• Suns Out, Buns out, Ciggy In

    Run the ball, use Cohen in space, hit the TE’s on early downs, get Kendall Wright involved early and take a few shots downfield.

    • Johnnywad

      6:00 am and already banging out game plans. You must have found your Frappacino Malt thing.

      • Suns Out, Buns out, Ciggy In

        My 5yr old manually opened my eyes with his fingers. Better than any malt.

        • Johnnywad

          LOL. I do occasionally miss those days. Mine are 17 and 16 now.

          When my son was small, he loved to come flying down the hall and into our bedroom full speed and dive into the bed. It usually ended with a Tomahawk elbow to my nuts or throat. To this day when I hear a 4 year old running in footed pajamas, I curl into a ball protecting the vitals. Even out of a dead sleep.

          • CanadaBear

            Love it!

          • beninnorcal

            lol

    • Irish Sweetness

      Aye aye Cap’n!

  • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

    Bear Down!

  • Irish Sweetness

    I’ll get up at midnight to watch. Better be worth it Gummo!!

  • BearDown100393

    Giraffes destroy pirates.

  • Suns Out, Buns out, Ciggy In
    • CanadaBear

      Seems odd they are willing to trade him instead of paying him.

      • beninnorcal

        I was thinking the same thing. Also remember reading something the last year or two about him maybe not living up to expectations. I’m sure he’s still a huge upgradefor our current roster.

        • CanadaBear

          I’m still holding out hope Jackson will be the real deal. Demps is fine for a stop gap until they can find a top tier replacement.

    • Pace could’ve signed TJ Ward which would’ve been equivalent to drafting Adams.

      But, as we all know, Pacebot is a cheap bastard who only signs jag FAs coming off major inj for a discount.

  • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis
  • CanadaBear

    Just read that if the Beloved win today it will be Fox’s first win in Sept as a Bears HC. Ugh.

    • Malice Halice

      I like John Fox but that stat there kill’t it. He has to go!

    • SC Dave

      Yikes.

      • CanadaBear

        The last two years they have started 0-3. If they don’t win today I’m pretty sure Foxy will be 0 for September as HC of the Bears.

    • I wish he was fired last yr. I almost hope we do go 0-4 so he could be fired already.

      He’s the real problem. We all know the routine.

      -Come out like zombies
      -Let opposing team score
      -We sustain long drives for FGs and “field position”
      – Half-time. We’re down a score
      – Post half-time. No creative counterplan
      – Bears make a fatal mistake on D or O
      – Furious comeback falls short
      – Nother “close” loss…woulda coulda shoulda…

      • CanadaBear

        100%. Weekend @ Bernies.

        • Only thing that could save us is the other team fucking up more than once.

          Winston does have some Cutty in him in that he “gives his receivers a chance” which means he also gives the Dline a chance to strip=sack and secondary a chance on 50/50 balls.

          Maybe he’ll gift the beloved a few desperately needed TOs.

  • Malice Halice

    After today our D will perform so fuckin amazingly that they will be re’dubbed the MONSTER OF DA MIDWAY! I’m expecting some diabolical defense today. THIS SHOULD B PERSONAL! We must DEFEND Mike Glennon today, GO BEYOND THE CALL OF DUTY TO ASSIST MG. Mike Glennon for 400yrds 5TD’s n 1 rushing TD
    40mins TOP, Defense: 3 forced fumbles, 4 INTS, 7 sacks.
    BEAR DOWN!

  • CanadaBear

    Did anyone see the GGG/Canelo fight last night? Sounds like Canelo’s mom was one of the judges.

    • haha. My friend said he can’t believe Canelo didn’t lose, but I didn’t watch it. Totally forgot it was even on. Was watching the USC-Texas game, which was pretty awesome.

      • beninnorcal

        I’m not even really into college fb and I can’t stand the Trojans, but that game was great.

        • Yeah, Texas played inspired, and they have some beasts and a rook QB that’s gonna be good for years.

          But those Darnold passes were too much. Marching down with 30 seconds and no TOs to nearly score a TD was unbelievable.

          What a game.

          • beninnorcal

            Both qb’s impressed me

          • beninnorcal

            I also wish NFL had the same OT protocols.

      • CanadaBear

        It was PPV so you didn’t miss it. It will be on HBO next Saturday (I’ll catch it then). Everything I read it sounds like it was a close fight with GGG winning. The lady judge had it 118-110 Canelo. She gave GGG 2 rds.

        • Maybe she has a thing for redheads.

          Irish would approve.

        • BerwynBomber

          I believe the “official” scorers of ESPN and HBO had it 116-112 GGG.

          • CanadaBear

            That’s what I read, too. It sounds like it was a helluva fight. Looking forward to seeing it next Saturday night. I totally get close scoring and difference of opinion but when someone is that far off … Apparently this has happened before with her. Unless Oscar hired her just so they could have a rematch, I have no idea why they would use her.

          • BerwynBomber

            So I’ve heard about her. ESPN flashed four of her other controversial sheets from recent years, though one didn’t seem that controversial to me, which was Khan/Alvarez, in which she had Khan decisively ahead.

            But from what I read that is how that fight transpired — Khan was outpointing/outboxing Canelo until the latter floored him.

      • BerwynBomber

        Indeed, heckuva game. Not a Texas fan, but wouldn’t mind seeing their program become a player again. They’ve had some damn lean years of late.

        Darnold is worth the hype. Needs to cuts down on his picks, though, even if that first one was completely not his fault.

  • Is that Humpries, Chris Simms and McCown up in those pics?

    Getting over…the Hump?

    • beninnorcal

      I don’t think the middle guy is Simms

      • beninnorcal

        But it is him, apparently, I thought he looked more like his pop than that.

    • beninnorcal

      I think that first guy is Steve Deberg

    • BerwynBomber

      Top left might be Steve Spurrier.

      • CanadaBear

        Looks like him.

    • Can it be that Jeff is subtly trying to group Glennon into forgettable Buc QBs?

      Nooooo. He likes Glennon, right?

  • BearDown100393

    Crab Legs about to be snapped today.

  • Fuck. Should’ve kept Steelers D. Looks like the immortal Keenum starting for Vikes. Not confirmed though.

  • BearDown100393

    “Bears wide receiver injuries suck. But maybe one of these kids step up and become a player. That’d be exciting to see.”

    ‘Cause that worked out so well last season.

    • CanadaBear

      And the season before, and the season before and …

    • SC Dave

      Think positively. It helps.

  • BearDown100393

    Yes/No: Mitch Trubisky enters today’s game.

    • Johnnywad

      I don’t see a “Maybe”. That’s my vote

    • BearDown100393

      Yes. Giraffe dehydrates

  • BearDown100393

    Yes/No: Our D puts points up on the board – YES

    • I usually have a rule about drinking before noon…

      • Johnnywad

        The Eastern Time Zone is beautiful in that regard.

    • CanadaBear

      No. Unfortunately.

  • McCoy against Compton does not inspire confidence, and if Grasu has to play, even less.

    Birdcage is gonna have to be extra creative.

    Who leads the Bears in receptions today?

    I say Miller.

    • CanadaBear

      Cohen.

  • Wheaton and Prince out. Nice signings, Pace. It’s not like Pryor or (name a CB) was available.

