• Cormonster

    Premier! Oui!

    • Trac

      Jess, no more berka’s. Go Bears!

      • MB30SD

        should never have allowed that in the first place. I know it….. uhhhg, I’m sick of thinking about it all… never mind. Go bears!

  • The Yes Guy

    No… er, yes!

  • The GP

    Well…. Rousey got knocked out. Hmmm…..

    • CanadaBear

      I saw some highlights. Total beatdown. Check out Irish’s comment at the end of the previous thread. Typical Irish (as in, hilarious).

      • beninnorcal

        That kick to the neck, damn. That was a humbling fight for her.

        • MB30SD

          It’s always fun and games till you take a roundhouse to the throat maing

        • Irish Sweetness

          Kicked in the neck. By the Preacher’s daughter. Yessir.

          GO BEARS !!

    • MB30SD

      knocked… THE FUCK OUT!

  • Joecashflow

    Looks like Alshon in, Royal out

    • MB30SD

      as much as I loves me some royal, I’ll take it that way round erra time.

      • Big Mike

        Alshon looks gimpy during pre-game according to ESPN’s Dickerson…

        • MB30SD

          lovely.

  • beninnorcal

    Forte is out for sure this week, right?

  • MB30SD

    This is our opty to pull one out that people think we’ll lose. We need this win.

    Bear Down today my bitches!

    • Big Mike

      McPhee out. WTF happened to him?

      • MB30SD

        sore labia maybe? happens.

        • Big Mike

          I swear I would fire the strength and conditioning coach, just to send a message. This team takes forever to heal, and gets the most soft tissue injuries of any team in the league. Weeks on hamstrings, groins, it’s like an old man’s flag football team. Either that or everybody is subtly being held back in an attempt to lose games. (nah, I don’t really believe that… but geez)

          • MB30SD

            yeah, seems like that’s always an issue with us. Can’t we find someone really good?!

  • MB30SD
  • MB30SD

    all I want for pre-xmachannukakawanza is for someone on the lion’s Dline to knock rodgers the fuck out rousey-style… and have greenbay embarrassed today. please sweet 8lb baby jebus.

  • Big Mike

    So to recap, today for, no Pernell McPhee, no Matt Forte, no Eddie Royal and a gimpy Alshon Jeffery. Tough challenge.

    • AlbertInTucson

      Remember: “Don’t shoot the messenger.”

      • Big Mike

        Didn’t see that coming. Damn.. Go Bears

  • Big Mike

    Carson Palmer will shred the Bears’ secondary. Mcphee has the same number of sacks as everyone else combined…

    • Colonel Sanders

      Wrong team, bub.

      • Big Mike

        Is true. Not sure what I was thinking.

  • Big Mike

    @MB30SD:disqus, Chicken Dinner with 2 sacks today to shock the world !!

    • MB30SD

      Baaaaahaahhahahahaha… anaphylactic shock.

      • Big Mike

        And yet, he played his best game as a Bear.

        • MB30SD

          Yaaaay! He finally had one not meeeeh game. We should keep him in there forever!

          Sigh.

          • Big Mike

            I didn’t say that. But he took another step away from the OMG why is he on the field category.

  • DocNitty Ellipsoids Ornamental

    Mornin Brothers. Happy Gameday!

    Just curious, has there been snow in Chi yet this year?

    Bear Down!

  • Trac

    I agree.

    http://chicago.suntimes.com/sports/7/71/1101647/bears-sunday-playbook-five-reasons-optimistic-second-half

    I know some of you think I’m drinking too much koolaid but I love this Bears team and it starts with the coaches and Jay Cutler.

  • I like the silent reflection, but every NFL game should’ve played the French Anthem.
    That would show those cock-suckers they didn’t do shit but piss off the wrong countries.

    • beninnorcal

      I second that, good idea.

    • willbest

      Do you think the US has the stomach to back Assad and bomb ISIS back to mud huts?

      • SC Dave

        Probably not with our current POTUS

  • willbest

    Bears O is going to have its work cut out for them today.

  • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

    did we not review how to defend the incredible new play called the bootleg and dumpoff to running back??

    • willbest

      You need to relax. Shea is back.

  • I guess Bears never heard of this guy named Gurley.

    I don’t get it. STOP THE RUN.
    MAKE FOLES BEAT YOU.

    It’s the Billicheat philo, and it’s been proven.

    It’s not rocket science.

  • willbest

    Fucking miller

  • Jack Lacan

    Looks like it will take some touchdowns to win this one — like that…

  • Irish Sweetness

    MY BOY !!!! WOW !!!

  • EnderWiggin

    Time to check the waiver wire…

    • willbest

      I wanted to start Cutler because he was the best QB available, but this matchup sucked. Of course now he has 9 points and well on his way to a 300+ yard game.

      • Johnnywad

        My son put Cutty and Langford in 30 seconds before kickoff. Funny as hell watching him strut around like he knew exactly what was about to happen

      • Joecashflow

        Same here. Matchup so I benched him. #$!@!!

  • Miller time! Holy crap. Did he just out-run a CB? lol

  • Sactowns#1

    Holly shit!! Who the hell is this guy?!

  • Jack Lacan

    Who are those guys?

  • willbest

    If you are going to fire the S&C coach because of all the soft tissue damage, you are going to at least have to give him credit for being the first guy to get Miller on the field in 4 years.

  • EnderWiggin

    Talk about a home-spot

  • Sactowns#1

    And Shea stuffing the run?! What?!

  • willbest

    Big Ben is coming back into the game…

    • Irish Sweetness

      Can I back them now? Shit.

  • Jack Lacan

    L. Jones out for Steelers – Ben in — limping —- next Steeler two quarterbacks are some guys in black polo shirts at the concession stand.

  • Trac

    Zack friggin Miller! Yeah baby.

  • Jack Lacan

    Mariani will not be on the highlight reel…

  • willbest

    So you just saw it, and you let them embarrass you with it again.

  • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

    haha, catch the fucking punts you white piece of shit.

  • willbest

    Rams should go for it.

