• SC Dave

    First to vote Roster!

    • MB30SD

      Sans strip-sack I assume… Since we’ve been of one mind lately.

      • SC Dave

        NEXT year is QB time. 2017 is for Shaw redemption.

        • MB30SD

          exacty

  • Irish Sweetness

    Almost a third are in favor of the current roster having the starter already (I’m hoping they mean Cutty), just under half want either FA QBs or a draftee from the second round … but tellingly … only 15% want a QB in the first round!

    Maybe Data can enlighten us to the chances of QBs drafted in the 2nd.

    • CanadaBear

      More like a fantasy.

      • leftcoastdave

        Six in the top three rounds is very doable. Four in the second also possible. That gets great potential at OT, DE, TE, WR, DBs and ILB.

        Trade down.

        • CanadaBear

          It takes two to tango. No guarantees anyone wants the #3 pick.

          • leftcoastdave

            When has someone ever not wanted the 3 pick. Top six or so will all have teams lusting for the pick. Da Bears even went up for 9 last year for Floyd?

            Hold it and they will come. We just never hear about all the offers turned down in day one. But we saw all the capital paid last year in day one and it was premium value for the picks now held.

          • CanadaBear

            And all those hauls were for the chance to get a franchise QB. This draft is short on that (as in 0).

  • Huge Bears Penis

    Should have the option of ‘ANYONE BUT HOYER!!!!’

    • MB30SD

      …And one for, ‘NOTHING BUT HOYER!!!!!’

  • MB30SD

    Damn Jeff. Gave data all of about 8 hrs huh? Sheesh

    • BearDown100393

      At least the poll is about football. #NotGolf

      • MB30SD

        #anythingbutgolf?

        • Huge Bears Penis

          #nothingbutgolf

        • BearDown100393

          Yeah pretty much.

  • That Guy

    My preference, in order.

    1. Garappolo for a second plus one more pick.
    2. Taylor for gratis (I am mildly concerned about the unknown factor with Jimmy G).
    3. Garappolo for #3.
    4. Mahomes at the top of the 2nd and Jay Cutler stays for another year.

    • One Dump from Retirement (GP)

      Well, #1 is fantasy. The Pats will not take that deal when Cleveland will likely give them their 1.

      You may as well have said your #1 choice is getting Jimmy for nothing. Your third choice is the only real choice on the table.

      • Sauron’s right eyeball

        I would offer up a 2nd. Period. Bellicheat can diddle some other sorry franchise for their keys to the city. He can go fack himself!

        • MB30SD

          nah, he wants to fuck us without the vaz-o-line.

      • That Guy

        Read an article over the weekend in the Boston newspaper that suggests the Pats shouldn’t expect much more than a second round pick. They haven’t gotten better than that on any of the other QBs they traded and the bottom line is Jimmy hasn’t played a lot of games.

        I think two seconds would be enough to seal the deal, but I favor offering a second and a conditional pick for 2018 that could be as high as a second.

  • One Dump from Retirement (GP)

    Just roll with Matt Barkley.

    Build a fucking football team and THEN find a QB. We tried it the other way around with Cutler. It did not work. It’s fucking depressing to know that Westworld will go with a big QB splash because the playbook says that is what 3rd year GMS need to do.

    • willbest

      We had the defense. We just felt Cutler could be a one man show on offense and it turns out he wasn’t Aaron Rodgers.

      • Bender McLugh

        revisionist!

    • MB30SD

      1… 00… fucking…. %.

      So much this. https://i.imgflip.com/4l3w9.jpg

    • That Guy

      We need one or two offensive tackles, more offensive weapons, a secondary and to continue growing the pass rush. I agree.

      But QB is one of those positions where you’ve got to strike when the iron is hot. Some years, there is literally zero opportunity to get anyone.

      • SC Dave

        Like this year?

        • That Guy

          This year there is probably nobody good in the draft. I think both Taylor and Garappolo are worth pursuing if they become available in FA/trade.

          I also think Romo is a good QB for some team. But not the Bears. If we wanted Romo, we’d be better off keeping Cutler. Less likely to get hurt and easier to get rid of next year.

      • Caroltroth

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  • One Dump from Retirement (GP)
    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      Garoppolo. I had a turrible time remember the spelling too. He he.

    • MB30SD

      I do too

  • Sauron’s right eyeball

    Oh the Bears are drafting a QB, hope they can get one in the 2nd.

  • Mike Dog

    Draft to have QB on rookie contract, then build defense by FA.

