For those of you who don’t know, Nick Foles is rumored to have a particularly large phallus. You can read about the lore by CLICKING HERE.

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An Irishman Reflects Upon Nick Foles

‘Dere once was a quarterback fella

‘Twas rumored to drop an umbrella

His pecker hangs low,

But his play is so-so,

“Hey Paddy, please start me a Stella.”