  • beninnorcal

    Why not just take a knee? Our Specials are, by far, our biggest weakness.

    • EnderWiggin

      He has two jobs. Take a knee and catch the punts. He is 0 for 3.

  • Mariani needs to be gone tmrw. His wife could stay, but he has to go.
    The only asset he has is to NOT fuck up, and he’s fucked up too much this season for someone who’s never gonna score.

  • Trac

    It’s official, Mariana stinks.

  • willbest

    I feel like Langford gets a yard or two more than forte in that situation.

  • Trac

    I would have liked to have signed Fairley when he left the Lions.

    • madscout12

      He’s on a 1 year, 5 mil up to 8 in incentives. That’s doable, and very doable next year.

  • willbest

    See. Shea. I said no worries

  • EnderWiggin

    Good defense from Jeffery on that one.

  • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

    that play barely works in highschool.

  • RenoBear

    Ok I’m a bit behind on dvr… Good lord is Mariani a fucking liability between fumbles, muffed punts, and taking it out of end zone to the ten yard line. Fuck man

  • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

    very disappointed that we aren’t using Miller and Bennett to get 5 to 7yds at a time. they are matchup nightmares. FUCKING USE THEM.

  • willbest

    You should lose your down when your personal foul doesn’t allow a full 15 yards.

  • Jack Lacan

    Seems like these announcers are calling the game from the Ram’s owners box.
    They transcend “homers”…

  • Irish Sweetness

    The Rams are in trouble.

  • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

    sorry, i know 4 guys that don’t play pro football that can do what Mariani does. He will be released tomorrow.

    • Irish Sweetness

      His only job is to hold onto the ball. He gone. Let Carey do it.

  • Jack Lacan

    When the name Mariani comes up I reach for my wife’s rosary.

  • willbest

    Go for it!

  • FantuzPhysics

    who’s the better north-south runner…carey…ok go with langford

    • FantuzPhysics

      followed by a gimme play courtesy of STL def

  • Jack Lacan

    Rams no measure — Bears measure…

  • Irish Sweetness

    We have Langford and Miller. It’s cool.

  • Jack Lacan

    Late hit Rams…These announcers are horseshit. They can’t talk.

  • EnderWiggin

    Nice tackle, Ducase

    • willbest

      He should have picked him up and spun him into the open field

      • EnderWiggin

        Haha. I remember watching the Fridge carry Payton over the endzone. They called it an illegal something or other.

  • Huge Bear’s Penis

    is Pickles rocking a porn stache on the sideline?

    • willbest

      movember

    • Irish Sweetness

      Like a boss.

  • I like the way Carey is running. He brings a toughness the Bears need vs the dirty Rams.
    Langford is still a rook and more of a slasher. Sometimes it’s good to bring in a hammer let that D know what’s up.

    • FantuzPhysics

      Carey is a north-south runner who falls forward

      • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

        truth.

    • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

      Carey running fucking hard.

  • Irish Sweetness

    We’re gonna leave the Rams looking like Honda Lousy’s lip.

  • willbest

    And Martellus Bennett owners weep

  • EnderWiggin

    Spearing – thanks plank and Fencik

  • Irish Sweetness

    I was looking forward to Zach’s return this year … but wow. We’ll have to call him Megapoints.

  • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

    Carey running like he wants to stay in the league.

    Miller Time. Jeff, who’s making the shirts?

    • willbest

      Langford/Carey is your 1-2 punch next year.

      • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

        i need more Langford out of the backfield. Tough day between the tackles.

  • willbest

    Oh hey, Marini will get to the 17 instead of the 12 this time

  • CanadaBear

    I’ve been grinding on Carey since last year. Gotta admit he’s running hard. Gotta love that!

    • Trust me, I wasn’t his biggest fan either, but he’s running gritty today. That type of stuff gets a team pumped up on both sides.

  • Gase-Cutty looking sharp.
    Rams playing that 2-shell look cuz of Alshon. should open up the middle for the TEs. Just didn’t expect it to be Miller!

    • Irish Sweetness

      Great call on that TD.

  • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

    i also really like that whole sequence of read options, quick passes and runs…

  • willbest

    When did we get corner backs… oh wait we are just playing Foles nvm.

    • Irish Sweetness

      Porter’s good. Lights out today.

  • EnderWiggin

    Ball threw a slap. Dumbass.

  • willbest

    Special Teams really doesn’t want to win this one.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Nice one Alan.

  • Huge Bear’s Penis

    wow. got some wheels

  • willbest

    Is Cutler’s QBR perfect?

    • EnderWiggin

      QBR = hair? Yes.

    • Irish Sweetness

      In our hearts. Always.

      • RenoBear

        Ha! Yep, if he keeps playing like this, he’ll be my 2nd favorite Bears QB of all time too… I’m glad as heck we have him for the next few years to help our rebuild along. He gives us a chance every week

  • Irish Sweetness

    Can Matt Forte do that?

    Wow.

    • Not even in his dream. We needed a home run hitter. Langford is that.
      Speed. Kills.

    • EnderWiggin

      Forte hasn’t had that speed since his rookie/2nd year.

  • Trac

    This is going to be one heck of a Team in a year. Remember, the playoffs aren’t out of reach yet boys.

    • Irish Sweetness

      Kyle Long said that this week. If anyone in the locker room didn’t expect playoffs then GTFO.

  • Langford > Gurley?

  • willbest

    Fox needs to not take the boot off the throat.

    • Trac

      Well, this may have been the best way to take Gurley out as a factor.

  • Trac

    31-10 at the half? Wouldn’t that be nice?

    • Trac

      Crap, I hate it when I get too cocky.

      • willbest

        D looks like they knew what the play and the block assignments were.

  • willbest

    I hope Detroit doesn’t remember that they are Detroit in the second half.

    • RenoBear

      Unfortunately, I’m pretty sure they will… Hopin I’m wrong

  • willbest

    Bellamy!

    • FantuzPhysics

      That was Prosinski’s…but who the hell is that?

      • Irish Sweetness

        Safety.

