• MB30SD

    the canadian stripper on roids? That’s him right?

    • DaBearsBlog

      Yea he might be clinically insane as well.

      • MB30SD

        hahaha… why? What did I miss… and more importantly, will that impact his performance for us?

        • DaBearsBlog

          I also just like the one interview above where you can’t hear the question. CFL style.

        • Trac

          You’re such a hobb knobber!

  • Trac

    How, when, why?

  • CanadaBear

    That vid is a perfect representation of the CFL. Everyone involved are too nice to say how fucked it was.

  • John ‘GP’ Nada

    Tickets now on sale. Go to ticketmaster and best of luck.

  • For your consideration….
    • CanadaBear

      Bonersville!

    • Big Mike

      Tears of joy…

  • Bender McLugh

    Thank you Chad Rempel.

  • Bender McLugh

    This is an interesting read…..after Tron, this is my favorite 80’s video-arcade-based scifi movie.

    http://io9.com/everything-you-never-knew-about-the-making-of-last-star-1602703884

  • MB30SD
    • CanadaBear

      Did I ever tell you about the 3 hot babes (in a 40’s type of way) on the bike tour I was guiding? 2 of the 3 were former Raiders cheerleaders when they were in LA.

      • MB30SD

        do tell, do tell!!!

        • CanadaBear

          All three still hot in a milfy way. All three had big boobs. Only one was running stock. The other two were modified. All 3 really nice and friendly. The one that wasn’t a former cheerleader was a redhead. Freshly divorced and crazy pissed at her ex. She was definitely ready to be plucked. Not one guy on the ride was willing to take her on. I’m married so that was out. Not to mention my brother-in-law was the other guide. He said she was too old (about 10 years older than him). She didn’t proposition me but you would have had to be dead not to pick up on the fuck me vibe. Fun week!!!!!!!!!

          • MB30SD

            awesome.

    • Irish Sweetness

      Cutty outearns a cheerleader in 10 seconds. Classic.

      BTW – if we want to win a Lombardi then we need the Honey Bears back, and to stamp out the bias towards white cheerleaders they should all be black/Asian. It gets cold in Chicago, so skin-tight bodysuits.

      • MB30SD

        duuuuuude. you have issues maings.

      • CanadaBear

        Screw that! They need to be tough. 3/4’s nekkid at all times.

        Don’t know if you read ESPN/Chicago but they had a poll of the best play in Bears history (how silly). The winner was Walter’s run vs KC. I was at that game. Here’s the clip. I’m sure you’ve seen it a million times but one more time still makes me smile.

        http://www.nfl.com/videos/chicago-bears/0ap2000000149544/Walter-Payton-eludes-the-Chiefs-defense

        • Irish Sweetness

          Probably my favorite run, C-Bear. You were there??? Well jell, as they say in Blighty.

          • CanadaBear

            Almost left at half time. They were dreadful in the first half.

  • MB30SD
  • MB30SD
    • johnnywad

      I’ve heard enough from all of them. She’s no more or less irritating than anybody else in politics. Hell, people have been clamoring for the president to be impeached since Clinton took office. Who cares? So long as things are divided as they are, it will never happen anyway. Fuck the whole gigantic, waste of time.

    • SC Dave

      I do find it rather odd that people get all upset over Palin (who is truly inconsequential) yet are willing to overlook the most arrogant, lawless individual ever to hold the title POTUS.

      That being said, I’m certainly on the side of the fence that’s had enough of all of them.

      • MB30SD

        yep, wish they’d all disappear and in their stinky wake would pop up a shiny new system that works. Oh well.

      • CanadaBear

        I think it’s because she’s nothing more than a talking bumper sticker. Most people might hate a politician on the other side of the aisle but can at least respect them if they are smart. Just my .02.

        • MB30SD

          yeah. I wrote this big thing out saying that, but you said it much much more eloquently (and efficiently).

          It’s hard to like someone who’s so fucking annoying AND a total moron.

    • Cormonster

      In real news, the National Enquirer is reporting that Chelsea is not Bubba Clinton’s kid. In fact, she is Web Hubbell’s daughter. Webb was Hillary’s boss at the Rose Law Firm. They do kinda look alike, especially the mouths.

      • MB30SD

        she’s fugly.

    • Irish Sweetness

      Wow, what a rack !!! Holy jiminy gee willikers! Hamana hamana hamana …

  • I think Hartson is most likely the guy who wins the job in camp, but we’ll see. Hartson’s the guy they brought in mid-season last year when Mannelly was hurt. No issues in the 2 games he played.

