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First & Final Game Preview of 2016: Bears at Vikings

| December 30th, 2016

No Weekend Show this week as I’m under the weather and my voice is dogshit. Thus, we return to an old standby…THE GAME PREVIEW!

Why Do I Like the Chicago Bears This Week?

I always like the Chicago Bears.

Any Football Reasons, Jeff?

Sure. Four:

  • Mutiny in Minnesota. Not sure I’ve ever heard stories like the ones coming out of the Vikings game against Green Bay last weekend. The head coach created a defensive approach, taught it to his players and then a corner decided, “Eh, fuck it.” Then they told the press all about it! We knew something was wrong in Minny when Norv jumped ship mid season. I don’t think anyone knew it was this wrong.
  • #barkleytime. Yep, I’m making the prediction. Matt Barkley will rebound from the awful performance against Washington and play his way to Bourbonnais.
  • What is the fatal flaw of these Bears? Their secondary. What quarterback threatens the secondary less than Bradford? I’m not sure. Bradford wants to dink and dunk his way to glory and that plays right into the hands of Fangio’s defense.
  • There was a time when the Vikings rush defense looked like the league’s best. But there was also a time when the Vikings were good. Now they’re a midpack rush defense, facing a juggernaut back 60 or so yards from the Bears rookie record. Jordan Howard dominates.

Football Friday & Saturday (The Future)

Players to watch in the bowl games over the next two days:

  • Sun Bowl: Mitch Trubisky, QB, North Carolina. Spent part of this week watching Trubisky tape and will say this: he does everything really, really well. He just flatout looks the part and more specifically the part of Matthew Stafford. The knock on him? Experience.
  • Music City Bowl: Derek Barnett, Edge Rusher, Tennessee. By all accounts the second best pass rusher in the draft, with the first expected to be off the board  in the first two selections.
  • Orange Bowl: Jake Butt, Tight End, Michigan. My favorite player in college football this season. I watch Butt (haha) and I see a game-changing tight end. And who wouldn’t buy the jersey?
  • Peach Bowl: Jonathan Allen, DE, Alabama. I’m convinced Allen is the best player in college football and the best player in the draft. His story is also well worth your time.
  • Fiesta Bowl: Mike Williams, WR, Clemson. Many will be watching Deshaun Watson but I think Watson is going to struggle at the next level. Williams, however, is going to be a star. If the Bears don’t bring back Jeffery, he’s a first round consideration.

Game Prediction

As of the time I’m writing this there is a chance Floyd, McPhee and Young will all be sidelined. That leaves the Bears with zero edge pass rush. So…..yea.

Bears 19, Vikings 18 in one of the worst games of the NFL season.

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  • SC Dave

    Barely got the first one in during 2016. Interesting play, Jeff.

    And while we’re on firsts, do we want to take another WR in the first round and end up like Millen’s Detroit?

    • DaBearsBlog

      It’s not preferable that’s for sure.

    • Sactowns#1

      NO! Anything other than lineman and DB’s in the first two rounds will be a huge disappointment.

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

      We have $. Ideally should be spent on Alshon, but if not, maybe Pryor

      (though I’ve been hearing some rumblings about him in CLE).

      Usu at least 1 high-end WR is available in FA

      (that might be Alshon however)

  • Captain Obvious

    I like to watch the Butt, too.

  • SC Dave

    Hey Butch, I just saw on Da Site that Kush practiced without restrictions yesterday, so it would seem he has cleared concussion protocol and can play Sunday. Maybe you’ll get your wish on seeing him play a bit more this season.

    Given how little drop-off evident in the interior of the line when Long (and also Sitton for a time) went out, I’m feeling good about our depth at interior of the oline. I’d still like to upgrade our tackles, but it’s not like we have Webb out there now.

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

      Shoot, didn’t even know Kush was in the concussion protocol, but heck, why not? Our entire team is a MASH unit.

      Kool. I really thought both Larsen and Kush bullied that Vike’s D the first.

      Sure, Cutler had his best perhaps ever, but that was in no small part to the Oline just dominating and Howard running rampant.

      If Kush shows well again, that’d be awesome. Like you said, great depth, and maybe could even kick out Long to OT without missing much.

  • Big Mike

    Would prefer to lose 19-18 thank you very much.

  • MB30SD

    Hmmmm… Probably can’t go wrong with any of those picks… Although, I’d put peppers in there instead of a Fucking wr…. Wr @ #3, no gracias

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  • MB30SD

    Jeff, I’m very offended by pic on the old beautiful Jenna Jameson… Because she’s scary now.

    • 505Bears

      Yeah, I guess all those money shots did nothing for her skin complexion

    • willbest

      All the porn stars of my youth are scary now.

      • MB30SD

        Sad really

        • Huge Bears Penis

          did you guys really think porn stars would age gracefully?

          • willbest

            When you are wanking off to them in your teens you don’t really think about how they would look a couple decades later. At least I didn’t. I am shallow like that.

          • MB30SD

            HBP is a deep, nuanced, sensitive man

          • Huge Bears Penis

            thank you, that almost brought a tear to my eye.

          • AlbertInTucson

            Mother Nature aside, eventually, all the cosmetic surgery comes home to roost and in a BAD way.

          • Sactowns#1

            Did you guys really think Jenna Jamison was ever hot?!

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

        Who knew 3 cocks shoving into one anus would age them more than necessary?

        • willbest

          I am pretty good at spatial reasoning and I can’t figure out how that works. or are we talking dildos?

          • Huge Bears Penis

            Amazing thing the internet is. open google. type “3 dicks in the ass” click search. await results.

          • willbest

            no. Sometimes its not worth knowing.

          • Huge Bears Penis

            chicken!

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

      Plz tell me that’s Jameson up there with Hampton and Jeff.

  • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

    Jeff, you kind of look like Jay Cutler, if he retired, moved next to a white castle and stopped caring about his diabetes.

    With that being said,I’d still bang you.

    Btw, you’re almost as tall as Hampton, holy shit.

    • Internet Smug Prick #9 (GP)

      White Castle. Heh.

    • Johnnywad

      Hampton is wearing a Rum Chata quarter zip. WTF??????

      I’d rather have not seen that.

      • Huge Bears Penis

        Rum Chata goes great on my morning cereal…. I might have a problem….

  • Sauron’s right eyeball

    Wow Jeff, you definitely traded up.

    • Internet Smug Prick #9 (GP)

      That’s Hampton’s squeeze

      • Sauron’s right eyeball

        Eye see.

      • CanadaBear

        He’s doing well for himself considering he’s an old fart.

        • AlbertInTucson

          I resemble that remark!

  • willbest

    The down side of self-driving cars?

    Safe roads means fewer organ donations… Good job slate.

    http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/future_tense/2016/12/self_driving_cars_will_exacerbate_organ_shortages.html

    • Huge Bears Penis

      Upside of self driving cars. More/Safer Road Head!!!!

      • MB30SD

        Ohhhhhhh!

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

      Slowly puts down bottle of Jack…

      • willbest

        Jack? what the shit. Scotch. Single malt. A spiced rum if I am mixing. red wines if its with food. Beer if the food is fried or served on bread.

        • Huge Bears Penis

          Too many damn rules. Drink what you want and however much you want.

        • Johnnywad

          Glenmorangie

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      Looks like chauffeur’s will be out of work too. : (

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

      “It is estimated that, worldwide, as many as 10,000 black market medical operations are performed each year that involve illegally purchased organs.”

      Sheesh. That’s grotesquely depressing.

      I thought science was close to creating organs in petris?

      Incidentally, less traffic deaths might have worse effects than fewer donors.

      For one, less deaths = more population.

      As if this world isn’t already over populated, over polluted, and under resourced, now add all those traffic deaths staying alive for another 30-40 years, and having 2-3 kids of their own that would not have existed.

      This will stress other major programs like medicare and SS, not to mention nature, jobs, etc.

      In some ways, as grim as it may sound, traffic deaths were an artificial way to keep populations in check.

      On the bright side – bottoms up!

      • willbest

        10,000 seems a on the low side. China uses its prison population to harvest organs. You can get a dozen transplants per body.

      • SC Dave

        I remember reading about some outfit that was looking into 3d printing with stem cells to make organs.

        It’s coming soon.

        • willbest

          They are doing amazing things with mice organs, I don’t know how much of that has moved on to pigs and monkeys yet.

        • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

          Yeah, I think that’s the report I’m thinking of.

          3D printing is really getting advanced. Becoming West World complex.

      • willbest

        Oh, suicide rates are up (especially among middle aged white males that are forcibly denied access to their children) to pick up the slack.

  • CanadaBear

    I like Fudgie fans getting all excited and shooting their mouths off about the playoffs. If they make the playoffs, they will be 1 and done with that D (even with the refs).

    • BearDown100393

      Lions win.

      • CanadaBear

        I hope so and I hate the Loins.

      • AlbertInTucson

        I would like to see that but, the Packers have all the confidence & momentum going and the Loins are clearly struggling.

        The Cowboys roasted that one CB. Maybe Detroit can put more pressure on Against the Packer line then they could against the Cowboys’.

        Zenner ran the ball well early but then that disappeared.

