• Huge Bears Penis

    Go Falcons!

  • Captain Obvious

    Prop bets are getting out of hand.

    I just put $10 on Mike Singletary to knock Tom Brady out of the game.

    The odds are so long that I could afford to buy the Bears if it happens. Now I just have to get Singletary to Houston…

    • One Dump from Retirement (GP)

      Do not underestimate your chances. Singletary just might do it.

  • Bobby Douglass

    There’s a game today?

    • Captain Obvious

      Yeah, between a team I revile and a team I don’t give a rat’s ass about.

      So… go rat’s asses!

  • One Dump from Retirement (GP)
  • BearDown100393

    Patriots win, Trump wins.
    Falcons win, Goodell wins.

    Eck.

  • Waffle

    Prop bet that lady gaga.is going to say something retarded.

    • Huge Bears Penis

      guaranteed, and the NFL will over react and Kenny G. will be next years halftime show.

      • CanadaBear

        With Michael Bolton singing.

        • BearDown100393

          Is that what you call it?

          • CanadaBear

            Who doesn’t want to hear a white guy butcher classic Soul songs?

          • BearDown100393

            Goodell probably owns the entire catalog.

      • willbest

        I haven’t watched a half time show in a few years. And apparently Audi and Budweiser have gone full retard.

    • CanadaBear

      I wouldn’t take that bet. However, she does her own singing and playing so I give her props for that (see how I did that?).

    • BearDown100393

      Not say perhaps but demonstrate visually yes.

    • One Dump from Retirement (GP)

      I’m sure that Houston Texas audience will quietly just swallow whatever she squirts out her hole.

      • willbest

        The SB isn’t really filled with locals. I think each team gets about 15k tickets, and the rest is all corporate sponsors, and lottery winners.

      • Waffle

        I’m being too hard on her. Gaga is a poet laureate compared to that one trick pony Madonna.

        • willbest

          Not a fan of her 80s work?

          • Waffle

            Everyone loves Who’s that girl.

      • Sauron’s right eyeball

        Nah, Houston’s about as liberal as it gets.

        • That’s what I heard when I was thinking about transferring to the university over there.

          But I’m like, “Texas liberal? That means they use “colored” and not the N-word, right?”

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            No, that’s the mistake a lot of bigots make. They think Texans are all publicans. He he

    • AlbertInTucson

      Havent bothered to watch the half time in a couple decades. The entire bar I was at missed the “wardrobe malfunction” because there was free buffet at halftime and we were all too busy feeding our faces.

  • Huge Bears Penis

    Jeff tweeted:
    “Listen I will kill Trump for a lot of things. But I’ll be damned if my lefty brethren are going to make playing golf a treasonous act.”

    Not sure Jeff should be using kill and Trump in the same sentence. Maybe he wants to know how Guantanamo Bay is this time of year.

    • willbest

      heh. Says the person that copy and pasted it. I doubt that particular tweet makes it pass the AI filter. Its rather tame compared to most the ones I have seen. Although us repeating does increase its odds of getting a SS agents time.

      • One Dump from Retirement (GP)

        My guess is the SS is pretty busy right now.

        • willbest

          Sort of proves he isn’t fascist. If he were fascist then people would be too scared to do that. In fact, the most dangerous piece of apparel to wear is a red #MAGA hat.

      • Huge Bears Penis

        Do you have a sense of humor? Why over analyze everything?

      • AlbertInTucson

        Pretty obvious to me that the context in which “kill” was used did not constitute a threat but some computer program may not not make the distinction.

        • I know a muslim chick who said, “Maybe Trump should come here to Texas. Didn’t they kill JFK here?”
          I said, “watch out, you’re gonna be putting me on some watch list, hon!”

  • willbest

    “Listen I will kill Trump for a lot of things. But I’ll be damned if my
    lefty brethren are going to make playing golf a treasonous act.” – Jeff

    Well, I suppose its good to have priorities. And I don’t think its golf is treasonous as it is buying access to Trump by joining his favorite golf course (which he happens to own). Though I fail to see how that is much different than renting out the Lincoln bedroom which the previous 4 presidents have done.

  • One Dump from Retirement (GP)

    I liked the SNL Family Feud skit where Bellicheat hacked the board to win the game.

    That was good.

    • If I were playing Monopoly with him, I wouldn’t let him be the bank, that’s for sure.

      I also would take my $ with me to the restroom.

      Exactly what I do when playing with my shady friends who always try to trade me the Batlics for Boardwalk…

  • Sauron’s right eyeball

    The wife cooked us lunch today. Brutal, lol.

    • Waffle

      Smile, choke it down, compliment and reap rewards later. Wash rinse repeat.

      • Sauron’s right eyeball

        I graduated that class with honors yonny. Still trying to figure out how to make a sandwich without her seeing me.

  • BerwynBomber

    “DaBearsBlog @dabearsblog And if they put Jason Taylor in and keep Charles Tillman or Devin Hester out, the HoF voters should be ashamed of themselves.”