  • MB30SD
    • John ‘GP’ Nada
      • MB30SD

        def hot, but meeeehhhhh… don’t know about the win

      • Irish Sweetness

        Probably the hottest women on the planet. I have a Colombian friend and he says it’s insane there.

  • CanadaBear

    Just read on Jeff’s twitter feed that the Bears Tix at Ticketmaster were all sold out immediately but there are tix on the secondary market. That shit keeps me from going to concerts.

    • DocNitty(BallsStillOrnamental)

      I know. It’s such a joke. How can it not be illegal? Such bullshit.

      • CanadaBear

        They used to arrest you for scalping tix outside venues. Now corporations do it legally. My Honey Bunny and I wanted to see Leonard Cohen in a soft seat venue that seats about 2,500. I was online as soon as possible. Tickets Now (Ticketmaster’s scalping arm in Canada) had $95 tix on sale for $700 within 1 minute of the opening bell. Fuckers!

        • tobijohn

          OK, I’ll grant you that he has some talent (even if he has no voice) but if you’re willing to pay $700 to see Leonard Cohen then you deserve to pay $700…

          • MB30SD

            TJ!!!!

          • tobijohn

            Is futbol over yet? Is it safe to come out again?

          • MB30SD

            Hahahaha… no.

            And now it’s Le Tour time. If that’s not your speed, you can check this out: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/pamplona-running-of-the-bulls-2014-seven-people-injured-on-fifth-day-of-annual-festival-9599859.html

            Poor TJ. The euro/rest of the world blitzkrieg ceases in aug. and you will be returned to your regularly scheduled american programming.

          • tobijohn

            (Shakes his head slowly from side to side while groaning softly – like Lurch used to to do in the old Addams Family television show)…

          • MB30SD

            not even the carnage of the running huh? SMHSFSTSLLUTOITOAFTS

          • CanadaBear

            He sold out at that price (we didn’t go). There was a lawsuit filed over that incident. Who knows where that goes! I agree about supply and demand but just give up the facade about face value tix.

          • tobijohn

            He’s Canadian, isn’t he? If it’s some sort of nationalistic thing then Joni Mitchell needs to get herself back out on the road. There’s gold in them thar hills…

          • CanadaBear

            Definitely Canadian. His voice is one of those that you either love or hate. Love a lot of his songs. Really has a way with words. My Beloved Bride absolutely loves him. She was willing to pay $700. He hadn’t toured in forever. The only reason he was on the road was due to his ex-manager stealing all his money. Most Canadians of a certain age love LC. Can’t say the same for Joni.

            Canadian radio has to have a certain percentage of Canadian content every hour. When I was still working my partners liked to listen to a classic rock station. I’ve never heard so much Guess Who/Bachman-Turner Overdrive/Burton Cummins/Trooper/April Wine/etc.

          • tobijohn

            Conspicuous by the absence of their mention are Rush, Gino Vannelli and Paul Anka…

          • CanadaBear

            Occasionally they will play some Rush on the classic rock station. I think it’s mostly due to the length of Rush’s songs. No way Gino or Paul are getting on a classic rock station. Whenever they would play a song I’ve never heard, I knew it was a Canadian band.

        • I like Cohen, but $700? RIDONCULUS!

      • SC Dave

        Corrupt like absolutely everything else.

  • beninnorcal

    Can we call this guy ‘Rempelstiltskin’?

  • beninnorcal

    That’s what I’m going with anyway, I guess.

  • John ‘GP’ Nada

    Ticketmaster is a joke like Jeff says. A sham illusion of a system to make people think they had a shot at getting face value tickets.

  • For your consideration….

    House a couple doors down got robbed in broad daylight. Two young kids casing the place yesterday then broke in right in the middle of the fucking day. The audacity and stupidity of doing that on a block that has 15 kids on it and a ton of young families….and 3 retired cops including an HRT sniper.

    As the fucking morons are caught immediately the cop asks him how he could be so stupid as to try to pull it off during the middle of the summer day. The kid says, ‘cuz err one in skoo’. The cop then reminded him that it’s summer vacation and everyone just saw him. Silence. Then, “whatever, ain’t shit gonna happen to me no how”.

    Funny and sad at the same time. I live in a neighborhood affectionately called “candyland” by the element in the neighboring areas.

    • MB30SD

      buy a piece. protect your family by any means necessary.

      Darwin.

      • John ‘GP’ Nada
        • MB30SD

          Looks like one I have, but naw.

