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Haiku Monday!

| December 9th, 2024


It’s not yet winter.

A season lies in ruins.

Dark before the dawn.


Note: This is the final week of my semester, and thus time will be a precious commodity. Since the Bears are delivering much of an effort on game days, I’m moving to haikus until this week’s game preview on Thursday.

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There’s Nothing to be Angry About.

| October 29th, 2024

They want me angry.

Filled with the same rage as them.

But it’s just football.


As I stood in Northwest Stadium, coming to the realization that the Bears had allowed an unthinkable Hail Maryland and lost a game they had no business winning in the first place, I wasn’t angry. Was I disappointed? Of course. I don’t think I need to use this space to present my credentials as a Bears fan. That resume has been thoroughly vetted. I wasn’t angry because football doesn’t make me angry anymore. And quite frankly, if it’s capable of making you angry, you shouldn’t watch it.

I’m 42 years old. I got a theater company with a thriving education program. I got a new play and musical I think are going to be really interesting when we get them on stage. I have a great relationship, amazing friends, two cool cats, an incredible community and yes, this website, which has endured since 2005 and given me more than I could have ever imagined. Oh, and I am also pursuing a PhD that is about as rigorous as one could imagine, swallowing up every available minute of my time. I don’t share all of this to brag about my life. (Although it is pretty good, aside from a wonky back the last month.) I share all of this to say that IS my life. Those things are me. If I’m going to get angry it’s going to be in support of those endeavors and for those people.

The Bears aren’t me. And quite frankly, I’m thrilled about that.

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Three London Football Haikus

| October 9th, 2024


His name is Trevor.

Seems a very British name.

Well, ‘allo Trevor!


Along Edgware Road,

Montez mangias on shawarma. 

Both white and red sauce.

(Note: Shawarma can be a three-syllable word, but I have never used more than two, so it’s writing in my colloquial.)


A bear in London,

is no werewolf of London.

Still, be wary, Jim.

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2024 Bears Season Prediction Haikus

| August 30th, 2024


Labor Day weekend.

Accepted end of summer.

But dawn of football.

Ready be hurt,

and squander my emotions,

I choose to believe.

Division eludes,

but the victories do not.

Eleven of them.


Join Robert and I for our Twitter Spaces Season Preview.

Saturday August 31st.

1 PM ET.

We’re taking your questions!

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