    Hester may have a shot. Tillman no way. Actually, Briggs will have a better shot than Peanut but Lance won’t get in either.

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      Much ado about nuttin.

    • Briggs won’t get in. I don’t even know if he’ll get nominated.

      London Fletcher should be at the top of the underated LB list

      • BerwynBomber

        Briggs has 7 Pro Bowls, one 1st team All-Pro, and two second team All-Pros.
        I don’t think he will get in either but that is a resume which usually draws a nom.

  • Trump just said Pats by 8.

    Book it, danno!

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      Let’s see if he truly is the anti-christ.

  • What’s the prop bet that Lady Gaga will spiritual cook a baby live at halftime?

  • We all know the Bill plan. Take out opposing #1 weapon.

    But I wonder if they see Julio as that, or the combo of Colemen/Freeman as the top threat.

    They both play off each other, but if a S has to hang back for Julio, that means less guys in the box, not to mention one-on-one for Sanu and Gabriel (who I think are gonna have to step up in the clutch).

    I could also see Bill going rogue and just putting his best CB on Julio one-on-one from time to time and blitzing Ryan and making him transcend on the biggest stage.

    Employing the “Rams-Jam” knowing the refs will be reluctant in throwing flags.

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      Actually, Bellicheat has been rushing 3 and loading up the secondary pretty much all season.

      • If Bill only rushes 3, Coleman/Freeman will tear them up with draws all night. They’re a great draw/delayed run team. Explosive.

        But maybe Bill does make them beat the Pats instead of Ryan/Julio.

        • Sauron’s right eyeball

          If I’m atlanta, im audibling an end smash whenever I see CD on the field.

  • BearDown100393

    Ray Lewis is insane.

  • I love the Longs, but “hard work” doesn’t = SBs.

    “hard work” + “joining the Pats” does.

    Or sometimes just joining the Pats (see, Bennett).

  • Dan Quinn brings in the Navy Seals.

    Trestman brought in Seal.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yivLt9cTaio

  • Sauron’s right eyeball

    Did Jeff go off the wagon? He’s starting to worry me.

  • Doc Nitty

    Happy Holidays, gentlemen.

    May the balls stay inflated
    May the fans be elated
    May the footballs fly tightly rotated

    May the dust and spit fly
    May the losers not cry
    May the game be worth all that we waited.

    Go somebody!

    Cheers, boys.

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      May the Patriots go fack themselves. Selah!

  • I still don’t trust Matty Ice. The spectacular yr won’t mean shit if he chokes.

    • BerwynBomber

      Agreed. But once you get past Brady, Rodgers, Brees and (so far) Wilson, most QBs start to get a little dicey. Even R-berger looks to be slipping of late.

  • willbest

    Yeah sisterhood!

  • BearDown100393

    Bil Belichick is beaming with pride today.

    • willbest

      Maybe he saw the script for the 4th qrt

      • Sauron’s right eyeball

        Lol

  • BearDown100393

    That coin flip better be reviewed. Hit a foot.

  • willbest

    Atlanta D looking poised

  • BerwynBomber

    An Eric Weems sighting …

  • AlbertInTucson

    Gah

  • Huge Bears Penis

    CD missed a tackle

  • BerwynBomber

    Freeman. NIce.

  • willbest

    Uh oh, pats thinking they already won this

  • Captain Obvious

    One Play Shea got blocked to the ground by Julio Jones on that 36 yard run.

  • willbest

    I pay too much for avocados apparently

  • willbest

    Surprised no flag for late hit out of bounds

  • AlbertInTucson

    Right tackle de-cleated.

  • BearDown100393

    Atlanta’s got some bad hombres on D.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Brady was lucky to hang on to that.

  • Sauron’s right eyeball

    It’s time for Atlanta to grab New England’s pussy.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Skittles spot: Meh.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Big question: When should I place my pizza order?

    • BearDown100393

      2 hours ago if you expect it to be delivered during the game.

      • AlbertInTucson

        I pick up. 5 blocks away.

        • BearDown100393

          lol in that case 1 hour ago.

    • willbest

      Depends on what the wait time is

  • AlbertInTucson

    Busch spot: Meh.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Still waiting for a commercial to impress me.

    • BearDown100393

      Kind of like this NFL season.

  • BearDown100393

    Edelman is it for the Patriots offense. They cannot run the ball against the Falcons defense.

    • AlbertInTucson

      It’s way early to make that call.

      • Huge Bears Penis

        never too early. Also Bears win SB next year.

        • BearDown100393

          Absolutely. This is just Bears scouting tonight.

  • AlbertInTucson

    0-0 after 1. “Under” bettors happy.

  • willbest

    World of tanks

  • willbest

    Nice throw

  • AlbertInTucson

    Yo, Vic Beasly, bitch about a no-call AFTER the play is dead!

  • AlbertInTucson

    I like the pistachio spot.

  • willbest

    Lol… K buick

  • AlbertInTucson

    Julio saves Ryan.