          I have this and it would do the job just fine: http://englishpit.com/firearms/Springfield_XD-40_Tactical.shtml

          Or if you’re not a very good shot, you could also go with something like this: http://www.combathunting.com/img-tfs0600ati-1.gif

          • CanadaBear

            That looks fun!

          • MB30SD

            It is. Doesn’t come out of the safe much, but it’s there in case someone tries to come at me bro in the middle of the night in my own house.

            The others are just for fun… and the impending zombie apocalypse.

          • CanadaBear

            Yeah, you can’t beat a shotgun at close range to make someone shit their drawers.

          • For your consideration….

            i’m a simple man, a black H&R 12 gauge tactical shotgun is all i have. it ‘s a cheap chinese knockoff of the Remington 870 but it’s a tank. I also have a Glock 21

          • CanadaBear

            Not much upland game bird hunting for you! I don’t have any guns now. Before I came up to Canada I had 6 handguns, a shotgun and a .22 rifle.

        • For your consideration….

          jesus. Holy Optics Batman.

      • For your consideration….

        lol, I just need a golden AK and i’m good. alalalalalalala!!!!!

    • AlbertInTucson

      As the gene pool on this planet in general, and in this country in particular, continues to recede precipitously.

    • Irish Sweetness

      “cuz err one in skoo..”

      MWAH!!!!!

    • John ‘GP’ Nada
      • For your consideration….

        lol, awesome.

  • AlbertInTucson

    One gigantic set of cleats to fill. Good luck, Chad.

  • Irish Sweetness

    We have a new long snapper? Hmmmmm.

    Just for fun … or maybe not.

    This is Kerry Cassidy – she’s kosher, she’s been interviewing whistle-blowers for a long time, an annoying interviewer sometimes (see Stone/Dean interview), but you don’t get to see the actual interview as it was done in prison.

    The name Capt. Mark Richards kept popping up on me, and this is the first interview with him I could find. He’s been in jail for 30 years on a trumped up murder charge he couldn’t deny because he was somewhere else in the solar system at the time. She said he never hesitated during the interview, and was incredibly knowledgeable about the secret space program. He was there at the Dulce battle (Carter sent them in) and has travelled to the moon, Mars and elsewhere using the gates/portals which exist not only in Area 51 and Pine Gap, Australia, but apparently there are a few of them in the Afghan mountains and between Iraq/Iran. He claims to have been augmented – as have many space-travelling super-soldiers to allow them to use these portals. He has a lot of information on the various races that claim to own this planet, and the Bush family do indeed have Reptilian DNA and cannot be treated in normal hospitals. He mentioned my friends – the nordics – they are from Orion …. and ‘aliens’ are indeed frightened of AI. Some races explore using AI-robots, and we are in big trouble if they ever arrive here.

    ‘Transcript’ : http://projectcamelotportal.com/files/TOTALRECALL_TRANSCRIPTION.pdf

    Video : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bPhG3WP2xM

    • John ‘GP’ Nada

      A cursory look at this (3 minutes of surfing) shows that in 1982, Mark Richards was a USAF dropout who attained the rank of Captain mainly because of his father, who was decorated. He left the AF in 1979 and started a contracting business. By 1982, at age 29, he was flat broke, and conspired with two teenagers he had working for him to rob and kill a man named Baldwin, whose home he was working on. He told the teenagers it was because he needed the money. His stupidity is only matched by the local hoods that robbed Waffle’s neighborhood.

      At his trial he was represented by lawyers his father got for him, two of the best defense attorneys in Marin County if not California. They couldn’t help him. He was convicted in a jury trial of planning the murder.

      So now he’s a rotting schizophrenic in the US Pen system and spouting all kinds of kookery and you are buying all of it, hook line and sinker. No good, I’m afraid.

      • MB30SD

        but are you surprised? Irish is out resident tinfoil hatted… uhhh… eccentric.

        But we stills loves him.

      • Irish Sweetness

        Isn’t it great stuff though? How many screenplays are in there?

    • AlbertInTucson

      “…aliens’ are indeed frightened of AI ”

      You mean like Tribbles and Kilngons?

      Ohhh. you ean A I “artificial Intelligence”. At for it looked like AL.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Damn, where is Marcus Mariota getting drafted ? Is this Div I ? Like a fast, accurate Randall Cunningham. Yes please!

  • MB30SD
    • CanadaBear

      Pretty sure it would take a while to get to that point!

      • MB30SD

        let me tell you the story of my marriage… have about 2 days?

