• From Adam Jahns on Twitter: At a piano bar in San Diego, Bears fans are buying out the playlist. There is now a Chicago (the band) medley playing. Bears fans, one in Enis jersey, have paid the pianists at this San Diego piano bar for two chants: “Green Bay Sucks” … “Let’s Go Bears.”
    I think we found the DBB contingent in SD. Which one of you is wearing the Enis jersey?

    • MB30SD

      At the bar yesterday there were tons of bears fans, like half the bar. We take over.

      That said the Chicago chicks are…. uh… less than svelte. There were two sitting in front of us that were at LEAST 2fitty. Big ol guts hanging out. Representin! Yikes!

      • Joecashflow

        Those are the last remaining ’85 Honey Bears.

        • My wife found out a few weeks ago a teacher at her new school is a Colts cheerleader. This is in the south suburbs of Chicago, but IND is the closest NFL team with a cheerleading squad.

          • T’Challa

            I kinda miss those Honey Bears.

          • CanadaBear

            We all do.

          • Joecashflow

            Couple of years ago I went to Bears @ Miami. Miami never scored a TD and their Cheerleaders kept me otherwise entertained. Great time!

          • MB30SD

            my favorite cheerleader squad of all: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIfbghHdG1s

          • Trac

            Is that what Joe cash refers to as “a proforma?!”

          • MB30SD

            you’d have to ask him. I just hope he’s in the black (yeah, best I could do on short notice)

          • Irish Sweetness

            If I somehow come into billions, I’ll buy the Bears out – naturally – and bring them back. But they’ll be called the Chocolate bunny bears. Yes.

          • T’Challa

            Yes!

          • MB30SD

            so when I come to chi to visit Data, you know who you’re going to invite to dinner with us right? Line that up maings.

          • Irish Sweetness

            Dude, he’ll bring his charts …

      • CanadaBear

        Are you trying to say Murph is a chubby chaser? That doesn’t sound right to me!

        • DaMurph

          Thanks Canada, you know!!

      • Sactowns#1

        She looked like a former lineman who pulled a Jenner.

      • DaMurph

        You Bastard you!!!

    • DaMurph

      We weren’t the piano bar types.

    • Irish Sweetness

      On the jukebox, I’d play a certain band called Chicago, just for Jay. Either “If you leave me now” or “Hard habit to break”.

      I love you Jay Cutler. I feel like a battered wife, but I still love you.

  • Scharfinator

    Anchorman reference makes this my favorite thread of the season.

    Well played, Jeff.

    • Joecashflow

      We’re gunna play in a whales vagina! Gotta love that.

  • MB30SD

    Jeff, why are you in AZ and not SD this weekend? What’s in Scottdale, besides the obvious?

    • Johnnywad

      Vagina no doubt.

  • Scharfinator
    • MB30SD

      what a total idiot. my god, who messes with a firework for powerful it can blow 3 fingers off. I assume it was an M80 or similar type.

      Darwin award winner JPP.

      • CanadaBear

        In my late teens I was living with 3 other guys and my crazy best friend was visiting. My friend used to loosen the fuse on a M-80, light it and at the last second pull the fuse out. He did this trick at our house while I was at work. The fuse didn’t come out and it went off inside the house. My friend lost half of his right index finger. Not good.

        • MB30SD

          sounds like a great trick. smfh.

          • CanadaBear

            It was until it all went horribly wrong. You do some pretty stupid stuff in your late teens/early 20’s. He was a power lifter and a brawler. He’s gone now but was my best friend for years.

  • BearDown100393

    Before Ron Burgundy, there was Jack Tripper. And that pretty much sums up San Diego aside from its chicken.

    • MB30SD

      chrissy was hot

    • T’Challa

      Christina Applegate!!! Makes me want to put my hand in my pants like Al Bundy.

  • Shady

    Hey, look what I found while endulging in my degeneracy:

    http://www.covers.com/articles/articles.aspx?theArt=437587

    That’s our boy, el Jefe.

    • MB30SD

      where have you been! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!

      • Trac

        Currently, he’s delivering a beat down to Butch in FF. Hee hee.

      • Shady

        I’ve been lurking, quietly.

        Might go and pick up Black Ops 3 tonight, you down?

        • MB30SD

          ohhhhhhhh…. maybe. I don’t like the BO line. the last two made me nauseous for some reason. Blech.

          • Shady

            It’s COD. It’s all the same shiete. You’re just escared of the zombies. Let’s fuck some undead shit up bro!

          • MB30SD

            I hate zombies. escared.

    • CanadaBear

      The other blogger had almost nothing. Other than Rivers is piling up the numbers his argument was Cutler plays bad in SD (look at a blowout 7 years ago) and SD usually turns it on late in the season. Not exactly compelling arguments. I’m guessing that SD blog is beyond lame if this is the best that guy can do.

      • he thinks SD will have a big home field advantage because SD fans will show up to boo Cutler?

        This is going to be a home game for the Bears. Chargers fans have quit on their team because the team quit on the city.

        (that said, I’m still picking a close SD win. Teams that pass the ball well beat Chicago.)

        • CanadaBear

          Gotta agree!

        • Trac

          I know, sometimes Jeff needs to put the Guinness down imo.

          • that’s a SD blogger, not Jeff

          • Trac

            I offer a full retraction but he really does drink too much guiness. Hee hee.

          • AlbertInTucson

            And if he’s a SD Blogger who doesn’t realize how the fan base will break down with the Bears in down, he is pretty clueless.

        • MB30SD

          Here’s the deal with SD.

          It’s going to be cold, windy, and possibly rainy tonight after a GLORIOUS weekend. SD fans are THE biggest fair weather fans there are, literally and figuratively.

          Bears fans will VASTLY outnumber SD fans tonight I bet.

          As for the chargers, I think they’re down to the water boy at about 10 positions. If we don’t smash these clowns I will be VERY disappointing. We might be in the midst of a total rebuild, but they plainly and simply suck this year.

          • What’s considered cold in SD? Anything below 70?
            This time of year, you know what Chicagoans call that? Glorious. It was 31 when I left my house this morning.

