Three Possible New Names for the Washington Redskins

| June 20th, 2014


I am heading to Baltimore this weekend for a Crab and Beer Festival so I figured I’d have some “fun” with my Friday column.

Washington Monuments

Phallic and delightful, the Washington Monuments helmets could immediately become the most interesting in the NFL.


D.C. Comics

City listed? Check. But I’m not putting Superman on my helmet. My helmet looks like this:


Washington Watergate

What more symbolizes the degenerate, paranoid, shifty culture of Washington D.C. than the Watergate Hotel? And the helmets could rotate burglars (collect em all!).



While I am drinking and eating crabs, I want you to submit yours below. Silly, please. Nothing realistic.

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  • MichiganBearFan

    Washington Anuses

    • Irish Sweetness

      The Washington Hemorrhoids ? They’ve been arse-grapes on the backside of the Bears for a long time…. since we beat them 73-0.

  • Shady

    What the fuck is this, Bleacher Report? SMFH

    • Irish Sweetness

      Sshhssshh! It’s virgin snow comment space.

      • Bear Down in Tampa

        And I’m gonna urinate all over it with my insightful banter!

        • Irish Sweetness

          Let’s go Costa Rica. They can win.

          • Bear Down in Tampa

            They are making Italy look foolish right now.

  • Irish Sweetness

    We go the other way ….

    The Washington Negroes
    Washington Niggaz
    Washington Spear Chuckers

    …. etc.

    For the Arena league we could go

    The Washington 911
    Washington S.W.A.T.
    The Washington DOAs

  • John ‘GP’ Nada
    • Irish Sweetness

      They changed the name of Agatha Christie’s ‘Ten little niggers’ to ‘Ten little Indians’ a long time ago. Maybe it’s about time football caught up.

      • Trac

        Caustic rhetoric Irish. The native Indians committed some pretty shocking atrocities themselves Irish. I’ll stand by my “pigskin” name suggestion but I think this whole name change thing is pure silliness and political shenanigans. .

  • Bear Down in Tampa

    It’s really all about who you offend, if it were the Washington Crackers no one would give a damn. Similarly if it were the Washington Atheists with a picture of Jesus being burned or desecrated in some way, the Patent office wouldn’t snatch their Trademark with no written notice and stupid liberal politicians like Harry Reid wouldn’t go on grandstanding about the issue while they ignore the real problems their constituents face.

    I for one don’t care about the name, change it or don’t. When was the last time you called someone a Redskin? Similarly if they want to start a team on the reservation called the pale faces, then by all means go ahead. This is America, if you’re going to sanction hate speech then sanction all of it not pick and choose based off of your agenda.

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