• SC Dave

    Thanks Jedf! Back at ya!

  • Sauron’s right eyeball

    Thanksgiving is here. Enjoy your family guys.

    Eat, Drink and be Merry! This is a command.

  • Huge Bears Penis

    Birds are evil. Let’s all show the avian world who is in charge today by eating millions of their brethren. Happy Thanksgiving!!!

  • MB30SD

    Happy turkey day gents.

    I’m thankful for all your bullshit… And next season… Maybe?

    • Weed Superman (GP)

      There’s going to be a next season? I thought Ginny had summoned a greater daemon to open a portal to hell. Just so we can compare it to these games.

      • MB30SD

        Hmmmm, possibly

  • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

    I would like to give thanks to those of you that share my opinions. You are on the right side of Bears history. Bless you and your families.
    The rest of you commies can huddle around your porridge and water ration and your dreams of Hoyer and Bernie.

    • Weed Superman (GP)

      #FeeltheBagboy

      • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

        Lol

    • CanadaBear

      At least you’re not bitter! Happy Turkey Day you grumpy Bastard!

      • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

        Haha, nothing a Manhattan and a Manhattan can’t cure.

  • Weed Superman (GP)

    I should like to thank all the regs. If the Bears were 8-2 rather than 2-8, this blog has 25 more regulars than it does now. You have proven yourselves the diehards. The trials of Job, blah. Job was a pussy. If Satan had told him he needed to be a Bears fan from 1990 to 2016, he woulda cracked and renounced God.

    • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

      Satan gave us a water break from being forced to deepthroat his helldick in 06.

      • Huge Bears Penis

        That Satan guy is so nice for that. I think he really gets a bad rap.

        • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

          Best Satan ever. Future HOFer.

          • Huge Bears Penis

            You’re God Damn Right!!!!

          • Anthonyjsimpson

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    • CanadaBear

      Being a Cubs and Bears fan was a special kind of hell until this year. I guess it’s because MLB plays 10x’s as many games but I never got as mad at the Cubs brain trust (oxymoron for sure) as the Bears. Until this year, I never really thought they would win the WS. Unfortunately, I’ve transferred that feeling to the Beloved and now believe they will never win another SB in my lifetime. Hope I’m wrong!

      • Big Mike

        If you would have told me the Cubs would win as many World Series as the
        Bears have won playoff games in the 10 years after getting to the SB I’d have thought you were insane.

        • CanadaBear

          All those Cubs teams that made the playoffs never really convinced me they were going all the way. Unfortunately I was correct. The Beloved are in danger of becoming really bad for a few more years. That’s 3 shitty years and counting (4 if you want to throw in Nessman’s 8-8. I was being generous and left it out.).

          Unless Fox starts to show a pulse &/or Nathan Lane shows he belongs, this team is going to stink no matter how well Pace does (or does not) perform.

          • Big Mike

            There is some talent on this squad.  More than their record shows. Nathan Lane is out of his league. Maybe he’ll get better.  I love the Norv Turner as OC rumor.  I love drafting top 3-4 of each round.   Bears basically have a varsity roster on IR
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    • Irish Sweetness

      I get paid for this. You, no?

    • In a twist of irony, ppl are beginning to admire me now.

      “Wow, you STILL watch the Bears?”

      It’s like that Vietnam monk self-emulating.

      Yes, it’s just like that.

    • Big Mike

      i just don’t want to come around pissing in everyone’s cereal 🙁

      I feel bad for the players that are out there.. I feel bad for our fans.. No renouncing, just resigned to watching a team that is outmanned get beat every week. On to the off season in November. The competitive portion of the season ended in October. We had exactly 5 weeks where football meant something this season. :

  • MB30SD

    And you get an upvote, and you get an upvote… Everyone gets an upvote!!!

  • CanadaBear

    To all of my American DBB friends, Happy Thanksgiving! Best part about being a dual citizen, two Turkey Days!!!!!! Gotta love that! Try to be patient with all of your insane relatives and hope they go home early.

    • Johnnywad

      Mine are sleeping under my roof…….

      But I’ll be in a food coma so I’ll cope.

      Happy Thanksgiving to all you surly bastards.

      • CanadaBear

        Always keep in mind that day drinking is totally OK when relatives are involved.

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      But…but…but my drill instructor told me everyday was a holiday?

      • CanadaBear

        Your old DI wasn’t Mae West or Louis Armstrong by chance?

  • BearDown100393

    8-8
    NFC North Division Title

    • SC Dave

      And the Super Bowl run starts from there! Matt Barkley, superhero!

    • BerwynBomber

      Right now we hold the tiebreakers with DET and MIN, correct?

      • willbest

        Sure but one of them is going to be 7-4 after today. So we are pretty SOL

  • CanadaBear

    Holy Crap! I was so bored I read Jeff’s twitter shit. He likes Stafford!!??!! Fuck me, I hate that guy! I never liked him to start with but after that pussy move with D.J. Moore I will always wish him bad luck. SUMBITCH!

    • BerwynBomber

      Here’s one to grab your turkey even further — there has been some talk that Stafford may end up in the MVP discussion. Or so I heard on the NFL network the other day.

      • SC Dave

        He has been playing very well.

        • Jim. Bob. Cooter.

          • willbest

            He should be our HC. But no, he is going to get ruined by the Jets after they fire Bowles.