          • AlbertInTucson

            Still gorgeous in AZ. That cold front moves in here late tonight.

          • AlbertInTucson

            I think THEIR O-Line makes OUR O-Line look like a “Picture of health”.

        • Huge Bear’s Penis

          so booing Cutler is going to give them a home field advantage??? Hasn’t Cutler been booed in Soldier field for several years, my guess is that he will feel at home then

    • Trac

      “Jay Cutler is a quarterback that is not well liked by fans in San Diego. The Rivers/Cutler rivalry doesn’t mean a whole lot any more, but there is no doubt Charger fans will be fired up to see him.”

      -Jeff Hughes

      Seriously? C’mon Jeff, do the fans in SD even know who he is? I don’t understand why you feel the need to keep this mantra going. If Jay plays the way Chicago fans know he’s capable of, they love the guy. Thou doth protest to much!

      • that’s not Jeff. The SD part is written by a Bolts blogger.

        • Trac

          My bad. If my ass was a football, I’d let Jeff kick it. He he.

          • just pull it back at the last second like Lucy in Charlie Brown

      • AlbertInTucson

        Will Charger fans be able to be heard over all the Bear fans?

        • MB30SD

          no

  • MB30SD
  • T’Challa

    Game day! Finally! Bear Down!

  • willbest

    And in the nobody but me cares department, I need Jeffery and Gates to combine for 14.2 or more points tonight.

  • Dabears3216

    Lets Go Bears. Yes we have been struggling these past few weeks, but we have the potential to really make an impact tonight. The chargers are plagued with injuries and also a 2 win team. If our offensive line can step it up and protect Cutler I think we have a chance to win. I came across this video that explains the match-up tonight! https://realfootballnetwork.com/blog/2015/11/06/week-9-bears-at-chargers/

    • MB30SD

      Make an impact against the hapless chargers. Meeeeeeeehhhhhh.

      Beating the fuck out of the rest of our NFCN schedule will make an impact. But all in all, the only impact I’m looking for is continued coaching improvement, solidification of a personality of this team and each unit, and development of some of our young studs (long, amos, grassu, etc…)

  • BillW

    Disqus seems broke. It requires me to verify my email now even though I am logged in with my avatar showing. And when I click on “send a verification email” it never appears in my inbox or spam.

    That happen to anyone else? (BillW)

  • MB30SD

    So one of the girls I’m dating is originally from Chi.

    I get a text today from her, it’s a MMS.

    I open it, and it’s a pic of her taken in the mirror….

    …..She’s wearing a sweetness #34 jersey, she’s holding it up to revel the back of her naked lower half. Great little ass sticking out of that WP jersey. The message reads: “Go Bearsssss!”

    I think I like this one.

    • CanadaBear

      She’s a keeper (at least for a while).

      • MB30SD

        Couple months?

        • CanadaBear

          At least until she’s out of warranty.

          • Scharfinator

            Noo right before, so you can bring back?

    • AlbertInTucson

      And I approve that message.

    • pics or you’re a liar.

      • MB30SD

        Hahahaha… can’t. She’d kill me

        • blame it on barb. she’d understand.

        • The GP

          Just make creative use of blur.

        • AlbertInTucson

          New Avatar?

      • Trac

        He sent it to me evan. Wanna see it? Hee hee, this is going to be fun.

        • we all know the answer to that.

          • The GP

            Jesus would want you to do it, Trac.

    • Ha! Did she unify the universe and have big natural boobs!

      • MB30SD

        yes.

  • Sactowns#1

    Hola from SD beeeches. Met up with MB and Murph yesterday and watched the pack get dismantled. It was glorious. TONS of Bears fans here this weekend. I’ve never seen anything like it. Everywhere we go wearing gear people shout Go Bears!! I imagine the stadium tonight will be 3/4 Bears fans.
    Tailgating starts in T minus 3 hours!!

  • Bears-4-Ever
  • Big Mike

    Have to enjoy each game on it’s on. Easy enough for me. Season really holds no suspense or intrigue for Bears. Looking forward to the game tonight. Would be nice to be healthy once this year.
    Big Mike out.

  • DocNitty Ellipsoids Ornamental

    T minus 2 & 1/3 hours til kickoff. I’m geeked for some reason. Go Bears!

    • CanadaBear

      It’s MNF!

  • WP4Life

    On the 4 letter station. I enjoy that Ditka (always?) picks the Bears, when nobody else gives us a chance. Always a Bear. Go Bears.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Let the shootout begin. Let’s bury these bastards. Two quick scores.

    GO BEARS !!!!!

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH !!!!

  • Shady

    Jay has more pocket awareness this year; his ability to step out of trouble and throw on the run has been impressive.

  • Shady

    Fuck that was close to a jump ball TD to Jeffery.

  • Shady

    Whaaaa? Robbie?

  • WP4Life

    Jeffery has to make that catch.

    • Shady

      Robbie has to make that FG.

    • WP4Life

      Touch it catch it. (And Gold can’t miss)

  • RenoBear

    Sonofabitch. Right through Jeffery’s iron grip and Robbie shanked one. Bah! We got this shit anyway

  • Jack Lacan

    Pinot Noir – Peanut of the Night

  • Joecashflow

    Perfect touch byCutler. Jeffrie just missed one finally

  • Jack Lacan

    Fangio has a new look defense — show blitz — fake nonchalance — run blitz…

  • Shady

    How are you going to leave little Danny Woodhead wide open?

    • Huge Bear’s Penis

      pretty easy, don’t cover him. just hope they don’t do that again

  • RenoBear

    Ok… Really? Y’all don’t know where woodhead is in the redzone????? Wowwwww

  • Irish Sweetness

    When Danny Woodhead is the guy that kills you … it’s time to murder somebody. 200 all-purpose yards for the boy today. We need to get Martellus into 20 yards of clear space. He might hold onto one.

  • Shady

    Here’s hoping Alshon makes up for that drop.

  • Jack Lacan

    By the end of this game we will – thanks to Tirico – know who had the most cleat bruises in Bear history.

