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Three Off-Season Haikus for the Chicago Bears

| February 19th, 2020


“The Quarterback Questions”

Do we trust in Mitch?

Is that even possible?

How much will Carr cost?


“A Healthy Rush”

If ninety-six plays,

The pass rush will regain health.

Just add one more piece.


“Pace”

This year will brand Pace,

defining his Bears tenure.

The year has begun.

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Week 17: Three Game Haikus

| December 26th, 2019

So we reach the end

of another sad campaign.

Get thee to a pub!


Who shall bear the blame?

Trubisky? Nagy? The line?

It don’t matter now.


Where once sat Club Dub,

Now is an abandoned lot.

Will the lights return?

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