    • willbest

      Gripp of steel

  • willbest

    A very unhoodie like defensive effort

  • BerwynBomber

    Just keep giving it to Freeman. Don’t get cute.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Justin Bieber?

    Really, T-Mobile?

    Ew.

    • BearDown100393

      The Geico Caveman is boycotting Gronk.

  • willbest

    Why does Bradshaw have a shirt stain?

    • BearDown100393

      Drool?

    • AlbertInTucson

      A methode to the madness.

  • Huge Bears Penis

    Pats may want to try tackling Freeman

  • AlbertInTucson

    Way to make them pay for the turnover.

  • BearDown100393

    #FireBelicheat

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      #hirebelicheat

  • willbest

    Christopher Walken is always a win

    • AlbertInTucson

      Needed more cowbell.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Transformers.

    Because we NEED another Transformers movie?

    • Huge Bears Penis

      we didn’t need any of the others either.

    • BearDown100393

      Blame the judge for their invasion.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Falcon D IS flying.

  • willbest

    There we go

  • BearDown100393

    Why did Bradshaw have to take off his pants?

  • Huge Bears Penis

    stain on shirt…. better take off pants. someone check him for CTE

  • AlbertInTucson

    Tide: WELL played.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Gabriel: Because the Browns didn’t need him.

    • BearDown100393

      Only room for drug addicts and alcoholics in Cleveland.

      • Huge Bears Penis

        I think that is what is says on the ‘Welcome to Cleveland’ city limit sign.

  • BearDown100393

    The alternative score shows Patriots up by 2 scores.

  • AlbertInTucson

    McClellin!

    • One Dump from Retirement (GP)

      Shae!

  • willbest

    Thought you weren’t allowed to touch the lineman if you jump. Seems like it was still a foul

  • BearDown100393

    That is why you draft a guy who can jump out of a swimming pool.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Hey Bill! Suck it!

  • BearDown100393

    “The Handmaid’s Tale” #MAGA – realDJT

    • One Dump from Retirement (GP)

      Trumps wet dream

      • BearDown100393

        Sponsored by Breitbart

  • AlbertInTucson

    McClellin: “Throwing Shea’d”

    • BearDown100393

      Pretty certain Belichick just fired him on the sideline.

  • AlbertInTucson

    HUGE series here.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Obvious.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Blounted, again.

  • BearDown100393

    Ray Lewis is going to be really angry at halftime.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Is that a huge seam in that field?

    • BearDown100393

      Yup

      • AlbertInTucson

        Ew.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Brady getting smacked around a bit.

  • BerwynBomber

    Zebras keeping NE in this game.

    • willbest

      2 of the 3 were nobrainers

  • willbest

    Good lord

  • AlbertInTucson

    Shut up, Troy.

  • AlbertInTucson

    UH-oh.

  • BearDown100393

    Tiny fists of fury shaking in DC.

  • BearDown100393

    Better warm up Jimmy G.

  • AlbertInTucson

    What? No flag?

  • BerwynBomber

    Fuck yes.

  • Huge Bears Penis

    Brady looked a little ‘Deflated’ on the sideline.

  • AlbertInTucson

    I am LOVING this!

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  • willbest

    Looks like another defensive mvp

  • willbest

    Pats might want to rethink that rumored Brady contract extension

    • AlbertInTucson

      …and the McClellin trade?

      • BearDown100393

        By all means, re-sign him.

      • Huge Bears Penis

        they did not trade for McClellin

      • willbest

        He was an FA pickup

  • BearDown100393

    Tom Brady sitting alone on the bench away from his teammates.
    Brady doesn’t care.

  • BerwynBomber

    The Brady luck continues. Any other QB and that results in a 2nd pick six. Damn Uni.

  • AlbertInTucson

    THAT could have been a killer!

  • AlbertInTucson

    Pizza ordered.

  • AlbertInTucson

    This isn’t Dan Quinn’s first rodeo.

  • AlbertInTucson

    The Falcons DID blow a couple of leads this season.

    • BearDown100393

      This ain’t over.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Pats really need a TD here.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Deon Jones: Bad time for a nap.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Crap.

  • Huge Bears Penis

    Good Job Marty!

  • AlbertInTucson

    Bennett holding. hee hee.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Eat that clock, Martellus.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Tom Brady: Terrible body language.

    • 505Bears

      If that was Cutler……

      • AlbertInTucson

        ..it wouldn’t be the Super Bowl.

        • willbest

          Just the nfcc

      • BearDown100393

        The Patriots would be up by 5 TDs

        • Huge Bears Penis

          #AlternateFacts

    • BearDown100393

      He doesn’t care.

  • 505Bears

    Fuck you marty

  • AlbertInTucson

    Headed for Pizza pickup.

    • 505Bears

      Dominos delivers

      • BearDown100393

        That ain’t pizza

        • 505Bears

          So where are you headed?

          • BearDown100393

            Grilled at home.

          • 505Bears

            Then what’s the pickup?

          • BearDown100393

            lol, I think you got the wrong guy.