        Hopefully, he can hurt the Packers and take some of the heat off of Stafford.

        I would love to see the “R-E-L-A-X , we’re going to run the table.” Prediction go down the drain.

        • Tortured Bear fan

          I don´t understand why quit feeding Zenner at the sudden. they were in the game and running out the clock.

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

            I thought Zenner and Washington were the Lion’s best backs coming into the season, but I stopped assuming “rational coaching”

    • BerwynBomber

      Yeah, hard to see them going anywhere. Despite Montgomery’s game against us, they are still a one-dimensional offense. It is a helluva dimension (Rodgers), but no D and no rushing attack is doomed to fail in the post-season.

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

        The thing is that refs call diff games in the playoffs.

        They allow more mugging of the WRs at LOS (which Bill took advantage of vs Rams). Add the wintry elements, conservative gamescripts, and less holding call penalties, and it all favors run oriented Os.

        That’s why the axiom ‘run game and D wins SBs’ tends to be true.

        Refs tend to let em play more, and that usu favors Ds and run games.

        • willbest

          Nobody wants to think back and remember the OPI that won them a team the game unless the WR was carted off after the play, and sportmanship demands a penalty.

    • willbest

      The Packer’s first round is either going to be

      hosting: Detroit, Redskins, Giants
      at: Atlanta, Seattle (without Thomas), Detroit

      Quite frankly, I would take them over Detroit, Redskins, or Seattle and probably over Atlanta. I don’t even think I would bet on the Giants @ Packers game because I don’t trust Eli to just be money in the playoffs again.

      • AlbertInTucson

        Sadly, I tend to agree.

      • DaMurph

        I dont think they beat Atlanta.

        • AlbertInTucson

          Rodgers has had a lot of success IN Atlanta.

          • SC Dave

            He would need it. Atlanta has been scoring like mad.

          • BerwynBomber

            Rodgers played well when the Cheese met them earlier in the year and ultimately the Cheese still fell short of ATL. ATL has one helluva an offense, and unlike GB, they can consistently run the ball. Because of that, they’re more dynamic.

      • Big Mike

        Fuck the Packers

      • BerwynBomber

        And I could also see them losing everyone of those match-ups.

        Btw, both ATL and WAS beat them this season; in fact, WAS beat them soundly. And GB has history of struggling at SEA.

        • willbest

          I don’t think they are going to be laughing their way to the NFCC, but the only game I don’t give them above a 40% chance at winning is in Dallas. And even there I think they are at least 20-25%.

          • BerwynBomber

            Well first they have to get there, which is no given. And even if they do, they’re still a one man band.

  • willbest

    This is how the Bucs can make the playoffs. And if these games were being played in 2016, this would most certainly happen. But they are not. So sadly we will never witness this greatness.

    Bucs Would clinch a playoff berth with a win against the Panthers plus a Packers loss at the Lions plus a Redskins tie against the Giants plus a Texans loss at the Titans plus a Colts loss at the Jaguars plus an Eagles loss to the Cowboys plus a Seahawks loss the 49ers because of a better conference record than the Redskins (7-5 to 6-5-1) and a better strength of victory than the Packers (63-80-1/62-81-1 to 62-80-2/61-81-2 depending on the Bears-Vikings result).

    • AlbertInTucson

      That’s QUITE and equation.

      But not bloody likely.

      Giants aren’t going to play there #1s very long.

      At least Mike Tomlin did FFers the courtesy of saying he’s not risking his big 3 this week.

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

        Dammnit! Also used not bloody likely.

        I’ll go with another stock phrase – cold day in hell

    • Huge Bears Penis
      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

        I guessed it!

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

        oops

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

      All those other things CAN happen, but the TIE?

      NOT bloody likely!

      • Sauron’s right eyeball

        It could happen if the NFL wanted it to happen.

  • DaMurph

    Just was checking some stats on players bloggers wanted drafted, first round etc. Myles Jack…..24 tackles so far! Glad we didnt grab this one!

    • AlbertInTucson

      They knew he was a project because of the knee.

      I wouldn’t write him off just yet.

    • Sactowns#1

      Please look back and find the multiple posts of me screaming for us to get Jimmy G. instead we drafted a lame.

    • willbest

      He isn’t a starter though. He averages about 14 snaps a game on defense and another 13 snaps on ST. That is about 30-40% of ST snaps, and about 20-25% of Defensive snaps.

      • DaMurph

        He started 9 games, didnt start 16 because he sucks!

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

      Those “hybrid” SS/LB IMO are rather useless in our division that doesn’t have a dominant runner or read-option QB.

      Vadgers and Lesbo would pick them apart (look how they targeted Amos, and he’s more of a pure SS).

      I will always say “pass” on them, esp early.

      • willbest

        I think its important to note they didn’t pay a first round price on him though.

      • BerwynBomber

        Those SS/LB hybrids can be deployed in 3rd down passing situations. The Cheese have one in Joe Thomas … who also serves as one of their back-up LBs.

        But yeah, unless you’re deploying one as an every down player like ARI does with Buchanon, they might not be the highest need on one’s draft board.

        P.S. going off will’s post below, I forgot how far Jack plummeted in last year’s draft. He was considered a top 10 or 15 prospect at some point. Yikes.

        • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

          I could see the use in one as a nickle LB, but we could put Amos there now and have two purer S out there in those packages as well.

          Might all be moot anyways.

          Does Fangio ever use a S as a LB in nickle or even dime?

          Doubt it. He’s pretty missionary when it comes to aggressiveness or creativity.

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      Yeah man, I knew he would suck. He he

      • DaMurph

        Yeah i remember how much you thought he would suck! Haha!

  • AlbertInTucson

    “Mute Rockne”.

    Tee hee.

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      If it wasn’t for the old black n white movies about him when I was a kid, I’d have been a golden domer.

      • Orcs for Sauron 2016 PAC

        The Orcs of Mordor cover their domes with IRON!

        • Sauron’s right eyeball

          Beware the white hand!

  • Tortured Bear fan

    “there is a chance Floyd, McPhee and Young will all be sidelined” ……except Floyd, OLB has been from mediocre to disappointment this season. so not missing.

    • willbest

      Young did what he was paid to do. There was fair value there. Quite frankly, I think he (and Floyd) were both hurt by McPhee and Houston getting injured because they have been pressed into more snaps than they would have gotten with a healthier OLB core.

    • BerwynBomber

      Young played well. For the first third of the season he was our only consistent pass rusher. Plus, he mentored Floyd. What were you watching?

      • Tortured Bear fan

        Unfortunately the rest 2/3 of the season lacked of results so can’t agree with u and sorry but don’t have a pass to watch practices or close to them to know so called mentoring.

        • BerwynBomber

          Young has 7.5 sacks for the season. How many do you think Floyd has? In terms of the mentoring, there is a thing called reporters that provide that type of access. Read and listen to them sometimes. You might learn something.

          • Tortured Bear fan

            I won´t discuss your appreciation between what means 7.5 sacks for a veteran and what means for a rookie and the rest of metrics respect that. and sorry but I don´t have enougt time to read all reports on internet about team, lucky you.

          • Johnnywad

            LOL. Bomber I’m just picturing you feverishly reading every link known to discuss Young and Floyd so as to back your point. Gonna be a long night.

          • BerwynBomber

            Nah. I only expend so much effort to convince idiots of something they wish not to believe.

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

    Good job of illustrating the prospects in the bowl games.

    Will be partying and/or hungover to watch any, but jes, nice knowing who’s playing what. Maybe I sneak a peak while getting ready or in the background of, um, extracurricular activity.

  • Bernie Cohen

    The Bears cannot fix their internal organizational problems until they move into the new century. As a Bear fan, they are the most boring team to watch on TV. You guys cannot fix this team without admitting failure. I don’t trust them to make a smart draft pick.

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

      Name ONE good thing about the Bears going forward.

      • MB30SD

        I blocked this miserable fuck months ago and erra single post is just negatively.not even funny negatively… Am I right?! No seriously, I blocked his ass so I can’t actually see, I’m just judging by your reactions

        • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

          Jes, it’s your fellow tribesman.

          • MB30SD

            So what? I know plenty of miserable Jews, Christians, etc…

            Not many miserable Buddhists. Hahaha

            Kinda love that religion aside from mine. I’m a spiritual Buddhist

          • willbest

            I don’t have a large sample size on Buddhists, but I don’t think they are statistically any better than the rest of us in terms of being miserable.

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            Haven’t you seen how sad all the lititle chillens are when they make them shave their heads?

            Best hair extentions in the world, bar none.

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

            I’m a Bootyist, and Boobist.

            And sometimes even honor Yam-ica

          • MB30SD

            Very good

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            They sure do smile a lot. So do Japanese tourists when they’re riding the train.

          • MB30SD

            Sushi

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            Jess! Lots of sushi.

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      Never trust anyone outside the family Bernie.

      • BearDown100393

        Never take sides against the Bears.

    • willbest

      Horseshit. I have seen the Texans play 4 times this year. They are the most boring team in the NFL.

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

        Hands down.

        Or, trajectory down.

        • Johnnywad

          Brock is now on a downward trajectory

      • Sauron’s right eyeball

        What would inspire a man to watch the Texans 4 times?