    • MB30SD

      We’ve found Pace’ successor guys!!!! Whooo Hooooo!

      Just kidding dawg. We cool?

      • willbest

        Secondary players seem to do better for their FA team than D-line in terms of not getting hosed on value. I have no problem opening up a wallet for CBs and safties. But I think Suh and Malik Jackson are closer to Haynesworth than they are in providing value on their contracts.

        • MB30SD

          Erric Berry
          Will Hill

          AAAAAANND fucking Hooker or Adams.

          • Bender McLugh

            what about a LB in the 3rd round, or even in the 2nd? Not following the draft prospects too closely so I’m not in the know

          • MB30SD

            I haven’t gone that deep my man.

            I do know that if pace ends up picking Foster, I will not at all be angry. That kid is the next wagner/luke/etc… he’s something special… from the 3 bama games I saw (including the NC)

  • willbest

    Cutler as QB #1, Mahomes as QB #2. Draft Thomas, maybe Hooker in round #1.

    If you can find somebody willing to trade up 5-6 spots in round 1 for their 2018 round 1 then go that route and use your 2 round 1s next year to get one of the 2-3 great prospects that are supposed to come out next year. In this scenario run with whoever the fuck you want at QB next year.

    • MB30SD

      Bullshit will!

      QB1 – HOYER DA DESTROYER (or one of the other career back up dickbags… whichever wins the sweepstakes)

      QB2 – Perryman or mahomie

      @ #3… Hooker or Adams… period.

      • willbest

        Not only will Hoyer not get the Bears to 8-8 next year, it will be the most boring season in the history of the NFL.

        • MB30SD

          bullshit on your first point since Mike DAAW… I mean Pace is going to fucking BLOW UP FA and the draft with massively impactful D players.

          We’ll also get WRs who actually, you know, catch the ball… maybe even especially when they’re in the endzone dancing maaarveeel! (name the movie for bonus points)

          And thusly, HDD’s 300/2/0 will turn into 300/3 to 4/0 WITH an amazing D and good specials and POP!

          all of a sudden, 10-6!

          You’re welcome counselor… you’re fucking welcome. ‘Murica!

          • willbest

            Pace has never blown up FA. If McPhee and Trevathan hadn’t been injured, and Freeman hadn’t been suspended those contract would look like Fing steals.

          • MB30SD

            He did blow up FA, and they were fucking steals home slice!

            Injuries happen dude. Roid fucking taking happens dude.

            It’s the fucking NFL not the law firm softball bonanza league! Get with the fucking program counselor! jesus christ on a bike son!

          • willbest

            I don’t recall your position on Jeffery being “roids happen”

          • MB30SD

            they do god damn it!!

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdaPH7_k070

            and I doubt his was roids, it was probably something in the specific scent of massingil he used that week.

          • willbest

            Goldie looked really good for 40.

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd Forget-me-Naught!(Butch)

            Alshon doing roids is almost a positive.
            The knock on him was that he was lazy and was just doing bare min.

            In an odd way, the roids show that he cares and was trying to go the extra mile.

            It’s like your jobless relative getting busted for robbing a bank.

            Sure, it’s wrong, but at least he showed some initiative .

          • One Dump from Retirement (GP)
          • AlbertInTucson

            I don’t see anyone “blowing up” FA this year.

            A LOT of teams with a LOT of Cap space but not necessarily a LOT of guys worth the inflated prices that will be the result of so many teams being well under the Cap.

          • willbest

            Eventually the 92% cap or whatever it is, is going to force teams to open up their wallets.

          • Huge Bears Penis

            5 wins.

          • MB30SD

            10

          • Huge Bears Penis

            5 and i think your hoyer stats are changed in the wrong direction, 120/0/8 with 4 fumbles is more likely.

          • MB30SD

            why?

          • Huge Bears Penis

            because he sucks….DUH

          • MB30SD

            De….Stroy… Her!

          • SC Dave

            I’ll raise you. 11

          • BearDown100393

            Bears are winning 19.

          • Huge Bears Penis

            not with Hoyer as QB

      • BerwynBomber

        Luckily, will doesn’t run the Bears. Otherwise, he would pick-up the remaining years of Cutler’s contract and then tell us what a good deal it was when compared to the worst deals in the league — Oz, Fitz, etc.

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd Forget-me-Naught!(Butch)

        This is the same guy who proposed a person get more votes the more taxes s/he pays.

