• BearDown100393

    The road to the playoffs begins today. Must win.

  • Sauron’s right eyeball

    Bears at ……..Niner’s dead!

  • BearDown100393

    Dickerson won’t be joining the Rams sideline for another 2 seasons.

    • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

      How does this guy stay employed at this level?

      • BearDown100393

        I dunno. Sort of reminds me of when Ricketts bought the Cubs, fired Jim Hendry and then had to bring him back to run the team’s draft. Rams are a mess. And Fischer is oddly perhaps the organization’s most football resourceful personnel.

        • CanadaBear

          They just need Ernie Acorsi to help them out. I’ve heard he’s a magician at helping franchises that are lost and have no clue.

          • MB30SD

            SMH… How in thee fuck does that dickbag keep getting work?!

          • CanadaBear

            You gotta laugh about it. At least that’s the only strategy that’s worked for me over all these years of being a Bears/Cubs fan.

  • BerwynBomber

    Snow today. Presumably, we will see a ton of Howard.

    • Big Mike

      Oh grreat. Now we get to hear about the myth of Bear weather

      • Huge Bears Penis

        it is not a myth. Bears hibernate when it gets cold and snowy

        • MB30SD

          Or from August to jan this year

  • BearDown100393

    Kaepernick voiding his contract.

  • CanadaBear

    Here’s a fun fact. Foxy has to run the table to equal Nessman’s 13-19 record.

    • SC Dave

      Yikes.

    • MB30SD

      JFC

      • CanadaBear

        I had to think about that one for a second!

        • MB30SD

          Jesus…. Fucking….. Christ.

          • MB30SD

            Or Jesus fried chicken… Which is probably pretty good

          • CanadaBear

            What has he done now? I was kinda hoping the scrawny little bastard had grown up a bit. I haven’t heard anything about him for a while (thank goodness).

          • MB30SD

            Nah, he’s the biggest dickbag there is

          • CanadaBear

            I figured it out. Maybe it was because you are a non-believer that it took so long to figure out. Or maybe it’s because I’m a non-believer!

  • MB30SD

    Cats…. : /

    • CanadaBear

      Love ’em!

      • MB30SD

        : /

      • Sauron’s right eyeball

        Escaped convicts from Chinese restaurants they are. Evra one of them!

        • MB30SD

          Cunts

  • Big Mike

    Hey I hope everyone has a great day today,

    • CanadaBear

      No golf today?

      • Big Mike

        Done for the season. Had surgery on a torn ligament in my thumb. Happened coaching about 6 weeks ago. Thought it was a sprain. That thumb has been through hell, (broken by a clincher playing first base, sprained repeatedly playing FB etc)

        8 weeks in a cast. So this year even has Bears fans going on IR. : )

        • MB30SD

          You should call Jay, see if he wants to hang

          • Big Mike

            Just showed me again, how tough that SOB is. I couldn’t hold a coffee cup without pain. He tried to play QB in the NFL..

          • MB30SD

            Yeah, tough as nails. Too bad he sucks. Haha

        • CanadaBear

          Well, that sucks. Hopefully they get it back as close to normal as possible. Remember, you can still be drug tested on IR so watch those supplements!

          • Big Mike

            It’s been bothering me for years. Good to get it cleaned up.

          • CanadaBear

            I hear ya! For me it’s one knee replaced and one to go in March. Getting older ain’t for the faint of heart. Hopefully it won’t be an issue after recovery.

        • Sauron’s right eyeball

          Thy shalt not slap thy players on thine helmut.

          • Big Mike

            Story is I had a really athletic OT.  All year long he dogged it in practice.  Which bit him in the ass against better teams.  So I’m riding him one practice pretty rough.  So I’m demonstrating pass block technique and to keep it fun and  also work their dline pass rush skills (some guys start both ways, all guys have a defensive and offensive position, most guys get reps on both sides) when I demonstrate pass block we go live on coach.   So this kid I’ve been tough on all night decided today is the day his balls drop and he came out of nowhere caught me slacking and I got my hands out late and had to reload.  In the process I got my thumb stuck in his pads and pulled it tight off the ligament.

          • MB30SD

            Ouch. I was coaching jv LB for my old HS one summer and they were all being pussies so I went live one drill. No helmet or pads. Knocked the shit out of our starter but cut my head and saw stars for about a minute.

            Dumb

          • Big Mike

            It’s tempting.  I limit my active participation to pass blocking drills
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  • MB30SD

    Rewatched Sicario Friday night. Great movie. Brolin is a fucking MAC (as is BDT) . Still wanted to slap that whiny idiot chick though.

    Check it if you haven’t

    • BerwynBomber

      Yeah, that was an excellent movie. The girl and Del Torio rocked too. Only thing that was weak was the opening. Silly attempt at shock value.