        • AlbertInTucson

          Picked up a couple weeks ago to improve special teams.

  • Trac

    T.O time?

    • EnderWiggin

      Not Fox. I think we’d take a knee if we got the ball back.

  • Huge Bear’s Penis

    Pick 6?

  • willbest

    No that wasn’t crown of young helmet. Could CBS not send homers to do commentary.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Tavon out. Rams are really fucked now.

    1 for 7 on 3rd downs?

  • Trac

    Redeem yourself mr. Mariati.

  • willbest

    Kneel it out.

  • CanadaBear

    Gotta love watching Fisher walk off the field. The Beloved look like a real team. Hope it’s second verse same as the first.

    • Irish Sweetness

      Are Quinn and Long playing?

      • CanadaBear

        Quinn is playing, Long is out.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Someone on the production team should have told the announcers that the Rams did NOT have a TO left. The were assessed their last one when Austin had to come off the field after the punt return.

    • CanadaBear

      It seems like they can’t believe the Bears are winning. I’m half expecting a Hawk Harrelson homer moment at some point

  • AlbertInTucson

    Excellent first half, Bears. Please remember it’s a 60 minute (minimum) game.

    • Irish Sweetness

      I think this gets ugly. Foles is terrible and Tavon might not return.

      • AlbertInTucson

        Austin was back in for the Rams last, futile, 3rd down attempt.

        Foles looks like he’s throwing late on every pass attempt.

        • Irish Sweetness

          He looked like the most crippled man on Earth the last play. SMH.

  • BearDown100393

    The Rams look like idiots wearing navy track pants. Hideous. Should be fined.

  • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

    the blocking on that 90yd screen was perfect. The linemen got out, Alshon held his block for 6 seconds, Wilson annoyed his guy all the way down the field and Langford hit the road with a 4.4

    • AlbertInTucson

      Outstanding.I submit Forte doesn’t have the speed to take that to the house.

  • I like how the Bears responded.
    Rams are a borderline dirty team, and the Bears weren’t having any of it.
    Gase/Cutty making sweet music using the Ram’s own aggressiveness against them while still pounding the rock and taking shots with Alshon to keep that Ram’s D offballance.

    Our D started off shaky, but found their sealegs.

    Shea isn’t getting trucked and actually digging his nose in it and not 7 yds down field.

    Guy I’m impressed with is that nickle corner Callahan? He’s like a UFA the Bears liked in practice and he’s looking good thus far.

    • AlbertInTucson

      But Ball has to smarter than he was getting that personal foul.

  • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

    2nd verse you know the rest. I want creativity from the start. Miller Time and Bennett on early downs for easy yards. Fake screens, common sense short yardage with Carey, screens for Langford, bootlegs and speed rollouts, etc.

    • Irish Sweetness

      Best called game I’ve ever seen – so far.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Spoiled Packer fans expressing their displeasure.

    Made it sound like the were at….wait for it….

    Lam-BOO field!

    • madscout12

      Here’s hoping they’re 2-7 at the end of the day, and unlike us, it is @ GB and they didn’t need 4 egregious calls to do it.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Gurley has 28 yards?

  • RenoBear

    Wow I love seeing the packers in total disarray… It’s fucking AWESOME

    • Irish Sweetness

      Loving it. Backed the Lions with the Pats.

    • Irish Sweetness

      Prater put the XP wide left.

  • BearDown100393

    [Hollande]: Monsieur Goodell, Merci beaucoup.
    [Goodell]: What?
    [Hollande]: Our flag. On the field. Thank you sir.
    [Goodell]: That ain’t free.
    [Hollande]: Ne comprends pas.
    [Goodell]: We charge for faux patriotism. Ours. Yours. And don’t send Euros. American. Cash.

  • I just saw Manziel sack himself.

  • willbest

    Seems like they are getting cute.

  • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

    ouch Gase. I didn’t mean revert back to first half of Minnesota game.

  • EnderWiggin

    It is possible we have a new punter next year.

  • EnderWiggin

    Bryce Callihan?

    • willbest

      I don’t think I know who the bottom 15 players on the Bears roster are anymore.

      • EnderWiggin

        Pace seems to be finding guys that can come in and fill a role immediately.

      • For once our coaches are playing the guys who DESERVE it from practice regardless of contract or status.

        I like it. (That’s why Bushrod is benched)

    • RenoBear

      Kids been real real solid last 3 weeks. Might be another one of those keepers for the future

    • Irish Sweetness

      He’s been great for us. Everywhere.

  • Irish Sweetness

    1 of 8 on 3rd down. Great job on the Rams.

  • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

    Gase will now use Miller, Alshon and Bennett on early downs because you can’t take your foot off of the throat when the other team is playing this badly.

    First series of 2nd half for Bears was poor at best. 3rd down efficiency is bad so need to get 4 to 5 yds on 1st down.

    • Hope so. Not Bennett though cuz that’s an INT waiting to happen.

      They’re playing that cover 2. We all know the weakness to that.

      • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

        haha, that’s true. that drive was better. When we get the ball back i predict points and extended drive.

  • The GP

    Wow. Jay

  • Huge Bear’s Penis

    wow got some wheels

  • willbest

    So does Cutler have more rushing yards than Gurley?

    • Huge Bear’s Penis

      Cutler>Gurley? ala 4ever85

  • The GP

    Not having that screen again

  • Irish Sweetness

    And we’re 1 for 7 on 3rd down?

    • willbest

      Suppose that happens when you have 2 80-yard pass plays

  • We’ve struggled in the 3rd all year. Gotta have a strong 3rd Q to finish off teams esp on the road.
    Can we pin someone in the 10 for once? Bring back Podlesh!

    • CanadaBear

      I was with ya until that last sentence!

  • The GP

    At least Rolle didn’t miss it

  • willbest

    Come on D…

  • willbest

    Go Detroit… chew the clock, keep Rodgers off the field.

    • Irish Sweetness

      Ha-Ha just intercepted Stafford.