        The other Irish backer jonesed for Fitz, McCown and even Fales

        And Waffle I can only assume owns a Ray Finklish Cutty mancave in his garage where he hosts Vietnamese Deer Hunter gambling throwdowns

        • MB30SD

          Vietnamese Deer Hunter Gambling Throwdowns

          coincidentally, that’s the name of my new garage band… and hopefully GP’s new handle.

      • Irish Sweetness

        That’d be a #1 pick in 2018 all right!

        • MB30SD

          Sure, prolly top 2. Do whatever it takes if you think he’ll be a dak for you

  • One Dump from Retirement (GP)
    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd Forget-me-Naught!(Butch)

      Jimmy G + Pace ex teamates connection?

      • BerwynBomber

        That E. IL connection, along with the Pats system stuff, probably gives me the most pause. Gotta believe Pace should be above the alma mater bias when it comes to his job, but the heart has a mind of its own..

  • BerwynBomber

    Cutler as the most overpaid player in NFL history. He has cleared $112M in 11 seasons. Yowza.

    http://www.cheatsheet.com/sports/jay-cutler-is-the-most-overpaid-player-in-nfl-history.html/

    • One Dump from Retirement (GP)

      Emery is standing breathless on the clean edge of fuckwitdom.

      No wait… holdup… yeah… he just fell in

      • CanadaBear

        Those reading glasses goofed him up.

    • http://www.dabearsbeat.com/ Johnathan Wood

      $10M a year for an average starting QB in the last decade is not overpaid. That is an absurd claim to make when you have guys like JaMarcus Russell, Vince Young, etc. who banked $40M to wash out of the NFL in a few years.

      Or Sam Bradford, who has currently banked more than $80M for 7 seasons.

      There are plenty of players who have been far more overpaid than Cutler just out of his contemporaries. He has been adequately compensated for most of his career.

      • BerwynBomber

        Read the article. Bradford, Russell as well as Flacco and Smith are also listed.

        • willbest

          Cutler isn’t even the most overpaid Bear of the last 5 years. He might not even be in the top 5. Jared Allen, Kyle Fuller, Lamar Houston

          • BerwynBomber

            Oh he’s definitely the most overpaid in the last three. $18M a season, right? And look what we got.
            P.S. It’s really the last contract that makes his earnings an eyesore.

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            When company officers make more dough, do they work harder or play more golf?

          • CanadaBear

            Yes, no and yes.

          • willbest

            I don’t know. $18 million for the #3 pick seems fairly reasonable to me.

          • Irish Sweetness

            Look what 93 other teams got ….

        • http://www.dabearsbeat.com/ Johnathan Wood

          I think that’s way too heavy in recency bias then.

          Look at it in terms of average cap used up. Or salary ranking relative to their peers.

          All those guys get paid as roughly average QBs and perform as roughly average QBs. That’s not overpaid; that’s just a good market for QBs.

          Look for guys who suck but get paid like the top at their position. Those are the overpaid players.

          • http://www.dabearsbeat.com/ Johnathan Wood

            But I’m not surprised given that the entire website seems to be putting together a bunch of shitty top 5/10 lists to get cheap page views.

          • BerwynBomber

            Oh it’s clickbait. But I do think Cutler’s last contract is total eyesore. Thought it was at the time, and even think it more now that three years guaranteed have been paid. (And we saw what we got)

          • BerwynBomber

            “Look for guys who suck but get paid like the top at their position. Those are the overpaid players.”

            You have basically described Cutler’s last three years of his current deal.

          • http://www.dabearsbeat.com/ Johnathan Wood

            Except he’s been paid like an average QB, not a top 5 QB.

    • BearDown100393

      Ryan Leaf deal. Contract holdout. $31.25 million over 4 years. $11.25 million signing bonus included. And that was back in ’98.

      • BerwynBomber

        Right. But it’s still $80M short of what Cutty raked in.

        • BearDown100393

          Realistically, what type of money “should” have Jay Cutler earned?

          • BerwynBomber

            From the Bears? His first contract. After that, nada …

          • willbest

            If Cutler were being paid like the 16th highest paid QB, he would have made roughly 14, 15, 18 million over the last 3 years. So he was at most overpaid $7 million.

            This is not an excessive amount of overpayment at that position.

          • BerwynBomber

            So the average the starting QB salary of the last three years was $18M per? No way.
            Remember, you got more than a fair share of rookie deals in there.