          • 505Bears

            Pizza pickup #alternativefacts

          • AlbertInTucson

            Domino’s. Thin crust, sausage, onions, peppers.

            Works for me.

        • Sauron’s right eyeball

          Lol. Haha, I haven’t eaten that tripe in 29 years.

  • 505Bears

    Mb on lockdown?

    • Huge Bears Penis

      out of country.

      • Sauron’s right eyeball

        His passport was revoked.

        • 505Bears

          Else he pregnated outside the country

  • 505Bears

    So let’s focus on our pick

  • BearDown100393

    This is stupid.

  • BearDown100393

    This looks like a Trestman practice.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Pizza obtained.

  • BearDown100393

    Bread & Circuses

  • AlbertInTucson

    Yay. Over. Football, please.

    • BearDown100393

      Shea’s jumping might earn him an audition as a backup dancer for Gaga.

    • willbest

      Could have been worse. Surprised she didn’t bring anybody in

  • AlbertInTucson

    FEUD: BETTY AND JOAN.

    Oh yeah, I can’t wait.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Halftime show tweet scores?

    Who cares?

    • BearDown100393

      Don’t knock the power of tweets. Wins elections.

      • AlbertInTucson

        It IS a better barometer than the statistics that the fraud that is A.C Nielsen passes off.

        • BearDown100393

          Yeah I guess so. Makes sense.

        • willbest

          With modern TVs, I am surprised Nielsen would even exist

  • AlbertInTucson

    Be nice if Falcons came out and jammed it in the endzone again.

    Patriots need a turnover.

  • willbest

    Choreplay

  • AlbertInTucson

    There’s DANGER here, Cheri.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Falcons D. needs to get off the field here.

    • AlbertInTucson

      Thanks, Julian.

  • willbest

    Pats are getting all their drops in today

    • AlbertInTucson

      Atlanta needs the next score.

      • Sauron’s right eyeball

        How much you wanna bet they get ultra conservative?

        • Huge Bears Penis

          1 Millllion dollars

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            Lol

        • AlbertInTucson

          Can we still bet? LOL.

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            Lol. Glad I’m wrong.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Surprised that Sanu is invisible so far.

    • Huge Bears Penis

      ask and you shall receive.

    • Irish Sweetness

      I thought he might have a big day if they tried to take Julio out of it …

  • BearDown100393

    Gaga > Butler, footwork

  • AlbertInTucson

    Yes. Yes. Yes.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Ah HAH!

  • AlbertInTucson

    Bazinga!

  • BearDown100393

    If Belichick had a heart, it would have stopped.

  • 505Bears

    Garrappalo fans?

    • BearDown100393

      Why not. Garbage time.

      • 505Bears

        Bears better not trade a 1 or 2

      • AlbertInTucson

        Not “Garbage time” QUITE yet.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Ninkovich, roasted.

    All the big NE names have been made to look bad so far.

    Brady, Edelman, Bennett, Blount, Baldwin and now Ninkovich.

    oh, McClellin, too.

    • BearDown100393

      Belichick

  • AlbertInTucson

    I caught the NE broadcast on Sirius in the car getting the pizza and they were STILL whining about the suspension and Goodell, yada yada, yada, in interviews withe the Krafts done before the game.

  • One Dump from Retirement (GP)

    Well I picked the Panthers last year and thought the Pats would walk this one

    Clearly I’m an idiot

    • Irish Sweetness

      What was the spread?

    • AlbertInTucson

      You are in good company.

      I thought it would be The Falcons making. The turnovers and mistakes.

      • Irish Sweetness

        Dirty Birds have the top offense and a nifty enough D. Don’t know what the Pats have this season. Just enough coaching to beat the lesser teams.

    • Huge Bears Penis

      Clearly.

  • 505Bears

    Can we focus on the bears?!

  • Irish Sweetness

    46 – 10 anyone?

    • BearDown100393

      I want a beat down.

  • One Dump from Retirement (GP)

    Some really suspect play calling by McDaniel

    • BearDown100393

      Acclimated to 49ers ideology.

      • One Dump from Retirement (GP)

        Brady not making the throws either

  • AlbertInTucson

    That was big.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Chewing a lot of clock here.

    • AlbertInTucson

      A LOT of clock.

  • 505Bears

    Cry marty

  • AlbertInTucson

    Clank!

  • Huge Bears Penis

    Pats fatal flaws. Too many white receivers, and too many former Bears.

  • One Dump from Retirement (GP)

    Story of the NFL playoffs this year: one team coming out with far more intensity and physicality than the other. Except for Packers Cowboys there wasn’t a top game to be seen

    • AlbertInTucson

      Patriots focused on the Trophy presentation.

  • AlbertInTucson

    One more long drive for The Falcons should nail this down.

    Patiots MUST have turnover.

    • Irish Sweetness

      If Malcom Butler gets it …..

  • AlbertInTucson

    On side time?

  • AlbertInTucson

    Gostkowski punctuates his missed PAT !

    • madscout12

      He made it. PERIOD!