  • Jack Lacan

    Run a split infinitive.

  • Shady

    I don’t particularly like that fuck face Rivers, but I do respect his quarterbacking ability.

    I’m not sure if it was Tirico or Chucky who said it, but Rivers protects himself as much as his offensive line. The way he can read a defense and bark out adjustments is about as good as any other QB in the league.

  • FantuzPhysics

    Would like a more 50/50 RB split tonight. I am still a Carey believer

    • Shady

      No.

      • FantuzPhysics

        Well Langford did just make that catch

  • Irish Sweetness

    Nice … eh .. .falling over Uni. Jesus.

  • Huge Bear’s Penis

    fuck yeah nice catch rook

  • Shady

    What a grab. Almost makes up for last week.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Matt Langford. Wow. Catch, son.

  • Shady

    It’s true each week, but red zone efficiency is so important, particularly in these shootouts.

  • Shady

    FFS

  • Jack Lacan

    Almost time for Love It or List It.

  • Jack Lacan

    Or Bigfoot – The Origin.

  • BearDown100393

    • Jack Lacan

      Very funny and worth watching again, and again…Fumblaya indeed…

      • BearDown100393

        Jumbotron worthy for every away game.

  • Irish Sweetness

    This no-blitzing fad of Fangio’s is bullshit.

    • BearDown100393

      BEAST……

  • Jack Lacan

    Chargers center is Fluker and his mother must be mother Fluker. Curious.

  • Jack Lacan

    On the blitz it’s the nonchalance that annoys

  • Jack Lacan

    I just saw Mariani try to make himself thin…Halloween lives…

  • Irish Sweetness

    I’d like to see a sack or a >20 yard return this season. Just for shits and giggles.

  • Irish Sweetness

    I-Formation !! See? Yeah.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Alshon is dog-link.

  • Shady

    Alshon have $$ on the Bolts tonight or what?

    • huntinbare

      0-4-2

  • Jack Lacan

    Is there a medicinal smoke that makes this better – now that it’s legal in Illinois?

  • Irish Sweetness

    DaBearsBlog @dabearsblog
    Amos, McPhee, Goldman. If nobody else comes back in 2016, I’m kind of fine with that.

    Goldman is being owned.

  • Scharfinator

    Alshon does not want to get paid.

  • Shady

    Now fucking score boys.

    • Huge Bear’s Penis

      hold on it might be reversed knowing refs these days

    • BearDown100393

      Well someone did score….

      • Shady

        lol, reluctant up vote.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Tracy Porter is a baller, and we don’t have many of those on D. Nice.

  • SC Dave

    Just tuned in. I miss Matt already

  • Jack Lacan

    Refs make excellent call since there were only white jerseys on the ball.

  • Shady

    smh

  • Irish Sweetness

    And there we go.

  • SC Dave

    Way to take advantage of the fumble…. smfh

  • Irish Sweetness

    We actually may be the worst team in the league. Wow.

    • BearDown100393

      May?

  • Scharfinator

    Can’t blame anyone but Cutler for that one.

  • Jack Lacan

    Rivers draws his eye brows on.

    • BearDown100393

      Crushed With Eyeliner

  • RenoBear

    Understand cutlers throw may have been off… But Jeffery seems way off tonight

    • BearDown100393

      Alshon might be inflicted with Devinitis Wide Receiver Syndrome

      • SC Dave

        Oh, lets wait for it. Another pick 6 that cannot be cutlers fault, eh jeff?

        • Cutty of Olivet Nazarene

          Dude you just admitted that you hadn’t seen a lick of the game until then. What is wrong with you Dave?

          • SC Dave

            Read the fucking timestamps,ass

    • willbest

      Should have had the TD in the first quarter too, defender didn’t do anything but wave his hands in front of his eyes.

      • RenoBear

        I saw. He’s gotta get his head in it. Fuck

  • AlbertInTucson

    SCHNICKLEFRITZ!

  • Shady

    I think the Bears fan base needs a hug.

  • huntinbare

    Cutler outside Alshoff inside
    The force has left Alshon’s house tonight
    When we do not have a back with Jay they are teeing off on our offensive line

  • BearDown100393

    On the bright side, Jay Cutler is showing tremendous respect for Microsoft tablets this game.

    • SC Dave

      Sofar,.anyway

  • RenoBear

    There we go!!! Fuck verrette bitch ass

  • Huge Bear’s Penis

    wow nice defensive play

  • Trac

    So far, Langford is very meh.

    • Shady

      I like what I’ve seen. Did you notice that catch on 3rd down? Almost makes up for the drop last week.

    • SC Dave

      Yet most this blog does not want Forte any more. Smh

    • Irish Sweetness

      Nah, that was a great catch he made. Our line is dogshit.

      • huntinbare

        He likes outside
        get him outside

      • Trac

        That bad huh?

        • Johnnywad

          Langford has 64 yards with half of the second quarter left. That’s not “meh”.

          • Trac

            I didn’t catch that pass everyone’s talking about. Last I checked was when he was at 33 yards 9 carries.

    • Johnnywad

      He’s been fine.

    • huntinbare

      He’s a rookie
      Behind a weak front
      He gets to holes quick if we can create space

  • Irish Sweetness

    Oh no .. .first and goal …

    • Jack Lacan

      Whew! And no false start.

  • Trac

    Good call. That’s what I expected. TD to Bennet.

    • Irish Sweetness

      We should be calling that play .. a lot.

      • Huge Bear’s Penis

        it seems to work every time

      • Shady

        Works if you’re running the ball well.

  • SC Dave

    Good job getting the td back, offense.

  • No more empty backfield Trestman, err, Gase

    • Shady

      There’s Butch.

  • WP4Life

    Time for Amos pick

  • huntinbare

    I would like a hit on Rivers

  • SD is down to like 3 wr. Alll they gotta do is prevent crosses. Is that too much to ask?

    • Shady

      Yeah, don’t ask.

  • Irish Sweetness

    ooh … Amos … plays like the Cards D … with his eyes. Yes. Likey.