          • willbest

            I didn’t say average as in mean. I said if you paid him like the 16th highest paid QB. And that is clearly the case because you can list 14 players making 15 million a year over that time and then Brady who was deliberately sandbagging but still pulling around 14 million

            Rodgers, Romo, Eli, Rivers, Big Ben, Brees, Peyton, Brady, Flacco, Ryan, Stafford, Bradford, Smith, Dalton, Brady.

            Now Peyton goes away, but you add in Cam, Wilson, Palmer, Kaepernick, Tannehil and Luck during that period.

          • BerwynBomber

            No. We didn’t pay him like the 16th best QB. Not even close. He had the third highest amount of guaranteed money among QBs in the league when he penned his deal. We paid him Rodgers money.

          • willbest

            Why do you keep changing my words and then trying to argue against something I didn’t say?

          • BerwynBomber

            What words did I change? You just made the argument that he was paid like the 16th best QB in the league, did you not?

            I’m saying he wasn’t. He had the 3rd highest amount of guaranteed money of any QB in the league when he penned his deal. That is thirteen spots higher than 16. An enormous difference when rating QBs.

          • willbest

            I said if you had paid Cutler like the 16th highest paid QB in the NFL (note I didn’t say best) over the last 3 years then he was only overpaid by $7 million. That is all I said.

            Heading into 2014, Cutler was an average starting QB. So when determining his pay that would be your guide post, and hindsight tells you that such a player should have made around $47 million vs. $54 million over that time.

            Now we didn’t exactly get the 16th best QB in the league over that stretch it was 21st, 10th, and N/A based on QBR. Now it obviously feels worse because of the total team collapse in 2014, and the injury in 2016.

            But if you want to talk about the guarantees we can do that. Lets go back to the Emery deal and lets suppose that instead of $54 million guaranteed, Cutler only got $39 million guaranteed. Does that really make the better to you? Keep in mind that after the 2015 season Jay Cutler was 100% locked in to be QB1 for 2016 given his performance and the fact that Cousins was being tagged for 18 million, Oz was bid up to $18 million, and even Fitz was able to hold out for $12. He was getting his 2016 contract money with or without it being guaranteed.

          • BerwynBomber

            “But if you want to talk about the guarantees we can do that. Lets go back to the Emery deal and lets suppose that instead of $54 million guaranteed, Cutler only got $39 million guaranteed. Does that really make the better to you?”

            Yes, much better. $13M per for Cutty would have sounded like fair market value. Mind, it still would have amounted to a rip-off given Cutty’s performance/production, but no way would it have been the eyesore that $18/19M per season were.

          • willbest

            No, not 13 million a year. It was still going to be $18 million a year. Its just that only $39 million was guaranteed instead of $54 million. Two years (and change) worth of guarantees vs. a full 3 years).

          • CanadaBear

            You do that all the time.

          • MB30SD

            he should have been debited $1M per INT and $2M per strip sack.

            $5M for every a strip sack6

    • Irish Sweetness

      How is he overpaid though?10M a year?

  • One Dump from Retirement (GP)

    Butch –

    Can we have a FF season where you get eBux and spend each week to draft a new team? Like every week is an auction?

    We can call it “Butch’s You’re In” league. You’re in? You’re In? I mean that’s a Golden name, right there. You would be showered with praise if you could go that route.

    • Huge Bears Penis

      That is a great idea. Just a steady Stream of activity every week. If your team sucks just piss it away and start again the next week.

      • Zap Rowsdower (GP)

        makes it easier to swallow your losses.

        • Sauron’s right eyeball

          Don’t rain on my parade?

          • Zap Rowsdower (GP)

            you are a whizz at this!

          • MB30SD

            don’t get pissy now!

          • Zap Rowsdower (GP)

            just go with the flow!

          • MB30SD

            yeah man, don’t try to swim up stream.

          • http://www.upitpuppet.com/ evantonio

            but always pee into the wind.

          • CanadaBear

            Eek!

    • MB30SD

      showered…. with… praise.

      • CanadaBear

        Showered by Howard.

        • MB30SD

          Hahahaha

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd Forget-me-Naught!(Butch)

      Golden Showers are no longer cool since Trump.

      Now it’s all about 2-for-1s.

      • Zap Rowsdower (GP)

        Trump ruined pissing?

        Ironic for a man that loves Gold so much.

        • MB30SD

          I watched his presser with trudeau last night.

