• Irish Sweetness

    Can’t wait for the game … even though it’ll be an ass-whuppin’.

    • The Yes Guy

      YES

    • Big Mike

      blah..

  • The Yes Guy

    Yes!

  • Columbus Tour Guide

    I don’t do the Twitter thing well enough to tell him there, but if Dave is reading this, there isn’t a basket of good choices for Bears games in Columbus. No Bears fans hangouts or fan clubs, no. But there’s a local chain called the Winking Lizard that has a lot of screens, lots of good beer on tap, and decent food.

  • BearDown100393

    The only football blog where its covered team plays second banana to golf. Oh well. The Bears are going to destroy Detroit. Naysayers need not apply.

    • SC Dave

      Golf… zzz….

    • Johnnywad

      Soothsayer

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    Totally forgot there’s a London game!

    NFL allll daaay. Get somee

    • MB30SD

      Yaaaawn.

      After the crazy finishes and seemingly meaningless rankings in college ball, looking at watching a day of nfl seems… meeeh.

      That and it’s hard to get it up when your team sucks. Like hooking up with a 5 just cause you have a penis and can.

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

        Don’t get flaccid on me now, MB!
        You hate the Loins as much as I do.

        And hooking up with 5s is fun!

        You don’t have to drive. They pay for dates. You can get drunk and tell them the cruelest shit ever, and they’ll still give it up. They get your Caligula jokes. You don’t have to hide fucking other chicks from them, not even nominally. They’re down for WHATEVER in bed.

        So I heard….

        • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

          Go Bears!

        • MB30SD

          All true (I’ve also read on the innerenesses), alas my penis won’t let me do anything below a 6ish… with huge tits.

          • MB30SD

            And we do hate the luns equally

    • Irish Sweetness

      Yeah, saw that by accident. Watching now. God the Colts line sucks – but if we were playing them Fangio would give Luck all day in the pocket. Tell me that’s football.

      Vinatieri is some dude. 21st season. 32 successful FGs in a row. Not Patriot-missile ‘successful’, but actually between the posts 32 times on the trot. 7 last FGs over 50 yards successful. Amazing.

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    Since Jeff doesn’t do previews anymore.

    Silva’s game preview.

    Detroit @ Chicago
    Vegas Projected Score: Lions 24.75, Bears 21.75

    Fantasy’s overall QB3 through three weeks, Matthew Stafford gets an enticing Week 4 draw against an injury-depleted Chicago defense that has allowed ascending point totals of 23, 29, and 31 to the Texans, Eagles, and Cowboys, two of whom are quarterbacked by rookies and the third by Brock Osweiler. Stafford has thrown multiple touchdown passes in eight of his last nine games and roasted Bears DC Vic Fangio’s defense with weekly finishes of QB1 and QB2 last year, combining for seven touchdowns and an absurd 750 total yards. Stafford is a top-five fantasy quarterback play in this matchup. … Although rookie Dwayne Washington’s Week 3 box score didn’t stand out against an elite Packers run defense, he ran with burst and violence between the tackles and played more than expected in a game with horrible script for the Lions, tallying 11 touches on 36% of the snaps despite a 31-3 deficit deep into the first half. The Lions’ goal-line and between-the-tackles specialist, Washington is an underrated flex play against a Bears defense that is still missing NT Eddie Goldman (ankle) and ILB Danny Trevathan (thumb), and was gashed by Cowboys RBs for 36-160-2 (4.44 YPC) rushing last Sunday night. Facing a Bears defense that has allowed the NFL’s most run plays (108), Washington should not go overlooked in DFS. … Theo Riddick has been a predictable disaster as a ball carrier (21-46-0) the past two games, but he remains a strong RB2 in PPR leagues. Riddick’s 16 catches rank second among running backs, and he is dominating playing time with Weeks 2-3 snap rates of 66%, 65%.

    Stafford’s Weeks 1-3 target distribution: Marvin Jones 29; Golden Tate 22; Eric Ebron 20; Riddick 19; Anquan Boldin 16. … Fantasy’s No. 1 overall receiver following last week’s 6-205-2 explosion at Lambeau, Jones will do Week 4 battle with Bears second-year UDFA Jacoby Glenn and 30-year-old CB Tracy Porter on the perimeter. Although Glenn and Porter have held up surprisingly well early this year, four different receivers (Will Fuller, Jordan Matthews, Terrance Williams, Cole Beasley) have dropped 70-plus-yard games on Chicago’s secondary, and Dez Bryant (4-30-1) and DeAndre Hopkins (5-54-1) both hit pay dirt. Having clearly separated himself from Tate, Jones has earned every-week WR1 treatment. … Being used as a short-area gadget player, Tate has been a complete fantasy bust with scoreless yardage totals of 41, 13, 40. At this point, Tate may need an injury to Jones to become a legitimate asset. … Boldin has scored a touchdown in back-to-back weeks, but his target counts are 3, 7, 6 on the year and his big-play ability has all but vanished at age 36. Role-player possession targets Tate and Boldin are cannibalizing each other behind Jones. Boldin is a touchdown-dependent WR4/5. … Ebron ranks seventh among tight ends in targets, sixth in catches (14), and fifth in yards (168). That makes Ebron an every-week starter in season-long leagues. The Bears remain vulnerable in the middle of the field after losing ILB Trevathan, while SS Harold Jones-Quartey (concussion) is listed as questionable.

    After quietly posting last week’s QB11 finish in Dallas, Brian Hoyer is worth a look as a Week 4 streamer and makes for a strong two-QB-league play against a Lions defense that has yielded league highs in passer rating (120.2) and touchdown passes (10) while allowing weekly finishes of QB1 (Andrew Luck), QB18 (Marcus Mariota), and QB5 (Aaron Rodgers). The Lions seem likely to pour points on Chicago, and Bears OC Dowell Loggains showed no fear in letting Hoyer dial up a high-volume passing attack against the Cowboys, dropping him back to pass 50 times versus 14 runs. The run-pass ratio should be more even against the Lions, but this is a good matchup and Hoyer’s weapons are above average at worst, particularly with Kevin White beginning to flash at least some playmaking ability. … The hottest season-long waiver wire pickup of Week 4, Jordan Howard gets a strong matchup right off the bat against a Lions defense that was gashed for a combined 39-241-0 (6.18 YPC) rushing line by Titans and Packers RBs in Weeks 2-3. Even if you leave out DeMarco Murray’s 67-yarder two weeks ago, Detroit has yielded a crisp 4.6 yards per carry during that two-game stretch. A one-speed back lacking much wiggle, Howard’s running talent is debatable but his passing-game usage has been a pleasant surprise with six catches on eight targets the past two weeks after Howard managed 24 receptions in three college seasons. Howard is a quality RB2 play with upside for more if the Bears’ defense can perform above expectation in this spot, improving game script and upping Howard’s usage.

    Hoyer’s Week 3 target distribution: Kevin White 14; Zach Miller 9; Alshon Jeffery 7; Howard 6; Eddie Royal 3. … The good news is Jeffery has 70-plus yards in each of the Bears’ first three games, and he will do battle Sunday with a Lions defense that got creamed by Packers No. 1 receiver Jordy Nelson (6-101-2) last week. The bad news is Jeffery isn’t quite being used as a No. 1 receiver, instead working as a jump-ball specialist and field stretcher, almost like the Alvin Harper to White’s Michael Irvin. Jeffery remains a strong WR2 play with WR1 upside against the Lions, but he isn’t being force fed targets like he was last year. White has out-targeted Jeffery in two of the first three games. … Although White has been wildly ineffective on a yards-per-target basis — 4.9 to Jeffery’s 13.6 — White’s high-volume role puts him into WR3/flex consideration in a plus draw. Whereas Jeffery will face Lions top corner Darius Slay for most of this game, White (6’3/215) will mainly work against LCB Nevin Lawson (5’10/190). White beat Cowboys LCB Morris Claiborne for a 32-yard gain last Sunday night and is at least starting to show signs he can win against weaker corners. Lawson gave up two touchdowns in Detroit’s first three games. … The Lions yielded 7-88-3 to Colts tight ends in Week 1, 8-91-1 to Titans tight ends in Week 2, and 4-38-1 to Packers tight ends last week despite Jared Cook’s (ankle) early-game exit. After being nonexistent with Jay Cutler at quarterback, Miller (8-78-2) came alive with Hoyer under center. Miller is this week’s top streamer TE1 in the best-possible matchup for a tight end.

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    and I’m reposting this cuz it’s funny as faq. All props to Al

    With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy…

    If you KNOW the opponent’s rookie QB or running back is going to have their BREAKOUT game against
    YOUR team, you MIGHT be a Bears fan!

    If your team’s Head coach answers the question “Why didn’t you run the ball more?” with “That’s a
    good question.”, you MIGHT be a Bears fan!

    If your team’s defensive coordinator is supposed to be a minor “GENIUS” but his defense
    constantly gives up TDs on opponent’s opening drives like a hot knife through butter AND his personnel decisions MYSTIFY you, you MIGHT be a Bears fan!

    If your team’s defensive coordinator’s personnel choices also mystify your teams head coach, you MIGHT be a Bears fan!

    If your team’s best days happened before you were BORN, you MIGHT be a Bears fan!

    If your team completely TRASHES the concept of “Home Advantage”, you MIGHT be a Bears fan!

    If you don’t mind going 2-14 as long as you beat the Packers twice, you MIGHT be a Bears fan!

    If a Browns fan looks at you and feels better about themselves, you MIGHT be a Bears fan!

    If your team’s opponents look at the schedule and think “THERE’S a ‘W’ !”, you MIGHT be a Bears fan!

    If you see your team at #32 in latest NFL power rankings and think, “That might be a little high.”, you MIGHT be a Bears fan!

    If Al Michaels GIGGLES while describing your defense’s play, you MIGHT be a Bears fan!

    If you consider yourself LUCKY if your team hits on a first round draft pick once every 5 or 6 years,
    you MIGHT be a Bears fan!

    If you look longingly back to the Lovie Smith era as “The Good Old Days”, you MIGHT be a Bears fan!

    If you DREAD your team being on Sunday Night/Monday Night/Thursday Night football, you MIGHT be a Bears fan!

    If your child looks at you and says “Dad, do I have to wear your team’s jersey?”, you MIGHT be a Bears fan!

    If that smoldering pile of leaves in your yard also has some of your team’s NFL gear in it, you MIGHT be a Bears fan!