        (granted, it took me 16 years)

        • CanadaBear

          HA! I think you just illustrated my point! How old were you when you got married? Getting married young is such a crapshoot. Some people are lucky and marry the right one and grow old together. The rest of us marry the right one at that time. Unfortunately, both people change and usually grow apart. I was lucky that my ex was never a bitch. I just didn’t want to be married to her anymore.

          • MB30SD

            25 when we first met. We were only married for the last 8 of it. Should have listened to my head that there was a reason I didn’t take the leap till 8 years and 2 six month break ups in. Alas, the heart has a way of winning those arguments.

            I still love her somewhere, and she’s a great person, just not for me. we’re too different. Dating a lot over the last year made me realize just how important it is for girls to grow up with a strong, loving, caring, 100% involved father in their lives. Not having that fucks up girls in a BIG way. 7/8 of the chicks I’ve dated have bad daddy (which = male) issues stemming from bad father/daughter relationships. Makes chicks crazy man. Kinda scary.

            Making doubly sure my daughter knows every second of her life that her daddy loves her more than life and that I’ll be here with her and for her no matter what. My son too, but that one’s easy, I know that one. Def insanely careful what I model in front of her (and both of them)

          • CanadaBear

            Good on ya, man. No doubt lots of women have daddy issues. You sound like a great dad.

          • MB30SD

            thanks canada. I do the best I can

          • John ‘GP’ Nada

            Just don’t let a black light near your bed sheets – it’s all good.

          • Irish Sweetness

            That’s the problem with most decent-looking females, there’s always damage incorporated. Sins of the father.

          • MB30SD

            yep. that and they become accustomed to getting something for nothing. Zero sense of gratitude. It’s all entitlement. Add in a very wealthy family and you’re pretty much fucked. Either you’re the whipping boy for said sins of her father, or she thinks you’re to be treated like the houseboy she’s used to. Fuck all that noise.

          • AlbertInTucson

            Mine’s father was the kind of functional alcoholic that inspires scary movies of the week. She has always appreciated me for being everything he was not. Also, I made her laugh.

            The most amazing thing is, that she did not repeat the cycle of abuse that so many women raised by idiot fathers do by tending to gravitate to boyfriends/husbands to behave like their idiot fathers did.

          • MB30SD

            Good for her al… and you.

          • give your son a fish, he’ll eat for a day. teach your son to mustache, he’ll eat for the rest of his life.

          • MB30SD

            Hahahaha… he’s got a while to go mosestaches

          • I like women with daddy issues. God bless them all. They become strippers, masseuse, escorts…they also have can put up with crazy guys, like me.

            Now, if I ever decided to marry, I’ll take a trip to Latin America or something lol

          • AlbertInTucson

            I was 28, she was 26 and she’s still the one.

          • CanadaBear

            2 of my 3 sisters have been married to their husbands since they graduated from university. Everyone that only marries once for life and is still in love at the end are the really lucky ones. My hats off to you Al. I know this isn’t exactly a newsflash but going through a divorce sucks moose wang.

          • AlbertInTucson

            Thanks, Canada. I can’t even imagine going thru the “Big”. Mom & Dad did 57 years+ before the Big C finally got him and they were STILL the life of any party they ever went to.

          • MB30SD

            Lucky man… or you just don’t mind getting your balls crushed. Haha

          • AlbertInTucson

            That would “Yes” to the former and “No, they are both still quite round” to the latter. MB.

          • MB30SD

            Hahahahaha… excellent. Lucky is better than good any day Al. We’ll done

          • Irish Sweetness

            That’s the way to do it!

        • Irish Sweetness

          Dude, you got married at 24/25 ??

          • MB30SD

            no, together at 25, married at 32.

          • Irish Sweetness

            The seven year itch!

          • MB30SD

            Nah. She freaked out when we had kids. Didn’t want to let me be a dad. Weird.

            Would have loved if it could have worked. I’m a family/one woman guy at heart

  • Shady

    Factory of sadness not so sad today.

    • MB30SD

      that’s all you got? No info? No link?

      SMH

      • MB30SD

        Oh, you mean Labron? That ain’t gonna help those tools come sept yo. They still gonna be the factory.

        • John ‘GP’ Nada

          THey got Johnny Football and LaBran.

          • MB30SD

            fuck miracle whippe

          • John ‘GP’ Nada

            fuck miracle whippe and fuck Ohio.

          • MB30SD

            Jericho!!!!!

    • johnnywad

      Its hard to comprehend a person with every option on the table, deciding to live in greater Cleveland. The guy could live anywhere he wants, play for any team he’d like to, and he goes to Cleveland. I’ve been to Cleveland. He’s dumb.