        • willbest

          We played them week 1

          I wanted to see what Darth Hoodie could do with Brissett in week 4 on Thursday night football.

          One of their other games was on the Sunday broadcast and the last one was vs. the Raiders on MNF which I watched because I pine for Carr.

    • BuddhaJoe

      Uhh, Chiefs anyone? Texans? Browns? Varying levels of success but they’re all more boring to watch. Go back to the fucking Tribune with all the other mindless negative meatheads.

  • Captain Obvious

    Trubinksy doesn’t lack arm strength, that’s for sure. Throws a nice ball.

    The most impressive thing is how he moves 2 feet in the pocket and totally avoids the rush, resets, and fires.

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      Trade down for him. It’s what belicheat would do.

  • Johnnywad

    Watch Corey Davis (WR from WMU) play in the Cotton Bowl. I’ve seen the kid up close. He’s legit. If he’s still around in the second I’d take him despite our woes elsewhere.

    • Big Mike

      Blah

      • Sauron’s right eyeball

        Outlook for iOS?

        • Big Mike

          That shows up if I respond to a blog post directly from email on my phone or tablet.

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            It’s time for a jacuzzi lesson mike. MB?

        • MB30SD

          Hahaha

    • SC Dave

      I wondered about him on this very blog a couple weeks ago.

      Maybe I’ll be by a tv…will check if so

  • SC Dave

    How the fuck did Nebraska win 9 games? They are horrible.

    Did they play the Fuckin Illini six times?

    • SC Dave

      Oh wait… three best offensive players not in. Explains a little

      • willbest

        Are they injured or is it because they don’t want to harm their draft chances?

  • willbest

    “Trubisky’s entire receiving corps is little white guys. Don’t let him get to New England.” – Jeff

    I admit, that was funny.

  • Huge Bears Penis

    It’s a good thing the Bears did a background check on this guy.

    http://deadspin.com/video-shows-former-49er-ray-mcdonald-threatening-ex-fia-1790593284

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

      “I just want you out of my life”

      Breaks into house at 4am

  • BearDown100393

    Floyd out.

    • willbest

      To be expected. No sense in getting his bell rung a 3rd time this year in a meaningless game.

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

        Where’s Lovie when you need him?

        • MB30SD

          Busy slowly destroying his 3rd organization.

          • Johnnywad

            It’s impossible to destroy Illinois football.

          • MB30SD

            Seems that way. Love will give it his best though.

            Not purposefully of course

          • Johnnywad

            It would be like destroying the Browns. It just can’t be done again.

          • MB30SD

            We’re talking about lovie here… Watch and learn.

  • MB30SD

    Damn right you don’t… You faithfully married man!

  • BuddhaJoe

    Mike Williams? WR? If the Bears dump Jeffery and draft a WR high Pace should be fired on the spot, and kicked in the nuts a few times for good measure.

    • BerwynBomber

      Though it would make more sense under that scenario than under the one in which we selected White.

      • BuddhaJoe

        Never thought they should’ve dumped Marshall when they did, although I understood why they did. They had a franchise worst defense, then dumped one of the few pieces that did work, thus opening a hole and having to waste a high pick on another receiver, who then turned out to be a possible bust.

        • SC Dave

          Probable, you mean.

        • BerwynBomber

          The BPA vs. PoN draft debate will be eternal, but picking a WR in the top ten that year seemed unwise given all the holes on our team and the fact that Alshon, Uni and Forte were returning. I knew nothing about White but didn’t like the pick because of the fact.

          But obviously hope the kid can come back from all his injuries.

          • willbest

            My issue with BPA v. PoN is that I find it hard to believe that the BPA isn’t a PoN if you have 4 or more positions of need. Because now you are up to 4 possible players to match up against your BPA guy.

            Lets go back to 2015 for example. In Pace’s board, was White really rated so much better than Vic Beasley to merit that pick? Or one of the tackles Flowers or Peat?

          • dave

            I don’t think you take a BPA or a PoN early in the first if you have so many needs unless you can get a real impact player with a great degree of certainty. Only see Allen fitting that bill this year. Back to the old Monsters of the Midway in the front seven and even our inexperienced DB’s can cut the mustard.

          • SC Dave

            I doubt it happens. Looks like Q revisited, except 229 spots higher in the draft.

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

      What if Alshon demands like $15M/yr and 50M guaranteed?

      • willbest

        15 million a year I don’t care about. 50 mil. Guess hes gotta walk. $35 mil tops. Preferably $30.

        • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

          Why, worried Alshon will pack it in once he gets his guaranteed?

          Both would be a smidgen higher than Julio, which seems absurd, but wouldn’t surprise me if he’s trying to get paid esp knowing the cap situation.

          • willbest

            The wage is one thing. It goes up with the cap increases. But you start altering the years your are guaranteeing and that can get you into cap trouble in a hurry. Only QB’s and special players like Watt or Von Miller or Megatron should get 3rd year guaranteed.

          • MB30SD

            I’m allll about incentives for that dickbag.

            Sure we’ll pay you… If you play for it. Not paying you Julio money to sit on a bench or make a couple plays a game.

            Dat der Iz #1 cash… Gots to be a playmaker erra down punkass!

      • BuddhaJoe

        15 fine. They got the cap space. Now if he wants a lot more, then let him go.

      • Captain Obvious

        If he demands $15M/yr, tag him again.

  • Sauron’s right eyeball

    It’s all good.

  • dave

    I have to say, Jonathan Allen is the only player the Bears should consider at the top of the draft. If they can get him, stay put, if not, sell out that pick early and often. A late first or even multiple 2’s and 3’s will provide for much more talent at many positions. Sadly, not many first round quality OT’s out there, but plenty of players ready to come in and compete in the first four rounds.

    • Johnnywad

      I don’t know about only, but I’d love to watch a line that included a healthy Nicks and Goldman flanked by Allen and Floyd. That would be scary good before they all get to IR.

  • willbest

    “You serious, this kid’s parents?” – Jeff

    I don’t know Jeff, see a lot of Mohammed’s walking around. He did a lot of not so nice things too. Anyway, I looked into it, he was born 8 months before the Oklahoma City bombing. Its not his or his parents fault somebody shit all over the name.

    http://m.gazette.com/timothy-mcvey-making-a-name-for-himself-in-mop-up-time-for-air-force-football/article/1562524

    • Captain Obvious

      Muhammad is venerated by Muslims and was the founder of Islam; anyone who venerates Timothy McVeigh has their head screwed on wrong.

      And I’ve got to agree a bit with Jeff; you name your kid “Timothy” and 8 months later a guy with almost the exact same name kills a bunch of innocent people and kids, you make damn sure your kid doesn’t use his full given name. Maybe even start calling him by his middle name.

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)
        • MB30SD

          Man I hate that show… And her.

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

            Can’t deny your heritage!

            I would say just accept your festivus pole, but you’d be clueless!

          • MB30SD

            Festivus for the restofus.

            Boom.

          • Internet Smug Prick #9 (GP)

            In her prime, she was stickable.

            Even on her LFD, I would have tossed her right on the table and gone to town

            http://www.cc.com/video-clips/a30bcg/inside-amy-schumer-last-f–kable-day—uncensored

          • CanadaBear

            That’s a good show. A.S. is over exposed but she is still funny.

      • willbest

        Takes a bit to establish a religion. Maybe the McVeighites will be a major players 500 years from now.

        It does lead to an interesting test case. How old would you have to be if your name was Timothy McVey before you didn’t bother changing it? An 8 month old has no identity. But could you imagine trying to explain to a 3 year old why you have to change his name? But then you get to high school and he will probably have changed his own name by the time you got home from work. Established professional career?

        And the fact that he gets asked about it mostly at airports implies he doesn’t go by Timothy and its just being read from his official documents.

      • Sauron’s right eyeball

        The Black Pope founded Islam mate. You’ve got your facts all wrong.

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

    Oh, hey, MB, that WAS ur # I texted, right? Hope so!
    I rebooted my cell, so haven’t resotored a lot of my contacts.

    That pic of the booty was the 18 yr old.

    The blonde Packer fan WAS not the same girl lol

    I Happened to go out with that 18 yr old (first time she’s been to a club!) but left early, and I decided to step into the local watering hole. And what do you know, Packer bartender! Ugh, and the worse part is she actually knew what the fuck she was talking about. She crushed on Jordy Nelson.

    There was also a guy in there with a Sweetness jersey that bought be a drink once she yelled, “Hey, Jim, a fellow idiot just like you”

    Ugh. 3 fucking wins and swept. Couldn’t say shit!

    She was cool though. Informed me I had a hickie, took a pic of it. That’s the pic I sent you.

    So, long story short.

    Fucking Packer bartender (she bought me a drink too though, so I guess…)

    • MB30SD

      Yes. I was like… What in thee fuck was that hot mess?!?!

      Makes sense now.

      And you know I want boobies not asses.

      Come on man!

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

        That’s a nice 18 yr old french round apple bottom freshly spanked, right off the assembly line!

        Tsk tsk

        • MB30SD

          Meh…

          More nipples please

  • MB30SD

    Played titanfall on the ps4 with GP and rabbit last night. Was a blast.