  • One on one. Outside. Crowd the middle

  • Irish Sweetness

    Lamar Houston sighting… and he kills us.

  • Rivers bitching. Surprise

  • Shady

    Bears fans making some noise!

  • huntinbare

    Getting close to safety territory

  • Lol. Join the club . No offensive line

  • Bears should call a to

  • Shady

    The battle of the bad tonight.

  • huntinbare

    Get JC some field position

    • Irish Sweetness

      And a joint.

      • huntinbare

        Bad for the diabetes

  • Just no more empty backfield. Thats all a i ask.i defend the crosses. If our cbs get beat by scrubs, time to move on

    • Irish Sweetness

      They’re pressing up on Aj, he needs to bust one long.

  • Shady

    Like the body lean on Langford. Always seems to fall forward.

  • huntinbare

    Shot to the foot

  • Bennett still plays, right? How about a post w the safety over Alshon?

  • Jack Lacan

    Good call there … both teams get the ball…everyone’s happy.

  • Shady

    Time for Fangio to unleash the Kracken.

    • Irish Sweetness

      Time for Fangio to do ANYTHING.

      • Shady

        He’s actually mixed it up nicely. Remember, not a whole lot to work with, what are they starting 4 rookies? They’re going to make mistakes.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Anyone seen Marquess Wilson tonight?

    • huntinbare

      Not many sideline shots tonight

  • Jack Lacan

    He’s at the Greyhound Station.

  • Jack Lacan

    Jack Nicholson does River’s eye brows.

  • Shady

    Run for 15 on 3rd and short? Cmon now.

  • SC Dave

    No way rodgers or brady does not get a roughimg flag. Its hard being a bears fan

  • huntinbare

    Rivers uni is still clean

  • Irish Sweetness

    Chucky finally realizes Fangio doesn’t blitz.

    • Shady

      S blitz on that last 3rd down.

      • Irish Sweetness

        First one I’ve seen in weeks

        • Shady

          smh irish

          • Irish Sweetness

            He blitzes less than anyyone in the NFL Shady, this is a fact, not a bugbear.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Cover Danny Woodhead before the half please ….

    • SC Dave

      Sure didnt there… glad he dropped it

  • Jack Lacan

    Danny Woodhands…

  • huntinbare

    Thanks woodhands

  • huntinbare

    Open field wiff

  • Shady

    You’ve got ONE GUY to cover.

  • Jack Lacan

    But he’s fast and good.

  • Shady

    FFS

  • huntinbare

    Gift 3

  • huntinbare

    We feared the6

  • WP4Life

    Miss

  • Is Fangio retarded?

  • Irish Sweetness

    Fangio is clueless. I heard he did great in SF, but this is defense for dummies.

  • wreckinball

    Phew bad!

  • WP4Life

    Jay and Jeffery need to get it done 2nd half

  • BearDown100393

    Mel Tucker Night?

  • wreckinball

    This is what I feared at the beginning of the year

    • huntinbare

      Slipping and sliding to better draft spot

  • huntinbare

    How bout some passes for Langford

  • I don’t get this. So, we’re pussy on o and d? We like double dildos?

    • wreckinball

      Just forfeit

    • SC Dave

      We knew this team was bad, dude.

  • wreckinball

    Reminds me a little of the Seahawks game
    No hope whatsoever

    • Shady

      Serious question, why do you even bother to watch?

      • SC Dave

        No shit. Its a fucking nine point game

        • huntinbare

          We left 6 to 10 on the field because of discipline shortages

      • wreckinball

        Nothing else on and I’m a glutton for punishment
        Why do you?

        • Shady

          For a Bears victory.

          • wreckinball

            Hope you’re right
            How optimistic are you?

          • Shady

            2016. Season of Destiny.

          • wreckinball

            Ok then

      • huntinbare

        You gotta have heart
        Hope cannot turn away
        I don’t get to watch many games; but when I do I expect to see improvement.
        Sadly I have been waiting for seasons instead of games

      • huntinbare

        I wanna see the tax $ the nfl spends on the military

        • madscout12

          You mean the tax $ the Military spends on the NFL?

          • huntinbare

            One hand washes the other
            The military gets it cut first

  • We gkt out foxed. And by that mean albino lovie

    • SC Dave

      It would help to get good Jay for the second half. Seems we have meh jay so far

      • WP4Life

        Hop ejay got pick (6) out if system. Jeffrey dropped 6, gold miss.

  • WP4Life

    D gets stop. Long drive, Langford breaks a run for 6.

  • The funny part is , we might win.

    • Irish Sweetness

      That’s why I backed us. We’re both bad, but somebody’s got to win, and SD are really banged up.

      We’ll win by attrition.

    • Shady

      The way I look at it we SHOULD win…. Or at least cover the 4 pts.

      The missed opportunities early will probably haunt.

    • SC Dave

      This. Its a nine point game

  • Just air it out.now. but coaches have coal up their ass

    • SC Dave

      Then start a fire

    • wreckinball

      Players have contributed a load of dumb shit also
      It’s a team effort

    • huntinbare

      They don’t use much coal these days
      It’s Frackin natural gas

  • RenoBear

    Goodness… Rivers is such a little cunt

    • Jack Lacan

      His eye brows are excellent however …

  • AlbertInTucson

    Jay takes the franchise lead in TD passes.Wonder what the story is on
    “Pick Sixes”?

    • wreckinball

      He’s even one for each team

    • BearDown100393

      Joe Reardon: He walked 18.

      Larry: New league record!

      Joe Reardon: Struck out 18.

      Larry: Another new league record!

  • BearDown100393

    Gruden is itching to destroy the Bears with his microphone (again).

  • Irish Sweetness

    Floyd is out. Surely we can beat them now ….

  • SC Dave

    Anderson looks like a linebacker

  • wreckinball

    That was close but thanks zebras

  • huntinbare

    Punch it down their throats

    • Irish Sweetness

      Yes, HB. Controlled and persistent violence.

      • huntinbare

        We may not be long
        but we’re skinny

        • Irish Sweetness

          Ahuh.