      • MB30SD

        The girl was fucking annoying

      • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

        haha, except it happened a few years ago in Arizona. Cartels do movie type killing Bomber. Eli Roth type shit.

        • BerwynBomber

          Corpses in walls? Would seem like a tremendous amount of trouble to dispense of a corpse.

    • SC Dave

      Bad ass film.

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      There ain’t a major drug cartel in the world that’s not govt. sanctioned. This is what eye believe.

      • MB30SD

        Or a rebel force

  • CanadaBear

    You’re always welcome in Canada with that attitude.

    • MB30SD

      I think you guys should clean up your mess. Come take him back!!!

  • BerwynBomber

    DaBearsBlog @dabearsblog He does. But when defenses face Hoyer/Barkley they aren’t afraid of the deep ball so they crowd line.

    Barkley can throw deep. His arm ain’t Cutty’s. But it ain’t Hoyer’s either. His first pass last week was a go route.

    • Barkley threw deep. It was obvious Birdcage designed it that way.

      But both deep passes were underthrown, and I think both drew PI.

      There’s not too much tape on Barkley as of yet, but if I were a DC, I’d would still force him to go deep, esp with PS WRs.

  • BerwynBomber

    The Rams signed Fisher to an extension? That’s funny.

  • MB30SD

    My god Jim Rome is turrible. Had to turn that garbage off

  • MB30SD

    GP… Shady and I downloading as we speak. We should be done in like…. 4 days. Smh

    • Be careful for viruses. Gay “Bear” porn is notorious for that.

      (NTTAWWT)

      • MB30SD

        Thanks for the heads up. Nice to get some advice from an old pro.

        • U guys on the PS4?

          Stopped by Best Buy yesterday checking it out. I guess the PS4 “Pro” plays 4k vs reg one.

          I asked the worker there, “Does it play VR, is that difference? It has a terabyte, I notice” and he started reading the box.

          I’ll give him a slight pass cuz he was a youngin.

          Slight.

          • MB30SD

            Those guys suck dude. Clueless.

            Yeah man, hook it up. We have fun. Shady and I just played a bunch of games with just boxing gloves. hilarious

            (And I beat his ass)

          • I’m escared if I join in, Shady will mercilessly murder me a million times in a row, each kill more acrobatic than the previous, for 3 years of beating him in FF lol

          • MB30SD

            Both of us will, but it’s fun and funny as hell. We crack up… And it’s cool hearing voices and being able to talk endless smack.

      • Huge Bears Penis

        that is still safer than Gay midget “Bear” porn.

  • MB30SD

    Jamis Winston…

    Stud with a huge ceiling or inevitable Vince young 2.0 in the waiting?

    • Huge Bears Penis

      probably huge ceiling, Jeff Fisher is not coaching him

      • MB30SD

        Hmmmm…. Hope so for him. Just seemed pretty unstable in college

    • NOT Young.

      Young was a weak-minded manchild.

      Winston is already the leader of that team.

      The biggest question for Winston will be if he can cut down on those TOs.

      • MB30SD

        Hmmmmm

      • willbest

        He is a young Jay Cutler. We don’t know what his ceiling is.

        • I thought that too coming out of college ( same w Luck).

          Yet to be determined.

          But at least both are bigger, and maybe more durable.

          Plus, both are “vocal” not “mercurial” (at best)

          • willbest

            Cutler never tried to steal crab nor does he look like a Yeti. So better intangibles.

          • And Roth may, or may not have, raped a girl in the bathroom.

            Football smarts/character differ from real life ones.

            (See “smart” Dan Marino, Bradshaw)

          • Huge Bears Penis

            Cutler never got caught stealing crab.

          • MB30SD

            Downward trajectory… And awareness

  • MB30SD

    My god Fox’s skits just aren’t funny. Turrible

  • willbest

    Pronski is starting for Amos. good lord. HQJ is gone after the season then.

  • MB30SD

    I got Pats v rams. Smh

  • BerwynBomber

    Hicks is a moron.

    • willbest

      Other than the PF he is having a good game

      • madscout12

        And it wasn’t a personal foul. He was fighting the C and the C swung him into the QB.

        • willbest

          Didn’t see it. Was still getting my lunch

          • madscout12

            Yup. Their helmets touched, so flags were out.

      • BerwynBomber

        Pumping up the crowd immediately after a PF? That was a Lamar Houston move.

        • madscout12

          He missed the pulling his hammy after move. So he’s an upgrade.

  • MB30SD

    My god rams suck

  • Well, at least Hicks came to play.
    Keep saying, “who’s that white S #44!?” then I remember, that’s Kwiat.