    Anyaya other feegs interested?

    Shady where are you dooood?

  • Captain Obvious

    That whistling sound you hear is Butt’s draft stock falling.

  • Captain Obvious

    Butt got spanked.

  • Captain Obvious

    Butt hurt.

  • Captain Obvious

    Butt got penetrated w/o lube.

  • Captain Obvious

    I’m here all week. Tip your waitress. Try the veal.

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

      Butt of jokes

  • Captain Obvious

    They said Butt ran into the tunnel. That sounds vaguely sexual.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Peppers leaves The Orange Bowl Game.

    Bad hammy and the Bears haven’t even drafted him yet.

    • BerwynBomber

      And Butt exits game with a knee injury. McCaffery and Fournette looking smart about now.

      • AlbertInTucson

        I don’t see McCaffrey as a #1 and we certainly aren’t in a position to take Fournette with so many other pressing needs.

  • MB30SD

    Fucking Michigan.

    Smh

  • BerwynBomber

    Pace and Fox are scheduled to meet the media on Wed. Suggests that Fox, indeed, will be the HC in ’17.

    • MB30SD

      Sigh

    • AlbertInTucson

      Hey, Berwyn, ever eat at a place called CARM’S on Roosevelt Road or was that before your time?

      • BerwynBomber

        I did not. Where was it located, Al? I don’t eat out a ton but know the Roosevelt spots pretty well.

        Btw, is that the same place now on Polk? Buddha Joe asked me about it. I think he hits when he visits Chicago. I believe he lives near DET.

        • AlbertInTucson

          Roosevelt near Harlem Ave . Or so I recall but could be wrong. I had two friends that lived on Wisconsin Ave. just north of Roosevelt Rd.. on th Oap Park Side. A block from when they hit Sam “MoMo” Giancana back in the day.

  • BerwynBomber

    Rousey TKO’d in the first. Credit Waffle. He called it. (And apparently made some cash off it.)

    • MB30SD

      Watched it. She got Fucking destroyed (hoyer-style).

      I don’t think she landed a single Fucking punch… Or maybe it just seemed that way.

      The other chick landed face shot after face shot for 48 seconds straight, and herb Dean stopped it before Rousey even hit the floor.

      It was a straight up beat down, and SheDone! I hope she retires and enjoys her money, cause she shouldn’t fight again

      • Irish Sweetness

        The other chick? I hope Amanda gets more respect now.

        • SC Dave

          Mma… yawn

          • MB30SD

            Said a handful of old guys out of… Everyone else ever.

            ; )

          • CanadaBear

            More than a handful. Lots of old guys either don’t like it or don’t get it. i watch boxing but have no interest in MMA, esp women. Have no desire to watch women beat on each other.

          • MB30SD

            See… Another old guy.

            I was just ribbing Dave (and now you) Canada. I don’t really get anyone not thinking it’s exciting. Not liking it, sure… Erraone is different and entitled to their pov, but pretty hard to argue that it’s not exciting. 3 VERY exciting match ups last night.

            Oh, and I grew up watching and following boxing with me pappy… Boxing is dead. They killed it. Not sure who they is, but MMA and probably the mob def had major hands.

          • CanadaBear

            Don’t know about boxing being dead. They still draw well when they put decent matches together. Boxing fucked themselves with all the match fixing, fighters avoiding other fighters, carefully matching up and comers against tomato cans, etc. You put two talented guys in the ring against each other and it’s still exciting to me. I watched the Rousey fight this AM. She’s the former champ. The once unbeatable fighter of her division and she didn’t land a punch. That isn’t exciting to me, it’s amateurish.

          • Irish Sweetness

            Think about this. The only fight that would be bigger than Mayweather – Pacquiao … will be Floyd v Conor. Boxing is on its last legs. I saw Shannon Briggs beat some bum the other day .. and Bernard Hopkins got knocked out of the ring aged 51!

          • CanadaBear

            Any of these guys make for great fights.
            ROMAN GONZALEZ. RECORD: 46-0, 38 KOs. …
            GENNADY GOLOVKIN. RECORD: 36-0, 33 KOs. …
            SERGEY KOVALEV. RECORD: 30-0-1, 26 KOs. …
            TERENCE CRAWFORD. RECORD: 29-0, 20 KOs. …
            ANDRE WARD. RECORD: 30-0, 15 KOs. …
            CANELO ALVAREZ. RECORD: 48-1-1, 34 KOs. …
            MANNY PACQUIAO. RECORD: 59-6-2, 38 KOs. …
            VASYL LOMACHENKO. RECORD: 6-1, 4 KOs.

            I watch a lot of the lighter weights and the fights are intense. As soon as MMA is around forever there will be old farts out there trying to hang on and make a buck. You like what you like.

          • MB30SD

            Yep, this.

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            Danny “Little Red” Lopez. One of my all time faves.

          • BerwynBomber

            Greed, ego and bad TV deals killed boxing. PPV was fine for the huge fights but when every single DeLa Hoya fight was PPV — even his early ones against the tomato cans — it became ridiculous. Plus, you had the whole WBA vs. WBC fight, which didn’t help the sport either. Nor did Don King.

            Boxing, IMV, can still be salvaged, but as with football, it could have a long-term public battle because of health/safety issues. Oddly enough, MMA seems relatively safe, despite how brutal it looks.

          • MB30SD

            I was going to single out don king, but didn’t want to give that POS any credence. Smh

          • MB30SD

            Yep in the top half.

            Agree on the second half, but I bet you’d be more than a little shocked at the overall take for that card… And that’s all Dana white gives a fuck about

          • Irish Sweetness

            A lot of us wanted to see Ronda get beat up. I’ll fill you in C-Bear … Dana created the women’s bantamweight division especially for her and fed her a bunch of bums for three years. Then he fed her to Holly Holm … who kicked her head off .. then he fed her to the Lioness .. .who punched it off. Ronda was doing the TV circuit for years getting the most ridiculous praise of being the greatest athlete of all time yada yada .. when all she was was a judoka with an armbar. Once the UFC had gained enough advertising, they brought in real fighters ot the women’s division.

            The next star will be Angela Lee when they bring her over from One Championship as a wakeup call for Joanna at Straw-weight.

          • CanadaBear

            That sounds like boxing when they groom some successful amateur by lining up tomato cans.

          • Irish Sweetness

            it was genius really …. they sold a 2M dollar company for 4.2 Billion … and Dana had 9% of it.

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

            I’m sorta inbetween. I think a lot of ppl who grew up watching Blood Sport wanted to see the real deal, see what would happen if a grappler fought a takwando dude, or ju jitsu v haikido or whatever.
            And at the start, there was a lot of that. But eventually as in life all the fights ended up on the ground, and u would see Dan Severn literally lay on a 100 pound lighter Gracie for about an hour and still lose.
            So UFC implemented rounds, new rules (like no ball punching), weight division, etc.
            In other words, they made it more like boxing.
            However, unlike boxing, there’s still a lot of buff dudes w spandex laying on each other for minutes on end. And unlike boxing, a lot more chance is involved. The best fighter can get caught just once, and boom, no more undefeated golden boy. And every fighter gets caught a few times.
            Boxing to me seems less random and more skill oriented.
            That’s why boxers can go 50-0 if they’re good.
            UFC is no longer about muy tai v judo or whatever. It’s all mixed w heavy dose of floor locks.
            In other words, a more skilled version of watching a high school fight. Some punches thrown. Maybe a ko, more often to the floor. Both gas out. Fight ends.

            There’s a lot of nuance but that’s how it typically goes.

            There’s also like a million fighters that all seen about the same.

            I tend to only watch when the fighters are really big names or when chilling w buds and drinking beers shooting the breeze

        • MB30SD

          Agree, but this was all about me not paying attention than anything else. But I hear you and Agree.

          Gotta be a viable product to sell baby. Some Manish MMA bulldog isn’t ever going to get the same press/optys/etc… As a “pretty” blond that cleans up nice(ly).

          Sex sells… And you KNOW this maaaaan!

          That said, Amanda (since we’re now on a first name) is obviously the real deal (at least in stand up) and deserves respect.

          • Irish Sweetness

            She’s got a black belt in BJJ too. Whichever way Ronda wanted it, she was getting fucked up.

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            You should take up sailing MB. Has A LOT of upside.

          • MB30SD

            I get sooooo Fucking seasick maings. It’s the worst. I feel like dogshit for days.

            I’ll stick to whoring thanks trac

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            You could sail to Tartarus.

          • MB30SD

            I love Tauruses trac….

            Clit…. Tauruses!

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            I hear that’s where they all come from.

    • Irish Sweetness

      ???

      Nobody except Chael Sonnen had Rousey. She’s a joke. It was brutally beautiful.

      • MB30SD

        Sonnen is a Fucking tool. He’s also a lunatic

        • BerwynBomber

          I like Chael. He’s good television. ESPN employs him.

          • MB30SD

            Yes, because he’s Fucking crazy and always keeps it interesting. He’s still a tool, they’re mutually exclusive.

        • Irish Sweetness

          He literally picks the loser every time. I can’t recall him ever picking conor to win.

    • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

      Haha, that was the easiest money I’ve made in quite a while.