      • NewBearInTown

        I think he grew up there. Its home for him. Plus, he can be a popular guy in Miami. He can be king in Cleveland.
        And he can fly to Miami as often as he wants.

        • johnnywad

          Yeah I know. I get all that. But still, its Cleveland.

  • CanadaBear

    Here’s the winner of ESPN/Chicago’s best play in Bears History. Funny how all the greatest stuff never involves a time when things were in B&W. I was at that game. AWESOME!

    http://www.nfl.com/videos/chicago-bears/0ap2000000149544/Walter-Payton-eludes-the-Chiefs-defense

    • John ‘GP’ Nada

      Daaaaaaa Chiefs.

    • hmm. would’ve been better if he scored.

      raymont harris would’ve scored.

      • CanadaBear

        Good One! Gotta love the internet.

  • John ‘GP’ Nada

    “…actually, we were thinking maybe 2054. 2054 might be a good year. We’re pretty sure he won’t try and mount a comeback by then, and by then people will be ready to cheer for him.”

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/packers/2014/07/11/brett-favre-jersey-4-retirement/12528975/

    • CanadaBear

      I know Favre is a tool and he brought it all on himself but the Cheese fans that would boo seem short sighted. He did win a SB for them.

      • that’s why brad johnson gets a hero’s welcome anytime he sets foot in the sunshine state.

  • Irish Sweetness
    • John ‘GP’ Nada

      What is with that shoot americans line?

      Jesus, even Belgians hate us now.

  • John ‘GP’ Nada

    Reposting the Vikes letter because it’s got the LULZ


    Our mascot is my Benjamin Franklin meets Ted Nugent looking former high school guidance counselor, and he quit because the strain of blowing on a Norse trombone and wearing dead animals while riding a motorcycle meant he couldn’t write letters of recommendation for coked-out high school seniors. Our mascot is what could best be described as what John Candy would look like if his heart didn’t explode. Our quarterback has two Masters degrees but can only stare at one receiver for half a millisecond before he either throws the ball straight up into the air or trips over Phil Loadholt’s feet/tits. We have the best football player on the planet, but the only reason he shits on every other player in the league is because his bigoted, superhuman legs run like a gay marriage is taking place behind him. Our current stadium looks like a frozen Marie Calendar’s pot pie, and our future stadium looks like an anvil (which is appropriate because we’ve been chasing success like Wile E. Coyote chases the Roadrunner). It doesn’t matter though; our new stadium won’t get built because our owner is a sleazy racketeer who’ll have to sell the team in 18 months before they ever break ground, and I’ll be writing you in five years about how much the Los Angeles Vikings suck. Oh, and this franchise can’t even have a fuck party without it all going to shit. We just gave a guy who was found guilty of racketeering charges in a botched real estate deal $498 million dollars to build a stadium that looks like the Jawa Sandcrawler.This is an organization that, after watching film, conducting interviews and running individual workouts, decided to draft Christian Ponder 12th overall. I was at a bar in Chicago watching the draft unfold with a friend from Cleveland. When the selection was made, I sat in silence with my mouth agape. All my Cleveland buddy could say was, “Sorry, man.”

    If being pitied by a Browns fan weren’t bad enough, the next table was full of blowhard Bear wangs who were having a grand time laughing at the pick. I didn’t stand up for my team and felt a little like Judas for the betrayal. But screw that. At least Judas got 30 silver coins out of the deal. All I’ve gotten from the Vikes is 42 years of misery and a closet full of purple and gold clothing that’s too garish for Don Magic Juan.

    And fuck Gary Anderson.

    • CanadaBear

      That sounds like me back in the day, when we really sucked ass.

    • NewBearInTown

      Wouldn’t be surprised if they finish ahead of the Lions. Lions are a Calvin Johnson injury from being the worst team in the league. I think the Vikings got a really talented coach who will make the most of that defense. Neither team is a serious threat, but I think the Vikings will be much more put together this year than people think.

  • MB30SD
    • John ‘GP’ Nada

      14
      12
      8 – winner
      3

      • MB30SD

        26
        21 – Think I gotta go with this one as my winner
        16 (1,2, & 4)
        14
        13
        4

        …it’s good. We’d never fight over a chick.

        • Irish Sweetness

          The blondes are all yours,mate.

          • MB30SD

            I know

    • Irish Sweetness

      Cover girl (11), 30 (the chick), 14, 3 (winner), 1.

      Big boo boo to the Belgian chick for shooting such a beautiful animal so that she could post it on FB. Donkey punch for that.

