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Wildcard Sunday Open Thread

| January 8th, 2017

Miami +10 over PITTSBURGH

28-13 Steelers late. Matt Moore brings the Dolphins down the field for a solid backdoor cover.

Steelers 28, Dolphins 20

New York +4.5 over GREEN BAY

Three reasons:

  • Green Bay’s win out has been wildly overrated. They are a few weeks removed from blowing a 17 point lead to Matt Barkley. Packers are here because the NFC North was an unmitigated disaster in 2016.
  • Not sure people realize how good this Giants secondary is. There’s not a pass catching threat on the Pack that will give them problems, as long as they don’t allow Rodgers to run around and buy time.
  • It’s the tournament. You’ve seen what Eli does in these games, right?

Giants 17, Packers 13

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  • Big Mike

    Good morning ladies.

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      There ain’t no ladies on da blog. Trust me on this.

      • Big Mike

        Pretty sure you’re right

        • MB30SD

          Dafuq you two talking about… I’m wearing a Fucking dress next weekend!

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            Hahaha. And you ma’am, ain’t no lady!

          • Waffle

            i know right? Let’s not assign stereotypes but if you’re putting on a skin tight chargers miniskirt, waxing your asshole in anticipation of being grazed and are excited to get blasted on cucumber vodka spritzers you are definitely exhibiting signs of being a lady

          • MB30SD

            I’m in!!

  • Johnnywad

    MB the Browns just fired their DC and picked up your boy Gregg Williams. Two things……it’s gonna be interesting to watch an already undisciplined team roll with a head hunter like Williams. It’s going to get ugly out there. And two, my immediate gut reaction was “Oh shit, the Bears are going to go out and grab Ray Horton.” But then I remembered Emery is gone and I needn’t be afraid anymore.

    • MB30SD

      Well done.

      Btw, interesting like two freight trains hauling dumpsters all caught on fire then smash into each other at full speed.

      It’s the browns!

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      The Browns organization is what Obama referred to as a “shovel ready project”. What else is new?

  • Johnnywad

    Screw the points. Giants win this straight up.

    • Waffle

      no fucking way…..but just in case you are right I signed up my wife for bovada, got the 50.00 referral bonus, put it on the insane Dolphins money line and hedged EVERY SINGLE one of my bets today. It’s that crazy of a payout. Thanks Vegas!

      #alwayshedge

      • Johnnywad

        +200 from what I could see. That’s pretty goddam juicy for an Eli Manning playoff team in GB with a real defense in the WC round.

        The media fellating of Aaron Rodgers is going to cost a lot of people good money today.

        My .02 from the very secure position of zero dollars in play.

        • Waffle

          i put a few bucks from a last minute additional bet yesterday on the Giants moneyline today and then the referral bonus on the Dolphins money line. In case shit goes sideways i almost lose no money today.

          • Johnnywad

            I’ve done the very same thing a hundred times over at the horse track. Reach for the big payout but cover your ass. Better to grind out a roll than go home with empty pockets.

          • MB30SD

            Imma go grind out a roll in a few here!

            Speaking of, I bought my kids this for fun, you guys should check it out… Oh, does it work, yeah but it’s messy. More of a novelty.

            http://www.getrollie.com

          • Waffle

            MB, my almost 7yr old girl wants the computer that you construct yourself. I almost screamed fuck yeah. She’s gonna be a baller. She informed me that after losing her tooth she received 2.00 from the tooth fairy to add to her “account”.

          • MB30SD

            Nice! Mine’s 7 too maings. Isn’t a daughter the best thing in the world.

            $2?!? Are you sure you’re not the Jewish one? Cheap ass mofo

          • Waffle

            haha, i didn’t want to set a precedent that would escalate too quickly.

            Plus you know everything is more expensive in SD. Tooth Fairy flying around with wings designed by Kanye and a Birka Bag for the cash. Big Livin.

          • MB30SD

            Yup big pimpin!

            My kids get a fiver… And put it into their bank savings account s I opened for them. Saving saving saving

          • Waffle

            lol, i’ve brainwashed her a bit but if anyone asked her how much of every dollar gets saved the answer is always, “half”!!!!!

          • MB30SD

            Good stuff

          • Waffle

            correct.

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            Go big!

          • Waffle

            nope, never do anything so much that you are forced to stop doing it.

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            That’s a big idea.

        • MB30SD

          Yeeeeeessss

  • Waffle

    NY Post article about Eli beating GB conveniently disregards that the Giants, with their D line in 08 and 12 could have had a cat play QB and they could have beaten half of the QB’s in the league.

    GB takes this one by at least 7pts.

    • Johnnywad

      I hope you’re right so you win money, but my gut tells me the gravy train stops today.

      • Waffle

        that’s why the Giants scare me. Eli is such a fucking mope…..but then he’ll throw a deep out that makes you shake you head in amazement followed by a 50yd ODB crossing route TD.

        • MB30SD

          I hate you for wanting those cunts to win just for money… Selfish and inconsiderate.

          • Waffle

            haha, it’s just a wildcard. They’ll get smoked by whoever they play next. Daddy needs his 911 and i’m not using taxable income to buy it.

          • MB30SD

            PS4… We’re getting the band back together

          • Waffle

            haha, hell naw. After Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and 3 tracked how many hours (days) that i played a few years ago i realized i could have gotten a graduate degree in finance and it freaked me out.
            I quit right then and there.

          • MB30SD

            Hahaha fair enough.

            (And peeked at how many times I killed your ass in that African alley)

          • Waffle

            haha, i loved that fucking game.

          • MB30SD

            The new ones aren’t as good. Not as raw and racist/exploitive. Too PC now.

            We don’t play nearly as much.

          • Waffle

            the fact that some of those Favela dudes are running around with mirrored aviator sunglasses couldn’t be more awesome.

            like little african dictators. (i know, not the same country)

          • MB30SD

            In 1987 NBA championship tank tops

          • Waffle

            i think i saw a guy with an RPG wearing a skin tight Dan Majerle olympic basketball jersey

          • MB30SD

            You def did

          • MB30SD

            When they saw you coming the pretty sure the bots on that map would hide behind something and the just stick their AKs above their heads or around a corner with one hand and shoot in your general direction

          • Rack ’em (GP)
          • Rack ’em (GP)

            klan achievement!

            http://tinyurl.com/jum9tec

          • MB30SD

            That escalated quickly

          • Rack ’em (GP)

            Gerry said I could get a suitcase full of $100 bills if that’s what I wanted!

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4Dz52i7UbY

          • Waffle

            haha, how the fuck did you find that?

          • Rack ’em (GP)

            i searched for “real life Saul Goodman”

          • MB30SD

            Perfect

          • MB30SD

            No fucking cash?!?!?

            Also clicked on the top next suggested vid: https://youtu.be/6ppectFjbkg

            How do I not have the selfie toaster yet, how?!?

          • Rack ’em (GP)

            You could use it to imprint images of all your swipe right ladies!

          • MB30SD

            Ohhhhhhh… Titties and viginas on my toast erra morning!!!

            If only I et toast

          • Waffle

            i found a recipe for cauliflower toast that i was going to send you. I know bread is the devil but is replacing it with a patty made with mashed cauliflower, cream, salt and butter, then fried to a crisp a step forward?
            Apparently, according to the videos creator…..yup.

          • MB30SD

            Cream and butter will destroy the nasal passages of anyone within 100 yards of my asshole. And fried?!?