    • willbest

      Hicks, and massie are playing well enough for their year 2 money I think

      • madscout12

        Hicks is. Massie isn’t.

        • willbest

          I thought that, then I saw Adams play. So while he isn’t worth 6 mil, you probably aren’t going to find better in FA

          • madscout12

            Our run D has been much improved. And Eddie has been out a lot, yet still improved. I think Hicks is a big part of that.

  • Scharfinator

    GO BARKLEY GO THROW FOR 5 TDS

  • Huge Bears Penis

    something does not look right at Soldier Field. Oh there is not a large brown streak of dead grass down the middle of the field.

    • madscout12

      So par for the course?

    • willbest

      It was a rather mild november

      • Scharfinator

        Yay climate change? 😛

        • willbest

          I hope. 2 and 3 February ago it was absolutely brutal.

  • BerwynBomber

    Nice push by Eddie. That holding call helped us.

  • Huge Bears Penis

    HAHAHA announcer sounded like he said Josh Shitton.

  • willbest

    Howard’s yips are getting worse

    • Scharfinator

      Definitely fixable. I’m curious as to how it will look next year. He has the talent – can he get his head straight?

    • madscout12

      Hit the jugs, rook

      • Huge Bears Penis

        play with the jugs, fondle the jugs, motorboat the jugs!

        • madscout12

          Set. Spike.

          • Huge Bears Penis

            better specify a safe word if you are going to spike the jugs. like OMAHA!!

          • madscout12

            meh, not as good.

    • SC Dave

      It looks as if he took his eye off the ball. The simple fundamental of looking it into his hands would help.

  • BerwynBomber

    Howard showing off his hands of stone again ..

  • I think our Punter has only pinned it within the 10 one time ever.

    And Bears have punted A LOT.

    • Huge Bears Penis

      greatest touchback punter of all time! Future HOFer!

  • willbest

    Field is a slip and slide

  • BerwynBomber

    Eddie playing like a beast today.

  • Birdcage has to throw some to loosen up that 9er D.
    They’re stacking the box knowing scrubs are at WR.

    • Huge Bears Penis

      scrubs?? Braverman is active, get him on the field.

  • willbest

    Of course Wilson is hurt again

    • Scharfinator

      Mr. Glass is here

  • madscout12

    There was a late flag…back in a moment cause covering the football game is secondary to our ad revenue.

    • willbest

      Well if the 30 million football fans ponied up $500 each we could get the seasons commercial free

  • SC Dave

    Kwiat sighting!

  • willbest

    Porter to IR because 2016

  • That’s how u coffin corner, Odonell

  • willbest

    Just run it 4 in a row. F punting

  • Lucky to get that first.

    Ran right into the blitz.

  • willbest

    Of course there is a flag

  • willbest

    Ravens scoring TDs instead of FGs… Dammit

  • Scharfinator

    Matt Barfley

  • willbest

    We aren’t even trying to win. JEsus

  • Jesus.
    Again, sloppy coaching. Nothing to do with injuries.

  • willbest

    Gotta get in the endzone

  • Garrett Bowl.

    We’re “winning”

    • Weed Superman (GP)

      Garrett Wolfe.

  • BerwynBomber

    Here we come #2 in the draft.

    • willbest

      Our D line showed up today. They didn’t get the memo

    • I wish.

      Jags and 9ers still suck about the range.

  • SC Dave

    Kwiat!

  • SC Dave

    Kwait that!

  • BerwynBomber

    HJQ has actually made two plays today.

    • willbest

      Threatening to bench him lit a fire under his ass

  • willbest

    Wow our ST is garbage

    • Huge Bears Penis

      just finally realizing that?

      • willbest

        It has had a good couple games

  • BerwynBomber

    He may have been down.

  • Weed Superman (GP)

    Shawn Draughon Ownz.

  • madscout12

    We’re getting fucked on this one, boys. Can’t see the ball come out or stay in. Course, they didn’t see it come out live.

    • BerwynBomber

      Nah, obvious on replay. I thought like you initially.

      • madscout12

        He said “stands” not “confirmed”. Means if it is called the other way, they would have ruled our way.

  • Fangio has been dealing with short fields all season, whether from sp team fuckups ,or TOs

  • SC Dave

    So the backfist to Kwiatkowski ‘s face is ok?

    • madscout12

      Not Vadgers or Brady, so yes.

  • SC Dave

    Losing to 9ers does not pit us ahead in the draft, rigbt?

  • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

    Deonte Thompson better be released before Cutler.

    • madscout12

      What difference does it make now?

      • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

        the principle of it

  • BerwynBomber

    Only passing in predictable situations doesn’t really help an unproven QB.
    I get that it’s crappy conditions and Barkley back there, but c’mon … what do we have to lose? A worse draft position?