    If you were raised in New jersey and people ask “You do a Blog for WHO?”, you MIGHT be a Bears fan!

    If people ask you “Is the glass half-empty or half-full” and you tell ’em, “Oh, It’s COMPLETELY empty.”,
    you MIGHT be a Bears fan!

    If you think Walter Payton is now buried WELL below 6 feet because he’s constantly spinning in his grave, you MIGHT be a Bears fan!

    If you kinda of wish moving vans WOULD show up at your team’s facility in the dead of night,
    you MIGHT be a Bears fan!

    If you think of your team every time Peter Boyle yells “Holy CRAP” on “Everybody Loves Raymond” repeats, you MIGHT be a Bears fan!

    If you hold your breath every time your team’s QB drops back to pass, you MIGHT be a Bears fan!

    If your offensive coordinator looks like, and calls plays like, a character from a Robin Williams movie, you MIGHT be a Bears fan!

    And now, a word from our sponsor…
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    If your team fielded the greatest defense the NFL has ever seen and it resulted in only ONE Super Bowl appearance, you ARE a Bears fan!

    And last, but not least…

    If you draw inspiration, er, steal material from, Jeff Foxworthy and Burma-Shave, you MIGHT be Albert, in Tucson.

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      If you’re looking at mock drafts and it’s not even October yet, you might be a Bears fan

      • Joecashflow

        Hahahahahahaha! Don’t know whether to laugh or cry. If we can’t polish this turd today, it’s on to the draft.

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    Wow. I think that’s the first time ever I saw the whistle blow with a guy hugging Luck.

    Wonder if the Refs got the Cam memo.

    • MB30SD

      Bad QBs need love too?

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

        It’s TOTALLY pussy shit, and makes us look like the French in front of our British Allies.

        • Irish Sweetness

          Nobody has won more wars than the French –

          {LE FUCK OFF!}

          Sorry …

          • BearDown100393

            …. since Napoleon.

          • madscout12

            WW1 anybody?

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

            Didn’t the Brits sink the French fleet cuz they thought they would just hand it over to the Nazis after they bent over for them?

            Yeah, THOSE French.

  • Lions Fan

    Just when I was starting to wonder if there is anything worse than rooting for the Lions, the Bears pop up on the schedule.

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      At least we’re dumping Cutler after this season.

      You’re stuck with the Fat Lesbo at QB for the next decade.

      • Lions Fan

        Our defense is the problem. Our QB is having a great year.

    • MB30SD

      No, you were right… there’s nothing worse than being a lions fan.

      Of course, you’re somewhat forgiven if you were born and raised in the apocalyptic clusterfuck that’s Detroit.

      Congrats for surviving this long… root for whomever the fuck you please.

      • Lions Fan

        You sound upset bro. It’s just a game. A game your team will lose (again), but a game nonetheless.

        • MB30SD

          Oh, you’re mistaken. I couldn’t give a smaller fuck if i was a midget bud. Meh, whatevs

        • Joecashflow

          At 0-3 and looking worse than last year, can’t say much, except the Bears are the only team you could say that about. Not much solace for the Lion Cubs.

    • Irish Sweetness

      There is STILL nothing worse than rooting for the Lions.

      • BearDown100393

        Or being from Detroit.

        • Irish Sweetness

          I hung around with a kid from Detroit as a young teen, he was the smallest kid in the school. When I met him first I asked him why his mother had moved them to Ireland.

          “Because we lived in Detroit.”

      • Lions Fan

        Says the last place team.

        • Irish Sweetness

          We’re getting either Kizer (if he comes out) or Myles Garrett. I’m stoked.

          I’ve always said, if you’re going to suck, then be the absolute worst.
          8-8, 9-7 gets you nowhere faster.

          • PaceBot 2000

            Except the playoffs (9-7) most years.

          • MB30SD

            Nah, not a true stat.

          • PaceBot 2000

            All stats are true if applied correctly.

          • MB30SD

            True stat

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

            with a name like Kizer, he has to be badass, right?

            http://makeagif.com/u-V7nI

        • BearDown100393

          Says the winningest all-time team.

          • Lions Fan

            Shouted from the NFC North cellar.

          • Irish Sweetness

            Dude, you know you can’t win here with the hostory shit. You’ve got Barry and Night Train. That’s it. Top Trumps = Bears win.

            We don’t have a regular Lions troll, you can be it.

            Congratulations in advance on your victory today, I hope you guys win the division.

    • Joecashflow

      And neither of us have any idea who sucks worse.

  • Lions Fan

    Lost 6 in a row to the Lions? lol

    • Irish Sweetness

      1957. Six decades of pure losing.

      • Lions Fan

        2013, 2014, 2015…

        • Irish Sweetness

          Your NFC championships? Your Lombardis … no, wait ….

          • Lions Fan

            And despite the Lions being the worst team in the history of the NFL, the Bears still haven’t won in three years.

          • MB30SD

            Trade us?

          • Lions Fan

            No thanks. You guys are atrocious.

          • PaceBot 2000

            Man, that one year you guys went to the first round of the playoffs has created quite a ballsy fan base.

          • Lions Fan

            Good point, your playoff drought is longer than lowly Detroit’s.

          • PaceBot 2000

            No, I’m not talking about droughts. I’m talking about how lions fans got super fucking proud and righteous after that one year. It was amusing.

          • Lions Fan

            Now you’re making things up. No one here is proud of the Lions. Except maybe the last six games against Chicago.

          • PaceBot 2000

            No, it’s true and it’s awesome. Super proud ….. like 12th man proud. Yikes.

            Guys were talking dynasty. A ferocious D, Megatron….and then it came to a crashing halt, pretty much as soon as it seemed to have started.

          • Lions Fan

            Ok.

          • MB30SD

            #gymshortsed

          • Lions Fan

            And despite coming to a crashing halt, your storied franchise hasn’t beat us in over three years.

          • Joecashflow

            I think that’s called being a fan. Everybody deserves to jump on the band wagon of a winning season.

          • MB30SD

            You go through a lot to talk smack on this blog cheesy. You must be really bored

          • Lions Fan

            Mostly with your responses but, yes, I’m bored.

          • MB30SD

            Sheesh man.

          • Joecashflow

            Actually, he is responding to smack. Could be a lot worse. Hope he sticks around for the game. You boys need some spice.

          • Lions Fan

            The only thing I’m worried about is a heavy dose of revenge-minded Joique Bell. Players who get cut and then sign with a rival tend to have a big first game against their former employer. If he ties up our LBs that can open things up for Jeffrey and White. This is historically a game we lose. (Historically, we lose all different types of games but you know what I mean.)

          • Joecashflow

            Hoping our 3rd stringer, turned starter, Howard powers for a hundred that he is capable of. And let’s see what Bell has.

  • PaceBot 2000

    There is no way Gore can cut that back so effectively without a perfect handoff from Luck.

  • PaceBot 2000

    So, butch, holding the ball too long or the OL failing young Andy YET again.

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      I said it b4, Luck is going to be known as Cutler Jr. by the end of the season.

  • Lions Fan

    Good luck, Chicago.

    • Joecashflow

      And good luck to you also, 1957. Stick around for the game.

      • Lions Fan

        I never miss a guaranteed win.

        • Joecashflow

          If you don’t score 7 on the opening drive, I’d be worried about that. I’m expecting Fox to stop that crap.

          • Lions Fan

            I was expecting a lot more out of Fox. I was disappointed when you signed him. I think he’s a good coach. It just hasn’t worked out yet. I don’t know if he’ll be given enough time but if he is, Chicago might return to respectability.

          • Joecashflow

            Yeah, we’re looking for some glimmer of hope. You understand that, 1957.

          • Lions Fan

            It’s our annual ritual. I’m pretty sure we invented it.

          • Irish Sweetness

            Why? Is the anniversary of the ’57 championship a State holiday in Michigan?

            You know ‘mich-ee-gan’ means ‘smelly snatch’ in Kickapoo, right?

          • MB30SD

            It actually means, ‘terrible football with no soul’

          • Lions Fan

            So you guys are the Mich-ee-gan Bears now?

          • MB30SD

            That was… lame.

          • Lions Fan

            Ironic that you would say that.

          • MB30SD

            Yeah, lame and lamer i guess. Meh, whatevs.

          • Lions Fan

            Are we talking about our teams again?

          • MB30SD

            Sure

          • Lions Fan

            I guess that’s better than talking about your football team. Chicago fans are so classy.

          • Irish Sweetness

            Can’t polish turds. Our GM is a boy-child.

          • Irish Sweetness

            No, our QB is Brian Hoyer now. Seven points?? Oh, if we run back the kickoff, right …

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    Just when I think we have the worst D, I see the Saints and Colts play.

    But at least they aren’t Birdcaged.

    • Irish Sweetness

      I think Goodell figures out what the shittiest game of the year is going to be and gives it to London.

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

        Obviously I’m rooting for the JAGS since we’re gonna be competing with them for the #1 overall pick (unless that D and Bortles miraculously turns it around).

        • MB30SD

          What time is our game on?

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

            10am I’m sure

          • MB30SD

            Yeah, chargers is an afternoon game. Siiiigh. I really have to reevaluate my life. Haha

          • CanadaBear

            I won’t get the Bears game today because Seattle is playing at the same time. I must have 4 or 5 channels of the Seattle game. Oh goody!

          • MB30SD

            Seems awesome. Who’s their back up qb

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

            Better than the Rams and Chargers!

            Then again, the Rams are in 1st place.

          • CanadaBear

            No doubt but it’s such a pisser. Usually I have a choice of about 4 games of the early and afternoon games. If Seattle is playing in the same time slot as the Bears all NFC channels carry that game. Just my luck I’ve never liked Seattle.

  • Big Mike

    Oh yeah, Bears are on today.

    • Lions Fan

      I doubt they’ll be “on” but they are going to play.

      • Big Mike

        Didn’t ask you. Go away.

        • Lions Fan

          Don’t tell Joe to go away. He seems like a decent dude.

          • Joecashflow

            You’ve walked into a small room and these guys bleed orange and blue. They just can’t help them selves. Most the time some seriously good shit about football comes out. For today’s game, I simply want to see 2 things. That we can stop the run and we can run the ball. If we do that we can compete.

      • Joecashflow

        Stick around.

  • PaceBot 2000

    Wait, did Fitzy throw 6 picks against the Chiefs? Why didn’t I see this on CNN or the BBC?