  • Irish Sweetness

    3 and out sweet. Long lazy scoring drive, then slowly crush the life out of them.

    • SC Dave

      Or instant score. Just make it seven

      • Irish Sweetness

        Okay, I’m good with that. Then a long, lazy one.

    • huntinbare

      We been lazy most of the night

  • Jack Lacan

    Running out of East Lansing…

  • The GP

    Fuck Danny Woodhead

    • Irish Sweetness

      In the face and up the bum.

  • Jack Lacan

    Chucky is soft. Outlaw a play?

    • BearDown100393

      Takes his orders from NFL HQ. Test marketing a possible rule change.

  • huntinbare

    Off the sideline and into a first down

  • wreckinball

    Gruden is fucking annoying

    • BearDown100393

      He praised Jay.

      • wreckinball

        He did still annoying

  • huntinbare

    Nice pickup by langford

  • SC Dave

    Likin this drive

  • Irish Sweetness

    Red zone again. Ye gads. What to do ?

    • SC Dave

      Easy…get a td

    • Shady

      Bennett.

  • Irish Sweetness

    We haven’t scored in the third quarter this year?

  • huntinbare

    Draw…up a good one

  • Jack Lacan

    Philip Rivers doing his best Vince Vaughn.

    • Irish Sweetness

      Robbie doing his best Sarah Vaughan.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Hmm. 3rd and 8. Screen to Langford?

  • huntinbare

    Missed that throw

    • WP4Life

      Greg Jennings makes those catches

      • huntinbare

        Alshon needs it in the numbers tonight

  • WP4Life

    Jeffery

    • SC Dave

      He has spoiled us. We are surprised he did not rescue a fair to poor throw with a fantantic catch

  • Shady

    You gotta be kidding me.

  • Irish Sweetness

    We should probably sign AJ next year .. as a #2 or #3.

    And get a new kicker …..

  • Jack Lacan

    Very precise. Good as…

  • Fat. Fuck. Jefferry.

  • huntinbare

    Blocked by the Gouldpost

    • Jack Lacan

      This is an excellent use of language. Thanks.

  • wreckinball

    Well it’s a full team suck

  • SC Dave

    Has Robbie ever missed two in a game before?

    • huntinbare

      Check the pee wee record

    • willbest

      I think when one was like 58, but at this point he has lost us as many games as he has won over the last 3 years

      • “lost as many as he has won.”

        please back this up with fact, or keep your hearsay and conjecture to yourself.

        • willbest

          Well he is 1-1 this year and if the Bears lose this by less than 6 you can add this one

  • Dtafting White eas no accident

  • Shady

    How about a turnover?

    • BearDown100393

      Jay’s already got a pic and a fumble, that’s enough for tonight

      • Shady

        ha ha – I’ll give you the fumble but I think the INT was on 17.

  • RenoBear

    Hey Robbie…. Fuck you. Fucking ridiculous

  • Irish Sweetness

    DaBearsBlog @dabearsblog
    If Bears win tonight it will take touchdowns.

    Sometimes I wonder where Jefe gets his insights.

    • BearDown100393

      Cheap booze

  • BearDown100393

    Captain Obvious taking over Twitter tonight.

  • We should trafe Gould to tb

  • willbest

    If pace doesn’t bring in a couple kickers to workout I will question his leadership

    • BearDown100393

      I don’t. That’s the dude who fired Satan.

      • Shady

        Points.

  • Fuck. Gould. Let him erite a ny timr editorial

    • Shady

      Alright, you’re either hammered or texting while riding a mechanical bull.

    • WP4Life

      Funny

  • BearDown100393

    WEEELL San Diego’s QB’s a bitch he’s a big whinny bitch, he’s the biggest bitch
    in the whole wide world he’s a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, he’s a bitch to all the boys and girls

    • Shady

      Cartman.

      • BearDown100393

        On Monday he’s a bitch, on Tuesday he’s a bitch, on Wednesday through
        Saturday he’s a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different he’s a
        super charger kamaya-maya bee-atch!

        • Shady

          Classic.

  • Irish Sweetness

    DaBearsBlog @dabearsblog
    What are you thinking there if you’re Jenkins?

    Jefe – wtf ?

    • Shady

      The late hit.

  • huntinbare

    Wiff

  • Jack Lacan

    NFL Ambien Bowl Thursday Night Football – Bills / Jets

    • wreckinball

      Yawn tonight is pretty close to that

    • BearDown100393

      Jets should send their captains to mid field in bare feet.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Kevin White … I know ye not, yet I miss thee like a long-lost brother.

    Kyle Long, I know thee well, and ye’d better cut that shit out ….

  • willbest

    25 yards on long has to be a record

  • Irish Sweetness

    Jeremy Langford. Yessir.

  • willbest

    I like the Veterans Day swag. How about next year we do breast cancer day and veterans month

  • huntinbare

    With authority

  • wreckinball

    I guess we can just dink them death

    • Irish Sweetness

      Yes please. It’s all good.

      • huntinbare

        Is this lazy enough

  • willbest

    Langford is making an excellent case to not resign forte

    • Irish Sweetness

      And Perry, Jock-squeeze, Carey …. and the dude we draft in the 4th next year. We fix the line and it matters not who carries the rock – Emmitt Smith style.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Smith? Who?

  • Irish Sweetness

    Fuck. Red zone again. First and goal. I hate this.

    • SC Dave

      We need.to score from outside the 20, since we’re so bad at doing it inside.

    • Irish Sweetness

      We should just kick it on first down. Move on.

      • wreckinball

        You sure

  • wreckinball

    Good thing the third is over

  • SC Dave

    Can we get a fucking td this time?

    • huntinbare

      Better…we suck at the 3 ball tonight

  • Shady

    Another beautiful drive. Please Ditka.

    • SC Dave

      Ditka?

      • BearDown100393

        The Heretic

    • willbest

      Packers Ditka?

  • Jack Lacan

    Somewhat rugby-ish, but good football…

  • Irish Sweetness

    THE FRIDGE !!!! FINALLY !!! YES !!!