      • MB30SD

        I’m ok with that mate. It’s a buck… billion of them out there and that specific one tastes. .. FABULOUS.

        it’s no different than the cow you eat every day. Lions elephants leopards etc… that’s another story

        • bearsfantillend

          that animal she shot is a gemsbok antelope. not quite a billion of them out there, only 300k+ left which is less than the estimated population of the african elephant.

          i bet it tasted FABULOUS.

          • MB30SD

            Yes, I know what it is. They are farmed, just like cows. You probably did a quick wikipedia look up which got you this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gemsbok. roughly 400k individuals in SA… but the kalahari in SA isn’t their only stronghold. they are also found in central and northern africa. They are numerous in a few eastern african countries from the northern on down. There are plenty of them in africa and some sub populations in the middle east as well. They are not a rare animal by any stretch of the imagination. (Btw, care to pronounce the name for me. Hee hee)

            I get a life is a life and all that, but they’re basically big deer that have zero problem reproducing, and do so very very well in farms/zoos/protected areas. They are food.

            Elephants, lions, leopards, etc… aren’t traditional food sources and are hunted JUST for sport. That I have an issue with. Besides the fact that those animals are all endangered.

            That all said, its meat is offered in pretty much every store (as biltong) and restaurant (as steaks, ribs, shanks, etc… etc…) in SA. It’s basically a pretty cow. Again, I’m ok with this as long as she didn’t just take the pic, cut off the head, then leave the rest to rot.

          • bearsfantillend

            nope looked it up on http://www.iucnredlist.org/details/full/15573/0

            just pointing out they are not as numerous as you made them out to be. kill everything that moves for all i care.

  • MB30SD
  • MB30SD

    whoa man… fucking gnarly.

    People are crazy… fuckng crazy. You want to own a big fucking ape?! WTF?!?! Get a fucking cat.

    http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/bestoftv/2014/07/11/sot-charla-nash-chimp-attack-presser.cnn.html

    • Irish Sweetness

      Oh good lord that poor woman. Ripped off her face, hands, she contracts a disease that takes her eyes. That’s FUBAR. Grand FUBAR.

  • Cormonster

    Not sure what genre it is, but the Cure’s Disintegration is one of the best albums of the late 80’s.

    • Sure is Corm. You surprise me. Never thought you listened to a Cure album. The very first line of the first Cure album might very well be the best line of firsts.

      Also, side note, “Killing an Arab” is about Camus’ “The Stranger” – philistines!

      • Irish Sweetness

        I’ll bet Smith pronounced the ‘S’ in Camus.

        {IRISH! STOPPIT!}

        Well … I bet he DID !

        • Cormonster

          I rarely listen to metal now. My tastes have changed. Still love Maiden and Ozzy. Still listen to System of a Down and Tool and A Perfect Circle once in a while. BTW, I liked that Cure album way back in my metal days.

        • AlbertInTucson

          The “S” is silent. Like in Potato.

    • Irish Sweetness

      (winces)

      Cor, I thought we were …..

      (stares out the window searching for the right words, but there are none. Puts his hand on Cor’s shoulder, without looking at him he whispers …)

      Leave your metal-card with the quartermaster and depart this very night.

      (As tears well up. he leaves a tube of Max Factor mascara on the table)

      Take this …. and go now before the other metal-heads arrive ….

      Cor: I’M NOT A FAG!

      SHHSSH! GO NOW !

      ( …. a chorus approaching … OH-EE-OH ..OH-EEEEEEEEE-OH …)

      It’s the wicked witch’s Metalli-fans ! Quickly, go now or they’ll slice your balls off and shove ’em up yer arse!

      (Cor leaves, clutching his man-bag and weeping uncontrollably as a Maroon 5 CD spills out onto the floor causing Irish to facepalm and turn away …. he weeps for his banished brother as he plays Ecstacy of Gold on the stereo … for years they had ridden with the Metal Militia …. cocks to the wind … balls to the wall ….. a bottle of Jack in each hand, marching towards oblivion …… but all that time …. Cor had been wanting to put jizz in his hair and lipstick on his face just like Robert Smith ….. NTTAWWT)

      • MB30SD

        Baaaahahhahahahahaha

        • Irish Sweetness

          Oh God … Morrissey ….. don’t …….

          • MB30SD

            I’m dyyyyyyyiiiiingggggggg…

            How can you be a music guy and not like the smiths?!? Smh

      • johnnywad

        Priceless Irish

  • MB30SD

    DaBearsBlog @dabearsblog
    If you bring your baby to a bar and the baby screams, leave the fucking bar. Its a baby. Take it home.