    Bears WR Markus Wheaton (finger) is inactive for Week 2 against the Bucs.

    Wheaton appeared to be on track to return untillate in the week. His continued absence leaves the Bears direly thin atreceiver. Also inactive for the Bears are QB Mark Sanchez, CB Prince Amukamara, DB Deon Bush, RB Benny Cunnigham, DL John Jenkins and LG KyleLong.

    • SC Dave

      Untillate… antonym of titillate?

  • Bucs are healthiest most rested team in the NFL. Aside from Muscle Hamster on suspension, full go.

    • BearDown100393

      Weak. Fat. Untested.

  • Sactowns#1

    Bradford is out with a broken hymen.

    • madscout12

      Gonna suck…I’ve got Dalvin Cook. Carries should be up, but overall output should be down.

  • Big Mike

    Bear the fuck down.

  • Big Mike

    Prince Akumura, is he going to contribute? Or is he to old to return from an ankle injury that was day to day a month ago?

    • we’re one inj away from McMannis

      • SC Dave

        Wow, talk about spoiling the mood…

        • Big Mike

          I shouldn’t look at the injury report. See my other post. Jacked about this game. I like this years team. Young, fast has some depth. Arrow up

      • Big Mike

        Who should never be seen on defense. Ever

  • SC Dave

    Cigar City Jai Alai (I’m okay buying a Tampa brewed beer to ease their pain from today’s game) in front of me, great seat at the bar with a 55ish” screen about 7 feet away, and a decent lunch in me.

    Ready to Bear Down!

    Edit: and dude next to me in a Butkus jersey.

  • BerwynBomber

    “Glennon was exceptional in the fourth quarter.”

    That has to be like nails dragged down the chalkboard of Jeff’s soul.

  • SC Dave

    How about Donte for TD on opening KO?

  • Non bear games that interest me.

    Falcons-Puke
    Iggles-Chiefs
    Boys-Donks

    • SC Dave

      Panthers game close at hand too. I wanna see McCaffrey

  • BearDown100393

    Danny almost had that one. #Beast

  • SC Dave

    Wow… pick 6 would have been cray cray

    • BearDown100393

      Our D is gettin’ points!

  • willbest

    We didn’t need to pick the tip

  • BearDown100393

    Danny is flying out there. Nice tackle.

    • SC Dave

      That was kwiat on tackle

      • BearDown100393

        Pretty sure that was Dan.

        • SC Dave

          Unrein!

          • BearDown100393

            For a loss!

  • willbest

    Penalty to extend drive

    • SC Dave

      Sigh

  • willbest

    Quaaludes all around

  • BearDown100393

    Unrein reigns!

  • madscout12

    Tired of our guys not knowing how to cover.

    • SC Dave

      The penalty is the key play of this drive so far

      • BearDown100393

        Danny. Danny. Danny.

  • BearDown100393

    Winston to Evans has to be stopped.

  • BearDown100393

    Crab Legs driving hard here. Have to put on pressure. Way to comfortable in the pocket.

  • SC Dave

    Pretty good coverage there

    • BearDown100393

      Damn perfect

  • BearDown100393

    That was good coverage by Fuller.

  • willbest

    Fuller playing like he wants a 2 year 6 mil deal

    • BearDown100393

      Keeps this up, give it to him.

  • SC Dave

    No pass rush. Need a blitz

    • BearDown100393

      Willie die or something?

      • willbest

        Looked old last week

  • BearDown100393

    Hey Vic, it ain’t complicated. Crab Legs is throwing to Evans on 3rd down. Get some extra coverage there.

    • madscout12

      When you’re in Man all the time, tough to make a break on the ball. Be nice to see something other than trail tech.

  • King of DBB

    Shit is easy

  • SC Dave

    Finally a little pressure

    • BearDown100393

      That was great effort. Went low and wrapped up the crab legs.

  • BearDown100393

    Speaking of Willie…..!!

  • SC Dave

    At least that silly penalty only cost 3.

    • BearDown100393

      The D was on the field 3x as long as it should because of that flag.

      • SC Dave

        More thsn that probably… they ran more than 9 plays methinks.

        • BearDown100393

          Yeah need to clean that up. That heat is going to wear them down if this keeps going.

  • BearDown100393

    We’d have 7 on the board by now if not for that penalty.

  • BerwynBomber

    Nice play by Old Man Willie. Up to that point we had nary a hint of a pass rush.

    • BearDown100393

      It was a great play. Took out the crab legs. Smart.

  • willbest

    Why does target think enough upper middle class women watch NFL games to merit a commercial featuring preppy moms and “meterosexual” men?

    • BearDown100393

      Target supplies Goodell his nightgowns.

  • BearDown100393

    I don’t think going up the middle on the ground is going to work against this D.

  • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis
  • SC Dave

    Fox team sleepwalking again.

  • BearDown100393

    Mitch is playing.

  • madscout12

    Would be nice to play with a lead for once.

    • BearDown100393

      Its coming

  • Zombies

  • BearDown100393

    “Timeouts not as important in the first half compared to the second”

    Well geez thanks for that.

  • willbest

    White outstanding?

    • BearDown100393

      Sure why not. Deshaun is a GOAT right?

  • BearDown100393

    Monster completion by Cohen. Wow nice hands going to the ground there.

    • SC Dave

      Nice preservation throw imo. All professional skill players should catch those 95%+, and wont get killed doing so

      • BearDown100393

        Just impressed the kid came through. So many have not.

  • 505Bears

    Dinky the clown for a first down

    • BearDown100393

      I will take it. Move the chains.

    • SC Dave

      I have zero problem with this.

  • BearDown100393

    Another nice completion up the field. Odd going to a RB and then a WR but not a TE.

  • SC Dave

    Keep feeding Howard

  • SC Dave

    Not blocking well

    • BearDown100393

      Bucs DL overpowering.

  • BearDown100393

    The Bucs are all over that up the middle on the ground. It isn’t going to yield yards.

  • BearDown100393

    Cohen channeling Matt today.

  • 505Bears

    Blocking does suck today

  • SC Dave

    There is that TE throw.

  • Suns Out, Buns out, Ciggy In

    Glennon looking good

    • SC Dave

      Oops

      • BearDown100393

        Not on Giraffe

        • SC Dave

          Need to see a replay

          • BearDown100393

            Just waiting for 12 commercials to end.

      • Suns Out, Buns out, Ciggy In

        I jinxed it

        • BearDown100393

          Cutty Badger with a dorsal fin strikes again.

  • BearDown100393

    Bucs giving up that middle ground on pass attempts. That’s 4 different Bears on the receptions.

  • willbest

    What was that

    • SC Dave

      Need a replay

  • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis
  • BerwynBomber

    Fuckin’ A, Glennon. That was horrible.

    • EnderWiggin

      Stared that dude down while Miller was open on the sideline…

      • SC Dave

        I need to see the replay.

        • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

          got to get commercials in.

    • SC Dave

      It was horrible

  • 505Bears

    Can only dink and doink so much

    • Scharfinator

      Yup, then a route gets jumped. Is Tampa DL too good for a screen? Seems like they get up field fast.