  • Shady

    Bears should be winning this shit.

    • BearDown100393

      Pacing ourselves.

  • huntinbare

    Sweet

  • WP4Life

    Robbie?

  • wreckinball

    Ok

  • Irish Sweetness

    Only for Gould the soon to be homeless bum … we’d be winning.

    GO BEARS !!!

  • BearDown100393

    Well done Mr. Langford.

    • Irish Sweetness

      And Mr. Unrein !

      I-formation, large fullbacks … this has all been done before and has NOT been “schemed-out” of the game. People over-think this shit. That is how we do that on 3rd and goal.

  • willbest

    when was the last time we pounded it in from the 1?

    • BearDown100393

      About 3 and half minutes ago.

    • Johnnywad

      You’re still here?

    • huntinbare

      Thought he might go over the top
      He looks like a leaper

  • Jack Lacan

    Nothing is over…

    • the franco prussian war is still going on? fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

      • willbest

        Might start back up in the next couple decades the way things are developing in europe

    • Irish Sweetness

      It wasn’t over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor Jack, and this ain’t over either.

      Not until the next pick-6 anyway ….

      • WP4Life

        38 is scoring on tip pick 6

    • Cormonster

      Johnny Rambo, First Blood

  • huntinbare

    Since this is the 3rd time RG has missed 2
    Maybe it’s a charm

  • Jack Lacan

    Who knew — Vinny Testiclverde — in the most TD passes category…

    • BearDown100393

      Must have included practices for his career total

  • huntinbare

    Cory?

  • SC Dave

    Come on, d!!

    • huntinbare

      Get off the field

    • willbest

      They have only given up 9 points up until that nonsense

  • SC Dave

    Anderson keeps showing up.

  • RenoBear

    What the fuck D… Gates that wide open? Seriously?

  • SC Dave

    Umm… fuck?

  • willbest

    Whatever royal got called for rolling it

  • Jack Lacan

    Sorry Chucky…

  • BearDown100393

    You gotta spike that ball Focker!

  • Irish Sweetness

    Why did we accept the penalty? Pre-snap?

    • Shady

      Really?

    • willbest

      Cause it would have been a td

    • BearDown100393

      Same reason Vaughan wanted to pitch to Parkman.

    • huntinbare

      To take some time off the clock before they score? Again

  • Irish Sweetness

    Send Rolle on a blitz … this one time … pretty please.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Ditka you whore.

    • huntinbare

      Capitalistic

    • Shady

      Well he WAS the only booya to pick the Bears tonight.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Job done. Jay Golden Balls to the rescue please.

  • Jack Lacan

    I just saw a blonde say that she puts big ideas into little heads — in a bank commercial.
    The little head rules the big head. They might think about getting Kaner to do that ad.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Run. Run. Run. Run. Ru-

    • Shady

      Read the D, call the play accordingly.

    • huntinbare

      I hope

    • WP4Life

      Then play action

  • Shady

    Cannot go 3 and out here.

  • Jack Lacan

    7:40 left to go…one possession game…hmmmmm

    • Irish Sweetness

      it’s Jay Time.

      BELIEVE !!!

  • Jack Lacan

    Clock management.

  • willbest

    Don’t know about running a 6 minute offense and hoping your d holds up to the 2min drill when they will only need a fg

  • Irish Sweetness

    Run. Run. Run. Run. Ru-

  • Shady

    If the Bears just stay patient and play smart they should have no problem winning this thing.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Ru-

  • willbest

    Well Bennett should be happy

  • Shady

    Wow.

  • BearDown100393

    Got away with that one.

  • Jack Lacan

    As Darth Vader says — Impressive.

  • willbest

    Miller amazing catch

  • Huge Bear’s Penis

    wow just wow

  • BearDown100393

    Zack Attack

  • huntinbare

    Awesome

  • Jack Lacan

    Very impressive…

    • BearDown100393

      Most impressive

  • Johnnywad

    Too early.

  • Shady

    YES! FUCK YES!

  • Jack Lacan

    Keep the stickum …

  • SC Dave

    Zach!!!!

  • Shady

    Love it.

  • Huge Bear’s Penis

    love seeing this running on the goal line.

  • huntinbare

    Bang-ford

  • Jack Lacan

    3:19….

  • Irish Sweetness

    1. Jay Cutler is magic.

    2. Zach Miller remains my boy WHAT A FUCKING CATCH!!!

  • madscout12

    With those 2 FG, this game is over.

    • Irish Sweetness

      This game is over brother. PAYMENT!!!!

  • AlbertInTucson

    Piss on this. There’s nothing to review.

    • BearDown100393

      Commercials

    • huntinbare

      $review

    • AlbertInTucson

      See, I toldja!

  • Jack Lacan

    Worth watching this evening.

  • AlbertInTucson

    So,

    22-19 win?

    O.T?

    or

    26-22 loss?

    • Johnnywad

      That’s just it. Love the drive, but lots of time left

  • Big balls

  • Jack Lacan

    Ball breaks plane…

  • AlbertInTucson

    They need to fall on Mr. Rivers.

    Several times, please.

  • Jack Lacan

    Time to sit on a route…

  • Irish Sweetness

    Fangio doesn’t need to give them the middle. Yet he is ….

  • Shady

    ONE GUY.

  • willbest

    D if you are going to rollover do it quickly

  • Irish Sweetness

    One play. Defense. Anybody.

  • huntinbare

    Turn this over

  • The GP

    Fuck Danny Woodhead

  • Jack Lacan

    Antici…….pation…

  • Irish Sweetness

    That ball touched the ground before “the process was completed…”. Let’s see.

  • Shady

    I’d take a close look at that catch at the 2min warning here.

  • Irish Sweetness

    That was not a catch. Tell me they’re reviewing that.

    • huntinbare

      Throw the flag …the D is gassing

  • SC Dave

    I want that pick 6 back. C’ mon Rivers… give us a Cutler

    • Shady

      Really Dave?

      • Irish Sweetness

        I’ll take the 6 off Gould please …..

