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Audibles From the Long Snapper

| June 29th, 2010

Cedric Benson Arrested
Reports are now circulating regarding Cedric Benson’s arrest at a Texas bar on May 30th.  Benson has always been and will always be a head case and a moron – a lethal combination in the world of professional sports.  The Bears did not cut the cord because they believed he was unable to run the football effectively.  They cut the cord because they grew weary of this kind of shit.  The Bengals seems to have a much higher tolerance.  (By the way, Chicago sportswriters.  This is when you take back everything you said regarding Benson’s improved character all season.)

All Set in the Secondary?

Is there a more frightening quote from someone in professional sports than this:

“We like what we have right now,” Smith said of his depth chart at
cornerback.

You know who else likes it?  Aaron Rodgers, Brett Favre, Matt Stafford…

Shoutin Out to Woodwork in Brooklyn, NY
Here’s a video from where the Reverend and I have watched this World Cup go by.  You can spot us if you look closely.