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  • BearDown100393

    Peppers has a leg. Out for Michigan

    • MB30SD

      Does he though… Or did he change his mine about managing his downside risk… And have to stay under Jim p lightly’s radar (or whatever he calls that little effort elf).

      I hope the latter

      • Internet Smug Prick #9 (GP)

        I agree. He’s pulling a Clowney.

        I’d drop him off the list just on character

        • Sauron’s right eyeball

          No wonder the Ruskies aren’t afraid of us anymore.

        • MB30SD

          Nah, I totally agree with him.

          Why in thee fuck would you risk your career and meeeeelions of dollars for a bullshit bowl game that means nothing?!

          For the nat champeenship sure, but nothing less. Let all the future used car salesman man that ship

          • Internet Smug Prick #9 (GP)

            Harbaugh may have pissed him off and so his agent and him came up with this to fuck him over and walk out the door.

            Given they lost by a point, it may have worked

          • MB30SD

            really? I think it was pretty straight foward maings.

            Pep to agent: Hey maings, the orange bowl is going to be so fun! Can’t wait!!

            Agent: Dafuq!?!?! Are you insane? Were you living under a rock last year?!? Did you not watch the fucking fiesta Bowl last year!?! Do you not know who Jaylon Smith is dumbass?? I’m literally shaking my fucking head at you right now Jabrill. Here’s a link to watch the gruesomeness (sends link)

            Pep: Oh, uhhhh, yeah…. uhhhh, ok. So no bowl game then?

            Agent: No fucking moron??! Do you want to loose multi-millions for some meaningless fucking game?!?? Seriously? My god, I suggest you go get someone reeeeaaally smart to manage your money right now, cause you’re a dumb ass.

            btw, call coach right now and tell him you, ‘have a knee’.

            Pep: oh ok sir.

  • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

    Thank you Rhonda.

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      See, it’s good to be the viceroy.

    • CanadaBear

      Good call! Hope you made a bunch of dough!

    • SC Dave

      What a punching bag… retirement would be the best plan.

    • Irish Sweetness

      My betting site has cottoned on to VPN’s. 6/5 and I couldn’t get on.

    • BerwynBomber

      She became insufferable. Glad to see her lose. The fact that she refused to meet the media again tells a lot about her. Could see that happening once. But a second time smacks of entitlement/brattish-ness.

      • Irish Sweetness

        Was it Ellen she was on when she said “Losing is a choice and I choose to go undefeated ..” ? The best thing about her losing the first time was Joe Rogan’s face. He’d built her up to be the female Jesus/Abraham/Yahweh/Mohammed … and she got her neck kicked in.

        Aside: Rogan thinks we faked SIX moon landings … and then he invitedNeil deGrasse Tyson on the show to reveal all the stuff Rogan had ‘learned’ from watching YT videos. H esmokes dope in the studio with Eddie Bravo and they bring up these YT videos as if they’re scientific fact … throwing out terms like ‘Van Allen belt radiation’ as if they’re nuclear scientists.

        • Internet Smug Prick #9 (GP)

          Jesus.

          Rogan also into scientology? I think the moon he likes to land his lips on belongs to Dana White.

          • MB30SD

            Hahahaha

        • CanadaBear

          The boxing analysts aren’t in line for any Pulitzer prizes, either. Rogan always was a buffoon.

        • MB30SD

          He’s a meathead tool. Too bad, he was funny as shit on news radio

  • CanadaBear

    Watched some of the NC game yesterday while I was working out. Great arm, good mobility, slow processor. Sound familiar?

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

      Ugh. Pass…

      • SC Dave

        Exactly… tired of that. So tired.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Forgive my lack of knowledge of white-girl porn … is that really Jenna Jameson?

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      Who the hell is Jenna Jameson

      • Irish Sweetness

        Somebody said that was her beside Dan Hampton in the photo. Jenna was a porn star. Apparently.

        • Internet Smug Prick #9 (GP)

          Jeff stood behind a porn star?

          • Irish Sweetness

            I thought it was Jeff’s gf in the photo TBH …

          • MB30SD

            No, the chick in the photo is Hamptons gf… Jenna is in the ads section.

            Jesus you guys are a mess

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

            3 dicks in a hole can drastically change ppl , mb, like those b4 and after pics of meth heads

    • CanadaBear
      • MB30SD

        She used to be gorgeous, that’s what millions in plastiques will do to you.

        …And a million dicks

        • CanadaBear

          If you ever saw her without makeup, even when she was young, her skin is all pock marked. To me she’s like a million strippers, flashy looking but when you get a real good look without makeup, meh.

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            A read good look eh? Hee hee

          • MB30SD

            Meh, that stuff doesn’t bug me if the rest is hot. I’m an overall attraction guy, not one specific thing or two like height or hair color or even not perfect skin.

          • CanadaBear

            My issue is the enormous fake tits and she looks like 10 miles of bad road these days. Lots of hard living for sure.

          • MB30SD

            Yep. My thing is that, at least right now in my life, I’ll see a chick at most for a few months, once a week max… So I don’t have to deal with any long-term shit. I try to not have to deal with even next morning shit. I’m so shallow.

          • Huge Bears Penis

            MB, I need some advice from a master. What is the best way you get rid of a clingy woman the next morning?

            Last night, I picked up a fairly homely looking chick, to be fair she is not exactly a stranger, we have met several times over the years. This chick doesn’t wear clothing to accentuate her body at all, sweatshirts and baggy jeans. Normally I would not have bothered with her but no one was out, she was the best option and it was my Birthday so I wanted to get laid. It turned out this girl had a sneaky hot body. So I was pleasantly surprised when she got naked. Actually I was excited because in these days of spanx and magic bras, it’s far too common for false advertising. Unfortunately, she could not take a hint this morning and seemed to want to spend the day with me. Everything I tried she seemed to have an answer to. She finally left about 15 mins ago. I ended up having to fake a family matter just to get her to leave. Normally I would be flat out rude/mean to get one nighters to leave but since she was kind of a freak in bed and has an amazing body, I would not mind having her as a repeat customer a few more times.

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

            You have to do two things, one which may already be too late.
            Before screwing chicks, gotta make it perfectly clear not looking for relationship.
            This tends to make them go away in the morning on their own. But this platform has to be imprinted before the deed.
            Two, sometimes that doesn’t work. Some girls just wanna stick around if they like u.
            So, just always have a predetermined excuse the next morning. Example, u wanna netflix and chill, hon? Ok. I just gotta (fill in the blank) the next morning.
            Crude, but could work a few times.
            The 3rd option would be kinda dickish, like be a little distant and cold the day after. Not necessarily be a dick, just not affectionate or usal charming self.
            This last gambit has the risk of turning her off completely, but might also just make her look at u as a purely fuck buddy, which is what u want

          • Huge Bears Penis

            yeah she worked through all those. I made it abundantly clear I was just out to get laid last night because it was my birthday. I also told her I had to help a friend this morning work on his truck, which was not a lie. I guess I made the mistake of giving to much detail by telling her my friends name, turned out that he is her cousin and said she would come along. One of the issues of living in a fairly small town. She then called him up to find out that he was not working on his truck because a part did not come in. So my built in excuse was destroyed on all fronts. And as far as being dickish, I am hungover so that was not a problem. Luckily my brother called me to wish me a happy birthday, and i was able to play the family issue card.

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

            Ah, small town. Yeah, excuses can be harder to come by when everyone kinda knows each other.
            Also, if you guys have chatted over the years, more than likely, she likes you, so you might have a stage #1 clinger.

            Still, could do a few things, like if you text and she asks you what you’re doing, tell her something like going out on a date, etc.

            Again, tends to make them check themselves, but never know.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGlYzH94XKM

          • MB30SD

            Stage 5…. smh

          • MB30SD

            siiiigh, fucking armature. Is your name MB?!

            NEVER be a dick MBP, there’s no neeeed mate! there’s no neeeed!

            Be a fucking big boy and make her coffee instead.

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

            He wants to get RID of her, not have a Folger’s moment.

            I didn’t say be a DICK, just be distant. Non -engaging.

            Like when a Japanese doesn’t want to talk to you.

            Polite, but aloof.

          • MB30SD

            I’m just fucking with you Casanova, settle down.

            And no, he wants the elusive fuckbuddy, which is almost as rare to pull off as the Sneaky 9 is in the wild. You have to use advanced stateegery, not frat house bungling.

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

            I agree. If a girl wants to hang out the day after, kinda stuck, esp if you wanna keep banging.

            I kinda don’t have that problem.

            I have about 3 fuck buddies that I do from time to time.

            The key is, I’m upfront, and sorta a jerk. Not majorly, but just enough so they don’t end up liking me or wanting to spend more time then they have to lol

            But still gotta put in the time (texting, dates, day-after).

            Eventually, it ends, but hey, there’s always others around.

          • MB30SD

            jes.

            I have about four 6-7.5s in the sex-only stable right now. Bored of all of them… none hot enough to really be interested in past 4-5 nights. Aw well, someone’s gotta do it.

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

            I think I’m at the point of not necessarily how hot they look, but HOW they are in bed.