      • SC Dave

        Yes… i want a pick 6.

  • That guy looks like Mmmm y penis on a tux

  • Irish Sweetness

    Challenge WTF???

  • Huge Bear’s Penis

    dont blow a knee houston

  • Shady

    Houston! I’ll take it.

  • willbest

    Nice

  • Shady

    smh

    • Jack Lacan

      Yes

  • Irish Sweetness

    Sack. Blind Squirrel. Nut.

    How the fuck did Fox not challenge that catch?

    • Shady

      Save the timeouts.

  • huntinbare

    Lamar taketh and giveth

    • Irish Sweetness

      Never seen him give …

  • Irish Sweetness

    Lamar Houston is officially dead to me.

    • Huge Bear’s Penis

      really after that 2nd sack

    • huntinbare

      Not yet…taketh giveth and taketh

  • Shady

    LOLHouston!

    • SC Dave

      Woot!

    • Johnnywad

      He needs to pull back a bit on the celebration

  • BearDown100393

    Attaboy keep dancing after those sacks.

  • WP4Life

    Stop the sack dance

  • W her are the douche. Bahs?

  • Jack Lacan

    Incredibly impressive…

  • willbest

    Porter!!!

  • Shady

    Lovely play by Porter.

    FINISH HIM!!!!!

  • The GP

    Houston’s slap move on the RT worked twice

  • Irish Sweetness

    Tracy Diamond.

    • Johnnywad

      That play by Porter was absolutely brilliant.

  • Shady

    FUCK YES BABY!

  • huntinbare

    Smart drop

  • Shady

    SUCK IT RIVERS, REDEMPTION TASTES SWEET!

    • The GP

      Goose Island’s new custom ale: Suck it Rivers

      • Johnnywad

        I’d buy it

        • SC Dave

          At least one based on the name.

  • Huge Bear’s Penis

    VICTORY Formation!!!!

  • BearDown100393

    A lot of unexpected praise from Jon Gruden tonight.

    • SC Dave

      But, we all know Gruden *is* an idiot. Just turn off the sound, I say.

  • Shady

    DRINK THIS SHIT UP BOYS, TIME TO CELEBRATE!

  • Trac

    Well, well, well. I knew they could do it. We’ve got us a football team boys.

    • Irish Sweetness

      Nah, Trac, we suck. The Chargers suck. But that was a great price.

      • Trac

        you crazy.

  • The GP

    Another pass that Rolle didnt pick

    • EnderWiggin

      He dropped that pass on purpose.

      • SC Dave

        Actually, the smartest play of all would have been to not even touch it. Let it fall into the turf incomplete. No chance for a weird bounce and reception. No chance for a pick bumbled.

        Oh wait… Fan Duel.

        • Irish Sweetness

          Stopping the clock isn’t smart.

  • madscout12

    Victory formation. So beautiful.

  • huntinbare

    Can’t remember last time I watched a win

    • willbest

      You miss Oakland and kc?

      • huntinbare

        None this year

    • The GP

      You’re so stoned you can’t remember the last time you took a piss.

      • huntinbare

        Piling on

  • Irish Sweetness

    Just keep the camera on Rivers after the game …

    Well done Jay, you rock.

    7/4 PAYMENT !!!!!!!!!!

  • BearDown100393

    Cry me a Rivers

  • Let MB leed the wayto itching snatches and fake boobs

    • The GP

      Maybe we’ll get a pic of his Bears honey now

  • Jack Lacan

    BEARS WIN!!!!!!!!

  • The GP

    If Bears win tonight it will take touchdowns.

    Jeff is like… a football genius or something…

  • huntinbare

    Langford stepped up
    A draft pick positive

  • The Yes Guy

    YES!

    • Shady

      Hell yes.

    • WP4Life

      We need 6,7, 8 more of these

  • Scharfinator

    So aside from a pretty boneheaded pic, Cutler played a pretty good game. He had Langford and Miller make some catches they shouldn’t have, but he also had Alshon drop a number of early easy ones.

    Langford was a beast.

    My GOAT was Robbie.

    • Shady

      I think Alshon was responsible for that INT. Not sure why he would turn inside rather than outside on that route.

      Jay was fantastic.

      • willbest

        Cause he didn’t realize the game had started until after that pick

      • AlbertInTucson

        Alshon’s head was certainly not in the game until after that play.

      • SC Dave

        I knew it was coming. But Jefe beat you to it.

        Pick 6s are never Cutler’s fault any more.

        • Irish Sweetness

          Each case is different. That looked to be on AJ. Logically, why would he turn inwards?

      • Miscommunication. No way to know who was at fault without getting some truth serum into the right person’s drink. Cutler clearly thought Alshon turning out, Alshon clearly thought he should turn in.

        • Shady

          Not to mention 17 was held on the play.

          • beninnorcal

            That’s what I was just about to point out. SD got a freebie there

        • SC Dave

          This. But remember, there’s no way it was Jay’s fault!

          • it seems the Bears have a lot of these miscommunications. Annoys me.

        • Irish Sweetness

          If it’s between the franchise QB and a receiver, I’m always going with Jay. Martellus Bennett is not out-reading Jay Cutler.

      • Scharfinator

        Don’t you normally turn inside on hook routes? It shields the defender away from the throw more than turning to the outside and you get more of your body facing the throw.

    • Irish Sweetness

      AJ fucked up on that INT. I’m not joking.

  • U guys in sd better be getiting epic bjs

  • The GP

    Bears win, Pack loses. Enjoy your week.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Jeremy Langford, your table is ready.

  • huntinbare

    Maybe the Titanic is turning

    • Nah

      • huntinbare

        Iceburg ahead?

        • SC Dave

          Let’s get the deck chairs in the right place!

          • huntinbare

            Fiddlers keep fiddling

  • can’t go 11-5 without winning 3.

    • AlbertInTucson

      Can’t go 12-4.

      Period.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Enjoy the win. Just remember that the Chargers are beat to hell. Looked a lot like the Bears did with their #1 and 2 receivers as spectators.