  • BearDown100393

    Vinatieri smiles.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Well there goes 46-10 ….

  • AlbertInTucson

    Baywatch Trailer: Funny.

    • Huge Bears Penis

      I’m hoping for a drunken Hoff cameo.

    • willbest

      That movie feels like it might be enjoyable

    • madscout12

      Renter…if that

      • One Dump from Retirement (GP)

        It won’t have Pam Anderson nudity that’s for sure

      • willbest

        I have a theory that the Rock is incapable of making a truly awful movie

        • madscout12

          Isn’t he in a few fast and furious. All of those are bad.

          • willbest

            Only Tokyo drift

          • madscout12

            I say again. All fast and furious movies were bad. All of them.

      • AlbertInTucson

        Good trailer does not necessariily mean good movie.

        I edit 30 second promotions for a living.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Will Meg Ryan do his fake orgasm scene at the presser?

  • AlbertInTucson

    Keep the pedal to the metal.

    • Irish Sweetness

      Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin’ …..

      • AlbertInTucson

        Jerry Reed!

        • AlbertInTucson

          “She got the gold mine, I got the shaft!”

  • Huge Bears Penis

    looks like Ryan lost helmet communication. Pats tampering seems is a little late

  • AlbertInTucson

    That’s OK. Don’t throw it up for grabs.

  • One Dump from Retirement (GP)

    Falcons D; who knew?

    • willbest

      Anybody that ignored their first half of the season

  • AlbertInTucson

    30-28 still possible. If I am Falcon fan I am still nervous.

  • willbest

    Wow Ford didn’t give a shit about their commercial

  • willbest

    Who gets MVP?

    • AlbertInTucson

      Undecided,yet.

      • willbest

        It should go to the pick 6, but I feel if Ryan throws another TD it will be him

        • AlbertInTucson

          It could still be freakin’ Brady. .

          • willbest

            If the pats win it should be

          • AlbertInTucson

            I absolutely HATE that possibility.

    • Irish Sweetness

      Got to be Freeman or Meg. If Freeman gets another TD plus his 100+ yards / if Meg gets his third TD …

  • AlbertInTucson

    Falcons need to turn up the heat on Brady.

    • willbest

      Brady is fairly inaccurate today

  • AlbertInTucson

    Missed opportunity.

  • AlbertInTucson

    This game is NOT over.

    • One Dump from Retirement (GP)

      It might end 28-16

    • willbest

      It’s like with the Pack. It was over, nobody wanted to believe it

  • One Dump from Retirement (GP)

    PaTs pocket sucks

  • AlbertInTucson

    FG still in play here.

  • Sauron’s right eyeball

    Told you guys over a week ago, it’s the year of the Hawk. (Crosses fingers)

  • willbest

    This Jared guy is making his case for mvp

    • BearDown100393

      And a gig for Subway?

    • One Dump from Retirement (GP)

      Bellichek will be looking at OL in the draft

      • willbest

        They just paid one of thier tackles

      • Irish Sweetness

        Hopefully not with our first pick.

  • AlbertInTucson

    On Side, again?

  • Sauron’s right eyeball

    Oh my gawd, eye just realized something. Its going to be 33-28 Patriots.

  • willbest

    Anybody ordering chips from Prime Air wouldn’t look like that

    • madscout12

      They would if they ordered kale chips.

  • madscout12

    I wouldn’t mind seeing Beady win. I would mind seeing Uni win. Fuck that guy.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Who else thinks the Falcons have turnover in them?

    • willbest

      For the ratings?

      • AlbertInTucson

        I think the audience is still here.

      • BearDown100393

        Ratings?
        Gaga > Game
        Sad but probably true.

        • AlbertInTucson

          Disagree. I think anybody except Patriots fans is enjoying this.

          • BearDown100393

            The average viewer for the game probably doesn’t even know the team names.

          • willbest

            Sad but true

          • Irish Sweetness

            Blow it out your ass Dana White and Marky mark.

          • willbest

            You leave marky mark alone. the big hit was an amazing movie. Also the Other guys

    • AlbertInTucson

      KNEW it.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Fat lady is still in the dressing room.

  • AlbertInTucson

    And THERE it is.

  • willbest

    I thought I was joking about the 4th qrt script

    • Irish Sweetness

      If this goes 28-28 into OT and the Pats win it, Brady cements his place in history. Otherwise it’s still Joe for me.

  • AlbertInTucson

    FG in no longer in play.

    • willbest

      Atlanta needs 2 first downs and its over

  • AlbertInTucson

    Dammit!

    • AlbertInTucson

      Ditto.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Peter Fonda.

    Took me a few seconds.

  • madscout12

    Now for a nice long FG drive.

  • BerwynBomber

    Oh my ATL. This will go down as the biggest gag ever. Ryan and the O need to save their D.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Dana White was asked who he was afraid of in the game. Said Julio Jones. Reporter asks him – “what about Mohammed Sanu?”. White goes : “Who’s he?”

  • AlbertInTucson

    Huge play.