          Jesus, that’s our president. Fuuuuuck

  • BerwynBomber

    Draft a kid. This year or next. Or if need be, both. Then sign Glennon or trade for McCarron as a bridge guy.

    Use the money saved from Cutty on a non-QB FA.

    We should have followed this sort of plan three or four years ago.

    • BearDown100393

      David Fales 2014

      • BerwynBomber

        First three rounds, preferably first two.

        Fales was not an honest attempt to find a long-term starter.

        • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd Forget-me-Naught!(Butch)

          Def not. Fales was/is an Enderle/LeFevour lottery ticket.

          • Irish Sweetness

            Why is he still with the Bears does one wonder?

          • Huge Bears Penis

            PSH!

          • MB30SD

            Some form of blackmail most likely

  • MB30SD

    This thing is $500?!?!?

    Kinda want one: https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0170U3U5O/uncrate-20

    • Zap Rowsdower (GP)
      • MB30SD

        hmmmmmmm…..

    • CanadaBear

      Mini bikes and go carts were crazy fun when I was a kid.

      • MB30SD

        Here’s, and I never got one. : (

        • CanadaBear

          Me either but I always knew someone that had one.

  • MB30SD
    • Bender McLugh

      yep, didn’t see you posted this. Think he’ll be another Eddie “I can play for 2-4 games” Royal?

      • MB30SD

        was that an apology? you hurt my feelings.

        • Bender McLugh

          fuck no

          • MB30SD

            you’re so cruel to me!!! I don’t even recognize you any more!!

            Who ARE you?!?!?!

          • Bender McLugh

            you still didn’t answer my question!

          • MB30SD

            I don’t know enough about him. Really didn’t follow his deal.

            He doesn’t SEEM like that type of player, but again… I don’t know what happened with him. I know he’s a great dancer. That has to count for something right? RIGHT?!

          • Bender McLugh

            yeah man, value add

    • http://www.upitpuppet.com/ evantonio

      vet minimum with loads of incentives.

      jeffery – meredith – white/cruz.

      i could live with that.

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd Forget-me-Naught!(Butch)

        We need someone who returns, though that can be a CB or HB.

        It seems like HBs who return do pretty well. Ideal guy like DeAndre Washington from the Raiders. 3rd HB/KR/gunner or something.

        • Irish Sweetness

          Deonte Thompson ran a 4.31.

          • MB30SD

            Too bad he can’t cover a fucking table

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd Forget-me-Naught!(Butch)

    Two months. Hitting reset on my drinking life. One month finishes today. One of the best things I’ve ever done. – Jeff

    How much did Jeff drink!?

    Like Frank-the-Tank?

    • Bender McLugh

      the last two years the wife & I had a dry month and it does work wonders. Cheap dates after that for a few weeks too.

      • Zap Rowsdower (GP)

        You will need to change your name from Bender.

    • CanadaBear

      Why go back to it?

      • Irish Sweetness

        Hallelujah brother!

  • Bender McLugh

    Victor Cruz was just released. Does he have a bad wheel now? If not I’d love to see Pace snatch him up.

    • BearDown100393

      Cruz can be an organ donor for Kevin White.

      • Bender McLugh

        share & share alike eh?

        • BearDown100393

          Or tie them together in a crab race.

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd Forget-me-Naught!(Butch)

      Still early. I think he got let go cuz Shepard did well but if Cruz can still run crisp routes, def could do worse at slot.

      Do they have salsa clubs in Chicago?

  • Zap Rowsdower (GP)

    Sandusky’s kid is also a pedo.

    http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/02/13/jerry-sanduskys-son-jeffrey-arrested-on-child-sexual-assault-charges/

    Can we just do napalm strafing runs of Happy Valley?

    • MB30SD

      of course he is… he was molested all throughout his childhood. Sad, but yeah… put him away.

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd Forget-me-Naught!(Butch)

        sadly, that’s the way it usu works. the molested become molesters.

        Hopefully science figures out a way to “rewire” victims (though I imagine that same science can probably be used to make mancharian candidates)

        • CanadaBear

          Just cut their nuts off. If they get violent, throw them in the clink with Big Bubba.

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd Forget-me-Naught!(Butch)

            I haven’t read up on it, but i don’t think castration, chemical or otherwise. even works.

            Maye even get worse, for all I know.

            But yeah, gotta separate them from the general population one way or another.

            I wonder if science will find the “molester” gene like the “gay” gene?

            Who knows.

            Edgar Allen Poe married his 13 yr old cousin and no one batted an eye.