    • Joecashflow

      It was everywhere

      • PaceBot 2000

        Jesus.

        • Joecashflow

          Worst QB rating ever.

    • CanadaBear

      Too much Tradewinds.

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      Are you kidding.

      All the sport’s networks I watched were making fun of him for the entire week.

      There’s like GIFs of it.

      • PaceBot 2000

        Sorry, I was busy making 100k in a week. My bad guys . My bad.

        • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

          Hoyer must be your good luck charm!

          • PaceBot 2000

            My complete lack of faith in a. Cuckold qb like Hoyer allows me to focus more on work because I know there is no way in fuck that we win with Hoyer/Birdcage and this many injuries.

          • MB30SD

            +286 blog points for using the word “cuckold” in a sentence

          • BearDown100393

            Sounds like we got a new hashtag term in the making.

          • MB30SD

            Do it

          • Joecashflow

            Just maybe, that quick release (as in, they don’t pay me enough to take a sack) gets some rhythm and with any ground game, he controls the clock. Is that too much to fucking ask?

        • Joecashflow

          Part time. From your home.

          • PaceBot 2000

            Is there any other way to afford a used land Rover McClaren?

          • MB30SD

            They are the best. I have 3

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    The one formation I’m seeing that’s either new, or just becoming more prevalent, is the HB moving up in front of the QB when the D threatens an A Gap blitz (like when Briggs and Lach used to crowd the line)

    Anyone else notice this?

    I guess the theory is that the HB will pick up which ever ILB blitzes up the A gap.

    Of course we don’t do that cuz we have Birdcage, but a nice counter to that is the ILB pulling back, and the CB blitzing.

    I forgot, but some team did it, and it worked beautifully.

    The RB is NO position to pick up the CB blitz in that formation.

  • Joecashflow

    Indy looking terrible. 80 yarder coming back.

  • BearDown100393
    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      The Braukenator!

      Bout time.

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    lol Does that count as a complete to himself?

  • Joecashflow

    Bortles two passes on same play.

  • BerwynBomber

    Alshon active/will start.

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      Hopefully he’s full speed.
      He looked like a grandpa when he caught that screen last week.

      • MB30SD

        Did you see how fast that kid from oks was? Damn.

  • Joecashflow

    Bortles wiggles around, gets sacked, and gets the bonus, late hit.

  • MB30SD

    Things have gotten so bad that cheesy took the time and effort to create a new disqus profile for another team in our division so he can troll.

    Sigh.

    • BearDown100393

      And the blog focuses on golf now.

      • MB30SD

        Always did. Golf is for fat old rich guys. Uhhhgggg

        • BearDown100393

          …who hate football.

          • MB30SD

            HeHateMe

          • BearDown100393

            Is he available?

          • MB30SD

            I wish. I’ll take all the help we can get.

    • Lions Fan

      And you took the time to write a post complaining about it. Poor, sensitive soul. Being that sensitive, how do you manage all those Bears losses?

      • BearDown100393

        Fires trolls like you on Monday.

        • Lions Fan

          So he’s an emotional hothead who can’t separate games from real life?

          • MB30SD

            I am? An emotional hothead? Reality???

            What’s going on here?

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

            Jews like the Irish and Latinos are known for being passionate hotheads.

            Check yourself, MB!

          • BearDown100393

            L’shanah tovah tikateyvu v’tichatemu

          • MB30SD

            Thanks, you too.

            Another tribesman!!!

          • BearDown100393

            Sorry no. Just married to one. So more like an honorary member. (And Google helps)

          • MB30SD

            Ah, got it. Well, your kids are, so close enough

          • BearDown100393

            JFC they get all the holidays. Spoiled brats.

          • MB30SD

            Yep, my kids too. Their mom’s a schiksa.

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)
      • MB30SD

        Ahhh, the vapahs!

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    I must be getting old.
    I just actually paid attention to the Just For Men commercial.

    • BearDown100393

      About as gripping and informative as Chevy ads.

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

        Haha.

        I’m starting to get some white hairs in my beard. Not even gray, but straight to white, just strands here and there, but I feel better now knowing Just For Men exists lol

        • BearDown100393

          Went gray years ago. Took the Jay route. Don’t caaarrreeee.

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

            were you married?

            Cuz if I were, I wouldn’t either!

            Don’t know if I’m vein enough to use it, yet.

            I’ve actually found a lot of chicks like the “peppered” look.

            But if I begin looking like Moses, that’s another matter.

          • Joecashflow

            Go peppered until you start getting approached by grandmothers.

          • BearDown100393

            Married….with children

          • MB30SD

            I feel your pain… oh wait. Felt.

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

            Yeah, see, if I were married with children, I’d just get fat and gray.

            Cuz, who gives a fuck anymore lol

          • MB30SD

            Agree. All hope gets lost

            #neveragain

          • BearDown100393

            Working for me.

          • MB30SD

            He’s ever single and I’m divorced. You can see where this all comes from

          • MB30SD

            Of course you’re vein enough you putz

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)
          • MB30SD

            Haha

        • Joecashflow

          Ever take a look at Burt Reynolds lately. Don’t do the eyebrows.

  • beninnorcal

    We’re getting trolled today? Jesus. How appropriate..

    • Lions Fan

      Just be glad someone outside of Illinois is paying attention.

      • beninnorcal

        I’m outside of Illinois, you doosh-canoe.

        • Lions Fan

          I meant mature people.

          • beninnorcal

            I actually did lol, that was good, ‘lions fan’.

          • Lions Fan

            I’m just trying to have some light-hearted fun. It’s hard to troll an 0-3 team when my team is 1-2. And also the Detroit Lions, god love ’em.

          • BearDown100393

            And yet here you are. Defying odds and logic.

          • MB30SD

            Haha, that was funny

          • Lions Fan

            It really wasn’t.

          • MB30SD

            Yeah, it kinda was. Now you’re arguing just to argue

          • Lions Fan

            It’s not as hard as getting a Bears win.

    • Joecashflow

      Yeah, ironic isnt it.

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      By a LOINS fans

      This must be a new blog low.

      • BearDown100393

        Not really. Just TBC under a different food stamp ID.

        • Lions Fan

          I’m really not anyone else. I just found this site today. I know you probably don’t believe me but I’m serious.

          • Joecashflow

            What ever you do, don’t go back and read previous threads. It’s death.
            Back there. All hope was lost. And then the Lion cubs showed up.

      • Irish Sweetness

        The tide has never been so low. I can see Dinosaur bicycles poking out of the sand ….

        • MB30SD

          They had BIKES?!?!?!

  • Lions Fan

    I was shunned from the Lions community for being critical of the team. They are sensitive people over at http://www.mlive.com/lions/
    They thought I was a troll. They don’t like people who don’t drink the kool-aid. You guys should visit the site and troll them.

    • BearDown100393

      You just have the Queens left to cyber troll and then be hated by the entire division.

      • Lions Fan

        I’m not the Packers fan you think I am. Funny thing is, the M-live Lions people accused me of being a Packers troll too. I promise I’m a Honolulu Blue and Silver Lions fan. I’m not proud but I’m not ashamed either. YOU try watching an 0-16 season and not jump ship. I’d argue that that makes Lions fans the best fans in the league.

        • BearDown100393

          A winless football team is the least of Detroit’s problems and yet exemplifies everything you need to know about it.

          • Lions Fan

            No, it exemplifies everything you know about it.

          • BearDown100393

            I don’t need it to be proven that it is even worse than I realize.

        • Irish Sweetness

          That’s a good point. United in losing is united nonetheless.

        • MB30SD

          You live in Hi and torture yourself with the lions. My god man, why?!?!?!

          Go surf man… thass what immaboutta do

          • Lions Fan

            The shade of blue is called Honolulu Blue. I live in MI.

          • MB30SD

            Oh, I’m sorry for your loss. For a minute there i was thinking there may be hope in your life

          • Lions Fan

            Another good one from you. My life is fine. I wonder about yours though after all of the personal attacks lobbed at me. You don’t like talking football, do you? (Silly question to ask a Bears fan, I know.)

          • BearDown100393

            You are not “fine”. Consider this an intervention. Get help.

          • PaceBot 2000

            You don’t seek out another teams blog on the morning of the game to talk shit while everything is “fine”.

          • Lions Fan

            You guys have no sense of humor.

          • BearDown100393

            When Barry Sanders quit instead of suffer through another Lions season, I smiled. Did the same when Megatron realized Sanders was right.

          • MB30SD

            Personal attacks?? I thought we were engaging in some lighthearted banter?

            Now who’s the sensitive one??

          • BearDown100393

            He probably took offense to getting fired tomorrow. And then was relieved after remembering he’s already unemployed. Hardest decision after today’s game will be picking a team to troll on MNF.

    • Joecashflow

      This is getting too real. We deserve this. A shunned troll.

    • Irish Sweetness

      Welcome troll, you can live under the Bear’s bridge, you’ll always have a home there.

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

        Next to cheesy, if he plays nice.

      • Lions Fan

        People from the Upper Peninsula call people from the Lower Peninsula “trolls” because we live under the bridge. (Mackinac Bridge connects the two.) I always thought that was pretty funny.

  • beninnorcal

    Gotta love when a troll has an oxymoron as a screen name.

    • Lions Fan

      That word doesn’t mean what you think it means.

  • Joecashflow

    How many of you have been watching college games wondering if that QB was available for draft next year. I actually saw the Old Dominion HC give a riviting press conference and wondered if he was available. WTF has happened in 3 WEEKS?

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      Began “scouting ” last night.

      Irish and Waltfootball have a minor chub for some QB named Kizer, though I haven’t watched him play yet.

      • BearDown100393

        Who is starting for Vanderbilt?

      • MB30SD

        Watson looks impressive

      • Irish Sweetness

        He’s got good upside. I watched that series that followed ND. Malik Zaire was meant to be the man, then this kid took over. Both look like the real deal.

        • willbest

          Got upside is not a 1st round pick. Whole package if we are drafting at #1

  • MB30SD

    God bottles is tuuuurrible

    • BearDown100393

      And yet 23-13.

      • MB30SD

        Wow. They’ve won (And lost) a lot of games already this year

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      through the mirror, darkly

    • Irish Sweetness

      Nah, he’s one of the most sacked QBs is all. He’s a good QB.

      • MB30SD

        Um, ok

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

        He is not.