            Come on man!!

            There is a restaurant near me that does a baked cauliflower steak and it’s pretty amazing.

          • Waffle

            dinner last night at Waffle’s house was pork tenderloin (al pastor) tacos (corn tortillas to be sure) with fresh salsa verde, onion and cilantro, black beans and a little bit of El Jimador to wash it down.

          • MB30SD

            Black beans are a fucking abomination. They’re something native Americans made up in New Mexico.

            That shit don’t exist in real Mexico mano. I forgive you, you live in Chicago.

            I drove by a tortillaria about 5 miles north of the boarder the other day… Smelled like food sex.

          • Waffle

            I do Pinto when it’s my choice. I’m a pinto guy…..with enough jalapeno to cure AIDS.

          • MB30SD

            Good man

          • CanadaBear

            Either way, I love black beans. Esp in salads.

          • MB30SD

            I actually do too… I’m just keeping up the skit

          • willbest

            Did you really just say one group of American Indians was more authentic than another group of American Indians?

          • MB30SD

            Nope, I said it was probably one tribe who liked them… Which I feel badly for cause they’re not real beans

        • MB30SD

          Look up putz in the dictionary and there’s a pic of goofy ass eli

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      What? Green Bay takes it up the ass?

  • MB30SD

    GB is going down in Flames today… Straight up.

    FUCK green bay

  • Sauron’s right eyeball

    Place your bets! Hurra hurra hurra! Upon further review, the Packers suck!

    That is all!

    • MB30SD

      You forgot the “still”.

      Isn’t what their dipshit fans always say about us

      • Sauron’s right eyeball

        Eye tend to try not state the obvious.

        • Rack ’em (GP)

          Your puns are Egg-sausting. But Egg-Cellent and Egg-splosive!

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9ikADnHZcA

          • MB30SD
          • Rack ’em (GP)

            Ooooh. A rollie!

          • MB30SD

            I haz one… I haz amazingment.

            You should haz one… It’s like watching a mechanical chicken poop an egg log

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            I feel eggcellent in spite of this bullshit cold I have. I prefer to live life sunny side up.

          • MB30SD

            Let’s not mince words here…. Wait… Damnit.

  • Rack ’em (GP)

    Mark Hamill reads Trump tweets as the Joker. Yes, it’s awesome.

    https://audioboom.com/posts/5471405-the-trumpster-quote-1

    • Waffle

      sometimes when i stop working or have a few minutes to myself a thought creeps into my mind that seems surreal.

      Donald Trump is the next president of the USA. That’s fucked up man.

      • Captain Obvious

        It’s only a temporary gig. Given that he’s going to violate his hotel lease and the Constitution as soon as he takes the oath (and who knows how many more problems will come up once he’s actually in office), he’ll be impeached as soon as he pisses off Congress enough… or in 2018, when the Democrats inevitably take back the House after the GOP rides the country into recession and ruin.

        And if you think that last bit is wishful thinking, just take note of the GOP leadership actually going on record saying they’d rather blow the deficit up to $1 trillion than leave Obamacare in place.

        I’ve had two army buddies retire since November. These are guys with cushy senior staff jobs and career arcs that will take them to O6 and maybe higher within another decade. They are seriously concerned that a President Trump will force them to choose between obeying an illegal order or a court-martial. So instead, they muster out and look for high-paying jobs with defense contractors. Because contractors are going to profit bigly under Trump/Pence.

        • Waffle

          I hear you but i’m just really referring to the concept of Trump being president and how we came to this point.
          I’m not worried about the other shit you mentioned. I know it seems valid but there are systems in place that will not allow it to happen the way some fear.

          As long as the system keep the truly bad decisions from coming to fruition more often than not i think it will be status quo with some slight changes and some economic splashes.

          • Captain Obvious

            The system cannot prevent truly bad decisions when the GOP controls Congress. You can’t even make the argument that Trump will avoid disaster because he will delegate decisions to knowledgeable experts. His Cabinet picks are largely completely unqualified and/or hostile to the missions of the agencies they’ll be heading.

            It’s gonna be 2 years of kleptocracy and a painful recession. Trump’s promised government hiring freeze means incompetent/unqualified people being promoted as qualified people leave/retire from civil service. The GOP uses government that doesn’t work well as a justification for cutting government spending — which is why the IRS is so understaffed, and one reason the VA has been a mess for decades. Once Congress passes its stated plans to privatize/voucher-ize the VA, Medicare, Social Security, etc., the shit will really hit the fan.

          • CanadaBear

            They’d better be careful with SS, Medicare and Medicaid. Old people vote and most of them won’t be amused.

          • willbest

            The hot potato. The simple fact of the matter is the “trust fund” is a myth, and what you have is a giant ass math problem that explodes sometime between 2024 and 2028. Trump knows better and wants to do nothing. That is rational because its the next President’s problem not his. Its the path Obama took, probably because it cost GWB all his political capital and he still couldn’t manage to “fix it for all time”

            Anyway, expect to see some combination of the following in the 20’s

            1) The whole system will get means tested, thereby losing political support of the top 30% of the country.

            2) Benefits will get slashed 20-30% in order to fit in the current revenue stream

            3) The benefits age is gets raised skewing it even more in favor for women and against men than it is now

            4) Benefits end at say 95 except for Euthanasia.

            5) Taxes will be increased significantly. Instead of the 15% of earned income every puts into payroll now, it will be around 23%.

          • Waffle

            the silver lining is….in case all of this shit happens…is that it’s temporary. It won’t happen but even if it did, nothing is permanent. So i implore you to, in the meantime, contemplate this:

            http://rumdood.com/2009/10/29/cocktail-recipe-zombie-punch/

            If you don’t have the ingredients go to your local, grocery store, Binny’s or b-21.com and fucking stock up

            Lemon Hart 151 Demarara Rum
            Appleton Estate Signature Blend
            Cruzan Aged Rum (not the white or silver shit from Bacardi)
            John D Taylor Velvet Falernum
            Pernod
            Angostura Bitters
            Real Pomegranate syrup (aka Grenadine and NOT Rose’s)
            Demarara Raw Sugar and some Cinnamon Sticks (for Don’s Mix)
            Limes
            Grapefruit

            Your life will be better, you will be wittier, you will get my wife pregnant more, you will make more money and you may want to move to the Caribbean.

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            There’s one of 2 places you can take your appeal to yonny. The Pope or the Queen. He he.

        • MB30SD

          Oh shit… Here comes will and Dave!

          • Waffle

            lol

        • Johnnywad

          It’s comical to me to read what each “camp” thinks is about to happen after each election. I’m no Trump fan, and I really don’t align myself with a party though I do tend to lean fiscally conservative/socially moderate.

          I can vividly remember the presidencies of Reagan, both Bushes, Clinton and now Obama. Net/net…..they’re all full of shit.

          It’s funny to me that you believe a GOP lead congress is goIng to crash the economy hard enough, and fast enough, to impact the 2018 elections enough to flip congress. I hope that’s hyperbole. You seem like a sharp dude. But that’s just ridiculous.

          From my POV the economy does what it does regardless of who is in office.

          • willbest

            Yellen might. Obama’s toadie has promised the rate hikes she should have done years ago. Of course when ZIRP ends the US has to find an extra 200-300 billion dollars annually to service the debt. But on the plus side the pension bomb will be delayed an extra couple years.