            Didn’t Jerry Lee Lewis do the same?

          • Irish Sweetness

            Alan Turing won WWII by inventing the computer and they threatened him with chemical castration for being gay. He took a cyanide apple instead.

            Before one says “string ’em all up” …..

          • MB30SD

            Uhhhgggh….?!?!

          • MB30SD

            Yes and lobotomizing people who have migraines with electricity should still be vogue too.

          • MB30SD

            So on board with this.

        • MB30SD

          Like your Frenchie right?!

    • CanadaBear

      Nut cutting time!

  • willbest

    Apparently California has too much water now? Thanks Trump.

    • Zap Rowsdower (GP)

      Maybe you could get a selfie taken with the football. The NUCLEAR football.

      http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-02-13/indiscriminate-mar-lago-member-poses-nuclear-football-and-posts-facebook

      • http://www.upitpuppet.com/ evantonio

        yeah. this is awesome. i like how they’re:

        1. speaking about nuclear security matters out in the open so all the club members can follow along (“hey! we paid our dues! this is what our money gets us!”)

        2. using cell phone flashes to light the information. a flashlight means pointing your phone’s camera directly at classified documents (the Secret Service prefers the president doesn’t have a camera on his phone at all, but i guess they’re totes cool with his aides having them within the cozy confines of mar-a-lago)

        #thenationalsecuritypresident
        #butheremails

        • Zap Rowsdower (GP)

          the auth code for launch turned out to be MAR-A-LAGO!

          I feel like next week we will see a story here like, “Trump’s launch codes left us dazed and confused!”

          • http://www.upitpuppet.com/ evantonio

            it’s the exclamation point that makes it so hard to hack.

      • Sauron’s right eyeball

        Hahahaha….aaaa…

        This is hilarious. Gee do you think they spelled out the description of the nuclear football enough so that even the dumbest reader would be able to catch on? Oh, this is a good one GP. How doooo you come up with all these gems?

        • Zap Rowsdower (GP)

          The only news Trac reads comes in on teletype from his short wave radio.

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            Dam straight!

          • Zap Rowsdower (GP)

            Morse code 4EVAH!

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            Lol

          • willbest

            I think you meant to say

            ****_ * ***_ *_ ****

          • Zap Rowsdower (GP)

            .– .. .-.. .-.. -… . … – .. … .- — — – …. . .-. ..-. ..- -.-. -.- .. -. –. .- … … …. — .-.. .

          • Huge Bears Penis

            I want to upvote this so much more. I was surprised that Google Translate did not have a translation for morse code.

          • Huge Bears Penis

            damn I figured to log out and give you a ‘guest’ upvote, but disqus won’t let guest to upvote.

          • willbest

            how about that. I still recognize fuck by sight. I wonder why the dirty words stick with you longer than the others.

          • MB30SD

            That took some time to type

  • Zap Rowsdower (GP)
    • willbest

      Did he authorize the sale of weapons to the Mexican drug cartel a la Hoyer (which is an act of war)?

      • Huge Bears Penis

        sounds like another reason not to have Hoyer as a QB. selling weapons to cartels not good.

        • willbest

          Yes… my hatred of Hoyer has reached Freudian levels.

          • MB30SD

            You should see someone about that.

            Maybe you two badtiges can get a 2 heads shrunk for the price of 1 deal

        • MB30SD

          Hahahaha, I knew before I scrolled down you’d be all over this.

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      That reporter must be on Trump watch. Happy birthday GP.

      https://www.washingtonpost.com/people/abby-phillip/?utm_term=.b28a14693030

    • MB30SD

      It’s your birffsday?????

  • Malice Halice

    We should grab V.Cruz and keep AJ. Those 2 wit Cam would be a decent triple threat .

  • BuddhaJoe

    My answer is yes, as long as Hoyer or Barkley are not the starter and we don’t get get fleeced for Garapollo.

    • MB30SD

      Neither are realistic

  • Malice Halice

    I love how cutler ain’t even a option for any teams’ shopping list haha fuck that guy.

    • MB30SD

      Good summary

  • Irish Sweetness

    DaBearsBlog
    @dabearsblog

    Two months. Hitting reset on my drinking life. One month finishes today. One of the best things I’ve ever done.

    Good for you Jeff!

  • Huge Bears Penis

    new thread/poll up

  • MB30SD

    Canada, your PM is dreamy.

    Irish, get on that!

    • CanadaBear

      I voted for him (kinda, sorta).

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