        • MB30SD

          I support this message

  • Lions Fan

    0-4. Draft talk. Can’t beat the Lions. lol

  • MB30SD

    That td dance was just…. bad

    • BearDown100393

      When in England…..

      • MB30SD

        Guess so

  • BearDown100393

    TΓ©a Leoni, Bears GM

  • BearDown100393

    Do the Colts bother with defense?

    • MB30SD

      I think their dc was the water girl last year

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      turrible.

      They’re undisciplined, no fire. Commit blatant penalties.

      They’re basically disrespecting their DC every time they hit the field.

      • Joecashflow

        Who? The Beloved? Oh, yeah, Colts.

  • MB30SD

    My god, I didn’t think it was possible, but both of these teams are worse than us. I swear

    • Shady

      I’d rather have the Jags’ roster… and it’s not even close.

      • MB30SD

        agree, but what are they doing with it?!?? eeking out a win against the fucking colts in the last seconds? yeeesh.

    • BearDown100393

      Jim Irsey popping pills at midfield would be more entertaining.

    • Joecashflow

      Not.

      • MB30SD

        yes.

  • Joecashflow

    Wow, this game is getting interesting. Bears start in half hour.

    • MB30SD

      “interesting” is a euphemism for, “the only game on” right?

  • Joecashflow

    The London crowd is getting some scoring and a game to watch. It’s always interesting to see what the crowd there is wearing.

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      Did you see those drunk brits in jag patterned tuxes?

      Gotta give it to them sometimes.

      • madscout12

        I thought, “hope those are rentals”
        Then again, it may not matter. They see the jags every year.

        • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

          After watching the Colts and Saints, I no longer think we’re the worst D.

          At least we’re inj. They’re just bad.

          • MB30SD

            exactly.

      • MB30SD

        double positive.

        drunk brits?

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    WTF was that!

    All Jags had to do was prevent the big play, and they can’t even do that

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      Annnnd they run out of bounds. IDIOTS

  • BerwynBomber

    Jags might lose this yet. They better not turtle. Go for first downs.

  • Joecashflow

    Hoyer overthrows that pass. Luck on the money.

    • PaceBot 2000

      Did that push him above 200 for the day?

    • BearDown100393

      To be fair, Kevin White would’ve false started.

      • TBC

        Falsely started?

        • BearDown100393

          Switched logins?

        • Joecashflow

          There ya go. He’s back for kick off. You got company.

      • Joecashflow

        No, Alshon off-sides.

        • BearDown100393

          Both!

  • BearDown100393

    The NFL really put a Jaguars logo at midfield in England? Wow.

    • BerwynBomber

      Technically a home game for them. They only get seven in JAX. One team always gets jobbed in the London game. This year it is JAX.

  • willbest

    Ouch, I go to set my line and I find out I am down 53 points already.

    • Joecashflow

      TY just saved my ass.

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    wow. I think Jags may compete with us for #1 overall pick.

    WR runs out of bounds for 1 yd gain
    Then a 3rd down pass that gets batted down

    • madscout12

      Gotta run the clock. Best way is to pass 3 times!

      • BerwynBomber

        I didn’t mind them passing. But the first pass was stupid. Designed rollouts cut the field in half and naturally tilt the play toward the sideline.

    • MB30SD

      Jags!? What about the colts?!?

  • Joecashflow

    Irish, you watching Bears live today?

    • Irish Sweetness

      HD. Live. Only really looking forward to some Howard and hopefully a sighting of Barkley?

      What’s your program?

      • Joecashflow

        On some serious jet lag. Just arrived home in Phuket from Tampa. Was going to sleep and replay,,but started drinking coffee, got juiced watching the London game, so in it to win it, live!

        • MB30SD

          phucket man, stay up!

          See how I did that? seee??!

          • Joecashflow

            Done!

      • Joecashflow

        Looking for reasons to like Fox again and not fire Loggains. Agree that Howard is the realink deal and hope he gets 20+ carries. Need to see ILB stop the run and DE’s contain.

  • BearDown100393

    The Colts are just dumb.

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      Jags will prolly pass 3 times again to kill the clock.

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    Wow. Luck should’ve ran there.
    Looks like he’s cowering from run this year.

    • willbest

      Probably been told to since they want him to play more than 12 games a year

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

        I get it, but when the game is on the line?

        That’s when you run.

        • BearDown100393

          Sort of like you try and pick up the football after fumbling it during the Super Bowl?

  • chitownproud85

    Its happening today, folks. Win number one. Dont know what it will look like, and cant possibly fucking care less. 20 minutes. Fuck the Lions. BEAR DOWN

  • Joecashflow

    Fat lady just started singing. Bear down Bears!

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    So, I said it before but the guy we need to look out for is the Loins HB Washington.

    He runs like a beast, and I think the Loins are finally catching on and running him more.

    • willbest

      Aren’t we running ebony and ivory at ILB today or are they insisting Jones is the guy?

      • Irish Sweetness

        Timu watching this at home and Jones starting .. it’s just a sackable offense in my book. Immediate.

    • Joecashflow

      Stop the run. Give the pig to Howard. We do those well, we win.

  • BearDown100393

    Woof.

  • MB30SD

    dude, the colts are worse than us. Sorry, they are fucking TURRIBLE.

    • willbest

      They have a win.

      • MB30SD

        so what? did they play the same teams we did?

        • Irish Sweetness

          I think the colts would beat us. Give Luck time – which Fangio is guaranteed to do – and he can hit hit Hilton and those TEs all day long.

          • MB30SD

            no way man, they are fucking putrid.

    • Irish Sweetness

      Myles Garret is is then.

      Question for today is … can we get Barth close enough to miss?

      Carousel begins …..

      (Logan’s Run style, not Liza Minelli)

  • willbest

    So you people that watched the game, was it good that we didn’t throw money at Malik Jackson or is it their cover guys that are the problem?

  • beninnorcal

    Who am I kidding with all of the negativity of the past weeks? I’m starting to feel this one. I think we break the Lions’ streak today. Go Bears, somehow/someway

    • Bender McLugh

      This.

  • MB30SD

    uhhhhggg.. I have ravens v Bills or seattle v jets.

    sigh.

    • Irish Sweetness

      DEE-FENSE !!

      • MB30SD

        ravens would prolly be my team if I wasn’t a bears fan, so I got that going for me….

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      get to see the raiiiiderz on cbs for me.

      • MB30SD

        i got a few buddies who want me to go to our local watering hole, I just don’t have the motivation this year.

  • Sauron’s right eyeball

    Alright you glorious bastards who picked the Bears today, let’s do this thing.

    • Irish Sweetness

      Lions shut us out – yay or nay?

      • MB30SD

        no way, fcuk them

        • Irish Sweetness

          A long TD run, I like it.

      • Sauron’s right eyeball

        Obviously NAY!

    • Bender McLugh

      FUCK the kittens, Howard to the fucking rescue!

  • willbest

    Wait.. I am not blinded by pink. Did they finally do away with pinktober?

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      They decided to release the cure to their virus they’ve been holding onto for all these years. It’s in the news so it’s gotta be true!

  • BearDown100393

    Brian Hoyer has “all the intangibles”. Hmmmm.

    • willbest

      Long learned PR

    • Irish Sweetness

      Shitness. Mediocrity. Blah-factor. Generator of dis-interest ….

      • willbest

        Good pass to miller

    • Huge Bears Penis

      that 3rd down pass seemed pretty intangible

      • BearDown100393

        Especially when it bounced landed out of bounds.

  • BearDown100393

    Empty front row seats.

  • willbest

    Well at least it wasn’t a 3 and out

    • chitownproud85

      lol.

    • BearDown100393

      Got a first down. Moved the ball to midfield.

      • beninnorcal

        Then blew the punt and gave up our advantage.

  • beninnorcal

    Great start!!

  • Huge Bears Penis

    a 3 and out???

  • beninnorcal

    Alright, alright..

  • willbest

    D didn’t give up points

  • BearDown100393

    Good work by the Bears defense.

  • willbest

    So our best start of the season. We got this

    • Irish Sweetness

      We punted … and now we’re about to punt.

      It’s all good though.

      I just got a semi watching Deshaun Watson highlights. All right it wasn’t even a semi, but the intention for rigidity was there.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Kwiatkowski in for Jones? Interesting.

    • Huge Bears Penis

      upvoted for spelling name correctly. I am really not sure if you did, just to lazy to look it up.

      • MB30SD

        the polish

  • BearDown100393

    PETA members writing furiously to the Bears…..

  • MB30SD

    please got stop with the payton manning commercials!

    UNCLE!!! Please god stoooooooooop

    • Irish Sweetness

      You would think after retiring ….

    • madscout12

      I’ll suffer Peyton over the 50 million packer commercials. Never has such a loser team for more pub.

  • willbest

    Why isn’t jay running that in week 1

    • BearDown100393

      #BirdCage

  • BearDown100393

    Howard’s hurt. His nuts.

    • Jokey

      lol that looked ridiculous

      • BearDown100393

        Rub it out on the sideline….

  • beninnorcal

    I think Howard took a knee to the nuts.

  • beninnorcal

    Meaninng, he should be back soon.

    • EnderWiggin

      Take a timeout, let him come back next play.

  • Huge Bears Penis

    Howard hurt, well ain’t that just a kick to the nuts.

    • beninnorcal

      You think so?

  • Irish Sweetness

    Howard’s nickname has to be Mr. First Down.

    • Irish Sweetness

      Or Ball-less in Chicago apparently …

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    Howard now? Give me a break!

  • Snoopy Peanuts

    is he not wearing a cup?

    • Huge Bears Penis

      no one wears a cup

      • Snoopy Peanuts

        seems reckless

        • BearDown100393

          Nuts right?

          • MB30SD

            guy’s got a lotta balls to pull something like that

          • Huge Bears Penis

            YUUUUUGE cojones!

    • beninnorcal

      I don’t think any of them wear those

      • Irish Sweetness

        Say WHAT?!

  • Bender McLugh

    You have got to be fucking kidding me

  • beninnorcal

    Howards fine

  • beninnorcal

    hey!

  • BearDown100393

    The return of Josh McCown….

    • PaceBot 2000

      Lol, some guy in an Urlacher jersey just commented that Cutler could not have hit royal on that out. Someone then threw part of a chicken sandwich at him.

  • Irish Sweetness

    His nuts are good.

    • BearDown100393

      Rubbed it out on the sideline. And Jay’s thumb got some rehab also.

