There once was a coach called Eberflus.
Whose neck was well in the coaching noose.
Some wins were the suture,
He drafted his future,
And now Matt is rockin’ like Bruce.
Sometimes a Tweet deserves its own post, and it also helps me save the Tweet for posterity. This is just the coolest perspective of the victory celebration.
Sea Monster of the Midway! pic.twitter.com/aG1b0DebrD
— Brian Hurley (@brianrhurley) September 13, 2022
For those of you who don’t know, Nick Foles is rumored to have a particularly large phallus. You can read about the lore by CLICKING HERE.