  • The GP

    The Acho man breaks off a slim Jim

  • willbest

    Alright Bears, almost through the 3rd, lets make this a 3 score game

  • FantuzPhysics

    Need to designate a catch as a “self-fumble” and let them play

  • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

    Austin fumbles it, races after McClellin to make the tackle….but the refs say no fumble even though the guy that fumbled it didn’t hesitate for one minute to go after it. Makes sense in this NFL.

    • willbest

      Fisher teaches them to play 2 seconds after the whistle.

    • SC Dave

      Fan Duel Rulez!

  • willbest

    Dammit Stafford…

  • Irish Sweetness

    We haven’t scored in the 3rd quarter this year. Yet….

    • willbest

      td, we have a fg or two I think

  • willbest

    Go Bennett

  • The GP

    4.4 speed

  • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

    must score on this drive

  • willbest

    Should have passed it.

    • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

      what the fuck is Gase doing there?

      • willbest

        Listening to his boss.

        • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

          playing not to lose is playing to lose.

          • I get the feeling once we go up Fox tells him to run and trust the D.

          • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

            i cannot get behind that philosophy but if you are going to run it at least try to get to the edge once in a while like that Langford first down. Carey up the middle seems to be much more effective than Langford. Langford on the edge looks good. Also, don’t forget easy yds to Alshon, Bennett and Miller.

  • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

    Gase please don’t be a huge vagina.

    Sincerely,
    Us

    • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

      quick pitch to get outside of Donald is a good call.

  • CanadaBear

    Pretty sure Forte’s knee is feeling better.

    • willbest

      If its not, he is going to lose the job

  • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

    Carey running hard as fuck

    • FantuzPhysics

      Big time. Got to love the combo of Langford and Carey…Bennett and Miller…now if White plays hard next year

      • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

        and a healthy Alshon?

        • FantuzPhysics

          Well they have to pay him…

          • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

            I’d pay a healthy Alshon if we have 2 running backs playing for nothing (comparatively speaking). Miller also playing for little. White on rookie deal. Vet slot receivers to be had for cheap.

  • BearDown100393

    Pickles auditioning for CHiPs?

  • willbest

    Don’t choke Gould.

  • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

    Needed points, Got Points. Clocks Runs.

  • willbest

    12.5 minutes Detroit, you got this.

  • The GP

    How do we lock in your price for 2 years?

    We butt fuck you the next 2 years

    • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

      haha, franchise?

  • willbest

    No block in the back there?

  • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

    still hate the fact that they run the clock on you when you go out of bounds. Total BS.

    • willbest

      It keeps the game moving

      • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

        it’s not highschool freshman B team. its the NFL. Cut a goddamn Verizon or Cadillac commercial out once in a while and let the team use fucking strategy to try to get back in it.

  • The GP

    Houston is like the closer

    Only plays in the 4th

  • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

    oh hell no

  • CanadaBear

    Even ST’s joins the party.

  • Huge Bear’s Penis

    ???? fake punt that deep in your own territory

    • The GP

      Awful call

      • madscout12

        The time was when they were at their 50

        • The GP

          Agreed

  • willbest

    Best be up 3 scores.

  • FantuzPhysics

    Thanks coach Fisher!

  • BearDown100393

    Does Gase stay behind to be interviewed after this game?

  • willbest

    Sigh Fox is going to settle for 2 minutes and 3 points

  • The GP

    Fuck short take a shot

    • madscout12

      Take a 3 score lead when they are sucking on O.

      • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

        in this case i agree. If Alshon is healthy you go corner endzone but since he has one leg you burn clock and kick field goal after worst fake punt call ever.

  • CanadaBear

    Glad to see Robbie back in the groove.

  • The GP

    I think Shae hurt himself on the fake punt

    • EnderWiggin

      I thought he was just upset he didn’t get the int…

  • willbest

    FU Big Ben and your 30 points while not starting the game.

  • And now you know why Fisher is perpetually 8-8.

    They really need a QB. Foles sucks balls.

    • The GP

      Schweddty balls

      • CanadaBear

        Funny story. I’m on a bike ride in Idaho. We’re at a lunch stop in some park. I’m sitting with a really nice couple from Eastern Europe who speak perfect English albeit with an accent. This dufus sits down next to me, hears them speaking and starts going on about Schweddy balls. He thinks he’s hilarious, I’m embarrassed and the couple aren’t getting the joke. At some point it gets really uncomfortable and the dufus wants me to bail him out. Uh no.

        • EnderWiggin

          Idiots man. lol, Sam L Jackson can do a better english accent than Baldwin.

  • Trac

    And there’s your 3 score game.

  • DaMurph

    Where did this Houston guy come from??

    • The GP

      Closer

      • DaMurph

        We have needed that so bad!

  • willbest

    Please tell me porter isn’t on a 1-year deal

    • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

      sorry

  • Porter lockdown CB!

  • DaMurph

    Fox is such a great players coach……Trestman was sooooooo fucking bad! What a difference.

    • The GP

      He gives me an erection that lasts more than 4 hours

      • EnderWiggin

        “911, what’s your emergency?”

  • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

    Miller Time.

  • CanadaBear

    2 wins on the road and on a short week. Not too shabby! Yeah, neither venue is unfriendly but 2 wins on the road is great.

    • willbest

      Broncos and GB, totally going to be 4-0 in nov

  • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

    I want Langford to get in the endzone. That kid balled out today. Carey too.

    • Huge Bear’s Penis

      good call

    • The GP

      There ya go

      • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

        Nostraboozus.

        • The GP

          Listening to the whispers of the Trade winds

          • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

            like the pirates of olde

    • EnderWiggin

      I think Cutty called that play.

  • DaMurph

    Pack your bags Matt Forte, we have someone that can score from inside the 5!!

    • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

      haha, i wouldn’t go that far yet Murph. Me on tradewind could have got through that hole.

      • DaMurph

        Im the optimist!!

    • SC Dave

      Fuck that

  • Huge Bear’s Penis

    Props to the OLINE for making these holes!!!

  • willbest

    Going to be weird seeing Forte in a colts uniform

    • EnderWiggin

      Or Patriots.

    • SC Dave

      Fuck that.