      • SC Dave

        Screen would be good

  • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

    HOLY CRAP was that bad

    • SC Dave

      Unless it was supposed to be a buttonhook, which i doubt

  • BearDown100393

    TE never turned for that ball.

    • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

      it was thrown behind him

      • Scharfinator

        Behind and early. Bad ball

    • King of DBB

      Glennon likes to stare

      • BearDown100393

        Hard to rotate a neck 12 feet long

  • BearDown100393

    Loose ball

  • BearDown100393

    Hicks is our best defender.

    • SC Dave

      Freeman is the only competition

  • SC Dave

    Damn our run d is good

    • 505Bears

      Pass D is as bad

  • Scharfinator

    That 3rd down stop, nice!

  • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

    not smart rookie

    • BearDown100393

      Devin stupid there.

  • BerwynBomber

    Fuck

  • BearDown100393

    And that is why you don’t put a rookie back there. Just so effin’ stupid.

  • Scharfinator

    Wow what a rook.

  • SC Dave

    It’s ok

  • Moses Christ Cohen

  • King of DBB

    Sad Foxy is sad

  • 505Bears

    I’m on nfl ticket and a full play behind here. It’s like you all are the commentary before I see it

  • BearDown100393

    And this where the D should kill the O and Special Teams. The D is playing balls out only to have a dumb interception followed up by a ST gaffe. Just so damn stupid.

    • willbest

      The D gave up 3 points to start the game that is not balls out

  • willbest

    It has to hit a big first if you are going to try that shit

    • willbest

      Buc

  • SC Dave

    I want to see whether his feet were down

    Edit: i dont think so. Challenge, idiot

  • BearDown100393

    Our D is getting gassed out.

    • SC Dave

      They only played four plays there after a fairly clock consuming Bears possession

  • BerwynBomber

    WTF. He didn’t have both feet down.

    • BearDown100393

      Yeah but it was against the Bears and the NFL don’t caaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeee.

      • SC Dave

        So this.

        • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

          sympathy for the hurricane victims.

      • Scharfinator

        Bucs are the favored Hard Knocks darlings this year too

        • BearDown100393

          This. The narrative is Crab Legs is Replacement Manning.

    • SC Dave

      I agree.

  • burntorangenavyblue

    Aannnd the NFL Replay booth continues to be a joke

    • SC Dave

      No, its very serious business for the big bookmakers

  • His feet weren’t down? WTF

    • 505Bears

      Bears didn’t get the call their way?! You have to be joking

    • Scharfinator

      Why didn’t we challenge? Fox?

      • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

        Scoring plays always reviewed

        • SC Dave

          Obviously not that one.

          • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

            booth review, only make refs look at it closer if deemed necessary.

        • Scharfinator

          Can you make them take an extra look though?

          • CanadaBear

            No. The refs can actually call a penalty on Fox if he insisted.

          • Scharfinator

            Ah, good to know, thanks.

      • Can’t challenge a TD. Automatic review

      • willbest

        It’s supposed to be reviewed

  • willbest

    I am sure we will get an official apology wednesday

    • burntorangenavyblue

      By Fox or the NFL?

      • willbest

        Nfl

        • burntorangenavyblue

          Hehe, I know, just kidding

    • Blame it on Glennon

    • BearDown100393

      Goodell: The officials made a mistake. Sorry Chicago but ya know…. it is just the Bears here. Keep filling Soldier Field. Love ya all.

  • BerwynBomber

    Hey review booth. A catch is when the ball is secured. Not the instant it touches a receiver’s hands.

  • BearDown100393

    A bad penalty by Danny on 3rd down and Cohen’s gaffe have made this a 10 point difference.

  • willbest

    More ST fuckups

  • BearDown100393

    WTF Gentry?

  • SC Dave

    Need a TD here

    • BearDown100393

      At least 3

  • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

    Adam Hoge鈥廆AdamHoge

    Yikes. Nick Kwiatkoski has a pec injury and is questionable to return. #Bears

    • BearDown100393

      JFC it is an indictment just dressing that guy.

      • SC Dave

        Idiotic comment.

    • willbest

      I am going to stop drinking lake Michigan water… This is ridiculous

  • Poorly coached team.
    Come out like zombies
    finish like cucks

    • BearDown100393

      The D is prepped.

    • Scharfinator

      Fox doesn’t have any teeth

      • BearDown100393

        They float in a glass.

  • 505Bears

    Always money in the banana stand

  • burntorangenavyblue

    Love the flip flopping booth commentary. Anything to stay in the NFL Commish good grace

    • BearDown100393

      The worst offender is Collinsworth. Not even close.

  • burntorangenavyblue

    What smells worse? The sewage and muck baking in the Florida poat hurricane disaster sun, or the Bears?

    • SC Dave

      Collinsworth

  • BearDown100393

    Team needs a boost. More of this and might as well Mitch it in the 2nd half.

  • SC Dave

    Where THE FUCK IS THE LATE HIT FLAG!?!?!?

    • BearDown100393

      Another apology on Monday…..

  • BearDown100393

    “Great job of coaching by Foxy”

    Trust Cohen, Just not the 2nd pick in the draft.

  • BearDown100393

    Does Glennon lift?

    • 505Bears

      Hopefully water bottles after this one

      • Scharfinator

        And clipboards

        • burntorangenavyblue

          Hopefully a broken rusted clipboard

    • King of DBB

      He stares

  • SC Dave

    Oline is getting murdered today

    • BearDown100393

      No Kyle. No presence.

  • SC Dave

    Damnit Kendall, go forward.

    • BearDown100393

      He kinda zagged… backwards.

  • More self inflicted wounds.
    Foxed

  • Scharfinator

    Wright looking pretty good. Wonder if he’ll turn into something for us

    • BearDown100393

      Sure… on IR

  • BearDown100393

    Evidently Cohen should be issued #22.

    • King of DBB

      Cohen v Conte

      • BearDown100393

        Tombstone Conte

      • 505Bears

        Take that matchup all day

  • SC Dave

    Dman Cohen is explosive

  • BearDown100393

    Howard. Can’t. Catch.

    • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

      thrown behind him

      • Scharfinator

        Bad throw and lack of hands.

    • SC Dave

      Bad throw

  • SC Dave

    Glennon sucked on that play.

    • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

      just that play… no others?

      • madscout12

        Most others.

    • willbest

      With that time someone better not have been open 30 yards down

      • madscout12

        Someone probably was.

  • madscout12

    And the Tampa crowd is in full voice here.

    • BearDown100393

      Hard to scream under water

      • burntorangenavyblue

        And sewage

        • BearDown100393

          It was there already before Irma.

  • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

    what a fine QB.

    • BearDown100393

      Crab Legs is doing alright indeed

  • willbest

    Mitch time?

  • SC Dave

    Time for Mitch

  • BearDown100393

    Adios Giraffe.

  • madscout12

    Jesus H Tapdancing Christ, play the kid already

  • DaMurph

    Fucking long neck motherfucker!

    • CanadaBear

      Bless you Murph!

  • 505Bears

    Haha I like how Cohen tried to come out and the coaches said nope, you are our obi wan

  • BearDown100393

    If Fox goes with Giraffe the 2nd half, can the entire coaching staff immediately. Don’t even let them on the flight back to Chicago.