  • Sauron’s right eyeball

    Yawn….

  • It only took Birdcage a whole half what I suggested at the start.

    • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

      he calls plays like a fucking coward.

      • both coaches are.

        I think Kap has like one pass completed.

        Fox postgame, “uhhhh there were some conditions”

        • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

          They had a ESPN clip of Brady and Belichek meeting before a snow game one time and it consisted of Belichek and Brady agreeing that the other team will stack the box so they decided to come out and throw it down their throats. Fucking football.

  • BerwynBomber

    Ok, no mistakes here Barkley.

  • Huge Bears Penis

    drop pass in the endzone.

  • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

    birdcage, why fucking wait until the end of the half to do this?

    #this is why you are not McDaniels.

  • Unbelievable.

    Yes, passing was invented Birdcage.

    Remember last week Barkley excelled in hurry up pass heavy mode

  • BerwynBomber

    Ticky-tack DPI but we’ll take it.

    Good job, Barkley.

    • Huge Bears Penis

      great acting by Brown keeping his arm down like its being held.

  • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

    Birdcage expertly called plays just go into half just a point ahead ensuring a close but definite loss

  • How u like those TOs now, Chip!

  • BearDown100393

    #winning

  • Agree w announcer.

    Go with 2 min drill with Barkley.

    He’s a rhythm passer, and seems to excel at it.

    WRs can’t drop 10 again.

    • BerwynBomber

      I think we can go traditional huddle but throw the ball on something other than 3rd and 9.

      • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

        if you go with the rhythm passing the DB’s will start to cheat up and then you hit them with a quick double move, not a bomb mind you but instead of a 5to7 yard route it ends up being 10-15. Classic Patriots. The ball comes out nearly at the same time so the sacks and pressure stay low.

        Free advice Birdcage. Heed it.

        • BerwynBomber

          Yeah, but if you run play-action from traditional huddle O, the D should bite HARD.
          Hell, our D too for that matter.

    • madscout12

      Challenge accepted.

    • willbest

      Only because we won’t throw it 20 times

  • EnderWiggin

    They are pushing the snow around on the field. As they do that, some of the snow melts from all the steps and friction from the ‘scrapers’. It could be an icy mess at dirt level. Fun stuff incoming!

  • EnderWiggin

    I deserve to loose to GP this weekend. I’m not sure why I spent all week telling myself to start Kap over Flacco.

    • Kap is boom or bust.

      That’s why I released him after 1 week.

      But Howard is carrying ur team with 2TDs so far.

  • BerwynBomber

    Chocolate brown pinstripe with a suede collar? Moose loves his white pimp getup. One of these days he needs a feathered fedora.

  • SC Dave

    Hope Howard is okay.

    • willbest

      He is fine

  • SC Dave

    Looks like it! 🙂

  • willbest

    Good bye Garett

  • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

    Keep using that Fullback. Paul Lasike can carry the ball as well when you need a tough yard. Gutsy call using that guy they called in from the stands to play TE today. Frank Browning? Burt Brownzowski?

    • willbest

      Brown was a hero last week. He will probably be on the team if he isn’t fing up blocks

      • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

        hey, every team needs a 3rd TE. Fuck it.

  • Pullling on the goaline, sketchy, but Birdcage guessed right there.

    Howard just threw Larsen to the ground and headed to the TD anyways.

  • Da Divnici code and Braverman package.

    #SB!

  • willbest

    Good using your head timu

  • willbest

    Yeah I like Barkley for our #2 next year

  • Kap. Erratic. Underthrow.

    Let’s not see Timu on a HB wheel route EVER again.

  • Bears WRs. U don’t have to leave ur feet for every catch.

    Free tip

  • EnderWiggin

    Dave Taub – Master of trickery

    • willbest

      He should be our head coach

  • willbest

    Maybe the poin shaving thing was true…

  • willbest

    Jeebus, Howard owners

  • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

    Langford: “fuck”

  • BerwynBomber

    We could play-action this team all day at this point.

    Cautiously impressed by Barkley.

    • willbest

      The team should be 2-0 in the Barkley era

    • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

      Barkley dropped it in well on that one. Bellamy caught it in tough conditions and dropped the fuck out of it in perfect conditions. smh.

  • 9ers just bent over and took it like Marcellus Wallace.
    Guess we’re going to have to settle for best OT or CB

    • willbest

      Barkley will carry us to the SB next year

  • Howard churning. I don’t think we have any doubts about him. Might think about saving some wear and tear on him.
    Him limping to the sidelines earlier was not welcome.

    Gotta find out if Langford/Carey are worth rostering anyways.

    • willbest

      Langford makes league min.

      • But so do a lot of other HBs, like Jizz.

        And it’s supposed to be a deep HB class next draft.