  • DaMurph

    Bushrod who? Jay Leno playing the left side extremely well

  • The GP

    Roughing

  • Huge Bear’s Penis

    YOUNG!!!!!

    • The GP

      Man he wanted to go for 6 there

      • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

        haha, tried to fish and the ref jumped in.

        • DaMurph

          Gave him a nice ass pat though!!

          • The GP

            The ref cupped his hand

            A bit too queer there

          • DaMurph

            Went in for seconds too!

          • The GP

            Dirty ref has new meaning

  • willbest

    He really wanted that td

    • FantuzPhysics

      Pace should say…we didn’t trade you because we need you man

  • DaMurph

    Still want to be traded Willy??

  • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

    compound fracture on that dude. damn.

    • Huge Bear’s Penis

      yep, they broke out the air cast

  • The GP

    Foles looks like Luke Skywalkers dumber brother who gets stuck on the moisture farm

    • BearDown100393

      Hangs out at Tosche Station with the rest of the draft dodgers.

  • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

    get carey a TD

  • madscout12

    Jay hasn’t thrown a pass since the 3rd. And the beautiful thing is that he hasn’t had to.

  • The GP

    Donald is a mean sob

  • FantuzPhysics

    too bad for Carey on that play..

  • EnderWiggin

    I get nervous every time Jay tries to make a tackle.

  • willbest

    Come on lions

  • Huge Bear’s Penis

    Looks like GB is going to be getting the loss.

    • willbest

      shh. Too soon.

      • Huge Bear’s Penis

        fuck missed an extra point

        • madscout12

          I swear, if they fuck this up…wait, they’re the lions.

  • DaMurph

    We will have growing pains but I believe the future is bright!!!!

  • willbest

    Dammit Prater. One Fing job. If GB wins you best be unemployed.

    • Irish Sweetness

      Dude kicked an XP wide earlier on.

  • willbest

    Get GB up on bonus coverage

  • DocNitty Ellipsoids Ornamental

    Booyah, BABY!!!!!

  • DaMurph

    Tampa over Dallas……I love when JJ’s team loses.

    • willbest

      They should pack Romo for the year, they aren’t catching anybody.

    • EnderWiggin

      Ever since he locked Landry’s office without telling him first I have zero respect for anything Cowboys. They are my #2 suck it team.

    • Trac

      Right about now, Jerry Jones just got done kicking his sons ass for not letting him draft Johnny “Shit bird” Manziel. Hahaha

  • The GP

    Miller score longest TD by a Bears TE in history

  • chitownproud85

    I know we are all excited, but seriously – HOW? LOL LOL LOL Goddamn the Ram’s suck. Bears “mean it” when they take the field this year. Can we really ask for more? Enjoy it all!!!!!!

    • Huge Bear’s Penis

      Rams could use some receivers that could actually catch the ball.

      • Johnnywad

        And a guy that can throw it near them when open

  • EnderWiggin

    Annnnnnd Green Bay hasn’t won since Ditka put on a Packer sweater.

  • BearDown100393

    18-10 Lions over GB with 1:49 left

    • Irish Sweetness

      I have them with the Pats. Going to be a beautiful Monday.

  • Irish Sweetness

    So I’m watching JAX v BAL (I have Jax+6 with the Bears as my big bet) … the Jags have the ball, it’s 4th down seconds left, no timeouts, one point behind. Bortles throws downfield as they’re out of FG range. Incomplete. Game over. Except no, Elvis Dumervil roughs the passer. First down. FG. Jags win the game. Foles is going to get fired mid-season.

    What a freaking game out of the Bears. We beat a good defense and stopped the talk of the town in Gurley. And how about Miller and Langford.

    Matty and that useless lump Martellus didn’t enjoy that. I didn’t think we could make the playoffs before that game, but Trac might be right. Great play-calling. Great quarterback. Great win.

  • willbest

    Just keep them out of the end zone detroit

  • madscout12

    Horseshit call. Only for Vadgers and a few other.

    • willbest

      NFL can’t have the Queens win the division

  • RenoBear

    Boy… Joe Buck was pretty upset about that hit on his boyfriend, Aaron Rodgers

  • Irish Sweetness

    The Bears have still not scored in the third quarter this season. For what that’s worth.

  • SC Dave

    Okay. So what was that shit?! Don’t know. Don’t care. Bring more.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Can Vadgers do it? The point spread says : “don’t care”.

    • Huge Bear’s Penis

      Nope

    • madscout12

      Rodgers isn’t a leader. I question his toughness. He doesn’t care about the game or his team. A real leader would smile when he misses the 2 point conversion.

  • madscout12

    Yes.

  • willbest

    We are all Lions fans today.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Even better. Well fucking done Kitties !!!

    • Huge Bear’s Penis

      damn not over yet

  • AlbertInTucson

    Sorry, Packers, NO soup for you!

  • madscout12

    God damn it.

  • willbest

    And that all but ensures the road to the SB goes through Carolina.

  • oh, sooo sweet. Now if the Raiders can take out….ah, fuck

    • Irish Sweetness

      I’ve got the Raiders with Arizona. Fear not.

  • madscout12

    Looking for a flag after every play. “Awe man, can’t make a play. But we’re the pack…give us the game”

  • Irish Sweetness

    Well done this weekend Blogfather. 3 for 3. Likewise, WOOOOOOO!

  • Huge Bear’s Penis

    FUCK YEAH BLOCKED!!!!

    • Huge Bear’s Penis

      well maybe not, no one touched it. GB still loses

  • madscout12

    Hell, yes.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Lions twisting the knife in Lamboo field..

  • Irish Sweetness

    Fuck you Mason ! WOOOO!

  • Irish Sweetness

    And Rudolph drops six in the endzone. Wow.

  • SC Dave

    Shea back, Gurley a one drive factor. Nice.

  • if the Vikes lose, how huge is that loss to them? Fudge.

  • Man, we played hard and smart today, but did the Rams do us a favor with all those off-sides and holding. I think Robinson killed about 4 drives just by himself.