  • Johnnywad

    Ok. Play the kid.

    • CanadaBear

      He’s on double-secret probation.

      • 505Bears

        At least take him to the local sorority for some tail then

        • Scharfinator

          Who doesn’t love to kiss titties

          • burntorangenavyblue

            The CNN anchor from the other day

  • 505Bears

    Who thinks the bears should still keep mitch backing up this sack?!

    • Dale701

      When did we get Jay
      cutler back?

  • BearDown100393

    Leave the Giraffe in Tampa also.

  • Clown shoes.
    What creative way will the Bears find to turn it over now?

    Fake P int?

    • EnderWiggin

      Tampa just cranks the Benny Hill theme song and lets us do the rest.

  • BearDown100393

    All Giraffe had to do was throw it away. He ate it and coughed it back up. Mitch time.

  • willbest

    W TB Cutler so I at least get the upside

  • SC Dave

    Thanks Jameis

  • BearDown100393

    “Giraffe is our starting quarterback”

  • Suns Out, Buns out, Ciggy In

    GP, Arizona is breaking my heart

  • BearDown100393

    CHT?

  • SC Dave

    Against us, im sure

  • Scharfinator

    WTF with our training staff

  • SC Dave

    Trevathan extending another drive

  • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

    that was with in 5 yards not a penalty

  • SC Dave

    Fuck.

    • Big Mike

      Competitive portion of game could be over. Defense was put in a terrible position by turnovers.
      Get Outlook for iOS

    • Big Mike

      Lead off man starts in 5 minutes

      Get Outlook for iOS

  • BearDown100393

    D is gassed. Bucs putting up at least 3 probably 7.

    • 505Bears

      It was all that displacement/moving because of the hurricane…. Oh, right?!

  • Foxed.

    • willbest

      We don’t have any defensive starters

      • madscout12

        3rd year in a row with this shit. Different players, different O system. Somebody on the training staff needs to go for this.

        • Scharfinator

          All of them. Start fresh. It is ABSURD

    • BearDown100393

      Giraffe in 2nd Half. Fire Fox.

  • BerwynBomber

    I’m ready to see Trubisky.

    • willbest

      Season is over we don’t have any ILBs

    • SC Dave

      Yup. Although it is probably already too late

    • 505Bears

      Sanchize!!!

      • BerwynBomber

        I actually think he is better than Glennon.

    • BearDown100393

      No credibility in this organization if Giraffe plays 2nd half. None.

  • SC Dave

    Unrein looking ok today

    • BearDown100393

      Lots of practice time.

  • EnderWiggin

    Still 9:00 minutes. I want to see the kid THIS quarter.

    • BearDown100393

      I doubt Fox runs the Rook before half-time.

    • BerwynBomber

      After halftime. Fox will give Glennon the remaining first half snaps to redeem himself. then Trisky at the start of the second half.

  • SC Dave

    Someone needs to make a play.

    Is Floyd even playing today?

    • Scharfinator

      Probably was concussed running around at Soldier…

  • SC Dave

    First down on penalty… just watch

    • SC Dave

      Of course

  • madscout12

    Where’s the flag…holding on the outside.

  • BearDown100393

    Takes half a defense to wrap up Crab Legs after a flag.

  • BearDown100393

    Turn off the A/C at Halas.

  • SC Dave

    Two penalty first downs to give a td to the Bucs

    • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

      not sure either was an actually a penalty.

      • SC Dave

        Vegas paid so.

  • Foxed

  • SC Dave

    Definitely understanding why so many want Fox fired.

    • BearDown100393

      All Fox and staff are doing is running 1st string practices during regular season games. This is not competing.

      • SC Dave

        And the league hates us. Not review of first TD, two or three questionable first downs to Tampa on penalties.

        Its all because those assholes made the Super Bowl Shuffle.

        32 years and counting we’re paying for that shit

  • BearDown100393

    Simply insane. This is not working. The O and S/T have destroyed the energy out of the D resulting in gassed out flags thrown. There is zero reason running out the Giraffe at this point.

  • Scharfinator

    Well, turning this shit off. I’ll keep an eye on this and see if people start talking about Mitch playing.

  • 505Bears

    Can fox…too many penalties and dumb decisions. This team isn’t ready… Give it to fangio

    • Wanted him gone last yr, but fans kept making the INJ excuse.

      Fox is a god damn loser, and his debbie downerism infects entire team

  • Viva

    Dear Mr. Pace,

    Play Trubisky now, or I’m turning on Cubs game.

    • BearDown100393

      Pacebot malwared.

  • Sactowns#1

    Bears aren’t losing to the Bucs this week, they’re losing to the refs.

    • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

      no even with bad refs, Bears would still be losing.

    • BearDown100393

      They’d still be losing if Hampton & Biggs were the refs.

    • madscout12

      They’re losing to the Bucs. The refs aren’t helping out D, but the O would be doing it on their own.

  • BearDown100393

    The credibility of the team is on the line here. This is terrible.

  • I’m all for playing Trub now.
    And it has to do with over coming Fox’s assshittery.

    Then again, I want Fox fired, so maybe don’t play Trub.

  • Ralph Martoni

    Hey Virginia, are you pissed off yet???

    • Scharfinator

      Hah! I was just thinking about old Ginny myself

  • Viva

    Cubs it is….

  • SC Dave

    This looks like 2015

  • madscout12

    Sims wiffed on that block.

  • SC Dave

    Good play, giraffe. But wjere is the penalty to take it back?

  • BearDown100393

    Bellamy strutting around because he caught the ball.

  • Hey, there’s TJ Ward, the guy Pace didn’t want

  • SC Dave

    Oline totally overmatched

  • 505Bears

    Haha 2 guys… Neither block the guy

  • BearDown100393

    Howard is not running against this DL.

    • madscout12

      Not with no blocking and no passing game.

      • BearDown100393

        Exactly

      • SC Dave

        Passing game has been ok, actually. Just need to air a couple out, damnit!

        • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

          int, staring down WRs, inaccuracy. yeah its been ok. SMH

  • BearDown100393

    Would be nice if the lazy broadcast crew identity the injured player before cutting to 12 minutes of commercials.

    • madscout12

      Nope, gotta make that money without doing our jobs.

      Looks like Slauson.

      • BearDown100393

        lol ya sure about that

      • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

        Slauson hasn’t been on the team for 2 years….

        • Johnnywad

          Still. Does kinda look like him.

          • BearDown100393

            His tats?

          • Johnnywad

            Big white dude

        • madscout12

          Shit. Sitton…my bad.

          It was Compton.

  • SC Dave

    The super Bowl shuffle condemned this franchise

    • CanadaBear

      And here all this time I thought it was clueless owners and horrible mismanagement, along with shitty players.

  • BearDown100393

    Uh that didn’t even get to the line of scrimmage.

  • willbest

    They are keying in on cohen, better come up with something else

    • 505Bears

      Haha reminds me of the fonze calling plays in the Waterboy

  • BerwynBomber

    If I had to choose between Glennon and Sanchez (regardless of which spot on the depth chart they were filling), I would choose Sanchez.

    In fact, I’m beginning to think Barkley is better, let alone Hoyer.