  • ButtonShoes

    Congrats, Bears. You’re fucking yourselves over again. If you’re lucky you might get a top-5 pick now. And given the past 3 decades, you are anything but lucky.

    And for those of you trying to talk yourselves into Matt Barkley: are you insane?

    • Huge Bears Penis

      go play in traffic.

      • ButtonShoes

        I’d rather watch the Bears do something smart for the future of this team. Apparently I can’t have that.

        • Huge Bears Penis

          and i would rather watch you playing in traffic.

          • ButtonShoes

            Well that’s because you’re a dumbass who would rather this team win today than get a better chance for a top-2 pick.

          • Huge Bears Penis

            you should quit being a whiny little bitch, every sunday you show up here just to bitch and moan. Quit watching if you hate it so much.

          • ButtonShoes

            Nope. People need to get it through their thick skulls that shit like this isn’t OK. Dumbasses like you, in particular. High picks are not a bad thing – they’re a good thing. They’re the difference between having the chance to get Peyton Manning or getting Curtis Enis.

          • Huge Bears Penis

            We are already going to be getting a Top 10 pick, and a good chance for a Top 5. There is no Manning type QB out there, if there was I could understand tanking, but since there is not it is just silly and idiotic to root for them to lose. We have so many positions of need that we will be able to get an impact player.

    • willbest

      Barkley is winning out, and we are going to hav to franchise him

    • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

      if you can’t enjoy a fun win in the snow that sucks for you.

      • ButtonShoes

        I don’t enjoy meaningless games in December. I enjoy meaningful games on the way to the playoffs with a chance to win a Super Bowl.

        • Huge Bears Penis

          don’t watch then.

        • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

          doesn’t affect anything , it’s just fun.

          we are going to have top picks in all rounds. If you can’t hit on 3 guys with those draft positions then that is tragic. The first 2 picks in the top of the 1st 2 rounds should be immediate starters or at least meaningful contributors.

          • ButtonShoes

            Maybe. I think it’s more fun when you have a real shot to win a championship. We haven’t had that around here in a long time.

  • Jail break.

    These Bears are PUMPED. They’re playing with some umph.

    Maybe cuz they knew they should’ve won with Barkley last week.

  • willbest

    Barkley really is playing his way into the franchise tag

    • Playing his way to $5M

      • willbest

        If he puts out his last two weeks for the rest of the season, somebody will give him Fitzpatrick

    • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

      let’s not get crazy.

  • BerwynBomber

    Bellamy adds to his dropped TD list.

  • AHHHHHHHHh!

    Maybe he should dive at every pass cuz that’s the only way he catches shit

  • Did Kap’s turtle gang bang Hick’s mom?

    He’s playing possessed.

    • willbest

      Maybe hicks brother is a cop

  • willbest

    What bullshit

  • I don’t like seeing any injuries, but Thompson being out is not a bad thing.

    • Huge Bears Penis

      making way for BRAVERMAN!

      • BerwynBomber

        On second thought …

        • Huge Bears Penis

          watch it….

    • willbest

      Thompson got screwed on that though

  • EnderWiggin

    I wonder if we can play with four guards next year…
    We have four kickass guards.

    • willbest

      7 linemen, Barkley, howard, brown, Jeffery

    • Yeah, if Long kicks out to RT

      Kush looks good.

  • willbest

    Fuck

  • willbest

    Fuckitty fuck fuck

  • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

    just walked out of the room, was it a knee?

    • Huge Bears Penis

      ankle

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      Who?

      • willbest

        Whitehair

        • Sauron’s right eyeball

          Crap

      • SC Dave

        Cody

        • Sauron’s right eyeball

          Shite

    • Whitehair got rolled up on from behind.

      Could be ankle or knee.

  • C’mon, man.

    This is ridicules.

    • SC Dave

      I mean, how bad can it get?

  • SC Dave

    What a fucking horror story

  • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

    i hate to admit it but those viagra commercials are really well done. Just a bunch of fucking hot older ladies just looking like they want to bone. yes please.

    • They should air a bunch hot ass latinas bouncing around and twerking in gstrings.

      Then “If this doesn’t get you up, you need Viagra”

  • willbest

    Wait why as sitton benched?

    • Huge Bears Penis

      injury, did not want to hurt worse if did not have too.

  • Huge Bears Penis

    BARTH!!!!

  • willbest

    Pod is a great holder wtf?

    • Huge Bears Penis

      did we find something he is good at?

      • willbest

        The announcer seems to think so

  • BerwynBomber

    First bad pass/decision by Barkley today on that second down play. Gotta somehow throw that ball away or take the sack.
    But hats off to the guy. Another strong game.