      • beninnorcal

        lol

  • beninnorcal

    I could see Howard was grinning whilst clutching his nuts and heading to the sideline

  • willbest

    What the shit is with empty backfield so with 3rd and 3

    • PaceBot 2000

      Short routes underneath like an NFL team.

  • PaceBot 2000

    Maybe my death threats to birdcage will pay off.

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      lol

    • willbest

      Maybe he queued up madden

      • PaceBot 2000

        Some 15yr old team manager from a high school won a contest to call plays today.

  • beninnorcal

    Paulsen looks like Greg Olsen’s drunken West Virginian cousin.

    • Huge Bears Penis

      isn’t it a prerequisite to be drunk in WV?

      • BearDown100393

        cousin in-laws

  • beninnorcal

    Nice

  • BearDown100393

    3 years already in Detroit for Caldwell? Looking at him it seems to be 100.

  • willbest

    Lucky us

  • beninnorcal

    We got away with a bad call there

  • beninnorcal

    Boom!!

  • BearDown100393

    Who wrote about being shutout today?

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      Eye have the list. mmm..hmmm…Eye do.

  • Shady

    Nice fucking catch Royale.

    • MB30SD

      td?

      • willbest

        Aye. QB controversy in the works

        • MB30SD

          nice!

        • PaceBot 2000

          Stop it.

          • Huge Bears Penis

            Hoyer looked like the second coming of Montana!

          • MB30SD

            like the second coming of blake bortles… Irish’s fav QB

          • Huge Bears Penis

            I really need a sarcasm button for most of my comments.

          • MB30SD

            I knew you were kidding… just had to add my own funny.

          • PaceBot 2000

            Just have to use the weapons intelligently

      • chitownproud85

        you bet your ass it was

    • willbest

      He has the 5 million we gave him last year to make up for

  • chitownproud85

    LETS GO MOTHERFUCKERS. BEARS!

  • BerwynBomber

    Hoyer with his Rodgers impression. Nice. Though we did get blessed with a phantom PI call. Ah well, we were due after that horrible OS call on our brilliant onside kick for DAL.

    • Irish Sweetness

      He did touch him after the 5 yard line. I think you’re right though, incidental contact shouldn’t be called.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Wow, the Lions’ defense must be terrible.

    • willbest

      Their secondary is

    • BearDown100393

      Lions’ {fill in the blank}

  • beninnorcal

    Jared Allen would’ve been proud of Hoyer there, showed great awareness.

    • MB30SD

      and some downward trajectory

  • willbest

    I don’t recall ever seeing illegal forward pass called

    • beninnorcal

      I was thinking the exact same thing. It was actually sad.

  • BearDown100393

    “Awareness on the field….. Stafford……” – Moose

  • MB30SD

    fucking ed huachili… dude thinks the game is about him and how many fucking penalties he and his team of retarded zebras can call. fucking brutal.

    • BearDown100393

      The Joe West of the NFL.

      • MB30SD

        he is a cunt of a man. You can see he’s so proud of himself and that he gets to be the guy on TV when he calls his 20th fucking penalty 5 minutes into the game.

        let them play football you massive asshole.

  • madscout12

    Lions lioning. Lets kick em in the teeth

    • BearDown100393

      Fire Jim Caldwell chant beginning to murmur.

      • Huge Bears Penis

        it began to murmur 2 years ago

  • willbest

    We aren’t getting any real pressure, stafford just seems confused

    • Irish Sweetness

      Good coverage.

    • BerwynBomber

      Credit our coverage. Stafford has arguably been the best NFCN reg season QB dating back to the midway point of last year.

      • MB30SD

        yawn

      • Irish Sweetness

        He can still shit the bed if you hurry him. We won’t be doing that. By design.

  • Jokey

    Did anyone actually see a block in the back on our first punt return? On #36? I didn’t

    • beninnorcal

      It was payback for that pi earlier.

    • willbest

      One lion got drilled from the side. It was close enough to being from behind that I was surprised there wasn’t a yellow flag and then they said there was

  • Irish Sweetness

    Wow, did you see Kwiatkowski not intercept that?

    • Huge Bears Penis

      we are going to have to get him a nickname. I was going to write the same thing but did not want to spell his name.

      • BearDown100393

        Kraut

        • MB30SD

          he’s polish no? that’s not a kraut name

          • Irish Sweetness

            Yes, he’s the Polish Mouse in our backfield.

          • BearDown100393

            I dunno that’s what came to mind.

          • chitownproud85

            definitely polish

      • Irish Sweetness

        I’m calling him Nick for the foreseeable.

  • beninnorcal

    Logan is the whitest name I know of

    • BearDown100393

      Jim Bob

    • Irish Sweetness

      Tristan.

  • chitownproud85

    Cam Meredith better protect that goddamn ball. Had that shit hanging out there like a hot potato.

    • MB30SD

      what do you mean?!?!? He’s a future HOFer… right Irish?

      • Irish Sweetness

        Nope. He’s our #3 though. I don’t know why they keep targeting White.

        • willbest

          They haven’t yet

  • beninnorcal

    Meredith needs to make tat catch

    • MB30SD

      what do you mean?!?!? He’s a future HOFer… right Irish?!

      • beninnorcal

        I was going to add ‘I’m looking at you, Irish’ to that

    • Irish Sweetness

      Or maybe Hoyer needed to take the open man underneath?

      • beninnorcal

        He put the ball in Meredith’s hands

  • Irish Sweetness

    Should have dumped that off Brian.

  • willbest

    Cut him!!

  • BerwynBomber

    Thus far, Hoyer looks much better this week than last.

    • BearDown100393

      He’s flashing again just like training camp

    • beninnorcal

      Pleasant suprise.

    • willbest

      So does birdcage

      • BearDown100393

        New lipstick?

    • Irish Sweetness

      Against a markedly worse defensive backfield.

      • BerwynBomber

        DAL has anyone as good as Slay and Quin? Huh???

        I swear Irish, I don’t know where you pull stuff from at times.

  • EnderWiggin

    O’Donnell has zero depth perception…

    • beninnorcal

      Tress way looks like the one we shoulda kept.

      • Huge Bears Penis

        yeah he could be playing QB for us too. did you see that pass last week?

        • beninnorcal

          My brother and sister are huge Skins fans so I was indeed watching.

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      Sucks balls.

    • Irish Sweetness

      Dude, you didn’t know he only has one eye?

      He’s part of a back-to-work program Ginny runs.

      • BearDown100393

        Eye. I. Eye. I. pending

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

        New nickname.

        the cyclops

        • BearDown100393

          Megaclops

  • willbest

    Fuck. I am playing against Jordan reed

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      lol. Reeeed.

      I got Reed, Cousins and Matt Jones (flex) starting against NB.

      bwhahaha

      • MB30SD

        FF kills real football

        • willbest

          I care about games I never used to. More eyeballs more ad dollars more incentive for athletes to attempt to win the lottery. Better product

          • MB30SD

            yes, like I said, FF kills real football… for real fans.

            I think it’s great it gets jenny, betty, and virginia at the office playing Fantasy. Real fans.

            real. fans.

          • BearDown100393

            Ted Phillips kicks all their asses.

    • Irish Sweetness

      I love it. He’s the only guy to throw it to on that team.

      • willbest

        Is Djax hurt?

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

        That was my rational when I drafted Reed.

        And Wash throws A LOT

  • Irish Sweetness

    Do the Titans suck? The Texans are killing them already without JJ. We have competition.

    • chitownproud85

      yes. In so many words, yes.

    • Huge Bears Penis

      Yes

  • beninnorcal

    Does this Ebron always get hurt or am I confusing him with some other young and oft-injured TE?

  • beninnorcal

    Hey, just spotted little Lach on that last play

  • beninnorcal

    West Virginia, that’s right.

  • Huge Bears Penis

    Sack???

    • beninnorcal

      yes, Hicks

    • willbest

      Isn’t that our 3rd this season?

  • BearDown100393

    Hicks just flattened Stafford.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Add cleveland to the Colts and Titans on our shit-list. Cousins is 10 for 1.

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    The announcer pronounces our White LB name properly. Fox still doesn’t know how to do that

  • chitownproud85

    Good god man. AHicks just destroyed Stafford

  • MB30SD

    devin hester looks like he runs a 4.6 right now.

    • Irish Sweetness

      That fat little bastard is still playing?

      • MB30SD

        for the ravens. meh.

  • beninnorcal

    Hicks has been our most consistent D lineman imo.

  • BearDown100393

    Jim Bob must’ve had dinner with #BirdCage last night.

  • Irish Sweetness

    That Buffalo defense is going to save a perfect season. Sweet

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    Amos is a baaad man.

    He comes with bad intentions.

    • MB30SD

      love that. he knocked Beasly back to the Cretaceous last week.

    • chitownproud85

      He sticks ’em like MB, but never see him around the ball when its the air. Cant have it all I guess, but man…he loves to hit.

      • Irish Sweetness

        He’s the least-lauded Bear. He quietly does his thing and nobody notices because he’s not messing up. Like Glenn/Hall.

    • BerwynBomber

      He is starting to make his presence known. He continues that SS play we just need to team with a ball hawk at FS.

  • BerwynBomber

    Hoyer playing smart. D looking outstanding. Good start.

  • EnderWiggin

    If we decide to play four quarters, we got this.

    • willbest

      Somebody needs to steal the halftime quaaludes supply

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      IFFFFF

  • MB30SD
  • Sauron’s right eyeball

    Bellicheat looking mortal so far today.

    • Irish Sweetness

      That Bills defense are a wrecking crew. Then they can run it on the other side. Bear Football.

  • chitownproud85

    Dafuq Jeff talking about? I think Jordan missed 1 play…

    • BearDown100393

      Any excuse to flick over to golf

    • BerwynBomber

      He has pre-written narrative for this game.

  • Sauron’s right eyeball

    Can we please put the foot on the neck of the pussycat and put some distance between us please?

  • Joecashflow

    Lost connection on opening drive, lol.still catching up, but what I heard was announcer mention Bears and chemistry in same sentence. Back at half while I catch up.

  • MB30SD

    it’s lemonade man, what’s with these people.

    read the sign. It’s lemonade. Read it…. Delicious.

  • BearDown100393

    Has Kevin White seen action today?

    • Irish Sweetness

      He has no catches, but will be dropping passes very shortly.

      • MB30SD

        good positive attitude.