  • SC Dave

    If that aint the nail, what is?

  • willbest

    Well at least the D gets to keep resting

  • RenoBear

    Bye bye Glennon… you are a fucking turd

  • BearDown100393

    Bad Jay Appreciation Day

    Euthanize the poor beast. It is sick and needs to be put down.

  • lol universe has to make bears play Grasu. Up next, McMannis, Timu and Amos

  • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

    Yay Glennon!

  • BearDown100393

    No wonder all the Bucs lined up to hug Giraffe during pre-game.

  • madscout12

    Now Bears. You will lose this season if you keep up this shit. Play the kid NOW!

  • SC Dave

    Trubisky. Now.

    Right fucking now.

  • Ralph Martoni

    The Glennon era must end NOW!!!

  • willbest

    I haven’t glanced at Jeff’s Twitter but I am genuinely worried he might have had a stroke

    • Johnnywad

      Doubt it. He’s probably like a kid on a Christmas Eve right now.

  • 505Bears

    Glennon does like throwing to tampa

    • Johnnywad

      Indeed

  • CanadaBear

    Apparently I need to apologize to Jeff, Andrew and the rest of you guys. Mea Culpa. Play the Kid #10!

    • Johnnywad

      Same

    • BearDown100393

      They did it for t-shirts.

    • SC Dave

      Ditto

    • Big Mike

      Same

    • Bender McLugh

      no apologies tho

      • CanadaBear

        My fallback was Latin from my old altar boy days!

  • SC Dave

    Fold for Darnold!

  • Sactowns#1

    They HAVE to switch QB’s. I cont care if butt fumble comes in.

    • willbest

      Agreed

    • Sanchize is inactive today

      • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

        emergency qbs are not active but dressed. They can play him.

        • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

          or did they change that rule.

  • BerwynBomber

    If Pace got Trubisky right, that is nearly all that matters.
    But right now he majorly fucked up by selecting Glennon over Hoyer.

  • Big Mike

    Jeff wins.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Well this couldn’t be going any better …

    • SC Dave

      For Darnold, you mean?

  • madscout12

    20 points for them DIRECTLY on Glennon. He was supposed to limit risk. This is not limiting risk.

    • BearDown100393

      20 points on Pace for signing Giraffe. 20 points on Fox for playing Giraffe.

      • Johnnywad

        Thats 40. I call bullshit.

    • Big Mike

      Miscount. The dagger was cohens’s bonehead choice to try to scoop the punt. D had just made a great stop. Doesn’t change Glennon contribution.

  • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis
  • willbest

    Why is his helmet on?

  • Ralph Martoni

    Good thing we have a 162 game schedule…Oh wait!

  • SC Dave

    Trubisky. Now.

  • BerwynBomber

    Please play Trubiksy and promote Sanchize to #2.

    Done and done.

  • willbest

    This is pathetic

    • SC Dave

      Nail, meet hammer

  • BearDown100393

    This is insanity.

  • BearDown100393

    No team is ringing the phone of Giraffe’s agent right now.

  • Sactowns#1

    Bring in Kaepernick. ASAP!

    • BearDown100393

      lol

      • Sactowns#1

        Is there someone else that’s available that you recommend?

    • Suns Out, Buns out, Ciggy In

      He’s unavailable, busy getting a Mao tattoo today. He’s not sure who Mao is but he was told it would be cool.

  • BearDown100393

    Having Giraffe is NOT a luxury you vocal cord hack.

  • BearDown100393

    The Bucs D is bored.

  • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

    “They have Glennon and Glennon is not a bad QB” what game are the announcers watching?

    • BearDown100393

      The one George wants dictated.

  • willbest

    Would have rather paid Cutler 3 million less than signed Glennon

    • EnderWiggin

      Glennon’s cap hit is about $16mill. Cutty’s would have been about $9 mill.

    • BerwynBomber

      But Cutler is borderline good enough to keep a rookie on the bench all year. Plus, he has no interest in being a back-up.

      The more glaring choice is Hoyer over Glennon. Much cheaper and would have played this role much better.

  • BearDown100393

    “No chance I bring Trubisky into this game. Let Glennon wallow in this feces.”

    — I always like the Bears…..

  • King of DBB

    I played the Bucs tougher in Madden

  • SC Dave

    Can someone please teleport me back to the AT in Vermont, New Hampshire, or Maine so I can’t watch this shit?

  • Johnnywad

    Fox doesn’t know it, but he’s sitting at the Johnnywad crossroads right now. I’ve been a pretty staunch supporter, but if Glennon starts the second half, I’m out. There is no way he can watch this and not make a change at this point.

    • SC Dave

      Oh, there is. Today, I have climbed all the way aboard the “fire Fox” bandwagon.

      In fact, I’ll drive the damn thing.

  • BearDown100393

    Wright broken arm

    • Cubsnlinux

      Are these freaking guys made of glass? This is ridiculous

      • Scharfinator

        It’s so prevalent I’d have some serious studies go down at Halas. Run full tests on food sources, water quality in the facility, trainer background checks, etc.

        • SC Dave

          This. I’m almost to the point of wondering whether the entire S&C staff is on the Green Bay payroll.

          • Scharfinator

            I mean, shit, it could be that some of the old ass pipes are leeching lead into the team drinking water or something. Not enough to make them sick, but enough to affect NFL health

    • King of DBB

      Braverman time!

      #CalltheJew

  • Ralph Martoni

    Perhaps the Bucs are still paying Glennon under the table…

  • BearDown100393

    Howard’s injured.

  • chitownproud85

    so uh…about my prediction. damn.

  • 505Bears

    I’m going to fly up to Chicago for tryouts tomorrow

  • CanadaBear

    Not sure what game you guys are watching. Glennon has had only 1 pass hit the turf.

    • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

      Yep he has been ok and fine.

  • willbest

    We have Bonus in, let’s run it up the gut… Good lord birdcage

  • SC Dave

    Fake it.

  • Ralph Martoni

    I’m sure that the McCaskey’s will get things turned around…NOT!!!

  • madscout12

    Announcers: “Tampa Bay has no faith that Chicago can push the ball down the field. And why would they? Blah Blah Blah Kevin White, Cam, Marcus Wheaton blah blah blah”

    Glennon, guys. The pushed it down the field with scrubs last year. Glennon.

    • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

      Hoyer did not push the ball down field last year.

      • madscout12

        Barkley did. Turnovers were there. But Barkley at least scored.

    • SC Dave

      Their receivers are dogshit tho. Worst in the league, and there is no competition.

      • madscout12

        They were dogshit last year too.

        • willbest

          Cam and Jeffery?

          • madscout12

            Seemed like Jeffery was out most of the season, and he was out when Barkley was in.

            Cam was good, but not a world beater.

            Wright is at least as good as Cam, although in the slot.

    • willbest

      It doesn’t help that our oline is second stringers and people out of position

  • BearDown100393

    I thought the GB slaughter was rock bottom.

    I was wrong.

    • SC Dave

      This looks like late 2015

  • 505Bears

    At what point do they switch from this one to a game people actually want to see?

    • willbest

      They don’t do that, sadly

  • King of DBB

    It’s like the Trestman era in slow motion

  • BearDown100393

    The Reaper is grinnin’

  • BearDown100393

    The D didn’t even bother attempting to tackle Evans in bounds.