      • CanadaBear

        He’s played great so far. He does possess that gene that makes you throw really bad passes at the worst possible times. JBC has done a great job of keeping that gene recessive.

    • willbest

      From the start of the 2015 season to present, Stafford is the best QB in the NFCN

      • CanadaBear

        By a lot.

  • beninnorcal

    Happy Thanksgiving, Bears brethren. My first year of fatherhood is in the books and the baby survived somehow. This time last year I was shittin my britches.

    • CanadaBear

      Good on ya, Papa! Never a doubt!

    • Irish Sweetness

      The best gift there is, and something to be thankful for. Happy Turkey Day everybody.

      Here’s to the Titans tearing us a new one!

  • SC Dave

    Pretty easy TD for the Lions

  • BerwynBomber

    Horrendously bad PI call. That was pretty much perfect coverage by Slay. What a game changer. Also why BB prefers seeing SEA-type d-backs get away with some shit rather than have these ticky-tack calls swing games and wipe out game-changing D plays.

    #CompleteBullshit

    • SC Dave

      Two wrongs != right

  • BerwynBomber

    “DaBearsBlog @dabearsblog Another in an endless series of horrible pass interference calls this year.”

    ITA. And that may have been the worst of the year. Potentially a fourteen point swing considering Quinn’s long return.

  • Happy thanksgiving, Turkeys!

    Watching the Lions-Vikes games in bed just chilling b4 all the family madness.

    Calm b4 the storm.

    Dunno who I’m rooting for, or more like the election, who I’m voting against.

    Fav dish.

    Glazed Ham.

    Runner up.

    Mashed potatoes with gravy.

  • The refs knew the Vikes O can’t hang with the Meows.

    They’re trying to make game more interesting.

    #rigged!

  • SC Dave

    Passing yds per game all time leaders
    1. Drew Brees
    2. Matthew Stafford
    3. Peyton Manning

    • Surprised Dan Marino is not top 3, although he did play in a diff era.

      Or even Warren Moon who played in that run-and-shoot.

      • BerwynBomber

        But Moon didn’t come into the league for a couple/few years. Ex-CFL guy.

        • Yeah, but didn’t he play til like 40 or something?

          And I thought SC’s stat was just per game not cumulative.

          • SC Dave

            Per game

    • Irish Sweetness

      Passes thrown?

      • SC Dave

        Yards per attempt?
        1. Otto Graham
        2. Sid Luckman
        3. Norm Van Brocklin

        • BerwynBomber

          Luckman!!!!!!!!!!

  • Bradford has funky eyes, but can’t quite pinpoint why. Cross-eyed?

    He has crazy chick eyes.

    • Johnnywad

      He has a Cro-Magnon head. And his face mask seems to tilt up because of it like Shea’s did. Between his shoulder pads and his face mask, nothing fits. Looks like a kid in his big brother’s gear.

    • MB30SD

      Yup.

      He looks like Ryan Reynolds’s half-retarded gay brother

      NTTAWWT

  • Hard count, or punt, Meows.

    Why risk giving Vikes momentum going into half?

  • Irish Sweetness

    See the Bears’ game?

  • Irish Sweetness

    DaBearsBlog

    @dabearsblog

    Young talent – Howard, Whitehair, Amos, Goldman, Floyd…etc. arrow pointed up across roster.

    > Do we have a good roster? Jeff mentioned five players, none of whom could be argued are anything other than arrow-up guys. What’s our offensive line next year though? Anyone know? Who goes down in March? With Fangio employed, going to have to find some big talented quick bastards for a down three. Trevathan is a one-trick pony. Freeman is a cheater. Nanny and Willie turn it on and off. Floyd is a light.

    We need studs. If you want a superbowl – and I could give a smaller fuck about season records – Lombardis are what gets counted, we need to up the stud count.

    I say some QB around the league goes down some time in the off-season, somebody will give us a first for Cutty out of desperation. It’s just a waiting game.

    What do you spend that pick on?

  • BerwynBomber

    Poetic justice that a Slay INT provides the game winner. That DPI on him in the first quarter was some major bullshit and kept MIN in the game.

    Btw, for those of you who like play breakdowns, here is Matt Bowen’s on the Slay INT:

    “Possible that Sam Bradford anticipated Cover 2 on the Darius Slay interception. But that’s the disguise for the defense in “2-Trap.” Coach up the CBs to sink at the snap (Cover 2 technique) with their eyes back inside. If No.2 breaks outside, then you can go steal one. Perfect execution from Slay and the Lions.”

  • For once, great games on Turkey Day.

    When was the last time both the Lions and Cowboys were playoff relevant in the same season?

    And the Steelers-Colt game would’ve been interesting too, if not for Luck being out, so that one might be a snoozer esp after the Turkey dose.

  • BerwynBomber

    Bizarre years for the top two teams in the NFCN. Six weeks ago DET was 2-3 with one of the losses being to the Hoyer-led Bears while MIN was 5-0 and looking like they were heading to the SB.

    Now DET is 7-4 and has one game lead over MIN with a crucial 2-0 H2H tiebreaker.

    • willbest

      I believe the last time the Vikings and Lions were vying for the top of the division at the same time was the early 90s. 93-94 somewhere in there. In fact, 93 was the last time the Lions won the division. So 23 years.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Happy Thanksgiving fellow followers of Da Bears!

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