  • willbest

    Love howard

    • BearDown100393

      Has testicular fortitude

  • beninnorcal

    Howard is kind of a beast, I don’t think Langford’s job is safe.

    • BearDown100393

      Who?

      • MB30SD

        he spelled Matt Forte wrong

        • BearDown100393

          I see.

    • Irish Sweetness

      Momentum. A beautiful thing.

  • beninnorcal

    Fuck

    • MB30SD

      talk to me goose

      • BearDown100393

        Stafford’s dead.

        • MB30SD

          oh, good.

      • beninnorcal

        Howardbroke a long run, holding penalty on the play killed the drive

        • MB30SD

          ah

        • Irish Sweetness

          For some inexplicable reason, Thompson was on as receiver, and then thought he was in the UFC.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Get thee hence Deonte …darken not our door …

  • MB30SD

    the mvp of this raiders v ravens game is ed huatchuli. mother fucker has been on the TV more than carr has. smfh.

    • MB30SD

      yes I’m whining. pisses me off

    • Huge Bears Penis

      he is a Future HOFer!

    • BearDown100393

      If Roger drug tested the officials, Ed’s dead.

      • MB30SD

        he’s a punk

  • BerwynBomber

    Fangio outmaneuvering Cooter? So far so good. DET is not even pretending they have a run game at this point.

  • willbest

    It would hav been nice to work out our apparent chemistry issues and play calling failures in the preseason instead spotting the rest of the league 3 games

    • BerwynBomber

      Also nice: our O protecting the ball.

      • willbest

        I don’t understand it, everything is better this week.

        • MB30SD

          patience.
          .
          maybe we all should have had more. Or, maybe just an anomaly. Any given sunday will

          • willbest

            Well we have an RB people need to respect and now we have more than 1 WR making plays

  • chitownproud85

    so…points please. better team so far, score board isnt reflecting the game. never a good thing. ever.

  • willbest

    White showing stuff

    • BearDown100393

      great stuff

      • MB30SD

        fuck that… put meredith in!!!

  • BearDown100393

    Great effort by White. Got the 1st down.

    • EnderWiggin

      Showed some strength.

  • willbest

    Good challenge

  • BearDown100393

    That’s a catch.

    • chitownproud85

      Datsa bingo

    • willbest

      Caught it with his nutsack

      • BearDown100393

        Game balls

  • Irish Sweetness

    Go Kevin! Now wake the fuck up.

  • beninnorcal

    fuck.

  • BearDown100393

    Still a good challenge.

  • willbest

    If this keeps up we won’t have jeffery next year

  • beninnorcal

    Bell on 4th and 1? Wtf?!

  • willbest

    Wait what? Where was Howard?

  • Huge Bears Penis

    don’t we have a FB anymore?

    • willbest

      Think he is on the practice squad

      • Huge Bears Penis

        Wheres Unrein!

  • Irish Sweetness

    SEALS go for it ….

  • BerwynBomber

    Oooof …

  • EnderWiggin

    That’s the OC we remember.

  • beninnorcal

    Howard woulda had that all day. Bell is still playing for Detroit apparently.

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    That’s a bad run play on 4rth and 1. They were crowding the line.
    Maybe do a fake jet sweep or somthing, make them think a little

    • beninnorcal

      Or atleast have the right back in.

      • Irish Sweetness

        That wasn’t Howard??????????

        • willbest

          Nope

    • Irish Sweetness

      It was BS. That’s when the audible comes for a bomb to White. That’s kindergarten offense.

  • Irish Sweetness

    A slanted run maybe? Hand it straight up the middle with 8 guys standing there?

  • BerwynBomber

    Stupid move by Fox there in that we should have at least burned a TO to get set and Howard back in there.

    • beninnorcal

      It was dumb

    • Irish Sweetness

      But the play call was BS. Go for it absolutely, but fuck me ….

  • chitownproud85

    Still only seven points. For all the good…no points to show for it. Faaaaak

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    Given that O’Doneell would’ve punt it into the endzone, only lost like 15 yds there

  • willbest

    Dammit

  • Huge Bears Penis

    CUT HIM!

  • willbest

    Cut Him!!

  • beninnorcal

    Corn Wash jumped over and kept the Lion’s drive going

  • Irish Sweetness

    Cornelius WHO????

  • willbest

    Boldin still plays?

    • MB30SD

      stilla beast

  • madscout12

    They will punch back…a ton of missed opportunities.

  • willbest

    Freeman was worth every penny

  • willbest

    Bears are trying to out Lions the Lions

  • MB30SD

    wtf dude, what’s wrong with the dline. backthefuckup!!!!

  • willbest

    Love the announcer trying his hardest not to call that Phantom PI bullshit

  • BerwynBomber

    Callahan is good nickel corner. We got something there.

    • willbest

      Serviceable at least

    • Irish Sweetness

      I think Fuller is our worst corner. There.

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    How many offsides does our Dline commit per game? Must be tops in NFL.

    And they still can’t sack the QB

  • Irish Sweetness

    Prater kicks a 70 yard FG but only gets credit for 50 of them.

  • willbest

    Howard!

    • Irish Sweetness

      I’m on delay you fuckers. What/.

      • willbest

        17rd run

        • Irish Sweetness

          Mr. First Down. I though he was going to break it from your comment, then I saw his ass.

      • Huge Bears Penis

        LOL we could have some fun with Irish.

        • Irish Sweetness

          Just write “INTERCEPTION YOU FUCK!!” when Hoyer omes on for a series.

          • Huge Bears Penis

            I was thinking a little more positive. like “MEREDITH FOR THE TD!”

          • MB30SD

            Terry Williams for the TD!!!!!!!!!!

          • Huge Bears Penis

            that would give him a heart attack.

          • MB30SD

            yeah, maybe dial it back to meredith

          • Huge Bears Penis

            and BTW it is Terry “FUCKING” Williams

          • MB30SD

            my bad guys, my bad.

  • beninnorcal

    We have a baller at tailback

  • beninnorcal

    Kevin White(when coming back to the huddle after that last Hoyer pass):
    “Sorry, I thought you were throwing to someone else..”

  • Sauron’s right eyeball

    I’ve shortened my game. Basically I’m down to, are we winning or losing? It’s all good.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Is Amari Cooper a bust, or the most-covered man in America?

    White and Cooper are highly unimpressive thus far, no? Best of their draft class?

  • MB30SD

    Hey Dave, I’m being forced to watch this jets game.

    Got news for you man… both their other backs are better than matty.

    oh, and BMarsh is still the man.

    • Huge Bears Penis

      Dave has been quiet today…. must be on a Panthers blog.

      • willbest

        He said he was out this weekend

      • MB30SD

        he’s at the pub, but Im sure if he was here he’d be screaming bloody murder at me.

  • BearDown100393

    Howard is a wrecking ball.

  • BerwynBomber

    Massie gets beat.

    • MB30SD

      you sound surprised?

    • BearDown100393

      often

  • willbest

    Way to lion

    • MB30SD

      at least it was onle for -1

  • beninnorcal

    Fuck you Massie, just took us out of Barth’s range

  • BerwynBomber

    Massie gets beat on the sack then false starts.

  • BearDown100393

    Has Grasu officially lost his job?

    • willbest

      Backup next year. Unless we move long to tackle

    • MB30SD

      by default

    • Irish Sweetness

      After Whitehair just muffing that snap???

      We drafted a tackle to play guard who’s trying to play Center.. Grasu is the Center.

  • beninnorcal

    Oh god..

  • Huge Bears Penis

    CUT HIM!!!

  • beninnorcal

    lol

  • BearDown100393

    #Barthed

  • beninnorcal

    Is Robbie on a roster? Would he come back with a minor pay cut?

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    Could’ve had that real Saints K.

    Nope

  • willbest

    She needs to tone up her midsection

    • Irish Sweetness

      I have been observing Cheerleaders in the NFL, and spare tires are a common thing. Surprisingly.

      • willbest

        This was lady gaga. If you are going to bare it, make sure it’s tight

        • Freddy G.P. Soft

          She ain’t sporting the tightest genes

  • Irish Sweetness

    I put it to the blog that if we’re close enough to kick a FG that we just go for it on 4th?

  • madscout12

    Can we get a holding call, please?

  • Malice Halice

    Wtf Barth! Wack ass piece of shit. I’m glad they boo’d.

  • Freddy G.P. Soft

    Jones Jr owns Porter

    • Irish Sweetness

      Most people do.

    • MB30SD

      GP!!!!

      How’s it going maings?

      • Freddy G.P. Soft

        I moved into my new townhome yesterday so I’m gassed

        • MB30SD

          Nice! Welcome home!

  • willbest

    Glenn

    • Freddy G.P. Soft

      I wanted that bitch to pick 6

  • chitownproud85

    YOU BET YOUR ASS MOTHERFUCKERS

  • Huge Bears Penis

    Stafford Field awareness!

  • Malice Halice

    Atta boy!

  • Irish Sweetness

    Mah boy!!

  • Freddy G.P. Soft

    Fuck Barth

  • Malice Halice

    Lmao throw dat bitch. Fuck kicking.

  • EnderWiggin

    First rule for interception returns: If the QB tries to tackle you – kill him.

    • MB30SD

      I support this message

      • EnderWiggin

        Glenn stepped out of bounds to avoid a Stafford hit.

        • MB30SD

          wtf?!?!?!

  • madscout12

    That’s right, fat lezbo. Put that stupid hat on and sit your ass down.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Can Barth kick this 70 yarder?

  • willbest

    Cutler makes that throw to the endzone

    • BerwynBomber

      Yeah, deep jump balls are arguably Cutty’s best pass.

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      We should keep him around just for hail marys

  • Freddy G.P. Soft

    That was silly

  • Irish Sweetness

    This is where you need a one-footed Tom Dempsey.

    • Freddy G.P. Soft

      Irish with the club foot Dempsey drop

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    Hey, Hoyer, JUST FUCKING THROW IT.

    It’s a hail mary, not an option route.

  • Malice Halice

    Classic bear fuck up. We need to deduct 5g’s off da pay each time a fuck face false start on a scoring drive. This shit is WAY too common.

    • Freddy G.P. Soft

      Werd up

  • BerwynBomber

    So Barth from 60 wasn’t an option there? The dude sucks but he has no leg?

  • Freddy G.P. Soft

    Best half Bagboy ever had?