    Dead Ass Team

  • King of DBB

    Poor Dick Cockton. Having to watch a team like this as a senior citizen

    • BearDown100393

      The Sanchez of broadcasters

  • BearDown100393

    Bucs field after a hurricane and 3 football games >>>> Chicago Park District Turf

    • Johnnywad

      Bermuda Grass.

  • I don’t know if I want Trub to start cuz then it buys Fox more time.

    If they put Trub in this half, they should start him going forward, fire Fox, and promote Fangio to interim.

    Didn’t I say the same shit last Sept? Holy fuck this is tiresome.

    • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

      but Glennon is fine, and ok….

      • Johnnywad

        You’re just pissed about Braverman.

        • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

          our WRs are still getting injured, he will be back.

          • Johnnywad

            Fine folks at Jimmy Johns are gonna be sooooooo pissed when they lose their night manager.

      • madscout12

        Didn’t you hear…he played well last week. Just fine.

      • I personally never said Glennon was OK.
        I always argued if he doesn’t go full-hanie or full-kenum, then he should start, but he has indeed gone full-hanie.

        Or full Bucs-Cutler.

        But I don’t want Trub to save Fox either.

        Fox is the real cancer, as I have been echoing alllllll along

        #AlbinoLovie

        • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

          i know- my comment was really directed at those who were defending him.

        • SC Dave

          This. The turnovers are intolerable.

  • Dunno if Palmer is done, but he looks it. Hooker just INTed him

  • willbest

    Bucs got to be happy they got a 5th PS opponent and a win That counts before they start thier 15 game march

  • BearDown100393

    Darn good thing TB is rusty.

  • Big Mike

    Cubs game is on

  • King of DBB

    Irma layoff has 0 effect

    • BearDown100393

      At least playing against Giraffe.

  • BearDown100393

    Clemson would be up by 14 against us.

    • SC Dave

      No, they would not.

      That particular brand of stupidity always amazes me

      • Scharfinator

        I don’t think it was too serious a comment, just a bit of exaggeration to push a point.

        You never exaggerate though, do you Dave? 馃槢

  • willbest

    Kizer has a Migrain? Is that what we are calling concussions these days?

  • BearDown100393

    Strahan avoids the Mitch question.

  • King of DBB

    Butt Fumble plus street sewage

    Do it!

  • SC Dave

    So what are the odds that the rook plays? 10:1?

    • EnderWiggin

      Close to zero %.

  • wreckinball

    My apologies
    Went to a sports bar to catch the game,
    Always fails

    • EnderWiggin

      Soon we’ll all have to. They going to stop giving us TV time.

    • SC Dave

      You bastard!!

      I keed, of course.

      • wreckinball

        Fox can use the excuse

  • King of DBB

    Can we get some of those gifted X kids to play for the Bears?

    If we slowed down time we might make a game of it

    • SC Dave

      Need a reversal of time, methinks.

  • BerwynBomber

    “DaBearsBlog @dabearsblog I was right about Glennon. Right in March. Right in June. Right today. Mike Glennon sucks. Nuance isn’t needed. He sucks.”

    You were and he does. He makes guys like Hoyer and Sanchez look like PBers.

    • Glennon turned it over more in one half than Hoyer in 3-4 games.

      I hope ya’ll can now appreciate the masterful cuckery which was Da Destroya

      • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

        no turnovers does not mean he didn’t still suck.

    • SC Dave

      Yeah Jeff, we knew “I told you so” was the whole point, and we told you so in April.

  • If Wright is hurt, that means Gentry is playing, right?

    • BearDown100393

      Yeah maybe Gentry can get another unsportsmanlike and get kicked out of the game.

      • King of DBB

        A throat chop to nick hochuli’s neck would be great

    • SC Dave

      Mitch to Gentry. 5TD today

      • BearDown100393

        At least

  • Suns Out, Buns out, Ciggy In

    Epic 8 game parlay will be derailed today by the paper tiger known as AZ. Goddamnit GP, you were right.

    • King of DBB

      The Colts D slammed the Rams running game down

      It’s in the details

      • Suns Out, Buns out, Ciggy In

        Palmer just Glennon’d me.

    • EnderWiggin

      8!?!? I have trouble picking three..

  • BearDown100393

    And it is Giraffe…… Fire them all.

  • SC Dave

    5td wins for us.

    • BearDown100393

      Giraffe is going back in

  • BearDown100393

    Apparently all the Bears fans left Tampa.

  • Ralph Martoni

    OB & Hamp on the post game show will be really something today!!!

    • BearDown100393

      Who dies?

  • SC Dave

    Oh fuck. Glennon still in

  • King of DBB

    I’m photoshopping pictures of Glennons wife with mocha man meat as Glennon looks on helplessly

  • SC Dave

    Catch the fucking ball.

    Put Shaheen in

    • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

      Throw an accurate pass.

  • BearDown100393

    Shannon’s shoulders starting to burn.

    • King of DBB

      Aren’t the sideline gals supposed to be pretty?

      • BearDown100393

        Ask Sergio.

  • BearDown100393

    Mitch might as well go home and demand a trade.

  • BearDown100393

    “Debating what column to write in AM. I have like 7 ideas, all involving the F word.”

    You wrote it back in March. Go ahead.

  • SC Dave

    Really?

  • Down 26. Punt.
    Cuckball

    Foxed.

  • Ralph Martoni

    Atta boy, Mikey…

  • BearDown100393

    Now rooting to be a shutout.

  • Viva

    Dave Toub for HC

    • BearDown100393

      Why would Toub want to be here?

  • EnderWiggin

    How’d they dodge the roughing the punter call?

    • SC Dave

      Its the Bears

  • SC Dave

    Bucs get the over in a shutout?

    • BearDown100393

      Would be for the best.

  • Maybe we should sit our stud defenders like Hicks and Floyd.

    • SC Dave

      Maybe we should just forfeit?

      • BearDown100393

        Didn’t we?

  • midwaybears

    Link?

  • wreckinball

    Fail to see any downside in putting Mitch in at this point

    • Only thing I can think of is putting him on tape for next team.

      • willbest

        Fox wants to make sure he gets paid 5 million to bass fishing next year

  • BerwynBomber

    Saints D has given up 30. By halftime. At home. Their Mel Tucker-led imitation is endless.

    • willbest

      What has brees done though?

      • BearDown100393

        He led a rousing military cheer after the anthem.

      • BerwynBomber

        14/25, 8.5 average, 1TD/0TOs. 98 PR

    • Expected. That’s why I figured I’m losing in FF since Willie has Brady and garbage stats Brees going

  • SC Dave

    Floyd invisible all day. Looking like a flash in the pan.

    Like that dude we had with like 12 sacks as a rookie, then nothing.

  • BearDown100393

    Preseason versus Cleveland was better.

  • King of DBB

    Winston won’t even need to wash his jersey after the game. Maybe just some Febreeze for the sweat smell and it’s good

    • BearDown100393

      Bucs are going to pull their starters in the 4th.

      • willbest

        Not unless they are up 40

        • BearDown100393

          Patience

        • wreckinball

          Give a it a couple minutes

    • wreckinball

      I would take him out after this score

  • SC Dave

    Welcome #32 power ranking.