            But that still doesn’t get you through gerrymandering. And quite frankly, if the Dems don’t figure out how win those state houses that they have been neglecting the last decade its going to be 2032 before they have a serious shot at the house.

          • Waffle

            solid post Wad.

        • willbest

          The GOP can’t lose the house before 2022, if you think otherwise you are a partisan zealot

  • Rack ’em (GP)

    Billick just showed a bunch of highlights criticizing Packers defense. Then he said they have improved by showing…just Matt Barkley clips.

    Hahahaha

  • BearDown100393

    Elli is depicted by the Post as a crazed shooter at Lambeau Field.

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      So he does work for the cia?

      • Waffle

        jeez Trac, you sound like a millennial hacked your account.

        • Sauron’s right eyeball

          G-Men? Hellooooo? Bueller…

          • Waffle

            G-men were FBI agents.

            The CIA does shit that no one wants to do and can’t even fathom and most of it we’ll never hear about. And we’ll wake up safer as a result even if it’s messy and has consequences. It’s unfortunate that they are even needed but it’s just the way the world is.

          • MB30SD

            I’m all about all the Bourne type shit. Let’s do this!

          • Waffle

            why do i love Julia Stiles so much? Weird.

          • willbest

            Seems like an odd crush. But I guess she has some acting chops.

          • CanadaBear

            Very weird. I’ve always thought she was a so-so actress and she struck me as a cold fish. Not that I have any evidence to back that up. Different strokes for sure!

          • willbest

            Most of her roles involve her playing a cold fish. But she did the panicky oh shit super human going to kill me damsel bit alright.

            Been watching the Harry Potter movies with the family recently and Emma Watson can’t act. Won the fucking lottery being a cute 10 year old that one did.

          • MB30SD

            A little.

          • Waffle

            she seems like she’d be appreciative and energetic as a result.

          • BearDown100393

            Strong cheeks

          • Huge Bears Penis

            i’m with you on this one Waffle, I don’t understand it either.

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            Same diff. They both work for for the vatican.

  • Big Mike
    • MB30SD

      Yeeees Mike, yeeeeeeesssssss

      • Bender McLugh

        Jamal Adams some day is better than Hooker. I disagree.

        • MB30SD

          Yeah, heeell no!!

          I’ll take a 20 yr olds upside erra day. And Adams is pitched as more of a SS

        • Big Mike

          Hooker’s are sure bets. πŸ™‚

          • MB30SD

            Always… For some things at least

          • Waffle

            MB, you caught that TD a yard outside of the endzone.

          • MB30SD

            No way… Two tippy toes in

          • Waffle

            hmmmm, we’ll have to review it. Mike Carey will fuck up the call.

  • Waffle

    @dabearsblog
    “Raiders won 12 games with their starting QB. They were non competitive without him. “Next man up” is a myth.”
    – Jeff

    It’s weird that Jeff would say that. It’s not a myth but it does require certain factors to be present. I’d think of all people he’d know that in the NFL, you still need a competent QB and not just some random “next man up”. The Raiders had McGloin and a fucking rook.

    Next man up is a situation that a guy, who was fucking awesome in his own right, finally gets a chance to show what he can do due to an injury of the starter in front of him.

    QB is a unique position where it doesn’t apply necessarily. There are about 22 guys in the world that can do that job and MAYBE a few more that just need a shot and a consistent system and personnel to help with the growing pains.

    ….and what the fuck does this have to do with me beating Vegas yet again today in my sports investments?

    • Big Mike

      Clearly QB is the one position, where “next man up”, Doesn’t work as well. It starts in the offseason and in camp. The back up gets far fewer reps. During the season, they get almost none. Over time the gap grows. At a lot of positions, the 2s are getting work in actual games and a good share of reps. There aren’t enough good QBs to go around the league, let alone to have good back-ups.

      In NE, Belichik’s legend grew again this year because they did well while Brady was suspended. Give him credit,but the biggest factor the Patriots had going for them, was that they knew when this was going to happen, it was the start of the season, so they prepared for it during camp. It’s not like Brady needed the pre-season reps.

      • Waffle

        when it happens they make NFL Films specials out of it. Also, think about the continuity that the Patriots have enjoyed. Brady has been the QB since 2002. McDaniels was such a badass OC and fucked up so badly as a HC that he has pretty much been the OC forever with a little vacation in between. NO TEAM has that kind of coaching continuity. It simply does not happen and that is why the success is so sustained. They know what to draft, what to buy in FA, how to tweak a consistent gameplan, have a HOF QB , Coach and hell, if they had a HOF for offensive coordinators Josh Douchehole McDaniels would be in it.

        Fucking infuriating and impressive all at the same time.

        • Big Mike

          All started with lucking out and getting Brady. Hoodie is an excellent coach. They have the luxury of depth and the confidence in their system based on winning SBs they can take on a head case like Bennet and he needs to just shut up, because of the culture and the success. They can take a flyer on CD, because he’s not a building block, he’s just a guy.

          • willbest

            I want to see Billichick with about 5-6 seasons without Brady, but I doubt we will ever get that.

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      QB’s should only be allowed to start every other game. Pitchers need a rest, why not quarterbacks.

      #sauronforcongress

  • CanadaBear

    Don’t care about the first game at all. Nothing would make me happier than the G-Men pitch a shutout and crush Erin repeatedly. It would be nice if they chop block Matthews and he leaves on a cart. Go G-Men!

    • Waffle

      you don’t care about my financial welfare. You don’t care about my kids????!!!!??? Heartless Canadian. I thought you were a thoughtful people but obviously it’s all BULLSHIT.

      • CanadaBear

        Well of course I want you to win your series of bets and get your 911 (to take the kids to PS because you bought a 911)!!!!!!!!!!!! If you get it and I come to Chicago, I’m expecting a joyous ride around the City with Big Shoulders.

        • Waffle

          haha, don’t judge me if it’s automatic, my wife is a pussy and gave me 1 condition about that…on top of the other conditions previously introduced.

          GP, i’m kidding, i’d get divorced before buying an auto. Might as well have a 350Z.

          • MB30SD

            Oh thank god

          • willbest

            My hatred of manual transmission stems entirely from sitting bumper to bumper on the Kennedy during rush hour. Its fun driving around the Ozarks though.

        • willbest

          You can’t take a 911 on the streets of Chicago. You would fuck up the suspension.

          • Waffle

            we’d just drive on 294 and look at the city skyline and exclaim, it’s looks beautiful and prosperous!

          • CanadaBear

            I’d settle for that!

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    • BearDown100393

      Grimus loses today, Grimus gets fired.

  • BearDown100393

    “How would you feel if half an entire city made sure you knew they hated your husband?”

    How would you feel infecting the entire city because of ignorance?

    • willbest

      Please, you think normal people are allowed anywhere near his kid’s preschool. Even the janitor has a PhD in bioethical waste management practices.

  • Rack ’em (GP)

    If the Fish simply aren’t interested in tackling on D then this will be a bore

    • BearDown100393

      Apparently they are not interesting in protecting Moore either.

      • Rack ’em (GP)

        Steelers are the best team in the NFL at disguising and feinting the blitz

        So Fish come out in 0 TE 4 wide formations that they can’t block properly

    • willbest

      Well the two home teams yesterday got byes, it would be unsporting if the teams today also didn’t get byes

  • Rack ’em (GP)

    Good lord

  • BearDown100393

    Quite the Jay Cutler battle on Twitter right now.