  • Freddy G.P. Soft

    Terry’s head looks like a Trump testicle

    #Yuuuge

  • Irish Sweetness

    Jimmy Johnson is an idiot. He says Cutty doesn’t get his job back … because a Hoyer-led team is beating the Lions. THE LIONS??

    • BerwynBomber

      We haven’t beaten the Lions in four years.

    • beninnorcal

      If Jay gets healthy, he’ll get another shot.

    • Freddy G.P. Soft

      Everybody hates Jay

      • MB30SD

        isn’t it a tv show?

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      You don’t think the Offense has looked crisper with Hoyer?

      I do.

      And I don’t have to grow more white hairs constantly worrying about that inevitable strip sack or killer INT.

      At least, not as much.

      • beninnorcal

        We have 1 TD.

        • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

          Yes, but we’re moving the ball.

          Mistakes are killing drives, like offsides. A drop or two also (like Merdith dropping it).

          Suddenly, the run game looks decent too, maybe cuz the pass game has made them back off a bit.

          • MB30SD

            Barkley to Meredith and the entire dline replaced by terry FUCKING williams in the 2nd half!!!

            Right Irish/!?

          • willbest

            Or Howard is a legit runner

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

            He’s better than Langford, but it’s no coincidence.

            Just like it’s no coincidence that suddenly Miller and White look better too.

        • BerwynBomber

          And no QB TOs either. Think that was Butch’s point.

          Goes back to my old thing: I could live with Cutty’s TOs if he did like Rivers and Luck (when Luck was good), which is put up huge #s with the big TOs.

          Anyway, I’m sure Jay gets his job back but a QB controversy is welcome at this point.

          • madscout12

            Luck is still good. He just has as bad a line as Jay does most years.

          • BerwynBomber

            Yeah, I should have said when he put up bigger #s.

      • BerwynBomber

        Still not sold but he has looked very good so far.

      • willbest

        It looks like birdcage is calling plays better. Outside the td throw Hoyer didn’t make anything happen.

        • madscout12

          Right? What is this moving the pocket stuff?

          That 4th and 1was classic birdcage, though.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Kicking FGs is for pussies anyway. Go for it on 4th inside their 50. End of.

  • beninnorcal

    Anyone plan to watch Westworld this evening?

    • Irish Sweetness

      Ooooooh. That’s good. What time? Network?

      • beninnorcal

        HBO at 6et

        • Irish Sweetness

          Thx.

  • MB30SD

    damn, kalvin pryor just blew cj spiller UP!

  • chitownproud85

    The stat line for half time looks like we should be leading 30-0. 7-3 instead. Goddamnit.

  • MB30SD

    2nd half is bears half gu…. oh, wait… fuck.

    • chitownproud85

      this has gone through my head 10,000 times in the last 15 minutes. Fuck man.

    • Irish Sweetness
      • MB30SD

        that chick at the top. yucky.

        • Irish Sweetness

          Yeah, the Manga-look isn’t sexy …. they look like robots.

          • MB30SD

            gross.

  • Freddy G.P. Soft

    Maybe Ellyn can have a show on how the Bears abused a lesbian

  • MB30SD

    they just showed the Jets offensive team leaders… fitz and two former Bears. hahaha

    Forte, 10 for 22, huh dave! Wow!

    • Irish Sweetness

      He has it to do against that defense.

      • MB30SD

        their other back is better.

        • Scharfinator

          Trolololol

          • MB30SD

            no, I’m serious. I’m watching this game. Matt’s def slowing down.

          • Irish Sweetness

            WTF? You’re watching the Jets???

          • MB30SD

            yeah, I aint gots no choice… either that or the ravens v raiders. sigh.

  • Joecashflow

    Ok we did 3 things good in first half. Offense, Defense and Special teams. Wow! Bear Down Bears!

    • Irish Sweetness

      ST? Like Barf?

  • Freddy G.P. Soft

    All our weapons are healthy

    If we can move the ball it’s on Birdcage

    • Irish Sweetness

      It’s a poor defense though. Beating the Lions today will prove nothing … and dare I say it …
      I won’t!

      • MB30SD

        stop dude. so negative man. come on.

        • Irish Sweetness

          But moving the ball against that secondary will have people sounding like Jimmy Johnson. When we play some more good teams … Minny will murder Hoyer.

  • Joecashflow

    Missed the first 900 posts, lol! Took,me a whole half to catch up in the game feed.

  • Joecashflow

    Howard! We got a running game. Loggains got off the bus running!

  • Freddy G.P. Soft

    Every time I see a Bear ST guy with 84 I think about my old Bashnagel jersey

  • Freddy G.P. Soft

    Step up Sutton!

  • Joecashflow

    Stuffed!

  • Freddy G.P. Soft

    God dammit Floyd contain

  • Freddy G.P. Soft

    I told you Irish

  • Joecashflow

    Contain damn it!

  • Irish Sweetness

    Terrelle Pryor quietly becoming a top receiver.

    • BerwynBomber

      I always thought he could be. Dude damn near has Alshon size. Plus, he’s a better natural athlete.

  • Freddy G.P. Soft

    Acho Young = all day

  • madscout12

    Wouldn’t be the bears if we didn’t give up a 3rd and 12 on a qb run.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Porter is just a liability. Hall. Now.

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    3rd and 12.

    Fangio is a pussy and just sits back

    • Irish Sweetness

      NO balls. He’s killing us. Weekly.

      Is it cocaine? Does he really think he’s in San Francisco still?

  • Irish Sweetness

    If they can get Marvin Jones on Tracy Porter, they’ll beat us.

    • BearDown100393

      Marvin Jones vs [fill in the blank] is better?

  • EnderWiggin

    Second half is obvious.

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    WTF is Prosinksi back in?

    Deon Bush hurt or something?

  • Freddy G.P. Soft

    Wow. Young almost applied pressure. Sigh

  • Irish Sweetness

    Sorry, but Riddick is on all my PPR teams. Go theo.

  • Freddy G.P. Soft

    #Timued

  • BerwynBomber

    Goal line stand. Nice.

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    Timu!

  • Scharfinator

    TIMU?! THAT WAS TIMU

  • Irish Sweetness

    IS THAT FUCKING JOHN TIMU ????

    HE WASN’T ON THE ROSTER LAST TIME I CHECKED!

    • Freddy G.P. Soft

      Dat bitch raided the fridge!

    • willbest

      They dumped IR’d Fuller for him

      • Irish Sweetness

        SWEEEEET!

        Fuller was good for something then …

  • Irish Sweetness

    Timu should definitely be starting beside Freeman.

    I didn’t even know he was still a Bear.

  • Freddy G.P. Soft

    Somebody hire Columbo.

    Jeremy Langfords career was murdered

    • Huge Bears Penis

      I am thinking Howard should hire Matlock to get him out of the murder charge

    • BerwynBomber

      He’ll stick as back-up or third down back.

      • Irish Sweetness

        On screens he’s lethal, I’d keep him for cheap. Just no Garret Wolfe shit up the middle on 3rd and 1.

    • Irish Sweetness

      If it was anywhere near Angela Lansbury’s parish, that guy is fucked.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Fkn Conor Barf, eh?

    • willbest

      Why is he on our team? A 22 year old could do this and might be better

  • Joecashflow

    Timu was Polomolu-esk

    • Scharfinator

      The long hair really helps sell it too πŸ™‚

  • Freddy G.P. Soft

    That was NOT a hold

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    2nd and short. HOLDING.

    This is why we only got 7 points.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Thanks Cody.

  • madscout12

    I hate holding. Most inconsistently enforced penalty in the nfl

    • BearDown100393

      Pass interference

  • Joecashflow

    Whitehair hit the weight room.

    • BearDown100393

      Medicine cabinet

      • EnderWiggin

        Seafood buffet.

  • Freddy G.P. Soft

    Royal slowed after he caught it like he couldn’t believe he was that open

  • Irish Sweetness

    White’s like a KR. Just keep feeding him short ones and hope breaks one.

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    IN STRIDE

  • Joecashflow

    Hey Blog father …wanna take back those Hoyer Comments?

    • EnderWiggin

      No, he doesn’t.

    • BearDown100393

      To be fair, he praised Hoyer endlessly for great practices.

      • Huge Bears Penis

        Tresticle always praised practices too.

        • BearDown100393

          Maybe they can golf together.

          • Huge Bears Penis

            never pegged Tresticle as a golfer, knitting maybe

    • willbest

      He hit a wide open guy with 7 seconds of pure awesomeness from the line

  • BearDown100393

    #BirdCage perched on top of a milk crate to see past the fans’ heads.

    • Freddy G.P. Soft

      Nice hat Birdcage

      • madscout12

        How do you think I feel? Betrayed, bewildered… wrong response?

  • Irish Sweetness

    Zach Miller TD coming up.

  • Huge Bears Penis

    MILLER TIME!!!

    • Freddy G.P. Soft

      Excellent patience by Hoyer

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    Then a lame as draw

  • Joecashflow

    Hope that’s not the same leg..White

  • Malice Halice

    Eddie Royal trying to get PAID! $$$$$ that dude is tearing some shit UP dis year.

    • willbest

      He was paid. He still owes us 4 mil from last year

      • Malice Halice

        I thought this year was a contract year.

        • willbest

          3 year 15 mil last year

  • Irish Sweetness

    UP THE MIDDLE ON SECOND DOWN?

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    HOYER HOYER HOYER

    • BerwynBomber

      You called it thus far. Dude’s balling.

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

        After the game, I might go into why I think Hoyer is doing better. It has more to do with scheme than talent.

  • Joecashflow

    Hoyer!

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      He had to overcome a 3rd and 12 too cuz of the penalty.
      64yd strike to Royal

  • Joecashflow

    Right down the field to,answer the fieldgoal ,and great goal line D !!!

  • Irish Sweetness

    Called it ……

    (inhales)

  • BearDown100393

    QB controversy 10…9…8…7

    • Joecashflow

      None. Hoyer!

      • willbest

        Don’t go ful retard

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      There is none.
      Trade Cutty for 1st
      Use Hoyer as bridge.
      Draft top QB next year

      • Irish Sweetness

        That would be the smart thing to do … so the boychild Pace won’t do that.

      • willbest

        You keep saying stupid things. There is no bridge. You start whoever your new franchise qb is

        • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

          Are you seeing the game?

          There’s no bridge QBs in the NFL? You claimed the Eagles didn’t have a bridge QB, when in fact, they had TWO.