    • Tj. Hookers. Coke. Reagan. They’ll be alright.

    • Irish Sweetness

      They are a 2-7 team, Da Bolts. We have some nice draft picks next year methinks.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Credit to Gase. He was stubborn about running the ball and, eventually, it paid dividends.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Nice audible by Cutler on the conversion.

  • AlbertInTucson

    That TD pass that was called back to Gates.

    He was in my lineup tonight.

    I still won.

    BWHAHAHAHAHA!

  • WP4Life

    Feels great to win.

  • I told u.they would win. Bunch of score blow jobs

  • RenoBear

    Wow the whole narrative after the game is poor chargers… And of course Young saying ‘oh hey yeah cutler playing ok but guess what, Gase is gonna be a head coach and QB coach Dowell Loggains is gone after this year so oh well’ …. Fuck you Steve Young. Bitch

    • willbest

      Why wouldn’t loggains get the promotion, he is under contract to the Bears, they don’t have to let him out from it for anything short of a HC gig

      • RenoBear

        Apparently Loggains is a ‘package’ deal w Gase according to dil-hole. Like he’ll follow Gase when he’s a head coach and get a promotion

        • SC Dave

          Why not let Gase get Fox’ job, when the former is ready?

          Or perhaps I should say “if ever” rather than “when”

          • Irish Sweetness

            What are Gase’s qualifications for managing an organization?

    • SC Dave

      I’ve always found the best thing to do with the TV is to use the one, true button. Mute.

    • At least Gruden jumped off the “Jay is trash” bandwagon now that his homeboy Trestman doesn’t need him to be the scapegoat anymore.

    • MB30SD

      fuck steve young. That dude’s a cunt.

  • What I learned tonight.

    Chicago is bad.

    SD is worse.

    Still, a W is a W.

    • Really dreading watching Chicago’s front 7 trying to tackle Todd Gurley next week, btw.

      • willbest

        it will look a bit like what AP did

      • SC Dave

        Aw fuck… break three ribs on the first carry.

    • Shady

      That’s right, so enjoy it!

    • Data

    • oh yeah, also learned Robbie Gould is apparently human. I like it better when he’s a FG-kicking robot.

      • SC Dave

        Me too.

      • Irish Sweetness

        Robbie Gould can no longer be called automatic. He’s shanked an XP and now two FGs in the same game.

    • AlbertInTucson

      Chargers ran out of feet to shoot themselves in.

      • Bears finally stopped shooting themselves on offense in the 4th quarter.

        • T’Challa

          Yes, a very solid 4th quarter.

  • Where are all these naysayers? I’m pragmatic, bit i still gey chubs off wins

    • MB30SD

      and real dolls

  • Big Mike

    Great week of football. Bears win, Packers lose, my 8th grade youth team won playoff game to get to the championship game. ( we won 26-7 against a team that had beaten us 28-12 a couple weeks ago

  • AlbertInTucson

    Miler’s the name.

    Zach. Fucking. Miller.

    But you can just call me”The Claw”.

    That was a catch Odell Beckham or Brandon Marshall would be proud to own.

    • AlbertInTucson

      WHOA! Look who got profane.

      Sorry, I was overcome with the thrill of victory.

      • MB30SD

        5 demerits and some time in the box.

      • Johnnywad

        We’re all very disappointed in you Albert

    • Trac

      The man has talent, no doubt.

  • Chicago’s offense tonight had key roles being played by Marc Mariani, Charles Leno, Patrick Omameh, and Vlad Ducasse.

    I tried to keep that in mind every time I got pissed at them for screwing the pooch in scoring range.

    Pretty impressive to move the ball like they did while relying heavily on 4 guys like that. Even against a shitty D like what SD has.

    • Irish Sweetness

      Jay. Cutler.

      That is all. The rest are just background.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Over/Under was…?

    • AlbertInTucson

      49.5, I believe.

    • Jeff’s pick last Thursday was over 49 or 49.5. It was under.

      I thought it might be, though not like this. I thought it would be both teams scoring a lot, just on long, slow drives. Not nearly this many punts.

    • Irish Sweetness

      52 in Europe.

      The win was 7/4. Sweet.

      Aside: Yahoo NFL picks had 1 guy (Golic) out of about 15 that picked the Bears.

  • MB30SD

    Bearssssssssssss

    • beninnorcal

      Bet you guys had a blast..

  • DaMurph

    BEARSSSSSSSSSSS!

  • FQD1911

    this game was AWESOME! pretty sure MB will not talk to me again if I don’t see him tomorrow lol.

    seriously though…to see a NFL comeback live and in person, I mean damn.

    • Irish Sweetness

      Mr. 4th Quarter.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Well, on the positives from that game, if Cutty isn’t picked off, then we win that game by nearly 20 points.
    Zack miller will get more looks (I hope). Porter and Amos are studs. Lamarr made up for his penalties in style with two crucial sacks. We’ll get a good draft position because we’re not very good, and that’s okay.

    • Trac

      This team will only get better and I mean that in a good way.

      Zack Miller? I’ve always liked him, the young man has takent.

      • Big Mike

        Trac, you’re right. I’m happier with this team than some of Lovie’s (aging) star studded teams that jumped out to 6-2 starts only to finish out of the money (playoffs). I’ve said it before, (so have others) this year is about establishing an identity, getting experience and competing. They’ve done that well (when Cutler is in). What I like about the Bears trajectory is that with Cutler/Gase proving effective they don’t have to get on the QB merry go round immediately. To the Cutler haters, my point is wouldn’t you rather try to get better knowing you had a capable QB. Way shorter path.

  • Trac
  • Trac

    There are 14 NFL teams with 3-5 records or worse. The NFL is in trouble, not sure what this means other than a shitty product.

    • Big Mike

      Parity, those 3-5 teams will move towards 8-8, the 5-3 teams will move to 8-8. The goal is a fun game to watch. Bears/Chargers was fun. Both teams aren’t very good. In fact Bears/Chargers is a perfect game for two bad teams, because the Bears always have fan support. Good/Bad/Mediocre.

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