            They must attract, of course, but if a girl is like a 7 and a fucking porn star in the sack, I’m seeing that girl a lot more than than the 9 who wants to go on suishi dates and stroll through botanical gardens while only giving reluctant head.

            That’s why I say – all about them SIXES, yo!

          • MB30SD

            totally. Just have to be attracted and there has to be super open naughty sex to make up for the quick attrition of ‘new’ that is exciting.

            Totally with you though.

          • Huge Bears Penis

            Now that I found out she is good in bed and has a great body, I am not opposed to finding out if she is more than just a one-nighter or a fuckbuddy.

            My problem is that since we had never been on a date and only chatted in the past, the sticking around the next day for too long is just a little taxing. I guess this woman just caught me off guard this morning. Normally I have no problem getting rid of one-nighters since they usually have some fairly significant flaw: bad lay, uninspired body, or bad personality. So I have never really cared if i was kind of a dick to them the next morning. However this woman was a great lay, with a great body, and a pretty good personality, but she broke down all my morning after defences which got me flustered. If we had been out on dates a couple times, I don’t have a problem with a woman hanging out a bit the next day, but I went into this thinking it was just a one-nighter.

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

            Personally, I like chilling with them the day after IF they’re not complete imbeciles.

            I call it “imprinting” (patent pending). It’s a good way to fuck them long term. They don’t feel as “slutty” if they chill w the fuck during daylight. Some sorta psychological self-delusion.

            But, only do it like once a week or so. Anything more than that, you got yourself a GF by default.

            But I’m your age, and the old ways of meeting in person, talking on the phone, going on a date, fucking them a few dates later, etc, gone…long gone.

            Kinda have to be up on your toes in this brave new world.

            For instance, I relayed that I boned a chick that I only met twice at a club. She came over the 2nd time after hours.

            Literally talked to her maybe on the patio for like 10 mins total (both times), some dancing, then just fucked.

            Didn’t even know her name. (Had to look it up on FB. Luckily, she put “going” to the club, so I found out her name that way – hint for other dudes).

            I was like, “Is this a one nighter?” Dunno anymore.

            But, that girl ur seeing with seems like a keeper – at least in the sack.
            Good way to start off the New Year.

          • Huge Bears Penis

            She texted me asking my plans tonight, I told her I was going to a house party but we would be going to a bar around 11pm for the midnight festivities. She told me that she was going to be at a different house party but definitely wanted to see me later tonight. This kind of eases my mind on the feelings I had of her being too clingy from this morning and gave the impression she just wants to fuck.

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

            The New Year’s Midnight Kiss/Fuck is Butch Level Imprinting.

            Only should be attempted by experts lol

            https://tune.pk/video/2419322/it-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-the-dennis-system-scene-s05e10-the-dennis-system

            But afterhours booty call always works.

          • MB30SD

            Sounds like a potential keeper. What’s the face?

          • MB30SD

            Dooooooood!!!!! First, happy bday, 38 huh… getting fucking old. : (

            Second….

            THE MAGICAL SNEAKY 9 BOD!!!! My god damned favorite unicorn that fucking exists on this miserable landscape of letdown dating!!! And as you alluded to, one of the rarest types of animals there erra was. I’v e only had like 3 in my 4.5 years of pro dating. 99% of the time it’s the exact opposite (as you said). The unveil, and peeeooooeeewwwww (holds up finger then makes the slow deflating boner motion), utter disappointment with smaller and/or yucky boobies, or a fat ass, or whatever. Usually it’s either as expected (phew!), a total let down (motherfucker!), or VERY rarely yours and my favorite sneaky 9+ (WHOOOO HOOOO!!!!!! JACKPOT!!!)

            My goodness you lucky dog. AND she was a freak in bed!? Dooood, I’d say def keep her around… and I want pics!

            Ok, so my pro tips. This one tends to send the message loud and clear erra time.

            1. You have to set the stage early and multi-tudinous times

            – That night… mention you have to get up early for surfing or breakfast or fucking squash (or whatever) with a budy that you haven’t been able to see in a while and you’ve fiiiiinally gotten something on the books.
            – You have a shitload of work to do that you put off last week, and it’s due monday (or the next day if during the week)
            – Make sure to let her know it’s an event WITH SOMEONE ELSE that you’ve already got planned. You need, a) a hard plan, b) with another person, c) add the ‘first time in too long’ factor to give it that, ‘I really can’t break this appointment… as much as I’d love to’ effect.

            2. Buy a coffee machine and to-go cups.

            – You can get both at BB&B (maybe stop off at Home Depot after?)
            – After you’ve finished taxing her ass with your morning wood, immediately jump up and say, “Like coffee?”
            – She’ll of course say yes (if not, she’s probably a tool), then proceed to make her a great latte (I uses freshly micro-planed organic and boutique mexican chocolate) while she wipes your goo off her chest/ass/stomach/mouth… put it in a to go cup and when she walks into the kitchen all dressed, you can give it to her and say something like, ‘I had a great time with your shocking sneaky 9. Let’s do this again soon…. oh, and will you text me when you get home so that I know you made it safely?”

            Of course this works once. The next time switch it to work (if you used a friend last time) or vice versa. By the third time, she’ll get the hint… or you’ll be sick of her and ready to ghost with her texts.

            You’re welcome. All I ask in return is pics/vids.

          • Huge Bears Penis

            to-go cups. ABSOLUTE GENIUS!!!! Also never thought of having them text me when they got home looking out for safety. That gives the appearance you are not a total dick and it was not just a one nighter.

          • MB30SD

            bingo.

            Pro tips. You’re welcome.

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

            Coffee cups will work until she says something like, “you’re not trying to get rid of me, are you?”

            Then, it’s back to plan a – the rolodex of excuses.

          • MB30SD

            That’s why you’ve already built the excuse in… and maybe don’t user her fucking cousin next time (dafuq?!?)

          • Huge Bears Penis

            How the hell was i supposed to know she was related to him?!?!

          • MB30SD

            No idea, I would have been like, “He’s your WHAT!?!?”

            Ok, that’s it… I’m moving. Sorry we can’t continue this, I’ll be moving out of this ridiculous backwater shithole monday morning.

          • Internet Smug Prick #9 (GP)

            he got the whore four on the floor
            runnin up the tab then headed for the door
            never gonna stay til the dance is a bore
            always seekin out that tasty wave shore

          • MB30SD

            BOOM!

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

            I’m sorta the same way. About once a week, and not always on weekend (like when I went out with that 18 yr old on Mon).

            Not sure about tonight though.

            Gotta decide if I’m gonna kiss a chick at midnight, and which.

            Girls tend to wanna do that midnight kiss with the dude they like, lest they feel absolutely lonely.

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            Kissing? Oeew gross. ; )

  • Irish Sweetness

    For C-Bear and anyone who didn’t see the fight. It’s REALLY quick.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i0RMbzq6qM

    • CanadaBear

      I watched it this morning. Rousey is like a crappy fighter with a huge punch. Always has a chance but against better fighters is going to get her ass handed to her unless they fuck up.

      • Internet Smug Prick #9 (GP)

        She needs to grapple, get the headlock and the hip throw. If it’s on the ground, it’s bad news. But these bigger stronger women can’t be taken down by her, and they have learned her pretty face is her weak spot. She cried and cried after Holm because her lip and cheek needed 20 stitches.

        The Latin monster? Shit she looked like a tranny from a cell block ward. I kept picturing her with an orange jumpsuit on. Daaaaaamn

        • CanadaBear

          The other woman is a lesbian and looks like it! If Rousey can’t get her hands on the opponent she’s fucked. She seems to have no D so any woman with some power that can box will wipe the floor with her. I’m guessing she never fights again.

          • MB30SD

            She’s just a grappler, zero stand up. Once Holm’s showed that, it was over

        • Irish Sweetness

          Oh she brings her girlfriend everywhere with her. Rough as fuck too.

        • MB30SD

          Exactly. Didn’t want to be the dickhead, but that’s one big ugly mean butch chick

          • CanadaBear

            Pretty much exactly what you would expect from a female fighter.

          • MB30SD

            Yeah, but the chick last night is the poster girl

    • Internet Smug Prick #9 (GP)

      Wow. Rousey from the opening bell does not look like the same person anymore.

      The stance, the body language, everything. She looks 15 pounds lighter than her prime and moves with zero aggressiveness. Mentally the woman quit after Holm knocked her out. Flatlined her confidence and it was over.

      • BerwynBomber

        A bit like Tyson. Once Douglas KOed him he was never the same fighter. Happens with bully phenoms.

        • MB30SD

          Yep

      • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

        Her entire psyche shattered with that Holm loss. As an Olympic athlete I was sad to see her crumble mentally after only one loss.
        She was a pioneer but true warriors can lose and come back. I knew she was finished and that is why it was easy money.

      • MB30SD

        She done

    • CanadaBear

      Gotta admit that last punch when Rousey bounced off the fence was a beauty. Right on the button. She’s lucky the ref called it. Do they stop fights more often than in the early days? I saw a couple of fights in the beginning where they wouldn’t stop the fight and one guy was turning the other guy’s face into goo. Wasn’t a lot of fun to watch.