    • willbest

      Jeff talks a lot about cutler for not caring

      • BearDown100393

        Cyber Jay Wars

  • Rack ’em (GP)

    Is Cryptkeeper the OC for the Fish? Seems that way

    • BearDown100393

      Would have had a kneel down on the 50.

  • BearDown100393

    A guy with a purse wanders around New York watching 80s shows on his phone. Just get hit with a cab already.

    • Rack ’em (GP)

      The Hoff have Hepatitis? Looks that way

      • BearDown100393

        Botox

  • willbest

    Why does Aaron Rodgers keep getting rides home from his teammates?

    • BearDown100393

      Ace & Gary stipulation in the contract.

    • Rack ’em (GP)

      The gays can’t drive. You know that.

      • willbest

        I thought it was Asians

        • BearDown100393

          Yet Sulu is the Enterprise pilot.

          • Rack ’em (GP)

            Probably why 4 enterprises have crashed into planets

      • BearDown100393

        He gets a ride home by his wide receiver. Clay Matthews found out and burned down Vadgers’ house.

  • BearDown100393

    Dolphins cannot tackle.

    • Rack ’em (GP)

      I haven’t seen gaps that large since Flo from progressive did porn

    • willbest

      It’s a shame Pittsburgh isn’t going to NE next week. I think the 1-2 punch of Steelers chiefs might have a shot at unseating the Pats. As it stands now NE gets a scrimmage game to warm up against the winner

      • Rack ’em (GP)

        You don’t think the Texans can Brock Block the Pats?

    • Rack ’em (GP)

      That td run. Christ

  • Rack ’em (GP)

    That stutter step in the gap is very Barry Sanders but he goes to it every time

    • BearDown100393

      Sweep the leg.

  • willbest

    Oh for 3 on competitive games. That sums up the season pretty nicely.

    • Rack ’em (GP)

      Wildcard weekend has sucked

      Maybe the Giants can redeem it

  • BearDown100393

    Waiting on replay iced the kicker.

  • SC Dave

    Snoozer of a game, evidently.

  • SC Dave

    Decided to get a walk in, so I’m about sox miles from home getting a beer (or three). Does not look like I missed much.

    • willbest

      Other than a strong argument for only 10 playoff teams. And a decent one for only 8

  • SC Dave

    Too cold for the Dolphins?

    • Rack ’em (GP)

      Yes

    • BearDown100393

      Frozen fishsticks

  • Rack ’em (GP)

    Vote this up if you much prefer the old jumping dolphin logo where the dolphin itself was wearing a helmet

    • BearDown100393

      The Williams sister evidently disagree.

      • willbest

        Did they buy the dolphins?

        • BearDown100393

          They own a fin.

  • willbest

    Pitt player should be exjected for that

    • SC Dave

      Absolutely. But he plays for the Steelers, so no way.

      • BearDown100393

        Bears player would have been executed.

  • SC Dave

    #45 on steelers shoild have been ejected on that fake punt play

    • MB30SD

      Jesus Dave, no one would be left. Sure you were tryna watch the Chinese take on the srilankan team in delicate badminton?

  • BearDown100393

    RIP Moore

    • Rack ’em (GP)

      Clubber Langd

      • BearDown100393

        Pity da fool

  • SC Dave

    And ANOTHER late hit by the Steelers. Just got here, and… shit couldnt even finish typing about the last one before the next ejection foul v the QB

    • willbest

      Doesn’t look late but he did lead with the head

      • SC Dave

        Led with the helmet and should have been ejected. But they’re saving that to throw a Miami player out.

  • SC Dave

    Good god… and the cuntbag refs call offsetting.

    • wreckinball

      Amazing

      • Rack ’em (GP)

        Why isn’t Gase hysterical?

        • BearDown100393

          Too cold.

        • wreckinball

          I would be going nuts
          There’s been a couple of non calls also

          • SC Dave

            Like the play two before that, where Pitt #94 sripped his shoulder to drive into a player already on the ground.

  • willbest

    NFL should charge Steelers a timeout for that hit so Moore can go back in

  • BearDown100393

    Yates should chuck it deep just because.

  • BearDown100393

    “They would not let him back in the game if there was any doubt”

    ‘Cause the NFL cares.

  • Rack ’em (GP)

    They face masked the fuck out of Dupree

  • SC Dave

    Break Rapelsberger’s fucking leg

  • Rack ’em (GP)

    Steve Smith teaches character to kids???

  • BearDown100393

    Veteran NFL QB shouldn’t need a playcard.

  • SC Dave

    Miami sucks, dont they?

    • BearDown100393

      No starting QB. Soft defense.

    • willbest

      Without tannehill? They have been inconsistent

  • willbest

    Is Suh just that big of a FU got mine FA or have the wheels just fallen off wake?

    • BearDown100393

      Albert Haynesworth-itis

  • SC Dave

    Miami sucks. Holy shit

  • wreckinball

    Phew lucky team

    • SC Dave

      No..Miami sucks. That was Cleveland Browns defense… shameful letting that guy catch that

      • wreckinball

        Agree on fins being bad but PGH is also lucky

  • SC Dave

    Yay!

    Too bad he did not take it back. Maybe there would then be a football game today

    • EnderWiggin

      Huge!

      • willbest

        It’s officially been changed to Yuge now in the MW and Oxford English dictionaries

  • willbest

    If they get a FG here that might make this a game.

    • SC Dave

      Game over

  • BearDown100393

    Jim Gray {muttering}: …intercepted

    Gray’s Ear Piece Chirps: Miami market!

    Gray {explodes}: INTERCEPTED!

  • willbest

    And Miami keeps the to

  • SC Dave

    Outstanding!

    Edit: meaning the receiver ducked latest helmet-lowering cheap shot attempt by Pitt and instead he hit his own guy. But it would have been perfect had the hatchet DB broke his neck in the process instead of just blasting the shit out of his teammate

  • willbest

    Good lord.

    • SC Dave

      That sucked. I had hope the fins would score, and the rest of the game might be worth watching.

  • BearDown100393

    Moore’s dead again.

  • SC Dave

    Miami sucks

    • EnderWiggin

      Harrison has good hands for a 50 year old.

      • SC Dave

        That was Moore trying to imitate Cutler

        • BearDown100393

          Jay would’ve danced around a diving 50 year old and throw a bomb downfield for the TD.

          • willbest

            An 11 yard bomb?

          • BearDown100393

            He would’ve danced like 30 yards back first.

  • SC Dave

    Moore channeling Cutler there.

    Game over

  • willbest

    Didn’t Harrison retire last year?

    • EnderWiggin

      Last decade?

      • SC Dave

        Yeah, since Marvin is in the HOF, it was NOT last year

    • SC Dave

      That was Marvin Harrison, no?

      • Huge Bears Penis

        no Marvin “retired” someone again last year.

        • RenoBear

          Haha… yes Marvin is a shady shady dude. I read an article on him years ago about all these unresolved murders where he was the main and/or only suspect, but nothing sticks. Crazy thing is that it’s not even ‘just’ one… it’s multiple like3, 4 or more!!

  • wreckinball

    How the hell did Miami win 10 games?

    • EnderWiggin

      Coaching.

    • SC Dave

      Maybe their opponents were not allowed unlimited cheap shots like today?

      But, no… maybe Tannehill?