    Hopefully Alshon’s vagina heals up cuz defenses must plan for him when he’s on the field.

    • AlbertInTucson

      Yes, but he was holding because he was getting whooped!

    • Irish Sweetness

      We made them hold. Kicked their asses.

      • Trac

        I like how you’re thinking today Irish.

    • beninnorcal

      Foles killed way many more drives than that on his own. I’m sure he had more drive-killers in the tank.

    • SC Dave

      What the fuck are you talking about? Alshon’s blocks totally spring TWO 85+ yard plays today.

  • Irish Sweetness

    KC are ten up on Denver. We might have a shot.

    • Johnnywad

      If the Bears offense can do that to St. Louis, the Bears will be in every game the rest of the way out.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Peyton throws another pick.

  • Johnnywad

    I’m almost compelled to listen to 670 tomorrow afternoon just to hear how Douche Bernstein shits all over this win. Almost.

    • The GP

      don’t

    • I can almost hear their nasally whining now, “Yeah, but it was Fisher, Foles and the L.A. Rams…”

      Nevermind that the Rams were playing for a WC spot at home.

  • Bender McLugh

    What the hell just happened??!

    FUK YES!

    • The Yes Guy

      YES!

  • CanadaBear

    Not sure if the Bears are that improved or if the Rams were super flat and not all that. After halftime, the rams cheerlea, sorry, the announcers (mostly Beurlein) made a big deal out of Fisher’s big halftime speech right after Fisher tried to rally the troops before the 2nd half. Mostly what struck me during that sequence was Beurlein was going to talk about his narrative no matter what was on the screen and all the players looked the same as if Nessman was firing them up. Most of them were totally detached. Seemed odd.

    • Irish Sweetness

      We beat a 4-4 team, but we did it well. Curious to see what the spread against Denver is.

    • The Rams did come out fired up. They made our O go 3 and out.
      But then, their O took the field, and that demoralized them.

      Bears D know that feeling all too well.

    • beninnorcal

      I saw that speech, looked like the players really wanted to believe. But that offense, yeesh. After that first drive when they scored, they were dominated.
      Foles collapsed from the very beginning. All his best passes occurred in the beginning off fakes when our D was keying on Gurley early.

    • Big Mike

      Announcers were the f-team. Seemed like they were from st louis

    • BillW

      Syncing up 105.9 on my mp3 player with the slight delay worked. Very enjoyable

  • beninnorcal

    Oh Cheesy, where art thou?

    • The Lions tried giftwrapping that game to them, and the Fudge said, no thanks.

      • beninnorcal

        It’s sad, really.

      • BillW

        Another failed comeback for Rodgers

        I’m not big on that Stat and yet sometimes you need it. Just maybe he doesn’t deal with adversity well. The best way is to avoid it. But a team needs a leader.

        Jay is actually a better 4th quarter qb than Aaron

    • MB30SD

      Funny, he hasn’t been here in what… exactly 3 weeks, right?

      Strange.

    • TBC

      Hola!

      I have been trying to post every once in a while for a month. it doesnt let me anymore. Something about a email verification.

      Anyways.

      Bears > Packers. Thanksgiving night is going to be horrible.

      -The Big Cheesy.

      • MB30SD

        Oh well looky here… smh.

      • Trac

        Isn’t that special.

      • Huge Bear’s Penis

        Finally, the troll email deterrence system has been activated. Unfortunately, it looks like there are still some holes in the coverage.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Chandler Jones is on fire this year.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Packers at the Vikings next week. Another interesting spread? Vikings just ran one back against Oakland after Oakland scored.

  • Big Mike

    Called for a big game by McClellin early on the blog. Did not see this coming wooh

  • Irish Sweetness

    KC are 16-0 up on Denver at the half, in Denver. Manning has thrown 3 INTs already. We beat Kansas. We play Denver in Chicago. Hmmmmm……

    People might be talking about the Beloved next week.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Blair Walsh kicked a 70 yarder pre-game.

    Missed the shit out of that one though.

  • willbest

    Peyton is just embarrassing himself at this point.

    • Irish Sweetness

      Oh no, all of Denver as well …

  • FourFeathers

    Great win today. But I’ll say this. The Rams are horrendously bad and Jeff Fisher will FINALLY get fired at the end of the season. Nick Fales makes Jimmy Clausen look like Aaron Rodgers too.

    • Trac

      I like your first sentence. Sigh.

      • MB30SD

        Brutal. My god, someone send the fucking suicide watch. It was only 37-13.

        Please don’t feed the troll

        • RenoBear

          That dude feathers is the worlds biggest fuckin Eeyore… Good lord why watch the games?

          • MB30SD

            Seriously, holy fucking slit my wrists batman. Just brutal and ridiculous.

          • Huge Bear’s Penis

            i wonder if feathers is BillW relation, maybe his son.

        • Trac

          Hahaha. Great win baby. I think we may see more of those, can’t wait till next year.

          • MB30SD

            BOOM!!

    • RenoBear

      Why do you bother watching the games? Wtf dude lighten up.

    • Jay Mariotti!

    • Nick Foles once put up 50 on us. Suck a portillo’s sausage. We’re on our way to 11-5.

      • Irish Sweetness

        This really could be our 1984 season. The spike before the peak.

    • Irish Sweetness

      Their defense isn’t bad. We beat them good.

  • CanadaBear

    Not saying the Beloved are good but you just know they will be sky high trying to get a win for Fox/Gase next week. It was great seeing Fox joking with Long and Fox/Gase joking with Cutler on the sidelines. Can’t remember the last time I saw that on the Bears sidelines.

  • RenoBear

    And boy do these announcers and national media still love them some Bridgewater… I don’t get it, he ain’t that good. Decent floor and a low ceiling. That’s IT… I wouldn’t want him on the Beloved

  • Can’t go 11-5 without winning 4.

    • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

      Yes

  • SC Dave

    The zebras give another to the cheatriots?

    • SC Dave

      Yup

    • Trac

      The Giants should be able to win their division with 7 wins.

