• Viva

    Jeffe…what’s with the Simmons tweet. Do you know something we don’t? If so, why are you playing the I have a secret game? DBB FIRST, twiterverse second.

    Bears 34
    Packers 20
    Fuck the Pack.

    • bearsfantillend

      i don’t think it is much of a secret. Simmons comes off as pretentious hot head, who has butted heads with many at ESPN from on-air “talent” to off-air suits. I am sure he has gathered some substantial ammunition over the years on everyone. I don’t believe it is enough to “take down” ESPN, but it is enough to cause some pretty big and unwanted waves. Simmons does have enough clout, thanks to ESPN, that anything he says or does can not be simply swept under the rug. I imagine it would be a PR nightmare especially if Simmons decides not to take his suspension in stride.

      • AlbertInTucson

        “Prentention”

        Certainly not a commodity in short supply in Bristol.

        • GPLDAN

          As opposed to Chicago, where Hypertension is the order of the day.

          • SC Dave

            That would apply to America at large, methinks.

          • MikeBrownhadaPosse

            Oh, nicely punned, Dave. Well done.

          • Trac

            I invoke Dr. Strangelove. Hee hee.

          • MB30SD

            Hypertension, hear disease, and fat.

          • johnnywad

            “Biggsying”. Or, ” To Biggsy”.

            The verb form

    • Trac

      Sick and tired of political bs creeping into sports. The dude needs to put a lid on it or take a job with the Washington Post. Enough already.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Rantless Rant: How could Packer Week be a “week of apathy”?

    Wise Guy Betting Expert on Dari & Mel just took the Packers -2.

    That’s fine. The more “Experts” who pick Green Bay the better.

    • GPLDAN

      Fuhgettaboutit

      • Trac

        It’s fugasey!

    • Trac

      The took the Packers? Take “this” you dumb shits. Bah shahada! Man I wish I could get paid for being an idiot too.

  • GPLDAN

    Jeff –

    If your cat can solve for Pythagorean triangles, would it be able to solve Schrodinger’s paradox?

    Or would that hit too close to home?

    • MB30SD

      He might be too dead already? Yes?

  • MB30SD

    Bill simmons… who cares.

    This is why I’m still single. Because this is supposed to be funny, but it’s funny because it’s all so true: http://www.mandatory.com/2014/09/25/how-to-compromise-in-a-relationship/

    (there’s a bonus in the second to last row)

    Oh, and what Viva said!

  • MB30SD

    Uh oh. Avowed Bears hater don banks picks us tomorrow. I think this is his own attempt to try and juju us out of the win. Cunt.

    http://www.si.com/nfl/2014/09/26/week-4-nfl-picks-score-predictions-bears-packers-jets-lions

    • beninnorcal

      What a little bitch, hope it backfires on him. I hate his dumb little segment on whichever prime time game he does. Smarmy little bastard. Is that a word, smarmy?

      • MB30SD

        exactly. and yes indeed it is, and a perfect one to use in that context.

    • Donnnnn’t Caaaaarrrrrre!

      Banks trying to fuck with the juju?

  • Trac

    Wife’s car is detailed and waxed, took me 3 hours. I’ve told her this gift will happen twice maybe three times a year when the Bears play the Packers.

    • MB30SD

      Trac… I want you to do a little exercise with me, mmmmkay?

      Figure out your business’s net rev, then calculate what you pay yourself a year (including all the not illegal, but somewhat stretched tax breaks/expenditures), then from that calculate your hourly. Get doc’s help if you need it (I would)

      Then look up one of those ‘hand wash’ joints at the closest full service gas station. Check their price list.

      Moral of the story: Are you fucking crazy!?!? You just pissed 3 hours of your life down the drain, most likely at an obscene hrly rate.

      Dude, pay the lads down at the carwash their $40 and be done with it. Isn’t there a verse in the bible that covers this?!?! smh.

      • Trac

        Hahaha. Slowly I turned…..step by step…..

      • Donnnnn’t Caaaaarrrrrre!

        He’s keeping his skills up and building up credit with the wife. It’s a smart move. Smarter move is to then sit down at computer and immediately buy a share of Altria with that money…..or at least invest it on a 2 team parlay to turn it into 72.00

        #tradewindinvesting

        • Trac

          This man has understanding.

          • MB30SD

            Oh I get it, I’m just fucking rebelling against that bullshit.

            #neveragain # famouslastwords #agieshagirlmightbeagoodidea

          • Trac

            Buy silver, I’ll stick with gold. Hee hee.

          • MB30SD

            and let e ask you how long that goodwill is gonna last with her?

            #about5seconds

          • Trac

            Actually I think I can enlighten you. Never ever ever give a women an unsecured loan. What you do is borrow from them. Now pay attention cause this is important: when you borrow from them you better damn well make sure that you pay them back with interest. Never ever ever enter into a transaction with a wife unless you’re willing to do this.

            The Art of staying married, by Trac!