    Worst team in the league

    • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

      that might be a little high.

      • SC Dave

        Second time in my life the worst team in the league. Even tje 1-13 steelers beat THAT team.

  • That D has just quit

    • SC Dave

      Not exactly

  • BearDown100393

    Leonard Floyd ungassed would have taken that to the zone.

    • King of DBB

      He is working in his MAdden stats

    • willbest

      Bears are up on TOP

  • mmmmm close to being down.
    Might throw Bears a bone for ratings.

    • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

      its the conspiracy. give Glennon a chance to redeem himself so he can be the starter next week.

  • Alshon just made a great play for a TD

  • BearDown100393

    The O doesn’t even want to huddle with Giraffe.

  • willbest

    Stop running that

    • BearDown100393

      #Devin

  • BearDown100393

    Running backwards isn’t going to work Cohen.

  • 505Bears

    Alshon catching TDs

  • willbest

    Why even bother dumping it off

  • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

    this is painful.

  • willbest

    It took 4 years, but POD found his groove

    • BearDown100393

      Team MVP

    • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

      Punter is the hardest position to learn.

  • King of DBB

    Maybe we could cancel Bamas season and the Tide could play out the Bears season

  • Punting it again smh

    • BearDown100393

      Better than a turn over

    • willbest

      Fox ball

  • BearDown100393

    Mitch versus Steelers.

    We got this.

  • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis
  • BearDown100393

    Fox has succeeded into creating a football game plan to becoming Comfortably Numb.

  • BearDown100393

    Nothing left to discuss other than helmet stickers.

    • SC Dave

      On the bright side, they can only get one loss today

    • King of DBB

      An NFL team donated one MILLION dollars? For the victims?

      Fuck them. They have 14 per year in just Tampa tax incentives.

      EAt a bag of dicks NFL

  • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

    I miss Hoyer… and I FUCKING hate Hoyer.

  • wreckinball

    Ok getting even more annoying
    Send the house a couple of times and blast Winston
    I don’t care if he burns them

    • SC Dave

      Good thing he cant throw

  • Ooof.

    Anderson got burned badly by the HB

  • SC Dave

    What is the over?

    Will the Bucs do it in a shutout?

    • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

      i think you mean – When is it over?

    • willbest

      You want the under

  • willbest

    No facemask call?

    • BearDown100393

      What’s the point?

      • willbest

        To show you are concerned about player safety

        • BearDown100393

          “Just Bears”
          – NFL Front Office

          • SC Dave

            Ditka and Super Bowl Shuffle

            I said it in 1986. I had NO IDEA we would STILL be paying for it.

  • King of DBB

    Floyds back has flared back up

  • SC Dave

    Goddamn, I’d take Cryptkeeper over this.

    • willbest

      Woah there

      • SC Dave

        This is worse. At least Nessman had Angelo and Emery to blame.

        This is a better roster, sucking every bit as bad.

    • BearDown100393

      Don’t own what you don’t understand.

      The problem starts with McCaskeys.

  • willbest

    Always good when you hear the name of a player you thought was cut in preseason

  • BearDown100393

    Open Tryouts
    Monday
    Halas Hall

    • King of DBB

      Marc Mariani and Braverman man

    • EnderWiggin

      Marky Mark would be a WR upgrade about now.

  • Meanwhile, Bortles gonna be Bortles

    3 points

  • Ralph Martoni

    Virginia & George, are you having fun yet???

  • King of DBB

    Nice to see Jockjizz getting his

  • willbest

    I am not convinced we win more games than last year anymore

    • BearDown100393

      What games are you convinced this team can win?

      • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

        none

  • willbest

    There goes hicks

  • BearDown100393

    Hicks died.

    • King of DBB

      Safety first

      • BearDown100393

        Sprained Cranium

  • We should be sitting Hicks, Floyd, Tre

  • BearDown100393

    Way to avoid “concussion protocol” Stink.

    You did play once remember?

    Hack.

  • BearDown100393

    Watching Irma on the news was better than this crap.

  • willbest

    Gotta catch that fuller

  • 505Bears

    Bench all these guys. Get in the backups to avoid injury… Except Glennon. Keep his dumbass in there

    • BearDown100393

      Yeah we gotta rest up for the Steelers!

      Bear Down!

    • madscout12

      There is no, “Except Glennon”. He is a backup.

  • SC Dave

    Fuller… fucking really?

    How do you NOT catch that? Are you trying to get Bellamy’s job?

  • EnderWiggin

    Welp, Glennon finally threw some TDs to Tampa.

  • Ralph Martoni

    With the first overall pick of the 2018 NFL Draft, the Chicago Bears select…

    • BearDown100393

      A white safety from a Jesuit school in Division III.

    • willbest

      Trade it back for 3 firsts and 2 nds

  • Pats lose 3 WRS , score 30
    We lose 3 WRs, score 0

    • madscout12

      They play their best players. And utilize them effectively.

    • SC Dave

      Belichick.
      Fox.

      Say no more

  • BearDown100393

    MB don’t care

    • SC Dave

      No shit. A wise man.

      And it does hurt me to say that, you lurking bastard.

  • willbest

    Jets and 9ers need to mimic the Bears, I was completely fooled into thinking we weren’t tanking this season

    • SC Dave

      So was i

    • EnderWiggin

      Wow, we can start talking about the draft soon.

      • Big Mike

        God no…

  • BearDown100393

    Thompson did something productive but the ST had to ruin it with another mistake.

  • willbest

    Generous spot

  • BearDown100393

    May Giraffe never play another down in our Beloved uniform after this game.

  • wreckinball

    And the sports bar has lost their direct TV
    Bears mounting a huge comeback?

    • EnderWiggin

      Mounting a huge something…

    • SC Dave

      Same here

      • wreckinball

        Beer still being served

  • willbest

    Sitton wonderful

    • Big Mike

      Oh no….

  • SC Dave

    TV put here. Fully expecting the ONE good play of the day now.

  • Gentry era begins

  • BearDown100393

    “Dropping it is Bellamy”

    Of course.

  • wow. HOward just wiped out the blizters. THink his shoulder is ok

  • madscout12

    Oh, goodie. Prevent. Glennon can pad his stats and we can all talk about how he was fine.

    • Big Mike

      Nah… not today

      • BearDown100393

        George McCaskey loves those stats.

  • King of DBB

    Hroniss Bonus

  • BearDown100393

    Uh oh. Barth territory.

  • willbest

    Conte leading with head

    • madscout12

      He’s not worried about it.

    • BearDown100393

      Every Sunday he places on his grave site.

    • amazing how his shoulder is not made of tissue anymore

      • SC Dave

        Helps to play for a team that has a chance.

  • CanadaBear

    You just know Conte is taking one to the house.

  • King of DBB

    Conte that Spearfishing motherfucker

  • Big Mike

    What happened to whitehair

    • willbest

      He is at guard

    • EnderWiggin

      Moved to guard. Compton hurt.

  • Big Mike

    Bellamy another drop

  • BearDown100393

    “Dropping this pass… is Josh Bellamy”

    – Shocking

  • willbest

    Wright sucks, cut him

  • Big Mike

    4 drops in a row

    • Scharfinator

      Team has quit.