      • willbest

        Well that give evidence that the NFL isn’t fixing games to be more competitive. If they were the ref’s would have been instructed from the outset to lean Miami.

  • willbest

    Alright so James Harrison did retire at the beginning of September 2014, but then he returned to the Steelers later that month when they realized they sucked at that position.

    • BearDown100393

      He briefly retired during the steel curtain era. But also came back.

  • BearDown100393

    From True Detective to complete corporate shill

  • SC Dave

    Zzzzzz

    What a horrible weekend of football.

    And to top it off, Green Bay wins in a rout.

    • Huge Bears Penis

      it will get better when the Giants destroy the Packers

      • SC Dave

        Packers are winning

    • willbest

      It will be redeemed if the Packers lose. Whether they lose at the buzzer or if its a 60-12 stomping.

      • SC Dave

        Packers win.

        • willbest

          Why you gotta piss in my cheerios?

          • SC Dave

            Because when GB wins it will be the worse weekend of wildcard football ever.

            Gotta root for SOMETHING, eh?

  • SC Dave

    Miami sucks. Are you fucking kidding me?

    Lets see… we’re down by three scores. Lets do something COLASSALLY stupid on a FG attempt to make it four.

  • SC Dave

    Trying to be Shea. Fail.

  • BearDown100393

    Adam Gase transforming into Dick Jauron.

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      Remember in 79 when the Bears got beat by the cowboys? Teams have to learn how to win in the playoffs. Pittsburg has been doing this for a while.

  • SC Dave

    Packers by 20.

    • willbest

      Now you are just being ridiculous.

      • SC Dave

        You’re right; I did underestimate a little.

    • leftcoastdave

      The only bright spot to the Pack winning is that it lessens the value of their draft picks.

  • willbest

    Steelers are mulling the Franchise tag for Bell? The NFLPA needs to protect RB’s from that shit since nobody wants to pay RBs anymore. At least Bell is lucky enough to still have AP’s redonk contract in the analysis. That should bump him up to 1-year 8.5 million instead of 1 year 7 million

    Still puts his nuts in the Steelers vice since he isn’t the most durable and is 1 hit away from making league min.

    • BearDown100393

      Nobody cares about running backs. Except when they need to win a football game.

      • leftcoastdave

        Sadly, they’re viewed as plug and play.

  • 505Bears

    I want to see hot vadge get annihilated like Matt Moore

  • madscout12

    FUCK. THE. PACKERS.

    Vadgers…dead!

  • RenoBear

    I thought Erin Andrews was about to perform fellatio on Rodgers during that pregame interview…. then again, he would’ve declined… NTTAWWT

    • MB30SD

      Maybe I’m in the minority here but I don’t find her attractive. She looks like a horse to me.

      Erra time I see her I want to ask, why the long face

      • BearDown100393

        Sarah Jessica Parker Horse Syndrome?

        • MB30SD

          Jes

          • BearDown100393

            Honeymoon in Vegas though…

          • MB30SD

            Didn’t see it… Lemme go Google it

            …Ahhh, sjp. No thanks

          • BearDown100393

            Before the head became equine like

          • MB30SD

            Ahhh… What happened there, just age?

          • BearDown100393

            Years. Hormone injections. Who knows.

          • MB30SD

            Yeah, bad work prolly. Hollywood trypes. Smh

          • Rack ’em (GP)

            I would rock her senseless

          • MB30SD

            SJP?!?!

          • Rack ’em (GP)
          • MB30SD

            Oh thank god.

            Yeah, she’s got a great bod, just don’t love her maw. That said, o too would crush it if given the opty

          • BearDown100393

            She’s been Brodericked.

        • MB30SD

          Not like she’s ugly… She’s an 8 with the gams… Just not my type

          https://goo.gl/images/GEB6bS

      • BearDown100393

        I think it is because her face is symmetrically identical if split down the middle. Just not natural.

        • MB30SD

          Nah, it’s my deal. For some reason I don’t find girls with big features attractive. Big noses or overly big eyes or a big ass grill.

          I’m a small cute features guy… Think Selena Gomez or ana de armas

      • RenoBear

        Yes. I wouldn’t kick her outta bed for eatin crackers.. but pretty sure her hype is built up from sports and being blonde w long legs. Attractive? Absolutely. As beautiful as the media wants you to think? Nah

        • MB30SD

          Jes

  • MB30SD

    Kids and I just hung with my bro and my niece. We got 3 huge live dungeoness crab and some massive prawns. I cooked it all up and we ate it all outside on my porch overlooking the canyon. It’s 75 out.

    Winter in Cali is rough

    #footballisalreadystartingtobedeadtome

  • BearDown100393

    “I feel like the country is ready for a good playoff football game” – Joe Buck

    0 for 3 so far

    • MB30SD

      How about good play off game commentating you douche bag

      • Rack ’em (GP)

        He lost his voice from getting hair plugs.

        • MB30SD

          Too bad it came back. Guy’s a Fucking shill. Suck more Rodgers dick joe

  • BearDown100393

    Ed Hochuli. JFC.

  • madscout12

    Crossing routes all day. Those CBs suck. Hit em hard.

  • willbest

    Why even bother running it against the packers?

  • willbest

    ODB sucks. Cut him!

  • BearDown100393

    ODBellamy

  • Big Mike

    God I hate the packers.

    • BearDown100393

      So does God.

      • willbest

        Then why did he bless them with back to back HOF QBs? Or is that the devils work??

        • Big Mike

          Devil

        • MB30SD

          Most certainly devil

        • BearDown100393

          Al Pacino

  • willbest

    Unless you are 4th and 15 there is zero reason to punt here

    • Big Mike

      30 yards of field position

      • willbest

        Only if your ST is competent. Getting 5 yards on a pass against one of the worst passing Ds in the league has got to be over 40%

        • Big Mike

          Worked out. I was right

          • willbest

            Maybe at the time. Points on the board early would have mattered more than field position.

  • madscout12

    So, how many times are the Pack gonna be called for holding? I’ve got 2 or less.

    • BearDown100393

      Hochuli + Pack on FOX = 0

  • BearDown100393

    Rodgers body language is terrible. Sloppy posture. Hands in his pocket. Didn’t shave. Long sleeves. Doesn’t care.

  • MB30SD

    Landon…. Collins.

    • Big Mike

      Exactly. Bears would have had that exact sequence. 3rd and 2. Good pressure Rodgers heaves a ball, complete offer some random bears corner

  • Big Mike

    That defense by Landon Collins is exactly where the Bears would have let them get s first down

    • willbest

      Would have? You mean DID

      • Big Mike

        In the exact same position. 3rd and 2 good pressure. Rodgers heaves a ball for s first down as ourCB a)falls down b) is playing 5 yards off the ball

  • willbest

    Giants need a score here. Rodgers is ruthless in picking on backups

  • BearDown100393

    Ha Ha

    I don’t get it.

  • willbest

    Jesus ODB

  • madscout12

    Catch the ball or shut your fucking mouth.

  • BearDown100393

    ODBellamy – That’s 2

  • willbest

    Shepard would have been a good pick this year if we had used#7 on Beasley the year before

  • Big Mike

    3 drpps

  • madscout12

    That could have been PI.

  • MB30SD

    can these motherfuckers catch SOMETHING???

    • BearDown100393

      No.

      But they can dye their hair and yap a lot.

      • MB30SD

        SMFH.