  • AlbertInTucson

    McClellin’s man?

    • AlbertInTucson

      Guess not.

  • Irish Sweetness

    FML. I have to go teach six year olds now. And it’s an observation by the principal.

    • willbest

      Sorry bro

  • Irish Sweetness

    Will Julio pull a Walter and hissy fit post-game?

  • AlbertInTucson

    Julio. Jones.

  • willbest

    Julio

  • AlbertInTucson

    Patriots victimized by ANOTHER impossible catch.

    • willbest

      They won on an impossible INT though

  • willbest

    Ouch

  • AlbertInTucson

    Obvious hold.

  • BearDown100393

    Derp.

  • willbest

    Is Brady GOAT?

    • madscout12

      He’s had a ton of help

  • AlbertInTucson

    Ouch.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Nice coverage.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Good no-call.

  • Tortured Bear fan

    it seems goes to OT

  • willbest

    What was that?

  • willbest

    Holy shit

  • willbest

    Edelman mvp

  • AlbertInTucson

    That is a catch.

  • One Dump from Retirement (GP)

    I get why the empire embraced cloning

    I want all Navy Seals to be Edelman clones

    • Tortured Bear fan

      Millenian Bread made “made the catch”

  • BearDown100393

    Falcons have lost composure.

    • AlbertInTucson

      Gave away the “Mo” with that turnover.

      Empty backfield on 3rd and 1 let NE just pin their ears back.

      Didn’t help that Freem blew his blocking assignment.

  • AlbertInTucson

    NO pressure.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Brady sneak.

  • BearDown100393

    Atlanta’s died.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Offiside Atlanta

  • Tortured Bear fan

    won´t get over it

  • AlbertInTucson

    I said it wasn’t over an hour ago.

    • One Dump from Retirement (GP)

      Al

      • One Dump from Retirement (GP)

        You are a genius Al

        We never doubted that

        • AlbertInTucson

          I hate myself.

  • 505Bears

    Told ya

  • madscout12

    That would be opi

  • willbest

    60 yards to julio

  • AlbertInTucson

    Take a KNEE, Weems!

    • madscout12

      Seriously.

    • willbest

      It hit on the 6

      • AlbertInTucson

        If it gets in the endzone its a touchback.

  • willbest

    Fucking Atlanta

    • One Dump from Retirement (GP)

      Cursed org?

      • willbest

        Been playing not to lose the last 8 minutes

        • madscout12

          Naw, if that were so, they run it in FG range

  • BerwynBomber

    No way ATL can win this, right?

    • AlbertInTucson

      Not if NE wins the toss.

  • One Dump from Retirement (GP)

    If the Pats win does it mean I’m not an idiot?

    • AlbertInTucson

      That line leaves you WIDE Open for a SNARK attack.

      I will ne nice and pass on the opportunity.

  • BearDown100393

    JFC they aren’t going to wheel out Bush for another coin flip right?

  • BearDown100393

    Lewis shredded his leg for no reason.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Game over..?

    • BerwynBomber

      Gotta believe so. ATL is as tight as a drum at this point.

  • One Dump from Retirement (GP)

    Bellichek with the rugby scrum play

  • AlbertInTucson

    I don’t think the team that called the opening toss should also get to call the OT toss.

    • One Dump from Retirement (GP)

      Where were the other two Falcons captains?

      • BearDown100393

        Learning the Heimlich?

  • AlbertInTucson

    “Putrid Super Bowl”.

    Really?

    • BearDown100393

      The Bears are not playing.

      • AlbertInTucson

        But thats not what he was saying.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Bennett TD to win it?

    • Tortured Bear fan

      almost!!!

    • One Dump from Retirement (GP)

      Unicorn power

      • AlbertInTucson

        At least we dodged that.

  • Tortured Bear fan

    White Mades ALL!!

  • BearDown100393

    QB sneak coming up.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Obvious PI.

  • AlbertInTucson

    That would have been soooo sweet.

  • Tortured Bear fan

    fack!!

  • AlbertInTucson

    I hate when I am right.

  • AlbertInTucson

    TD.

  • Tortured Bear fan

    White or Brady MVP?

    • BearDown100393

      Edelman

  • madscout12

    Holding

  • Sauron’s right eyeball

    Shiver me facking timber!

  • willbest

    Brady GOAT. Though white might merit mvp

    • AlbertInTucson

      Brady brought them back.

  • BearDown100393

    The day football died.

  • madscout12

    That’s a nice hold to get him in.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Switching to TCM.

    CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF.

    Liz at her Zenith.

    • One Dump from Retirement (GP)

      Watch Roger unclench his anus?

      • AlbertInTucson

        Pass.

      • Tortured Bear fan

        can´t watch and imagine

  • Cormonster

    James White for MVP? On Wisconsin!

  • Sauron’s right eyeball

    Trump was off 2 points. He can’t be the anti-christ.

    • willbest

      What did he predict

      • Cubsnlinux

        Pats win ..+8

  • BerwynBomber

    Wow, the Falcons. That makes the Cheese meltdown in the NFCC a couple of years back look like nothing more than a bad loss.