    Agree. my buddy and I always make fun of people who bring babies/young kids to bars. WTF would you expose your kids to that for at an early age? SMH.

    • bearsfantillend

      i don’t see a big problem with kids being there, as long as they are behaved. i grew up in a bar, my Grandpa owned it. Heck i served beer when i when i was 5 yrs old. I do agree that the kids shouldn’t be there till all hours of the night, and if they are crying or causing problems then they should be taken home or elsewhere until they calm down.

      • MB30SD

        yeah, I really meant like 8PM on… just nothing really good going on at that point. I get the ‘TGI Fridays’ kind of place where it’s bar/restaurant and it’s more restaurant WITH a bar. I’m talking about places that are basically bars that serve food. That is no place for kids.

      • AlbertInTucson

        Sorry, but I don’t think I should have to watch my language in a bar when I exlapin the deficiencies of an Ed Hochuli because someone brought their kids along.

        • MB30SD

          Yep

        • bearsfantillend

          you shouldn’t have to or be expected to watch your language. Thats like going to a strip club and then being pissed there are naked women, it is just stupid. if the parents are ok with bringing their children into the bar environment then it is on them to deal with the issues that would arise.

          Heres an idea, how about a parent actually parenting and explaining to their children right and wrong, and there is a time and place for everything, what can be said in a bar can’t be said in church, school, home, or in the rest of public.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Blogfather tweet: “If you bring your baby to a bar and the baby screams, leave the fucking bar. Its a baby. Take it home.”

    DON’T get me started.

    Well, now it’s too late. I’m started.

    If you take you baby to a bar / restaurant / store, etc. and it starts to fuss, leave the premisis until said fussing stops.

    Same goes for your toddlers who don’t understand how to behave in public (It’s a restaurant, not a playground!). Feel free to let your child inconvenience and annoy YOU instead of everybody around you.

    Dontcha LOVE the folks who are so used to their bratty ankle-biters that they have become blind & deaf to their kids’ unacceptable public behavior?

    And yes, we raised a child. When she was an infant we didn’t just sit their while she fussed. We took her outside until it passed or we took her home. When she was older she knew the difference between “restaurant” and “playground,. I sure knew better than to make a fuss in a restaurant when MY parent took us out to eat.

    And guess what? Restauranteurs will NOT say a word to the offenders.

    These parents, BTW, are the same people who, realizing they should have gotten into the left turn lane will BLOCK the travel lane they are in and inconveninces 4, 5 or lord knows how many drivers behind them rather than inconvenience THEMSELVES by just making a detour. They’ll also risk life and limb cutting across 3 lanes on the highway to get off at their exit they were about to miss.

    Grr!

    • NewBearInTown

      So here’s my thing. I have three little ones. A nice restaurant is a place people go for quiet, and a crying baby is not appropriate. A “family style” pizza shop is loud anyway and there are frequently kids there. Likewise a place like McDonalds. If you’re annoyed that there’s a crying baby disturbing your date at McDonalds, realize that you’re having a date at McDonalds and move on.
      Supermarkets are also tricky. My wife can’t always rely on me to be home so she can shop (or vice versa). If she’s stuck, she takes the baby. A supermarket is a loud place – people need to understand that young parents need to shop too.
      I feel especially bad for young single Moms with no money for child care and nobody to watch the baby. They’re exhausted, they’re stressed, they just want to buy some food, and they’re getting dirty looks as they walk through the store.

      • AlbertInTucson

        Fair points, NewBear. No question. If you’re upset because of noisy kids in McDonald’s, etc. that’s on YOU.

        Still, the wife and I frequent a lot of “Family Style” restaurants (Cracker Barrel, Sweet Tomatoes/Soup Plantation) and I don’t care WHAT the brand is, YOUR kid should not be running up and down the aisles forcing servers and patrons to avoid colliding with them. Those are the same “parents” or more accurately, “keepers” who would immediately call out the lawyers if their kid crashed into a server carrying a tray full of hot food or beverages that got dumped on the little monster.

        • CanadaBear

          Up here they are pretty strict about under age in the lounge area of restaurants. Usually the lounge is completely separate. We always go to the lounge.

        • NewBearInTown

          There is a difference between a crying child and a child running up and down the aisles. One is the a kid being a kid, the other is a kid being bad. Parents are supposed to make their kids be good kids.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Qucik Quiz: When should you bring your baby to a bar?

    A) Never.

    B) Never, ever.