          • MB30SD

            that’s good.

            …or you could just put yourself out of your misery and then galavant around doing whateverthefuckyouwant and testing out young new strange on a weekly basis.

            http://www.rottenecards.com/ecards/Rottenecards_1883456_hrnhtdmpqc.png

            Waiter! I’ll take option two please!

          • Trac

            Hahaha

  • Viva

    Looking forward to Tresticles eviscerating McCarty.

    We win they don’t.

    • Cormonster

      If your up for some chess, download “chess by post” on your phone and start a private unranked game. Name is Cormonster on the site. Docnitty and newbearintown are also on the site. Got games going against both of them.

      • Viva

        Tick tock cor

        • Viva

          I just googled some tactics. You’ve been warned.

          • Cormonster

            You might as well resign right now and save the bloodshed. Your king – DEAD!

  • Trac

    Week 4 Homer picks.

    Steelers over Buc’s- Sorry Lovie, even with McCoy back, 0-4 is staring you right in the face on the Jumbotron.

    Whiners over Iggles- who really cares about this one? I’m hoping neither of these teams get a home playoff game if you know what I mean. We would own the tiebreaker on the Niners if it comes down to that.

    Saints over Cowgirls- Not so fast Jerra, you deserve a douche on Sunday and I know just the team to give you one.

    • MB30SD

      X-tra dries

      • Trac

        I bought some in the spring after our little wager and gave a bunch away. It had way too much coriander in it. Several people threw theirs away because it grew mold on it. I think that’s where I got pin worm. So how much do I owe you? Hahaha

        • MB30SD

          what’s pin worm? And what are the effects? Yikes!

          • Trac

            An itchy arse. Took one swig of medicine and wa la, no more arse itch.

          • MB30SD

            the ‘ol itchy bunghole huh? Loverly

          • Trac

            Yup. I used a South African’s company in NY.

  • Trac

    Jeff’s bitching about Ryder Cup coverage. Laughing my ass off, does he ever take a break? The question I have to ask myself is, who the hell has the time to critique the coverage of the “Ryder Cup?”

    Er…uh…..I just realized something. I have the time to critique someone critiquing the Rider Cup. Time to get busy on a project. He he.

  • Trac

    Someone needs to tell me how to unsubscribe to the constant emails I get from discuss. Anyone?

    • bearsfantillend

      click the drop-down next to your name at top of comments. edit settings. turn off notifications

      • Trac

        gracious amigo.

  • Barb UMihai Mar

    This game is all about the running game. Who runs and stops the run better wins the game.

    I’d like to see Vereen in nickel instead of Frey. The Packers will try and run while in 11 personnel. Verren would help.

    • Trac

      Whoever? You mean the Bears right? Gotta watch out for the thought police around here sometimes.

      • Donnnnn’t Caaaaarrrrrre!

        Lol, just don’t need guys folding their hands before the game starts

  • MB30SD
    • Trac

      Unfortunately there’s a problem for us with this article. Our offense ranks below theirs I think.

      • johnnywad

        The Bears have played the 2nd and 5th ranked Defense in the league in three games. The Bills are the 12th ranked. That’s some tough sledding. Ranking will improve

      • ranking based on yards is idiotic. Bears are top 10 in points scored, which is what actually matters.

        • Trac

          Interestingly our Defense is ranked 22nd in points allowed, the Fudgers are ranked 7th.

          • johnnywad

            Bout to move’em to 32nd. Its gonna be raining touchdowns on da lakefront today my friend.

          • they gave up 36, 24, and 19.

            Bears gave up 23, 20, and 19.

            Bears are winning quite handily in that department so far this year.

          • Trac

            They must have allowed some pick 6’s and return TD’s then. I was just refering to points allowed because someone had said that YDS allowed wasn’t a good indicator.

        • johnnywad

          Zactly. The Bears red zone D has got to be among the better teams in the league as well. You have numbers on this? I’m thinking the Jets game gave them a big bump there.

    • Trac

      Actually, GB is 28th, we’re 27th.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Blogfather Tweet; “What an absolute disgrace @NBCSports Ryder Cup coverage has been. Don’t purchase the rights if you don’t wanna show the golf.’

    No Tiger , no Phil, so NBC stands for No Body Cares.

    • CanadaBear

      That would include me, Al!

  • johnnywad

    Heading to the bar today to watch the game gents. Any tips on picking up an audio feed? Im in Lions country so I’ll have to put up with hearing that game while watching the Bears.

    • Cormonster

      Do you use tune in on your phone? If so, just type in wbbm and bingo. You can listen to pregame show on there too.

      • johnnywad

        Never have. Is tune in an app?

        • Cormonster

          yep.

          • johnnywad

            Cool. Thanks Cor

          • Cormonster

            No problem. I go there on my computer at home also to listen to the radio. Get stations from all over the country. 670 the Score also has pre-game Bears shows starting at 9 or 10 AM central.

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