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Three Possible New Names for the Washington Redskins

| June 20th, 2014

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I am heading to Baltimore this weekend for a Crab and Beer Festival so I figured I’d have some “fun” with my Friday column.

Washington Monuments

Phallic and delightful, the Washington Monuments helmets could immediately become the most interesting in the NFL.

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D.C. Comics

City listed? Check. But I’m not putting Superman on my helmet. My helmet looks like this:

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Washington Watergate

What more symbolizes the degenerate, paranoid, shifty culture of Washington D.C. than the Watergate Hotel? And the helmets could rotate burglars (collect em all!).

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While I am drinking and eating crabs, I want you to submit yours below. Silly, please. Nothing realistic.

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