There were two men who played one position.
They prepared for a great “competition”.
The fight wasn’t fair,
Ten hadn’t a prayer,
‘Cuz Nine didn’t need an audition.
For those of you who don’t know, Nick Foles is rumored to have a particularly large phallus. You can read about the lore by CLICKING HERE.
I always like the Chicago Bears…
…and I like this moment for this team. This game is the litmus test. This game will tell us whether to be content with taking the first big step and making the postseason or whether the 2018 Bears are capable of challenging the best teams in football for a Super Bowl title. Any result is an interesting one.
There now lives a monster at tackle
Who moves with the burst of a jackal
He’ll rip up your guard
Leave him battered and scarred
Then cover the QB in Spackle™
Tomorrow: More Analysis & Prediction!