    • willbest

      Even Brady throws a bad pass a couple times a game

      • BerwynBomber

        I don’t give a flying fuck about Brady.

  • Barth’s been looking decent as of late.
    While Gould is close to being cut again.

    • willbest

      Maybe it was just getting used to the vortex that is Soldier field

      • SC Dave

        hopefully. Good kickers are important.

  • Interesting that they moved Sitton to RG.

    Maybe they figure Kush/Larsen used to playing w each other, and LG/C tend to play in tandem.

  • willbest

    Kaep benched

  • There u go, Ender.

    Gabbert time bwhahaha

    • EnderWiggin

      -1 from Kap. lol

    • willbest

      Kap is going to make 3 million next year

    • EnderWiggin

      Flacco on the bench with 44 and counting.

      • That would be a SICK way to go out.

        GP still has a voodoo doll of Palmer

  • McMannis is as good on specials as he is as bad at CB

  • RenoBear

    Kinda crazy, I like Barkley. Kids done pretty well in his first two career starts. If receivers could catch he’d have another 100 yds today and a win last week. I look forward to watching him finish out the year. Never thought I’d be saying that. Of course, we’ll see how it goes when teams get more tape on him..

    • Huge Bears Penis

      and teams with better Defenses.

      • willbest

        Do we play any the rest of the year?

        • CanadaBear

          3 NFCN games + Wash.

        • SC Dave

          Green Bay

      • RenoBear

        Of course. But hey at least he can beat shit-shows

    • willbest

      Like wentz and oz probably

  • Why is Timu still covering wheel routes!?

    IF the 9ers had a real QB, that would be like 2 TDs already just from those plays.

  • willbest

    Jay cutler and chip Kelly is a match made in football heaven

    • EnderWiggin

      No thanks. I’d take fox over Chip any day.

      • willbest

        I meant sending him there

      • willbest

        I have made no secret of my Jim bob cooter and Dave toub man crushes.

  • Wouldn’t this be a could time to put Braverman in on PRs?

    Perhaps the only time all season

  • willbest

    Bellamy has 93 receiving yards. It should be 150 and a td

  • willbest

    Run it again!

  • willbest

    Pod sucks, but he never seems to get a decent bounce

  • Take out Howard, man

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      Jess, he needs to stay healthy for the playoffs.

  • Huge Bears Penis

    WOOHOO! got one inside the 5

  • Scharfinator

    Good lord, everyone hurt.

  • MB30SD

    Well, looks like we’re picking at 5.

    Whoooo hiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmm!!! : /

  • Huge Bears Penis

    FLOYD!!!!

  • Huge Bears Penis

    another good use of a TO.

  • 6 sacks in 10 games.

    Hustle and FLo

    DROY?

  • EnderWiggin

    Did Fox just tell Chip that he may need a OC next year?

  • Holy shit. What formation is that?
    Is that like a new revolutionary lineup?

    You know what this means?

    Bear the Cat next Sun thread.

  • Bortles is so awful.

  • wow. Just saw the Bengals got their fourth win.

    So they’re only ONE game better than us? Nuts.

    • SC Dave

      One and a half.

  • BerwynBomber

    Damn, the Lions. What a turnaround. They made Brees look like a rookie.

    • Couldn’t believe they held that O, in NO too, right?

      That’s impressive.

      And whatever Jim Bob Cooter is doing with Lesbo, it’s working.

      All this without a run game too.

      • BerwynBomber

        Their DC — Teryl Austin — was a hot commodity a couple of years ago too. He might be joining Cooter on the interview front.

        If the season ended today, Stafford might be a top five MVP vote guy.

        • MB30SD

          Uhhhhggggg

  • Remember, kids, don’t forget to set your watches.

    “To what, Jeff?”

    #barkleytime

    Haha. But does he have a cool nickname?

  • willbest

    Carr has a dislocated pinky on throwing hand

    • BerwynBomber

      That happened last week.

  • Scharfinator

    IT. JUST. KEEPS. HAPPENING.

    It’s like a twilight zone episode or something

  • Anyone see that beautiful special teams play by Toub in KC?
    Where’s Viva when u need him

    • MB30SD

      Ohh rah!

      • willbest

        And FA. Pace better be there with the armored car full of cash the first day of FA.

  • EnderWiggin

    Home refs already making a difference in Pitt.

  • CanadaBear

    This pretty much sums up The Beloved.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjQDX4xeZFQ

  • CanadaBear

    Even though it will fuck up their draft slot, I’m happy for the team. They found someone worse and put it on them. Good on ’em. Now knock that shit off and lose out against 4 teams in the playoff hunt.

    • MB30SD

      They will

    • BuddhaJoe

      I’d be OK with them beating Detroit and Green Bay, even if it hurts the draft spot, because fuck them.

