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It’s Almost Over: A Short Play for the 2024 Chicago Bears Season

| December 30th, 2024


A gothic church. A confessional. A priest sits back to the wall. A man kneels in prayer. A wall divides them.

Priest: What sins have you to confess, my son?

Man: I believed, father.

Priest: Believing is not a sin.

Man: It should be.

Priest: What did you believe?

Man: I believed 2024 would be different, father. I believed this year would look different than other years.

Priest: Did it not?

Man: It did not.

Priest: Do you regret your belief?

Man: How can I?

Priest: Then why do you confess it as sin?

Man: What else can I do? What is the purpose of this all if we don’t succumb to the belief that year ahead will be different, will be better, than the year just experienced?

Priest: Is the belief based upon tangible changes you’ve witnessed or mere faith?

Man: This year, it was based on tangible developments. I saw things, positive things. There was a logical mental progression made. There was reason, father, real reason to believe.

Priest: Do you feel duped?

Man: I do.

Priest: Are you disappointed?

Man: Profoundly.

Priest: Disappointment can only be felt when one allows themselves to have expectations. And expectations come with an emotional commitment to a better world. You hope for a better world.

Man: Yes. A better world.

Priest: But expectations must also be managed. Like a delicatessen or football team must be managed.

Man: I know.

Priest: Are you capable of managing your expectations?

Man: I don’t know.

Priest: What do you perceive as your primary obstacle?

Man: Joy.

Priest: How so?

Man: What is the point of getting up each day, each Monday, each Thursday, each Sunday, and engaging with a world if that engagement brings you no joy? The joy is in the belief that things will be better. As soon as I relinquish that, I relinquish everything.

Priest: So, you’ll continue to believe. And my son, perhaps 2025 will be better than 2024.

Man: Do you really think so, father?

Priest: I believe.

Man: Amen.

Priest: Say one Hail Mary, and you will be absolved.

Man: The fucking Hail Mary…

End.

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