      • SC Dave

        Irrelevant. The point was to keep the Cheatriots undefeated

    • AlbertInTucson

      The Hochuli Crew strikes again.

    • AlbertInTucson

      Cheatriots?

      I like it.

  • AlbertInTucson

    I think beating he has been taking in what passes for pass protection in Green Bay these days is taking a physical and mental toll on Mr.Rodgers.

    • Johnnywad

      Good

    • MB30SD

      Fucking vagina

  • AlbertInTucson

    Kubiak just said he shouldn’t have played Peyton AT ALL today.

    I guess Manning has some sort of foot issue and talked his way into the lineup.

    39 Year old football player with a foot issue.

    Not a good combination.

    • Irish Sweetness

      We’ll kick their asses next week.

      • Johnnywad

        Very real possibility

      • Scharfinator

        YEAH LETS DO IT

        • SC Dave

          Peyton is done

  • BearDown100393
    • BillW

      Similar thing happened just now in Seattle. Big difference though. In GB the guy apparently said “Muslims suck” where here the guy said Isis sucks” Big difference

      But still it’s stupid on a few levels. Including the fact that a word like sucks is used often on unimportant trash talk (Packers suck) . When talking about cold blooded mass executioners, “sucks” is really is a very light insult

      • SC Dave

        No. Problem is giving Islam a pass. Wake the fuck up.

      • willbest

        Rodgers response was idiotic though. He like half the left confuses cause and effect. He said that our bigotry causes terrorism, when its terrorism that causes people to have shall we say reservations about the people that are doing the terrorizing.

  • BillW

    I said this could be the statement game I was expecting eventually this year. Was it ever!

    I also said the media (outside Chicago) would likely rewrite the narrative from “Rams will beat the Bears” to “Rams not that good”

    Ok by me. We have bigger statements to make yet this year

    • SC Dave

      That last sentence!!

  • Johnnywad

    All I wanted out of this season was meaningful football in December and at least a shot at the postseason. We have it. I’m thrilled.

    After the 1-3 start, I felt the Bears were better than their record and better than I had guessed. I thought they’d likely be .500 by mid season. The Lions and Vikings losses took the air out of that balloon. That said, they have a very real chance to beat Denver and Green Bay. 6-5 would give them that outside shot at the post season. The divisional losses hurt, but this isn’t over by any stretch. Moreover, they’re getting better every week. They’re getting contributions from everywhere. They beat that team today without Forte, Royal and McPhee. Easily 3 of your best 10 players.

    This is shaping up to be very interesting down the stretch.

  • Irish Sweetness

    At Jacksonville -2.5 Tennessee

    At Atlanta -6 Indianapolis

    NY Jets -2.5 At Houston

    Green Bay -1 At Minnesota

    Denver -3.5 At Chicago

    At Seattle -12 San Francisco

    At New England -7.5 Buffalo

    NYJ, IND, CHI all look tasty, no?

  • Huge Bear’s Penis

    i love these young RBs we have, and how they are being utilized. Carey needs to learn to keep hold of the ball. Seeing them perform the last couple games make it easier if we don’t resign Forte.

    • Irish Sweetness

      And there’s Perry and Jocksquiz to come back … with Kevin White. This offense will be singing next year.

    • SC Dave

      Agreed. But we should sign out best offensive player anyway.

      I love the idea of Forte spelling the kids about 200 to 250 touches for the next three years

      • you think he’d accept a smaller contract and a smaller role?

        • SC Dave

          I hope so… to get his rings in Chicago. Note the plural.

          • he’ll go as far as your hero jay can carry him 😉

          • SC Dave

            They have carried each other. And before this season, Matt was doing more of the lifting.

          • CanadaBear

            I like Forte as much as you do but if Carey and Langford continue to run, catch, block like this, the Bears won’t offer Forte much. Some team will offer Forte a better pay day for sure. Matt’s always gone after the highest dollar. Should be interesting.

          • SC Dave

            True, but he’s had the big payday already. I hope he stays for the city, the team, us, and the ringS.

          • Irish Sweetness

            it’s like Perry and Rodgers aren’t Bears on here. Perry was the most explosive back in pre-season … we have four backs to replace Matt.

      • willbest

        Cutler? He is under contract for another 5 years

      • Irish Sweetness

        Dave, stoppit. He is NOT our best offensive player. This is so fucking OLD. Cutty is our best player by a mile. Then Langford is clearly better than Matty is now. What about Kevin White? Alshon? Long? They’re all on the up. Matty is not. He’s yesterday’s news.

    • Carey typically doesn’t fumble much, from what I remember of his college film/stats (can’t find the stat from college career now though). Got a helmet right on the ball, that’s brutal.

      And Langford/Carey are your top 2 RBs in 2016. Been calling it since Langford drafted.

      Forte has been a great Bear. Paying aging backs is not a wise move, let somebody else do it. Hope he can get a ring elsewhere.

      • Huge Bear’s Penis

        i agree with you with not paying aging backs. honestly, i only said ‘if’ instead of ‘when’ we don’t resign Forte because i did not want to hear SC Dave and others bitch and whine about not resigning him.

        • SC Dave

          Damn… what crosses in the aether.

          • Huge Bear’s Penis

            i don’t understand the mercenaries comment. can you please explain?

          • SC Dave

            Mercenaries support whatever cause pays them the most right now. Regardless of past allegiances. Regardless of what comrades may have done for them in the past. Just rubs me the wrong way.

          • Huge Bear’s Penis

            very few NFL players(current and former- I’m looking at you DITKA!!!) are not going to take the bigger contract and remain loyal to their current team.

          • BillW

            I love Forte but I realize I know very little about type of guy he is. We’ll find out. With the team finally on the uptick will he actually decide to say leave now?

            I suspect the Bears will make him an offer reflecting his age and declining role. So it would be Forte deciding after all these years he doesn’t want to be part of a solid Bears team.

          • Irish Sweetness

            I don’t even know why we would make him an offer if we’re trying to pay the other guys.

          • MB30SD

            it’s a bidniz my maings. you know this.