      Doesn’t look like the champ uses her left for more than just upsetting the other fighter’s timing. The thunder seems to be in the right hand only.

  • Internet Smug Prick #9 (GP)

    Fuck the Packers.

    But betting on the Lions is chasing fool’s gold. God damn.

  • Internet Smug Prick #9 (GP)
    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      I’m going to pretend I didn’t see that.

    • MB30SD

      Waaaaaa, I’m about to be a multi-millionaire… And the Chicago bears next defensive legend.

      Waaaaaa…

      (See what I did there)

      • CanadaBear

        If Pace goes with Trubisky (Jay Cutler Jr.), I’m going to be a sad old man.

        • MB30SD

          Me too. Fuck that.

          I’m really hoping pace proves me right and knocks it out of the park again this year. Just pick Allen or peppers dude… Can’t go wrong there and no matter what people will understand the pick

          • SC Dave

            Barnett looked pretty damn good.

  • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

    Rousey earnings to be reinvested in Packers victory. Packers victory earnings to be reinvested in a 10 game Israeli basketball league parlay which will net me 20,000.00
    What could go wrong?

    • MB30SD

      Sounds like a solid college investment fund for your 27 children

      • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

        Exactly.

        • MB30SD

          Do we have confirmation on the 28th yet?

          • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

            Not yet but it’s all but wrapped up. I was like a deranged puppy in heat.

          • MB30SD

            holy shit. you are either really brave or really dumb… and I know you’re not dumb.

            You’re a better man than me. I’m worried about the world I’m leaving my two, never mind 73

          • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

            Strength in numbers. I’m creating my own gang

          • Internet Smug Prick #9 (GP)

            taking the south side back for the Irish, one sperm and egg at a time

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      It depends on whether or not they get to suit up with uzzies.

      • MB30SD

        Always

    • Internet Smug Prick #9 (GP)

      Confucius say:

      he who parlay joo hoop destined for berry berry empty basket

      (GP, looking to peg the racist meter to re-calibrate for 2017)

      • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

        Joop gambling is a different kind of rush.

        • Internet Smug Prick #9 (GP)

          I don’t tolerate racism. Like, when I was a kid, I would have all kinds of friends over, all backgrounds and races. One day I brought over my friend, this black kid I knew. My grandma would get all weird on me. She would say, “Oh GP, is that your little friend? What is he, a drug dealer?”

          I would say, “Granny, that’s racist. Also… put your money away.”

          BOOM!

  • Irish Sweetness

    Already 2017 here in Toyland … and the world hasn’t ended. The year did end in a bit of a nightmare for me and mine, but we’re going to leave that in 2016. I hope.

    HNY to the blog brethren.

    • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

      Irish, you need to get back to Ireland.

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    • MB30SD

      Hope 2017 is better maings. From all reports erraones had a brutal year. Up and up!

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      Do tell Irish, I hope all is OK now?

      • Irish Sweetness

        Ah, end of the ‘Across the Middle – Week 17’ thread …. where it shall stay.

    • CanadaBear

      Back atcha Brother-Man! Best wishes.

      • Internet Smug Prick #9 (GP)

        greets from last year

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

      Happy New Year bud

  • BerwynBomber

    Ouch …

    “The Bears have one Pro Bowl season by a QB in the Super Bowl era — Jim McMahon in 1985, when the Bears won their only Super Bowl. Per the Elias Sports Bureau, their 31 seasons since a QB last made a Pro Bowl is the longest active drought in the NFL.”

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      You could have knocked be over with a feather BB. Who ever would have thot?

  • Sauron’s right eyeball

    Oh honey….honey.. honey.. honey.

    I had my hernia surgery on weds morn. Went pretty well but it’s been bloody sore all week. My wife just came to me with the bag from the hospital, pulls out an ice pack and says, “oh yeah, i forgot, while you were in recovery, the Doctor told you were supposed to use this”. Smh

    • MB30SD

      daaaamns, if I didn’t know any better, I’d say she was tryna give you paaaaaiiiin! (no shit right?)

      • Sauron’s right eyeball

        Lol. To all you future husband’s out dare…..never and I mean never ever ever take medical advice from your wife. Ever.

    • Orcs for Sauron 2016 PAC

      We Orcs don’t use ice. Or anesthetic. But then again, our balls are so big we’d never notice a piece of intestine poking into our sacks.

      • Sauron’s right eyeball

        I’m speechless.

        • Orcs for Sauron 2016 PAC

          Just tweet out your thoughts, like your left eyeball does.

    • Irish Sweetness

      Meant to ask you about that …. was it keyhole or the full circus? Trying to figure out if I’ll have mine done.

      Take her handy!

      • Sauron’s right eyeball

        Keyhole, no mesh. Just sewed me up.

  • AlbertInTucson

    That fumble by Washington was disappointing to say the least.

    They were fortunate Bama shot themselves in the foot with the false start on 3rd and 1.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Kiffen tried to get cute.

    They were gashing it up the middle. He goes wide, they get behind the sticks, punt.

    Eventually, I think the Tide’s physicality will dominate.

    • BerwynBomber

      Yeah, not impressed with Kiffen’s playcalling. Not only the series you cite, but the one after in which they have the ball in Husky territory. A bomb on first down? Just pound the rock with your two RBs and go up a couple of scores.

      He’s keeping Washington in this game.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Wow. NICE stand by The Husky defense.

  • AlbertInTucson

    They are keeping this a game but the Washington Offense needs to get some first downs.

    • SC Dave

      A touchdown would be good. Fuck ‘bama.

  • SC Dave

    Just heard about some bama DL that wanted to emulate JPP, so he shot his index finger off.

    Respect.

  • SC Dave

    Washington QB sucks.

    That, and someone complained about kiflin’s play calling?

    • AlbertInTucson

      His defense should go over and slap his face.

    • MB30SD

      he’s a sophomore. needs at least 1 more year

  • AlbertInTucson

    Back breaker.

    • SC Dave

      Game over. No sense wasting any more time on this one.

  • BerwynBomber

    That is what you do when Kiffen is pissing O opportunities down his leg. Addition by subtraction when he leaves.

  • AlbertInTucson

    HUGE if Washington can manage to even put 3 up before half.

    • SC Dave

      They are afraid to throw deep

      • SC Dave

        Like right there… pussies.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Todd “I was picked WAY ahead of Dan Marino in the 1983 Draft” Blackledge.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Anonther crappy throw by Browning.

    • SC Dave

      The second down he has all day, and then throws a shit 4 yard pass behind the receiver when he should have chucked it 50 yards downfield.

      • AlbertInTucson

        Even so, he HAD his guy open on a slant that would have picked up another 10 to 15 or more.

  • BerwynBomber

    Turnovers killing Washington, but Kiffen making sure this isn’t a blowout.

    • AlbertInTucson

      Bama has made its living not only GETTING the turnovers, they just bypass Kiffen and take them to the house.

      I believe they said that was #15 this season.

      That is crazy.

      • MB30SD

        11, but still.

        Sounds like us in 06

  • AlbertInTucson

    “Hockey is….on TV.”

    So true.

    Even in HD, you just have a tough time tracking that little rubber disk.

    • Orcs for Sauron 2016 PAC

      We’ve heard that said about porn, too (“Even in HD, you just have a tough time tracking that little rubber dick.”)

      Luckily, our fearless leader has the best vision of anyone. The very best! So sad others can’t see as well as he can. So sad!

      • Internet Smug Prick #9 (GP)

        You Orcs ever find a dead body in the woods? Of course you have.

        Two weeks ago I found this guy in the woods. Poor sap, he must have stepped in a bear trap or something. Leg all mangled and caught up. He must have been unable to get out.

        A week ago, my curiousity got the best of me. I went back. He had died.

        BOOM!

        • Sauron’s right eyeball

          You’re not one of those clowns are ya?

  • Internet Smug Prick #9 (GP)

    Rousey’s trainer mic’d up.

    https://twitter.com/BitaNick/status/815236496458477568/video/1

    He tells her to do all the right things. She does none of them.

    • AlbertInTucson

      So, she could play on the Viking defense?

      • Internet Smug Prick #9 (GP)

        BOOM! Al drains the 3.

        • AlbertInTucson

          “Because I know more than my coach/coaches.”

          SMH.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Alabama mistakes keeping this a game.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Decent new Allstate “Mayhem” spot.

  • AlbertInTucson

    “He’s not afrad to take a lick. He’s not gonna slide very often.”

    He is STILL A QB.

    He better slide. and often.

  • AlbertInTucson

    And, there you go.

    Lucky they got it back.

  • AlbertInTucson

    I would be slamming #9, Scarborough, at Washington a LOT more as opposed to putting my QB in harm’s way as Kiffen seems bent on doing.

  • AlbertInTucson

    “Running into the kicker”?

    I always thought once that kicker runs, even a few steps to do that rugby kick, THAT protection is negated.

  • AlbertInTucson

    A shame when the zebras miss an OBVIOUS call like that in a game like this.

  • AlbertInTucson

    First down, Washington.

    yay.

  • AlbertInTucson

    HELL of a kick.

    Now watch Bama drive it 98.

    • AlbertInTucson

      Boom!