    • SC Dave

      No. One more win necessary, vs. the Fudge. Then lose to Detroit and we’ve guaranteed no playoffs for Vadgers.

      • Johnnywad

        Fuck losing to Detroit

  • BearDown100393

    NFL players are not going to tank. Their professional provides next to no security. These players can be cut simply for age or injury let alone actual performance. Players might stink (relative to the NFL competition) but they are not going to roll over on their one opportunity. The Bears will win out. 7-9.

  • BuddhaJoe

    Of course they won when I didn’t watch. How did Barkley look? The stat line was mediocre but that doesn’t tell the story.

    • Huge Bears Penis

      Future HOFer!

      • BuddhaJoe

        Fuck yeah, plan the parade, reserve the strippers and balloons now!

    • Looked good.

      1st half Birdcage ran it for like 10 yds. Only till the 2 min warning did he allow Barkley to throw, and he marched down the field and scored a TD.

      2nd half, Barkley was uncaged, and he delivered. Making great throws.

      Would’ve been even better, but somehow the WRs are STILL dropping easy balls.

      4rth quarter basically ran it again seeing that the 9ers quit.

      • BuddhaJoe

        That Conte pic is offensive and I will be filing a grievance with the blog gods BTW. Expect a sternly worded letter.

    • BerwynBomber

      His numbers look fine: 11/18 for almost 200 yards, 10 YPA and not INTs.

      • Huge Bears Penis

        should have let him pass more through the 1st half.

        • Absolutely. Said it from the start.
          Use the pass to loosen up the run D.

          Barkley finished well last week in that 2min offense, but strangely Birdcage assumed he couldn’t throw in the snow or something.

          • Huge Bears Penis

            announcer did say neither Barkley or Kap had ever played in snow before, but still no excuse.

  • Huge Bears Penis

    49ers were lucky Fox and company decided not to utilize Braverman, it would have been a slaughter 73-6

    • BearDown100393

      An act of mercy.

    • beninnorcal

      Future HOFer

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  • Huge Bears Penis

    I think Fox needs to go this route with handling Bellamy

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZtSA9lGfk8&t=25

  • Sauron’s right eyeball

    Watch out butch, looks like NB will be backing into the playoffs. Hee hee.

  • Two teams I absolutely hate watching even though they might make the playoffs.

    Chiefs – Texans.

    • BerwynBomber

      ITA about the Texans. Still hoping TEN can win that division.

      I can stomach the Chiefs, but just barely.

  • wreckinball

    Went into sports bar and only early game not on was Bears
    Got corner TV on Bears picked up another fan and Bear down!
    Kaepernick was awful
    Barkley outplayed him

    • willbest

      Barkley has outplayed cutler and Hoyer so far tho season.

      • wreckinball

        He looked a little out of sorts in first half but then played great
        Bellamy reminds me of the dude from on the movie The Replacements
        The dude who was fast always open but can’t catch

        • willbest

          I think he only threw it like 4 times before the 2min. 1 was a bs opi, one he overthrew Wilson that came up limping, and 1 he threw to the inside when the receiver broke to the outside. So it could have been bellamy’s fault.

          • wreckinball

            Maybe just load Bellamy up with stickum

          • willbest

            Isn’t that what receiver gloves are made of?

          • wreckinball

            No
            But maybe a little Lester Hayes
            Would help
            That dude was dripping stickum

          • Huge Bears Penis

            posted this below

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZtSA9lGfk8&t=25

            “Coach I look like I just jacked off an elephant”

  • lol great opening, Panthers!

  • wreckinball

    God I hate Seattle

    • willbest

      They are sadly having themselves a season, but they aren’t dominating the way they were 3 years ago

  • Johnnywad

    So Chico sat Newton for the first play of the game to teach him a lesson for breaking a team rule? A single play? Wow. Message sent Chico. And then, this is the best part, his backup throws a pick. That is beautiful. Nice job Ron. You can’t make this stuff up.

  • wreckinball

    And Carolina sucks

  • BearDown100393

    When NFL Head Coaches think they in a charge of a high school football team…..

  • Bernie Cohen

    Zzzzzzzzz!

  • Ugh. New I should’ve started Rawls! Dammit.

    • Huge Bears Penis

      same here! i lost because of it.

      • Who did u start instead?

        I started Booker who scored a TD, but that’s about it.

        Figured Forte would give me good floor too, so see how that goes.

        • Huge Bears Penis

          I had Ware and Elliot. was debating on putting Rawls as Flex, but went with Larry Fitzgerald instead.

          • You put Fitz instead of Rawls?! u cray cray.