        THAT WAS LIKE 4 DROPPED TDS

      • madscout12

        One of them (Sheppard on Hyde) was PI, but yeah…ODB better catch the ball or not talk at all after they lose.

      • willbest

        The WRs spent their off day this week in Miami on a boat. They should have gone to Fargo to polar bear club

        • BearDown100393

          Somebody is going in the woodchipper.

    • AlbertInTucson

      I count 4 clear drops including those 2 in the endzone.

  • willbest

    So playoff Eli seems to have shown up, but the recievers didn’t

    • BearDown100393

      Didn’t bring the jug machine to Miami apparently

  • BearDown100393

    The “field” looks like a dog park.

  • BearDown100393

    Cook into jogging it seems.

    • AlbertInTucson

      “Hey man, it is COLD here in Green Bay!”

  • RenoBear

    I see no holding again. #78 throwing his hands up but it’s ok because GB is holding shoulder pads within the frame of the body. It is SUCH bullshit

    • madscout12

      I’m fine if it is within the frame.

      It is when they grab arms as guys are going by them, shove in the back when a dude beats them, and grab jerseys as a guy gets to Vadgers.

      Everybody grabs pads inside the frame.

  • willbest

    Uncatchable but whatever

  • AlbertInTucson

    Stupid, unecessary, penalty.

  • RenoBear

    Ball wasn’t even catchable

  • RenoBear

    I fucking hate the fudge

  • AlbertInTucson

    DRC Limps off.

    • BearDown100393

      He’ll be back after getting a horse cortisone shot.

      • AlbertInTucson

        Seems to me if he was coming back, he’d have been back by now.

        • willbest

          Ultasound and xray probably picked something up

  • AlbertInTucson

    Giants’ line really doing a nice job of not allowing Rodgers to get to the edge.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Nice, shitty short throw to an open Nelson because the G-men kept him bottled up in the pocket.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Packers now looking for their first come from behind win of the season.

    • willbest

      Really they have never won when they didn’t score first?

      • AlbertInTucson

        0-5 this season, according to the talking heads.

  • AlbertInTucson

    3 straight runs against a defense that hasn’t covered ANYBODY so far.

    • willbest

      Afraid of drops. D showed up at least

  • AlbertInTucson

    SOMEBODY doesn’t look quite so smug right now.

    • willbest

      It’s not over until back to back PIs on hail Mary’s to get the packers 3 shots from the 1

      • AlbertInTucson

        I don’t see the Giants rushing just 3 or even just 4 to give time for for that hail mary to develop.

  • willbest

    Packers player unsportsmanlike conduct oh wait nvm pick it up

  • AlbertInTucson

    Shitty punt.

    • willbest

      Second one in a row

  • AlbertInTucson

    Hello, Jordy Nelson.

    • willbest

      Looks like broken ribs

  • willbest

    Defender is going to break his neck leading with his head

  • BearDown100393

    Nelson broke his ribs

    • AlbertInTucson

      That would be my initial diagnosis, too, Dr. Beardown.

    • MB30SD

      An I’m so so sad about it

  • MB30SD

    Oh well heeerrooooo

  • MB30SD

    Awwwww, and Jordy has sore wiiibs? Sniff sniff

    Eat it cunts

  • AlbertInTucson

    Will Tye?Hahahahahah.

  • willbest

    Not hard. Rodgers always gets that call

    • MB30SD

      That was fucking bullshit

  • MB30SD

    How the fuck was that not pi???

    • madscout12

      Packers.

      • MB30SD

        Fucking bullshit

    • RenoBear

      So fucking bad

  • 505Bears

    Gouldy!!

  • MB30SD

    You can almost hear the disappointment in Joe bucks voice. Such a dickweasle

  • 505Bears

    Gould still with the shitty kickoffs

  • Big Mike

    Fuck the packers

  • AlbertInTucson

    Not a great kickoff, Robbie.

    • MB30SD

      Shocked face?

  • 505Bears

    Haha, don’t these dumbasses on the sidelines watch the game? Hey, a 300 lb dude is barreling at you, MOVE!!

  • willbest

    Grounding

    • AlbertInTucson

      No brainer.

      • madscout12

        “Wait. Guys. It is the Pack in the playoffs…let’s talk this through.”

        • AlbertInTucson

          They got it right.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Inatentional grounding!

  • AlbertInTucson

    Nice move, Aaron.

  • willbest

    That was very un vadgers

    • AlbertInTucson

      Not today. He has sucked being forced to stand in that pocket.

      • willbest

        Still he should be in concussion protocol

  • willbest

    If I have another boy I will name him Fenwick

  • Big Mike

    Giants should be up 17-0

    • Big Mike

      They will go into the half down 7-6

      • 505Bears

        Up 13 – 7

    • Big Mike

      Called it before the giants punted

    • willbest

      But vegas

  • Big Mike

    Kevin White or Landon Collins. No… you can’t take a safety that early

    • MB30SD

      Exactly

    • 505Bears

      Is 3 too high?

      • MB30SD

        NO!!!

        Let’s get a hooker!

  • madscout12

    Now that was a block in the back.

  • 505Bears

    I think ol Joe Buck will blow vadgers

    • willbest

      Will, has, does

  • BearDown100393

    Hope Miami was worth it.

    • 505Bears

      Were there at least any ladies on that boat? I just saw a bunch of fools with no shirts

      • BearDown100393

        I’m sure they were all reading scripture to each other.

        • 505Bears

          Haha off each other with the prison tatts

  • RenoBear

    I gucking HATE vadgers… but that shit was ridiculous

  • madscout12

    Giants. The fuck. They literally have no CBs left.

  • willbest

    Of course McCarthy gets a retroactive TO

    • AlbertInTucson

      Dumb call. Giants can throw now because the clock will stop for the 2 min warning, regardless.

      • AlbertInTucson

        If you wait for the 2 minute warning, the Giants may not want to risk that throw for fear of an Incompletion.

        • AlbertInTucson

          Of course, then the Giants get cute on 3rd down with the small back.

  • 505Bears

    Perkins looks like “dumb” Donald from fat Albert

  • 505Bears

    That was a bears call. Put your little rb in on 3rd and 1

    • Big Mike

      No shit

  • BearDown100393

    Still not over the Nelson hit apparently.

    • AlbertInTucson

      It was a cheap shot.

      Giants got away with it.

      Spearing is always spearing.

      • BearDown100393

        And if it were the other way around, the story line would be “football is such a tough unpredictable sport”.

        • AlbertInTucson

          Not from Pereira

  • willbest

    Should have let him catch it

  • 505Bears

    Idiots

  • willbest

    Can’t believe their fucking luck. At least they go to Atlanta without nelson

    • Cubsnlinux

      I am not so sure they will get to play after today

      • AlbertInTucson

        Packers also get the ball to start the 2nd half.

    • AlbertInTucson

      Winner of this game goes to Dallas.

  • AlbertInTucson

    At keast they rushed 4

  • BearDown100393

    The Giants are as dumb as their head coach’s mustache.

  • RenoBear

    This fucking guy

  • Big Mike

    WTF WAS ELI APPLE DOING.

    • 505Bears

      Trying to bat a fly?

  • MB30SD

    Are. You. Fucking. kidding. Me.

  • BearDown100393

    Was hoping for 3/4 on predictions. Did not want to be right about this one.