  • MB30SD

    #50 on W dline is a big samoan beast

  • AlbertInTucson

    2nd down. Time to have my QB take another lick.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Scarborough.

    Finally heard me, Lane?

  • AlbertInTucson

    You heard it here, first!

  • AlbertInTucson

    Game. Set. Match.

  • AlbertInTucson

    That Bo knows football, too.

  • MB30SD

    allen… yes please

  • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

    I’m about to put my bets in for Sunday.
    I can’t bet on Washington because I don’t trust Cousins even if NY has nothing to play for.
    I can’t bet on Pit because of course the Browns will pull out an unlikely victory.
    I want to bet on GB but my gut is telling me GB will fail even if it’s not Rodgers fault.

    I am going to bet on New England and Seattle. A lower rate of return but two orgs that usually know how to step on someones neck.

    • MB30SD

      agree on green bay, fuck those assholes.

      • AlbertInTucson

        I will be pleasantly surprised if Green Bay fails but history predicts otherwise.

        After all, it IS still the Loins.

        • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

          Yeah, it’d be a miracle if the Lions win.

          It has nothing to do with personnel, or injuries, or coaching, or whatever Xs and Os one can cite.

          It’s like the Bad Boy Pistons beating the Bulls for years. It’s a mentality.

          Just about the will to win, about players doing what they must in clutch moments.

          Someone on the Lion’s team is going to have to make that play or two. History has proven they never do.

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      Give me the skinny Waffle? I’m guessing you took a ride on the Browns to not cover foe a few? Amirite?

      • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

        I only placed a 2 game parlay of Seattle and new england on the money line. Almost a 100% rate of return.

        #discipline

        • Sauron’s right eyeball

          Steelers only giving up 7 points.

  • SC Dave

    As I said, game over at halftime. Glad I didn’t waste time on it.

    Fuck Alabama.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Lane Kiffen.
    I am NOT throwing on 3rd and 9 up by 17 with my defense dominating the other guys.

  • AlbertInTucson

    12 guys on offense and STILL nobody open.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Klaatu. Barada. Nikto.

    Just about to start on TCM.

    • BuddhaJoe

      “I’m here to kick ass and chew gum, and I’m all outta gum.”

      • AlbertInTucson

        Not in this movie.

        “Gort. Maringa.”

        • BuddhaJoe

          Damn, I thought you were talking about Army of Darkness then I looked at TCM. Disappointed.

          • MB30SD

            hahaha, my right handman at work went as Ash Williams this halloween

          • BuddhaJoe

            “Gimme some sugar baby.”

          • AlbertInTucson

            “Disapointed”?

            This is a CLASSIC.

            Not to be confused with that Keanu Reeves stinker by the same name.

          • BuddhaJoe

            Oh, not saying it isn’t good, it is, but the Evil Dead movies are just one of my things. The Keanu one does indeed suck though.

          • AlbertInTucson

            Always dangerous to mess with the classics.

          • BuddhaJoe

            Ghostbusters anyone?

          • AlbertInTucson

            Here is how bad I am at MODERN films. I was not aware that that line is used in Army of Darkness until I reviewed some trivia on IMDB.

          • BuddhaJoe

            Hey I’m only in my 30s and I’m already there with new movies. I thinks it’s just the era you came of age, and it goes downhill from there.

          • AlbertInTucson

            I haven’t been to a theater in years, now.

            I think the last film I saw in a theater was the remake of True Grit.

            That would be 2010.

          • Johnnywad

            I thought they did a nice job with it. You?

  • MB30SD

    holy shit!!

    How in thee fuck does steve sarkasian still have a fucking job in college football!?!?!? in any football!?!?

    jesus christ, talk about an incestuous cesspool

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      You are not entertained?

  • BuddhaJoe

    Dammit, it’s gonna be Alabama and OSU isn’t it? Fuck. Glad I thought the Michigan game was at a different time and didn’t watch that choke job.

    • AlbertInTucson

      I give Clemson a shot against OSU.

  • SC Dave

    Always classy Alabama. Cocksuckers.

  • Sauron’s right eyeball

    Barfley #31. Yes boys, da Bears owning the waiver wire once more.

    http://newarena.com/nfl/ranking-every-nfl-starting-quarterback-from-no-32-to-no-1/2/?amxt=Yahoo

  • AlbertInTucson

    THREE STOOGES marathon on IFC.

    A PLUMBING WE WILL GO starts in about 10 minutes.

    One of their best.

  • MB30SD

    Happy new year gents

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      Looks around…..who you talking to MB?

      • MB30SD

        Guess you

        • Sauron’s right eyeball

          I hold no rank or tithe of such nature but thanks, you too.

    • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

      2017 will be amazing.

      • MB30SD

        Fuck yes my maings… Fuuuuck yes!!

      • BuddhaJoe

        Well I’m getting married so….hard to say? Mixed bag?

        • Sauron’s right eyeball

          If you’re getting married it better be the best freaking decision of your life. Feel me brah?

          • BuddhaJoe

            Oh yeah, I never thought I would and I got lucky on this one, but I’m still expecting it to turn into some sort of sitcom situation.

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            Just remember that whatever comes through that door, never look back. Hee hee

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd IplayHard2!(Butch)

            They say that romance movies are about falling in love while most tv comedies are about marriage, so hope u love Married w Children!

          • MB30SD

            I got married twice… First and last bitches.

            Fuck dat noise!

            Oh, and congrats!

        • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

          Well I hope you’d be happy about that!

        • AlbertInTucson

          Congratulations.

      • AlbertInTucson

        We can only hope.

  • Sauron’s right eyeball
    • BerwynBomber

      Easy. Carried those crap DEN teams and bailed out Reeves constantly at the end of games.

      • Sauron’s right eyeball

        No. 3? Sorry kimasabe, eye don’t see it.

  • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

    Another year closer to death boys. Make 2017 great any way you can.

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      Jess, mind is matter.

    • AlbertInTucson

      “You load 16 tons, whaddya get? Another day older and a deeper in debt…”

      • Sauron’s right eyeball

        “I was raised in the Cain by an old mountan lion, you know a high tone woman make me walk the line”.

        • AlbertInTucson

          Actually its “… CAN’T no high toned woman make me walk the line.”

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            And I’ve been singing it that way for all these years…..

          • AlbertInTucson

            Tennessee Ernie Ford rode that to #1 in about 1955.

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            I used to sing it to my kids when they were todlers. They loved it.

  • AlbertInTucson

    OSU didn’t look any better than Washington in that first half.

    • BerwynBomber

      They arguably looked worse. But for the INT, Washington was hanging with ‘bama, though some of that was due to brain dead playcalling by Kiffen.

  • BerwynBomber

    Jake Butt suffered torn ACL in Orange Bowl.

    • AlbertInTucson

      SMH.

      • MB30SD

        X 2

  • BerwynBomber
    • AlbertInTucson

      But, but. Wasn’t Chip Kelly a GENIUS?!

      • Sauron’s right eyeball

        But can he call plays Al?

        • AlbertInTucson

          He’s got 3 years due from SF and he is still collecting a paycheck from Philly.

          THAT, folks, is GENIUS.

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      Leaked to reporters for effect? Nice.

    • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

      Niners game will definitely be part of a parlay torrow

  • AlbertInTucson

    When was the last time OSU got absolutely HUMILIATED like they did tonight?

    • BerwynBomber

      Ten years ago or so? Didn’t they get worked twice in national title games? FLA and LSU? I believe Meyer was HC of that FLA team. Sound familiar? Near the end of the Tressel days?

      • AlbertInTucson

        A new experience for Mr. Meyer.

        Quite a wax job, in any case.

        • Sauron’s right eyeball

          It’s good to see. I severely dislike that man.

          • AlbertInTucson

            He always speaks well of you.

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            ; )

  • AlbertInTucson

    Have to agree with Jeff on Watson.

    I don ‘t see his translation as a QB to the NFL.

    Of course, I wasn’t sold on Mariotta he seems to have transitioned nicely.

    • BerwynBomber

      One difference is that Mariotta protected the ball like crazy even as a college player. Watson’s INTs are up there in Winston territory.

      That said, I’m not as down on him as you and Blogfather. But I don’t know how early I would take him. This might be a second/third round QB draft.

      P.S. I’d still like to see more of the Rudolph kid at OK state. Intrigued, if nothing else.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Watchinng THAT’S ENTERTAINMENT II now.

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  • AlbertInTucson

    Happy New Year, Da Bears Blog and Jeff Hughes!

    We don’t always see eye to eye but I want to express my appreciation for this site.

    The only Bear blog I visit.

    Hopefully, 2017 brings us all a better Bears team to debate.

    • Johnnywad

      Amen. Cheers Al.

  • AlbertInTucson

    So, an airline pilot in Calgary was arrested after he passed out in the cockpit of his airliner that was scheduled to fly to Cancun.

    He still blew 3x the legal limit TWO HOURS after he was taken in to custody.

    Happy New Year, hoser, eh?

    • Make RedZone Conv% Great Again

      He’s no Sully I’ll tell you that!

      • AlbertInTucson

        This reminds me of an OLD Hundson & Landry routine called AJAX AIRLINES.

  • willbest

    OSU making the case that winning your conference should matter.

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