            I started Fitz too, but as a WR2
            (though he did outperform Evans)

          • Huge Bears Penis

            i was not impressed with the Seahawks run blocking all year, and I figured Panthers run D would be better, but I forgot Kuechly was out

          • Huge Bears Penis

            It does look like i am going to sneak into the playoffs again this year with a losing record. I have the highest scoring team, but every opponent seemed to have their best game against me.

          • Yeah, sometimes that’s the way it goes.
            I’m the highest scorer, and the PA have been decent as everyone wants to take down the champ.
            It doesn’t really matter if I win this week actually since I’m #1 seed anyways, but beating NB is always satisfying in itself.

            You should join Da League next season.

            It’s all the cool kids from here. Shady, GP, Waffle, Sac, Trac, Ender, 505, Artoo, NB.

            If you and Irish join, that would make a solid 12 team league.

          • That Guy

            I will once again encourage a 1 QB league. You want to make it interesting? 1 starting QB, no bench spot for QB. Those bye weeks will make things very interesting especially with the bidding system in place.

  • BearDown100393

    Everybody wearing different color schemed cleats. Nobody mentioning the causes.

    • willbest

      I have heard a bunch of causes.

    • willbest

      finest breasts? Its like a who’s who of 40+ year old actresses. Most famous breasts perhaps.

      That being said, something about Jennifer Love Hewitt always rubbed me the right way.

      • Huge Bears Penis

        same here always loved Jennifer Love Hugetit’s boobs.

      • same three!

        I actually read an article last week as to the Hate Hewittt phenomenon.

        Focus groups of women between teen and 30 said they hated her, which contributed to the death of her Hollywood career cuz that demo is key for all those ‘romantic’ comedy type movies.

      • DaMurph

        Shes mine!

    • MB30SD

      I would like to rank them 1-5, alas, tis a school night and must go to bed.

  • willbest

    Dak and Zeke getting to the playoffs in their rookie year. Dallas clinches a playoff berth.

    • Yup.
      NFL won’t have to worry about rating this year.

      Raiders and Cowgirls SB would be their wet dream

      • willbest

        I would like that.

      • Huge Bears Penis

        Cowgirls are going to lose in first round.

        • willbest

          I think they are 2 wins from a first round bye, so your projection is unlikely.

          • willbest

            They are probably only 1 win from a first round bye because the giants aren’t going to win out

          • Huge Bears Penis

            sorry meant 1 and done, they won’t win their 1st playoff game.

  • willbest

    Wait why in the fuck if Cam was benched for 1 play was it not a hand off to the RB?

    • BerwynBomber

      Flukey INT though. Certainly not Anderson’s fault.

  • BerwynBomber

    Not a good night for SCD, I presume.

  • We’re only one game back of the NFC champs!

    • BerwynBomber

      Definitely the most disappointing team of the year. ARI and GB would probably be next but CAR is whole other level.

    • willbest

      Earl Thomas broke his foot. That is going to be a problem for the seachickens.

      • Tweeting about retiring. Yikes.
        Some of these athletes seem to retire more quickly than in generations past.

        Maybe it’s the $ or info on injuries.

        But he’s a big reason they’re so good on D.

        • willbest

          People get all emotional when they suffer trauma. That being said i would retire if I had 10 mil in the bank and had won it all. What’s left? A shot at canton if he stays healthy and productivity the next decade? More important things out there

        • Huge Bears Penis

          Plus the NFL is going to fine him for tweeting during a game.

  • BerwynBomber

    Bowen’s take on the Thomas injury:

    “The injury to Earl Thomas will have a major impact on the Seahawks defense moving forward. Thomas has the best range in the game. And that allows Seattle to lean on single-high safety defenses because of his ability to consistently close the seam and the post. Really tough to replace Thomas’ speed, ball skills and football IQ in the deep middle of the field given the scheme and the technique Seattle uses in the secondary.”

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  • That Guy

    So it turns out Barkley can play. I haven’t forgotten the two ugly interceptions last week, and the kid threw a total of 18 passes this week (in the snow), but the sample size is small.

    Best case scenario – Barkley is genuinely talented. Due to a few extra wins, we pick somewhere around 8th in the draft, but we can avoid a QB reach in favor of some of the other talent available in this class.

    Middle case scenario – This week was a fluke. Barkley comes back to earth and earns a spot as our backup and veteran mentor for next year. A win this week and maybe one more means we might have to do some horse trading to get our QB of the future, but we can likely make it happen given we’re still picking in the top 5.

    Worst case scenario – Barkley wins another game and then gets hurt. We now can’t draft a top QB without a major trade, but Pace is worried to pull the trigger because Barkley is a genuine question mark.

    The one thing this team doesn’t need is more uncertainty at the QB position. We are fortunate to have so many games left for Barkley to get meaningful experience. I sincerely hope he stays healthy.

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