      • SC Dave

        Sometimes, I hate mercenaries. Have a little loyalty to the players, dude. At least those that have it to YOUR team…

        • Forte has complained about contracts both times he had them coming up. His loyalty is to himself and maximizing his career, as it should be.

          Chicago’s loyalty is to maximizing their salary cap space, as it should be.

          In this case, it’s in the best interests of both parties to move on. Bears can get more bang for their buck with the young RB duo totaling about $1M cap hit, while Forte can get more money elsewhere.

          • BillW

            Do you think the Bears make an offer?

          • I’m guessing they will make some sort of offer, that’s typical out of respect for a great veteran, but really Pace will probably talk to him and say this is all we can give you and they’ll both agree to move on IMO.

          • willbest

            I know the Rams doubled Jeffery the whole game, but that is about as stout of a defense as it comes. Forte is going to get some 1-year 2 million with another 1.5 mil in active roster bonuses. And then he will go to the colts on a 3-year 12 mil with 4 guaranteed.

          • I think he’ll land something similar to what Gore got last offseason, which was 3 years, $12M, $6.5M guaranteed. Really it’s a 2 year, $8.5M deal.

            That sounds about right for Forte somewhere.

      • CanadaBear

        Carey ran hard today. He was close a couple of times of busting off an extra 10-20 yds but got tripped up each time.

      • Irish Sweetness

        Perry/Jock-squeeze are easily as good as Carey.

        • drastically different players.

          Rodgers is a pass-catching RB only. He’s not a good runner.

          Perry, I don’t know. Maybe. I could see those 2 guys competing for the RB3 spot next year in camp.

  • SC Dave

    Enjoying watching the cardinals kick the shit outta the seachickens at home.

  • SC Dave

    Collinsworth, you are the biggest douche… EVER.

    • MB30SD

      Yes.

      Might be a toss up with him, buck and ache for man

      • SC Dave

        Wish i had the mute button, dude

        • MB30SD

          You dont?!?!

          • SC Dave

            Not home..

          • MB30SD

            Ahhhhhh

      • SC Dave

        Buck is an asshole to be sure.

        • CanadaBear

          Yeah, Aikman doesn’t bother me much. Buck on the other hand …

    • Huge Bear’s Penis

      pisses me off that we can’t upvote more than once.

      • Johnnywad

        You’d really think being Chicago-centric we could get that worked out.

        • SC Dave

          I rarely use it, but LOL… thanks Johnny.

  • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

    Dumb luck, fumbles out of bounds, quick whistles and the defense somehow keeping Russell Wilson from bring uncovered as JAG.

  • MB30SD

    15 yards. Ahhh, the way football used to be played.

  • willbest

    So the NFC is starting to look like Carolina and then everybody else.

    • Irish Sweetness

      I think the Cards would kick the Panthers asses. Cam Newton ain’t all that, and I’m not drinking their kool-aid.

  • willbest

    Watching Palmer having to run around to stay alive, I wish we had Cutler when we played Seattle, I think we could have taken them.

    • MB30SD

      dude, that Defense is beastly. Scary shit… Kam C, almost killed a man tonight.

  • MB30SD

    wow.

    Really like this AZ team. Strong on all fronts. Palmer is a MAC

    • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

      Holy shit that call

      • MB30SD

        And Emery passed on Arians when he pretty much had a fucking packed bag and had already bought his bears-themed sheets for his twin bed.

        Fucking hate emery… not as much as angelo, but almost.

    • BillW

      Putting 39 on Seattle in their stadium is very impressive

      • Irish Sweetness

        Cincy go to Arizona next week, the line is ARI -3.

  • MB30SD

    Ok boys. Not to get too fucking loopy here, but here’s my call:

    L – vs Broncos

    W – @Packers

    W – vs 49ers

    L – vsRedskins

    L – @Vikings

    W – @Buccaneers

    W – vsLions

    Finish @ 8 – 8… 2 wins above my expected/wanted result. This team’s arrow is pointing WAY up. I’m excited.

    • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

      No way we lose to broncos now nor the Vikes. Vikes are a 4-5 or 5-4 team masquerading as a 7-2 team.

      • MB30SD

        I thought the same, but we gotta drop a couple down the stretch and there’s no fucking way I’m giving a W to the fucking packers. fuck the packers.

      • BillW

        Winning out is not as crazy sounding as it was after the MN game

        • Irish Sweetness

          Minny will be tough. They look good in all three phases unfortunately. The rest are beatable – and for once … the Packers look vulnerable. If we had a defensive line we’d be top tier.

    • willbest

      Manning probably won’t play next week (not that it will make all that much difference the way he has been playing)

      • MB30SD

        I know. who’s their back up?

        • MB30SD

          brock… Osweiler….

      • Irish Sweetness

        Osweiler is probably better than Manning, so I hope Turtlehead plays.

    • Irish Sweetness

      How do the Broncos beat us? KC kicked their ass and we beat them … plus we’re at home. The Vikings are the only good team we have to play methinks.

    • Big Mike

      Suddenly, I think we can compete with a shot to win each game.

  • willbest

    Wait a second… I don’t recall France getting permission from the UN before it started bombing ISIS. Or is that only required for the US?

    • MB30SD

      fuck the UN. Useless cunts.

      • beninnorcal

        Interesting fact: The ‘U’ in UN actually stands for ‘useless’. True story.

        • MB30SD

          Exactly. Funny, I JUST edited my post to add that exact superlative while you posted. haha

          • beninnorcal

            Great minds, MB, great minds.

    • Huge Bear’s Penis

      France has been bombing ISIS in Iraq for awhile. They have also been bombing them in Syria since September.

      • Irish Sweetness

        Of course Putin puts a different spin on ISIS, something which will not air in the USA methinks.

  • Irish Sweetness

    There are three Bears in the Fantasy top ten scorers this week.

    #1? J Langford. That screen was crazy … and Miller looked as fast on his scurry.

    We’re going to beat the shit out of Denver next week. And we’re not even favorites …

    The Jets to score 2.5 more points than fkn Houston?

    The Colts with a 6 point start over the failing Falcons?

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