  • Sauron’s right eyeball

    So this is pay back for when the Giants beat the Patriots after 911? Yup, it’s a conspiracy.

  • BearDown100393

    Houston welcomes Goodell.

  • BearDown100393

    Bradshaw’s arm around Belichick.

    Awkward.

  • One Dump from Retirement (GP)

    Stop saying mother fucker Willie

    • Waffle

      “kiss that motherfucker, KISS IT!”

      lol, Willie……

  • One Dump from Retirement (GP)

    Roger couldn’t even speak

  • Waffle

    haha, boys…..and THAT is why Waffle bet on the Patriots. We just witnessed the greatest comeback in superbowl history by the greatest qb to ever do it. Holy fuck.

    • AlbertInTucson

      Dammit! How DARE you be RIGHT!

      • Waffle

        lol, i watched that last 1.5 quarters in utter amazement.

        • SC Dave

          Ref fueled garbage. Illegitimate win.

          • AlbertInTucson

            That would be “No”.

          • Waffle

            bovada hasn’t taken my winnings back as of yet so maybe they didn’t get Dave’s memo????

    • Irish Sweetness

      You’ve got the touch Waffle, there jus’ ain’t no doubt.

      • Waffle

        Haha, THIS year I have it. Last year was a “rebuilding year”

  • AlbertInTucson

    Biggest Atlanta meltdown since General Sherman’s visit.

    • AlbertInTucson

      And no, I never met General Sherman.

  • Waffle

    I didn’t think Kraft was going to be the douche to actually bring up defategate. Very classy.

    • One Dump from Retirement (GP)

      He backhanded it

      Roger practically tossed to him and said “here “

  • Waffle

    Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
    I took the one less traveled by,
    And that has made all the difference.
    -Robert Frost

    Kiss that motherfucker!!!
    -William McGinest

  • One Dump from Retirement (GP)

    So tomorrow the Super Bowl 51 Champiion Falcons hats make their way to Africa

    Perhaps MB can give them out to starving kids

    • BearDown100393

      Or make a wall out of them.

  • One Dump from Retirement (GP)

    Dan Quinn’s head looks like a ball

    Fitting since he’s been kicked in them twice now

  • Scharfinator

    A failure to adapt at half time was the death knell to the Falcons. You can’t keep doing what is working in a SB. The other team WILL stop you in the second half. You almost need a second game plan.

    • One Dump from Retirement (GP)

      Why did they abandon the crossing routes?

      • AlbertInTucson

        Why go empty backfield on 3rd and 1 when they turned it over?

        • SC Dave

          RUN THE FUCKING BALL.

          I am ELATED that we are NOT getting Kyle Shanahan.

    • SC Dave

      The true failure was the refs. A double personal foul (shit even AIKMAN had to point it out) that should have been 1st and 10 Atlanta, followed by a holding call (they had let the shit go all game) to take Atlanta outside of game clinchimg FG range was a major call.

      And that moron Shanahan calling a 20 yard pass on 3rd and 1. What a fucking idiot.

      • madscout12

        You don’t call holding there, and not call it on the last play of the game.

        Defender was prepped to make the tackle at the 2, and the PAT oline grabs him from behind and drags him out of the play.

        Holding. The most inconsistently called penalty in all of sports.

  • SC Dave

    Wow… and you guys want Shanahan? The dumbest fucking call in the history of football was not running on 3rd and 1.

    • AlbertInTucson

      Or at least showing the THREAT of a run.

    • madscout12

      How about a slant pass on 1st a goal with a RB that has been tearing it up?

    • He blew it twice. Already in FG range and trying to milk the clock, pass , out of FG range and clock stopped

  • SC Dave

    I left as soon as the holding call against the Falcons happened after the obvious personal foul non call. The fix was on, and I knew how it was to end.

    • One Dump from Retirement (GP)

      It’s hard to believe the NFL wanted the Pats to win.

      • In Dave’s defense that was a facemask that should’ve offset the “holding” penalty which means they’re still in FG range milking the clock

        • That Guy

          Both players had each other’s masks.

          • Even if true, still offsets the holding.

            I don’t think they deduct 2 penalties for 1.

          • willbest

            They don’t. It would replay the down though

          • Yeah, they replay the down and likely run it seeing that they dodged a bullet.
            But either way, the stupider team lost. Can’t be both unlucky and stupid.

    • Waffle

      jesus dave, i mean a Dan Quinn defense could be called for holding on every single play. What kind of fag game do you want these refs calling out there? No love for the greatest comeback ever? one of the best game saving catches of all time by Edelman? 2 fucking 2pt conversions in the 4th quarter?? fucking 2??
      lol, man, get a grip and enjoy yo self.

      • Sauron’s right eyeball

        Yeah, I guess lighting doesn’t strike twice, more like 3 or 4 times? Woohoo, yay!