      • BearDown100393

        Garbage owner. Garbage product.

        • Scharfinator

          *Sadly nods while crying into his beer*

          • SC Dave

            Panthers fighting a close one atm.

  • BearDown100393

    So what was someone hoping to see different from scrub wideouts again?

  • Big Mike

    5 drops

    • SC Dave

      We didn’t need Alshon

      • willbest

        I knew it was a crap core when it was healthy with only Cam having any upside

  • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

    4th down and you throw short of the sticks. SMH.

    • madscout12

      With a man all over him.

      Fuck him. Fuck Mike Glennon. His ass better be benched this week.

      • SC Dave

        Not happening

      • madscout12

        And another thing. He’s throwing that short of the sticks because it is a fucking safe throw. Not cause it was good for the team. Not because he had pressure in his face. IT WAS SO MIKE GLENNON’S STAT LINE READS 2 INTs NOT 3.

        Fuck this guy.

  • Where’s our allstar 2nd rounder Shaheen?

    • EnderWiggin

      LOL, Miller was like “I ain’t catching that shit!”

  • willbest

    Why throw there glennon? Zero reason to start him. Kudos to Glennon’s agent for fleecing Pace

    • BearDown100393

      Not the first to fleece. Won’t be the last.

  • Ralph Martoni

    B-R-U-T-A-L

  • Big Mike

    This game has taken away any optimism I had for this team. We may be seeing the dagger in the fox era.

    • BearDown100393

      0 wins

    • CanadaBear

      There’s a reason we’ve been calling him Weekend @ Bernie’s.

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  • BearDown100393

    The Steelers are going to laugh watching this game tape.

    • SC Dave

      They can play the 3rd string and win 24-0

  • wreckinball

    Everything back on except the Bears game.
    It’s an act of mercy I guess

  • Big Mike

    I had been wondering if the Cubs would out score the Bears. Didn’t think 1 run would do it

    • BearDown100393

      Schwarber could block.

  • willbest

    Why is Winston still playing?

    • BearDown100393

      FF

    • wreckinball

      Blitz

  • BearDown100393

    This Year 3 of the “Rebuild”

    Getting shutout in Tampa.

  • Big Mike

    From moon Mullins. The ultimate homer
    #Bears kind of game that gets coaches fired – 1.5 qtrs, no discipline (5 flags, 3 on 3d downs), mental gaffes all 3 phases – Trestman-like

    • SC Dave

      This. I am 100% on the Fire Fox bandwagon.

  • BearDown100393

    “The Bears go on attack…. so to speak”
    – Stockton begging to be re-assigned, retired or fired

  • FresnoBear88

    Is it really this bad? Happy I didn’t wake up in time to go to the bar to watch.

  • Ralph Martoni

    Wonder what’s the record for no shows at a Bears home game? I bet it’s broken this season…

    • SC Dave

      Should be

    • willbest

      I could have gone to all the dec games last year for free if I wanted, so I would imagine it’s worse than you think it might be

    • BearDown100393

      Steelers fans will fill it up next week.

  • willbest

    I hope the late game is the fins, ordinarily it I don’t like Watching three FB games but since I have yet to see one today…

  • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

    Kizer’s migraine must have gotten better, he is back playing.

  • King of DBB

    7 drops

    • madscout12

      No accuracy helps that. Throwing late helps that.

      • willbest

        No these were legit drops

  • King of DBB

    8 drops

  • BearDown100393

    Good thing Pace refused to cave in to Alshon’s demands and drafted Shaheen.

  • The Bears should fire Fox before he even gets on the plane.

    • BearDown100393

      Pace can go also.

      • CanadaBear

        If MT is the real deal Pace will be beloved.

  • willbest

    Really trub should be in the game since he has the most practice with this oline and we core

  • Ralph Martoni

    Bears Drop O Meter working overtime…

  • BearDown100393

    Concussion Conte Arrives

  • King of DBB

    Glennon sucks

  • willbest

    Fitzmagic is still in the league?

    • BearDown100393

      And Kaep is not.

      • willbest

        I don’t know why he isn’t worth his skill level isn’t acceptable answer around here. He is an awful employee.

  • BearDown100393

    Ryan Fitzpatrick gets in the game.

    Trub sits.

    Fire Fox.

  • “good play made by chris conte”
    that kinda day

  • willbest

    Hey 20 yard pass

    • BearDown100393

      Air it out for the CFL audition

  • BearDown100393

    This is definitely worth risking Zack Miller’s brain.

  • willbest

    Birdcage needs to remove checkdowns from the playbook

    • BearDown100393

      Future Bears Head Coach

    • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

      Glennon would rarely complete a pass then

  • BearDown100393

    Uh…. Everything Stink was told about Mike Glennon’s awareness was clearly an inside joke.

  • Ralph Martoni

    There’s gonna be a run on paper bags after this game…

  • BearDown100393

    Trying to decide which team future is more futile – Bulls or Bears

  • willbest

    Rodgers bottoms for dogs now?

  • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

    stadium empties out. People of TB would rather go home to no power and hurricane damage than sit through to the end.

    • BearDown100393

      Started at half time

    • SC Dave

      No excitement left

  • BearDown100393

    That was Grossman like right there

  • CanadaBear

    Gotta call a penalty on the home team once in a while.

  • willbest

    Hey Lennon gets the week 3 start

  • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

    What a fine QB!

    • madscout12

      Helps my fantasy team. That fine play.

      • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

        he did ok today.

        • madscout12

          Yeah real all risk no reward play. Just great.

          • “Modestly” Huge Bears Penis

            300 yards 69% completion with all those drops. this loss is not on Glennon.

          • madscout12

            Oh god…I can’t tell if you’re serious or not. That’s how bad it will be.

  • Ralph Martoni

    C’mon, we can still win this guys!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • BearDown100393

    Giraffe looks like he just won a Super Bowl

  • EnderWiggin

    Takes a full minute for the Gatorade to get from mouth to stomach.

    • madscout12

      New policy for the QB. No hydration until you score.

      • BearDown100393

        Giraffes need water

  • KentuckyBearsFan

    GLENNON BLOWS GOATS.

  • BearDown100393

    “Ownership has 0 to do with this. 0.”

    Unable to hire their own football management.

    Completely irresponsible. Incompetent. Ignorant. No business in the NFL.

    • ButtonShoes

      Jeff saying that is mind-boggling. Ownership is responsible for the people who built and ran this team. This team is the way it is because ownership let it get that way. They deserve 100% of the responsibility for this ongoing debacle. Why Jeff continues to excuse them is beyond me. Maybe he’s a secret McCaskey, I dunno.

  • new post. Let’s all bitch and moan together

    http://dabearsblog.com/2017/data-responds-bears-at-bucs

  • Malice Halice

    Watching the game now. I just don’t understand

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  • Joecashflow

    Data, enjoyed your in depth analysis. Thanks for that. Its obvious that although Gannon must have opportunities of open WRs for 20+ yds, he checks down every time. With Gentry in there, we know he can get separation. I don’t recall a single target over 15 yds. That means the Bucs D just pack it in to stop the run. Game over.

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