  • 505Bears

    It’s kinda like watching the bears with shitty kickoffs, lucky plays, gouldy, the drops, and the bullshit calls. Go Giears

    • AlbertInTucson

      The Giants aren’t at advantage because of “The calls”.

  • Johnnywad

    So it’s legal there for Cobb to use two hands to shove the DB in front of him backwards just before the ball arrives? Not OPI?

    • BearDown100393

      Yes

    • madscout12

      Yes. Packers.

    • AlbertInTucson

      That was shitty DB play all the way.

      No way should Cobb be behind eveybody.

  • BearDown100393

    None of these wildcard teams could beat New England.

  • 505Bears

    Haha… I’m on a boat muffuckas

  • BearDown100393

    NFL Quarterbacking reduced to chucking it deep. Rex was ahead of his time.

  • BearDown100393

    Terry Bradshaw, MD

  • 505Bears

    Rapelisburger is a drama queen. Wants the attention. He’s so tough he played with a hangnail

    • BearDown100393

      Football Schilling

  • BearDown100393

    “a little bit of a push”

    Yep, just “a little”

  • BearDown100393

    Rogers-Cromartie back in the game.

    • AlbertInTucson

      On the sideline.

      • BearDown100393

        He was on the field.

  • BearDown100393

    Nelson’s done. Breaky-break.

    • leftcoastdave

      Ouch. It only hurts when you breath.

      • AlbertInTucson

        Or do ANYTHING else.

        • leftcoastdave

          Almost as bad as a collar bone. Been there, done that, got the torn T-shirts. Need to learn to sleep on your back balanced on a pillow.

  • madscout12

    CB rush…RT gives him a shove in the back as he goes by. Packers.

    • AlbertInTucson

      Sure looked like it.

      • AlbertInTucson

        “No call” gift and they STILL go 3 and out.

  • willbest

    The Giants are clearly the better team, they just don’t seem to give a shit

    • BearDown100393

      Team of dummies

      • AlbertInTucson

        Receivers have (wait for it) “Missed the bait.” , today.

  • madscout12

    This is why they ran the ball all 1st half. Cause the Pack are gonna start getting tired.

  • BearDown100393

    Another drop by Miami ODBellamy

    • madscout12

      Bad throw

      • AlbertInTucson

        Definitely on Eli that time.

    • leftcoastdave

      I hear Bellamy is on a list for hand transplants.

  • AlbertInTucson

    I still think runners should not be allowed to stiffarm defenders in the face.

    A facemask is a faskmask is a facemask.

    Period.

    • BearDown100393

      I’m surprised it is still in the game.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Giants got away with a facemask there.

  • madscout12

    How dare Aikman. How dare he talk about a missed facemask call. After all the missed calls in this game.

    • AlbertInTucson

      Get real.

      Its on video for all to see.

      No WAy he can ignore that.

      • madscout12

        At the bottom of the pile? As the runner is going down? Yeah…the refs can miss that.

        Like they’ve missed blocks in the back and PI all game.

        • AlbertInTucson

          He referenced the PI no call.

  • madscout12

    Hell, yeah. Game changer.

  • Johnnywad

    Hahahaha!!!!

  • AlbertInTucson

    McCarthy: “Let’s see, how can I flip the momentum to the Giants here.”

  • BearDown100393

    Tick tock. Grimus’ job. Tick tock.

    • madscout12

      Nah. We’ll have the pleasure of watching him exit the playoffs first game for a few more years.

      • BearDown100393

        miss the playoffs

        • madscout12

          Or that.

          Either way, they’ve had a 2.5 decades of hall of fame QB play…and 2 SBs. They are the Atlanta Braves of the NFL.

      • SC Dave

        Oh?

  • AlbertInTucson

    Yes.

    Too early to go for 2.

  • RenoBear

    Hahahahaha. Fuck your ego McCarthy, Rodgers and all the packers

  • Johnnywad

    That is fantastic. Fuck you GB.

  • AlbertInTucson

    DRC. Ouch.

  • AlbertInTucson

    DRC’s man.

  • willbest

    Seriously can the Giants put a complete game together for 15 fucking minutes?

    • AlbertInTucson

      I dunno. Eli probably has at least ONE Pick in him.

      • BearDown100393

        Close….

    • BearDown100393

      Pass the suntan lotion.

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      You’re making me feel bad for you will. It’s the Packers dude, don’t let it get to you. We all know they’re not winning the SB.

      Don’t we?

      • willbest

        So help me if I have to cheer for the patriots again

      • leftcoastdave

        The Pack keeps dropping down the draft, that’s all I care about.

        • Sauron’s right eyeball

          They’ve been drafting at the bottom of the pile for about a decade now. They’ve obviously managed their organization better than the Bears in spite of draft position.

          • leftcoastdave

            Starting to show, however. Thin now at DB and RB. Smart enough to focus on the O line. That, IMHO, is where da Bears got away from their identity. The big uglies. Two firsts for Cutler? Where do most blue chip OT’s get picked? How long do they play? Duh? AJ, ok, great if you can keep a QB on the field to throw to him. The rest of the top picks on WRs? Bust.
            We, like they, can get talent down the list. All the more reason to sell that 3 for more.

  • AlbertInTucson

    How ignorant is THAT?!

    • BearDown100393

      Yeah but the pregame shirtless selfie at Lambeau is what really matters.

    • AlbertInTucson

      “Nah, we don’t want the ball at the 40.”

    • BearDown100393

      Eli’s already had 2

      • AlbertInTucson

        I was referring to the kickoff.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Another shitty punt.

  • madscout12

    Guess we can hit guys in the back on punts near the ball carrier.

  • 505Bears

    Looks like they want to go back to Miami

    • BearDown100393

      Connecting flight is in Pittsburgh.

  • leftcoastdave

    Payton’s texting Eli about his putting.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Giants, time to yank your collective head out of your butt.

    • willbest

      Didn’t listen to you

  • RenoBear

    Good god GB, not every incomplete pass is PI. Fucking douchebag team and fans

    • AlbertInTucson

      Like Bear fans wouldnt be screming for a PI on that?

      • BearDown100393

        All 5000 would be screaming

        • AlbertInTucson

          That is a BS number.

      • RenoBear

        I get it… just hate the pack… and it was good coverage

        • AlbertInTucson

          Pereira repeated before the game that he is NOT a fan of these “All-Star” officiating crews for the post season and referenced the zebras in Seattle last night to support his argument.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Joe Buck justifying McArthy’s ignorant call.

  • BearDown100393

    Nope. ODB.

  • BearDown100393

    Nope again. ODB.

  • AlbertInTucson

    “Sailing, sailing…”

  • willbest

    Beckham apparently doesn’t want 17 mil a year

    • BearDown100393

      He wants to be a Dolphin.

  • AlbertInTucson

    “Fair or not”.

    Oh, its fair.

    • BearDown100393

      Definitely

  • BearDown100393

    Time to start using the Wonderlic on wide receiver draft prospects.

    • 505Bears

      Or common sense. Anymore these fools coming into the league are showoff, crybaby, idiots. Larry Fitzgerald could make alot of money after he retires on teaching these primas how to be a pro.

      • BearDown100393

        Same with Rice.

        • 505Bears

          Haha Ray Rice how not to do it

          • BearDown100393

            Jerry

  • AlbertInTucson

    Sorry, Troy, when he pulled his hands up, he confesed.