    C) Never, never, ever, ever.

    D) All of the above.

    PS: You had a BABY, morons! Your lifestyle changed FOREVER!

    As the great philosopher, Keanu Reeves, as “Tod” from PARENTHOOD said:

    “You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car – hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they’ll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.”

    OR a mother for that matter.

  • johnnywad

    Found him. I know I’m surprised.

    http://www.cnn.com/2014/07/12/world/americ
    as/missing-american-mexico/index.html?c=homepage-t

    • MB30SD

      Your link dun brokes

      • johnnywad
        • MB30SD

          that poor mom.

          Yeah, dude should NOT have been there maings. You don’t drive a fucking motorcycle down to Zihuat, you fly into the resort and stay there.

          Surfed down in Troncones almost every year for a good 5-6 years, then this happend in the very same spots I’ve surfed multiple times: http://seattletimes.com/html/travel/2004443642_webmexicosharkattacks28.html

          That place is a total danger zone in or out of the water maings. No thanks.

          • johnnywad

            That’s my beef with the “adventure travel” types. His mother will never recover. Somebody chips your tooth shovinga pistol in your mouth on one of your “vacations”, it’s time to reconsider some things. Not find another, more dangerous trip.

            And fuck sharks. I have a hard time even getting in the ocean.

          • MB30SD

            yep. there’s a difference between ‘adventure travel’ (eg. http://www.shearwatervictoriafalls.com/) and what he was doing. Just risky and dumb.

            I’m with you maings. Fuck em right in their sharp pointy teeth.

          • Irish Sweetness

            Ah Zihuatenejo …. we know that from the movies because it’s where ….. ?

            I agree with the last line. The sea is the shark’s house … and the jellyfish’s house … and all those things I don’t want around me. Don’t go in their house unless you want to play by their rules.

            Like Johnny says, fuck sharks.

          • AlbertInTucson

            Where The Shawshank Redemption ends.

          • MB30SD

            Yeah, fuck ’em… ok, I’m going surfing now. Byeeee

  • MB30SD

    check out the Robben ‘flop’ pinata

    https://twitter.com/ShiWantsTheC/status/487643417787498498/photo/1

    Hahahahaha… you craaazy messicans.

  • CanadaBear
    • johnnywad

      Trib always wants money from me when I click on one of these links

      • CanadaBear

        Go to the football section of the Trib. Go to the twitter feeds and all the articles are linked there with no paywall.

  • johnnywad

    So Anthony and James hit the market and the Bulls come away with Pao Gasol. Nice. I wonder if it has anything to do with Rose being strange.

    • AlbertInTucson

      Derrick Rose. What’s the over/uder on games he plays before his next injury? Makes me glad a stopped being an NBA fan decades ago.

      • NewBearInTown

        I’m surprised people think the Bulls are such an attractive destination for free agents. The team is built around a guy who hasn’t played meaningful minutes in two years. The team has too much money and hope tied up in a guy that might not play. They’d have been better off signing nobody for a year and seeing if Rose was healthy first.

    • same thing happened in 2010. LeBron, Wade, and Bosh all signed elsewhere and the Bulls got Boozer. At least they didn’t give Gasol $15M+ a year.

  • Super strudel.

    It was a toight game. I felt ARG had better shots overall, just couldn’t quite get it in (that’s what she said!)
    There were also some possible red cards that didn’t get called either, esp the one with the German goalie.

  • SC Dave

    Fucking awesome finish to the greatest sporting event in the world!!

    • SC Dave

      I mean, ” hands down”, the greatest…

    • AlbertInTucson

      Glad it didn’t come down to PKs.

  • Peanut FTW

    Great game, in the end it look like the wheels started to come off the Argentinian side in the extra time. Germany looked decided in their ability to just control the ball for the duration. The goal was a thing of beauty, I still think Netherlands is the 2nd best team and the beyond the semis, it should never be allowed to go to PK but c’est la vie.

  • Peanut FTW

    For the soccer nuts… At 20 mins when Kroos ill advised header put it right to Higuan, shouldn’t that have been offsides? Germany hadn’t controlled the ball and had just ‘touched’ the ball and it landed at the feet of a player in an offside position. I mean it didn’t get called by official FIFA refs so I must be way wrong but I remember seeing a game where the kick bounced off a defenders leg and went to an offensive player and that was called offside.

  • NewBearInTown

    http://en.chessbase.com/post/chessbase-puzzles-different-opinions

    For the chess players on the blog (you know who you are). A really interesting puzzle, now with the solution posted.

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