    • Cormonster

      I didn’t see a problem with the officiating in this game, and I’ve been as critical of the refs as anyone over the years.

  • One Dump from Retirement (GP)
  • BerwynBomber

    “DaBearsBlog @dabearsblog If the Falcons take 3 knees after the Julio catch, they win. Think about that.”

    Yup …

  • One Dump from Retirement (GP)

    Quinn and offensive coordinator Kyle Shanahan will battle persistent nightmares over an ultimately decisive sequence in the middle of the fourth quarter. After Julio Jones tight-roped the sideline for one of the most acrobatic catches in postseason history, the Falcons simply had to call three straight runs that would have forced the Patriots to use their timeouts. They would then have the opportunity for a field-goal attempt of roughly 40 yards, extending the lead to 31-20 with less than four minutes remaining. Instead, Trey Flowers sacked Matt Ryan for a third time, turning a three-point opportunity into a punting situation. It’s hard to crush play-callers for remaining aggressive, but this was a costly miscalculation for the Falcons.

    • Cormonster

      OT: Did you hear the Pumpkins are getting back together with the original line-up? Hopefully the tour is all their old shit from Mellon Collie and earlier. I was pretty pumped when I heard that news. Definitely a show I won’t want to miss.

      • Irish Sweetness

        “Today” and “1979” are definitely parts of the soundtrack of my life.

        Didn’t know they were a Chicago band.

        • Cormonster

          The Gish album (their 1st one) is definitely in my top 3 favorite albums of all time. I seen them a few times in Milwaukee bars right after that album came out in @ 1991. I also seen them at a bar in Madison right after Siamese Dream came out. I believe it was the second show after one at the Metro in Chicago. They were so awesome and unique live we just knew they were going to blow up and be big. I’m still a huge fan of all the early stuff. From Adore on, not so much.

    • BerwynBomber

      And that was somewhat a coverage sack. If you’re Ryan you have to get rid of the ball.

    • Once that happened, I knew it was game. Absolutely stupid.

      And the Falcons could’ve milked it more before that on short, but decided to pass. Strip-sack. Short field. Score. Revitalized Pats.

      The missed facemask to offset the holding to knock the Falcons out of FG range didn’t help either.
      (Nor did the missed holding call to end it in overtime).

  • Irish Sweetness

    So I get back from my lesson and the impossible has been done. Okay Tom, I give up, you’re the GOAT.

    But when you only needed to take three knees to win a game …

  • I am still flabbergasted about the absolutely atrocious play-calling and time management of the Falcons.

    And they’re really not that alone. Arians and Pete Carol, two highly lauded HCs, call same type of overly aggressive shit all the time. McDaniels does it too except he gets bailed out by Bill and Brady more often than not (and Peyton sometimes gets bailed out by Brees).

    Don’t know if this is a trend, but what happened to the old school coaches that made you WIN the game as opposed to giving it away?

    There’s gotta be a happy medium between “Big Balls Pete “(sb pass on 1) and small balls Reid.

    • BerwynBomber

      McCarthy has horrendous game instincts as well. Just that Rodgers usually bails him out.

  • BerwynBomber

    No arguing with Brady’s best ever credentials now, though I’ll always think of him as a bit of a system guy. But this game will go down as his ultimate statement.

    OTOH, Falcons completely gagged it. The play-calling after the Jones catch will be discussed for years. But another key moment is when ATL recovered the onside kick by NE, was given an additional five yards and could not even muster a FG out of the field position — I believe they started on NE’s 40, maybe even inside it.

    ATL’s pass rush pretty much disappeared in the fourth Q but their D deserves some slack: they played over their heads for three quarters and even scored a TD themselves. It should have been enough.

    Don’t know if I have ever seen a worse QB game by a guy with such a sterling passer rating than Ryan. For the last quarter plus, he just needed to get his team one FG and he couldn’t do it. Took what seemed liked a lot of coverage sacks, and none bigger than the last one.

    • Irish Sweetness

      Ryan had a 135 rating this post-season? I never really bought the guy. If he were on the Bears the last ten years, does he even get to .500?

      • BerwynBomber

        Ryan’s a very solid QB. A top ten guy. But his 144 passer rating and 79 QBR for the game were misleading. Empty calorie type numbers.

        The ATL D was out of gas. (The Pats ran 93 plays to ATL’s 46 — the biggest disparity ever in post-season history.) The ATL O was going to have close the game out. But they went scoreless their last four possessions and Ryan took some killer sacks, including a strip sack and another that pushed them out of crucial FG range.

  • CanadaBear

    Watched a replay of the halftime show. Like her or not, LG owned the stage. Something Coldplay failed at miserably last year. I laughed last year when they announced Coldplay and they lived down to it. It was like they were totally intimidated by it. At some point the producers came to their senses and brought in Beyonce and Bruno to put some sizzle in the show.

    • Irish Sweetness

      ‘Fail’ and ‘miserable’ are two excellent words that relate to Coldplay, C-Bear. Thumbs up!

      • Waffle

        coldplay is the poor mans Travis!!!!

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