  • BearDown100393
  • willbest

    Near as I can tell the announcers have excused all packers penalty and pointed out 5 additional penalties that the officials missed on the giants

  • madscout12

    Rushed 3.

  • BearDown100393
  • AlbertInTucson

    Good night, Giants. We have some lovely parting gifts for you at the door.

    • BearDown100393

      Coppertone

      • AlbertInTucson

        …and cheese hats.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Dead ball. Packers saved.

  • 505Bears

    Damn, can Dallas stadium just blow up next week?

    • BearDown100393

      Another Mark Wahlberg future film.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Quite a few Packers left this game and did not return.

  • AlbertInTucson

    And , we present Dandy Don Meredith…

    “Turn out the lights, the Party’s over…”

  • BearDown100393

    Apparently NFLers don’t play until the whistle.

    • SC Dave

      Not against the Packers, it seems. Hell, WE know all about that.

  • Johnnywad

    Astonishing. Simply astonishing.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Giants just want ti go home now.

  • RenoBear

    Absolutely fucking pathetic and INEXCUSABLE

    • AlbertInTucson

      Giants pissing themselves now.

  • BearDown100393

    The Giants are embarrassing. Piss poor preparation. No focus. Zero desire.

    • AlbertInTucson

      “Away all boats!”

      • BearDown100393

        Row. Row. Row your boat…..

        • AlbertInTucson

          “Abandon ship!”

  • BearDown100393

    One football player on the field kept playing. Clay &^@!! Matthews.

  • BearDown100393

    “terrific playcaller” – Aikman

    Grimus? Uh no.

  • leftcoastdave

    “But it’s c c c old out here.”

  • BearDown100393

    Jordy Nelson requires a rib transplant.

  • Johnnywad

    Man. Bears are done a week and I still feel like I’m losing.

  • SC Dave

    Like I said, Packers in a rout.

  • SC Dave

    Looks like that vaunted Giants secondary didn’t do so well, eh Jeff?

    • BearDown100393

      The NFC North was such a disaster, it sent 2 teams to the playoffs.

      • willbest

        Because the NFCW was dogshit this year

        • AlbertInTucson

          And the Redskins messed themselves.

  • BearDown100393

    Wild Card Weekend – 4/4 and a complete bust.

    • SC Dave

      I am okay with Houston winning, but the rest sucks.

      And really, it was a turrible weekend of football.

      • willbest

        I blame you Dave. You are the reason for this mess. You willed it into existence.

        • SC Dave

          I knew once Moore gave up the strip sack that the day was over. The only game that was exciting, at all, was the Houston game, and that’s only because they cannot run the ball. That one would have been over in the second quarter if they had Jordan Howard.

      • BerwynBomber

        Personally, can’t stand HOU. Most boring team in the league. And Oz is still massively overpaid.

  • BearDown100393

    Grimus jogging is a health hazard.

  • willbest

    Alright…. well lets see what went right with this weekend…. Nothing. Nothing went right, except Waffle’s wallet, but unlike Canada I don’t give a shit about that.

    Lets look ahead….
    Houston @ NE… okay… that won’t be interesting.
    A cripple Big Ben @ KC … not inspiring confidence in a fulfilling event there
    Seattle @ Dalles … this should be a good game
    GB @ Atlanta…. does anybody trust the Falcons to pull out the dagger? nope. And then you got Rodger’s history here. ugh… we were supposed to end this, then the lions, then the skins, then the giants… not liking where this is going.

    Oh and lets not forget that 2 of the 4 teams left in the NFC are the 2 teams I dislike worse than the Patriots. I am so Fing sick of rooting for them to win SBs.

    And Jesus H Christ the Giants show up in a meaningless game to bounce the Skins who they couldn’t face again until the NFCC in order to what? Ensure the loser from the NFCN game later makes the playoffs? Why in the hell would you do that?

    • BerwynBomber

      GB is at DAL. SEA is at ATL.

      • willbest

        Look you. I don’t have time for your facts. I am inebriated and on a roll. And quite frankly, I think that makes it more likely we are going to see a Fudge-chickens NFCC

        • BerwynBomber

          Ye of little faith … DAL will smash the hell out GB.

          Not sold on SEA either. DET could have made that a game last night if they catch a couple of balls and avoid some stupid penalties.

        • AlbertInTucson

          ‘Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!”

          • willbest

            Is that a Man in the High Castle reference? because I haven’t gotten to that show in my queue yet.

          • Johnnywad

            What?? What????

          • MB30SD

            Yes will, what in thee fuck. Please take your man card out, cut it in half, then give a half each to Johnny and me.

            Jesus h Christ on an one cream cone man!

          • beninnorcal

            Is the show good? I’ve been thinking about checking it out.

          • BerwynBomber

            Not as good as the pilot and first couple of episodes suggested it might be. Kind of in the B- range I suppose.

          • MB30SD

            ANIMAL HOUSE for fuck sake Ben!!

          • willbest

            You are aware that movie came out before I was born?

          • MB30SD

            Siiiigh

  • SC Dave

    Well, so judging by the comments, perhaps there will be a little less ODB knob-slobbing around here for a while?

    He picked a good day to not show up.

    • willbest

      I am pretty sure 85% of it has been done by Jeff, so I don’t know about that. Personally, I have never been a fan of the ODB, Moss, Owens prima dona WR#1. You never hear anything out of Jones or Brown. Or at least I don’t so perhaps they don’t do it enough for it to get to my ears/eyes.

    • MB30SD

      Oh he showed up alright. He just showed up to drop balls. Dude smashed that plan outta the park.

      Dude’s a pussy bellow 50 degrees… Like me.

  • BerwynBomber

    The Aaron Rodgers Show from near the end of the 2nd Q onward. Same old Cheese.

    Their D still sucks and will get exposed badly at Jerry’s World.

    • willbest

      I think the proper spelling is Jerra’s, at least that is how MB does it.

  • Rack ’em (GP)

    All time worst Super Bowl shaping up

    Seattle loses to Falcons
    GB loses to Dallas

    Texans lose to Pats
    Steelers lose to KC

    KC defeats Pats
    Falcons best Dallas

    Yes, kids, it’s the Atlanta Falcons vs. the KC Chiefs in Super Bowl Lie!

    • MB30SD

      You craaaaazy.

      Pats v Dallas with Dallas getting their asses kicked

  • MB30SD

    Heard rumors of the chargers sniffing up Matt Patricia’s skirt today.

    Motherfuckers must have my house/this account bugged.

    I hope they do take him and he kicks ass. Dude’s a stud… And could have been a rocket scientist but decided for football instead. Kiddin me?!

  • MB30SD

    I hate the packers so fucking much.

    Now I gotta go in to the gym tomorrow to a smug skilling ND floating packer fan trainer. Uggghhhh.

    My mood is only bouyed by the chick who’s promised to come over in a very tight very short dress, knee-highs, and an almost nothing lacey little thong. Siiigh.

  • BearDown100393

    Mental Midget vs The Lambeau Wall

    http://www.espn.com/video/clip?id=18433978

  • BerwynBomber

    NE (-16) vs. HOU is the biggest playoff favorite in nearly 20 years.

    http://www.espn.com/chalk/story/_/id/18434216/new-england-patriots-biggest-playoff-favorites-1998

    • willbest

      If it were some other team than the Patriots I would hesitate on -16, but Belichick doesn’t take his hands off the throat until the body stops twitching.

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    Is it even called gambling if all you do is win?

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