          I don’t really take what you say about ‘bridge” qbs seriously.

          • willbest

            Because nobody using a bridge is winning. So it’s fucking stupid

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

            Do you know what a “BRIDGE” QB means?

            It means a QB to get you by until you’re real QB is ready, then the true SB chase continues.

            Don’t make me WikiLink it for you.

          • willbest

            Don’t make me list how many roster holes and aged current players for 2018

          • BerwynBomber

            WB’s a Cutty fan. Long-invested. You’re wasting your breath.
            Anyway, we’ll see how it plays out. Lots of the season left.

        • BerwynBomber

          Actually it’s a smart plan. The only stupid thing is getting a first for Cutler. I don’t see it happening.

    • Irish Sweetness

      What would the score be if Cutty were playing? At least another TD.

    • EnderWiggin

      Hoyer has been putting balls behind receivers all day. All three WRs are making good catches though.

      • EnderWiggin

        When I say all three. I didn’t count Cammeron, on purpose.

      • Irish Sweetness

        He is not accurate. He has a bit of a fastball, but man he couldn’t hit a barn door if he was inside the barn. Not terrible today,admittedly. He’s up against a bad secondary.

      • Freddy G.P. Soft

        I heard Aaron Rodgers has been putting balls behind men for years

        • willbest

          Thought he was a bottom

    • BerwynBomber

      Welcomed considering where this team is at …

  • Bender McLugh

    BOOM! ?

  • BearDown100393

    Why did Pizza Hut hire Trestman to do commercials?

    • Scharfinator

      ?>?? Are they using the Cryptkeeper for Halloween stuff?

      • BearDown100393

        Green skin, from outer space, clearly Trestman

  • Joecashflow

    In da elevator.

  • Malice Halice

    Curlers out, Alshon getting paid, Eddie getting paid, Howard taking over HB duties.

    • willbest

      Royal got paid.

      • Irish Sweetness

        He’s outplaying AJ this year anyway …

        • willbest

          No…

  • Joecashflow

    Need an update on White

    • BearDown100393

      He’s got “a leg”

  • Scharfinator

    Must be a streaker on the field

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      Waffle coulldn’t stand Hoyer getting all the love.

  • Joecashflow

    Could I actually dream of us holding Lion cubs without a TD?

    • Irish Sweetness

      Nope.

      Tracy Porter. Marvin Jones. One of these men turns into toast, and it’s not Marvin.

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    You hear that crowd?

    ENERGY.

    HOYER. HOYER. HOYER

    • PaceBot 2000

      When did you become a fucking troll?

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

        Why is it trolling.

        BEARS ARE WINNING.

        Don’t you like them winning, or only when Cutler wins?

  • Joecashflow

    How beautiful is to hear deal in their own territory and it ain’t us.

  • Freddy G.P. Soft

    And….. That’s why Timu ride da pine

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      He can’t cover. What happened to Kwiatkoski ?

      • Freddy G.P. Soft

        He’s I there now

        • Joecashflow

          Dude can stuff

        • Joecashflow

          He also has chicken dinner eyes

  • BearDown100393

    Panthers season long SB hangover continues.

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    We should only use Timu in goaline

  • BerwynBomber

    The SB loser curse is back. CAR about to go 1-3.
    Ryan making a case for MVP the first quarter of the year.

    • Irish Sweetness

      He’s the top QB in the NFL right now, numbers-wise. Blount is the top RB.

      • Malice Halice

        Ryan who?

  • Irish Sweetness

    AHA!

    The Lions allow QB passer ratings of 120. Leading the league – worst in the NFL pass defense list.

    Solves the Hoyer enthusiasm conundrum. They are the WORST in the NFL.

    • Freddy G.P. Soft

      Fine make us have context then

      I’m still happy to win

      • willbest

        We hope, somehow we aren’t up 35 points

    • Bender McLugh

      Hush you

    • Joecashflow

      So you want Cutler in there?

      • willbest

        Why wouldn’t you want your best QB playing? The issue is whether we should roll with Hoyer for a sub .500 season next year.

        • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

          Hoyer’s not looking like a sub .500 QB now, is he?

          • willbest

            He will be a .500 qb if he wins

          • willbest

            Seriously Hoyer gets Howard…

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      Of course, there’s always a built in excuse.

  • Joecashflow

    YEAH!

  • BearDown100393

    White’s dead.

    • Freddy G.P. Soft

      Sad. Damn you Pox

      • BearDown100393

        He’s got “an ankle”

        And its terminal.

        • Freddy G.P. Soft

          He’s already half machine

          • BearDown100393

            More machine now. Twisted & evil.

  • Joecashflow

    On the move again.

    • Freddy G.P. Soft

      Howard runs angry

      • BearDown100393

        Straight into Fox. Props.

      • EnderWiggin

        So much more patient than Langford while shuffling behind linemen.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Wow. 4 teams are averaging over 5 YPC this season. Falcs, Titans, Browns, and the Raiders with a whopping 5.9.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Watch Meredith have his coming-out party now.

    • EnderWiggin

      He made a Hoyer-saving catch right there.

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      Hoyer likes to spread the wealth.

      White, Miller, Alshon, Meredith.

      you want your PS heroes to get a shot, Hoyer is your man’

  • Joecashflow

    HOWARD

  • Joecashflow

    All I want is a complete 4 quarters. Finish this!

  • Malice Halice

    Know what jersey I’m buying this year that’s current

  • Joecashflow

    Freeman is our beast!

    • MB30SD

      by a mile

  • PaceBot 2000

    Is no one frustrated that birdcage spotted the rest of the NFL 3 fucking games?

    • Freddy G.P. Soft

      How about Bagboy? Nice huh?

      • PaceBot 2000

        He’s hitting our weapons and birdcage is actually using his brain. It’s a nice combo.

        I’m pretty sure we could have done this in the first 3 games. It’s like they didn’t want to win.

        • MB30SD

          possum baby. we were waiting for a division rival to snap back onto our feet and kick some ass

  • Joecashflow

    Play action. What a surprise

  • Huge Bears Penis

    Howard’s got some moves!

  • MB30SD

    Awwww yeeeeah Irish!!!

    Meredith’s coming out party today baby!!!

    C. Meredith 3 23 0 12

    BOOOYAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Welcome to the NFL BigBoy!!!

    • Bender McLugh

      I like him tho yo

      • MB30SD

        that’s cool, just don’t make ridiculous statements about him.

        • Bender McLugh

          truet

  • Joecashflow

    They can’t tackle him YAC!!

  • Malice Halice

    OMG I’m gettin a Lil hot n bothered by our new guy Howard!

  • Irish Sweetness

    Mister FIRST DOWN!!

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    Milk that clock.

  • Joecashflow

    Has Howard got 100 yds yet?

    • MB30SD

      88

      • MB30SD

        but don’t look now… Meredith has 23 BOOOOOOyyyyyyyyY!!!

        • Freddy G.P. Soft

          Fantasy gold

          • MB30SD

            another 5 on a needed 8!

            That’s 28 total!!!!! Gold I say!

      • Joecashflow

        Combined !!

  • Joecashflow

    Shit pass

    • willbest

      Why the hell would he post up 3 yards short

      • MB30SD

        HOFed booooyyyyyeeeeee!!!!

        28 yards so far in his big coming out baby!

        • Freddy G.P. Soft

          Next stop: Canton

          • MB30SD

            like. next. year.

            PREballot HOFer

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      Can’t force it there considering the score.

      • willbest

        Always excuses (see can do it too)

        • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

          That’s not a built in excuse.

          That’s just smart football.

          I didn’t say at the beginning of the game, “He has to take the FG”..

          Do I have to define “built in” also?

          • willbest

            It doesn’t do any good because you engage in situational morality

  • BerwynBomber

    Good drive. Ate clock. Two score game.

  • Joecashflow

    Short but nice pass

  • Freddy G.P. Soft

    Clutch 25 yard chip shot

    • BearDown100393

      That’s his long range.

    • EnderWiggin

      Dude looks nervous out there.

    • Huge Bears Penis

      FUTURE HOFer!

  • Malice Halice

    Yay! He made it. He really made it.

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    That’s ok. Better than Killer INT or turnover.

    Milk the clock. Make the FG.

    Don’t kill yourself

    • PaceBot 2000

      Ahhh, the old red zone myth. Nice to see it reappear.

    • Irish Sweetness

      I think that’s the difference between him and Cutty (other than talent. No way Cutty throws short of the chains there. He would have put it up there for AJ, for better or for worse.

      Passing game should improve now with White out?

  • Joecashflow

    If he missed that, I was sending in Irish

  • Sauron’s right eyeball

    Wounded Bear Syndrome? Told ya so girls. The rest of you men out there? Take a knee, smoke em if you got em?

    • willbest

      But now we can’t masturbate to college QBs

      • MB30SD

        why not?

      • Joecashflow

        Still can

        • willbest

          It takes an edge off the orgasm when you have to give up draft picks to get them

          • Freddy G.P. Soft

            Like paying for sex

      • Joecashflow

        Oh oh ohhhhhhh!

      • Huge Bears Penis

        Did colleges start using women at QB? if not put back in your pants.

  • Joecashflow

    Play action, scrambling, quick release, clock management. Hoyer.

    • Irish Sweetness

      Throw short of the sticks. Take a FG instead of a TD etc.

      • MB30SD

        and throw it to a PSH so that there’s no chance he’ll fight for the extra 3?

        But those 28 he gots today my maings….. SAAAAHHHWEEEEEEET!!!

      • EnderWiggin

        Throwing behind receivers. Helping Miller take hard shots across the middle, etc.

  • BearDown100393

    Moose selling flag football.

  • Freddy G.P. Soft

    Nice love tap Jacoby. Try rubbing his back next time

  • Joecashflow

    Controlling the clock. Making 3rd downs. Am I DREAMING?

  • Malice Halice

    Hoyer for 300 today.

  • Freddy G.P. Soft

    Quartay and Amos want to hurt people I give them that

    • MB30SD

      I like that about my safeties. a LOOOOT

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    Ok, keep doing what we’re doing on D, or blitz?

    Hmmmm

  • BearDown100393

    Ebron the Pylon

  • Joecashflow

    Bam! We are playing smack!

  • willbest

    Nice pressure

  • Freddy G.P. Soft

    #Cornwashed

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    D feeding off O. O feeding off D. Even specials is not fucking up.

    LOVE IT.

  • Freddy G.P. Soft

    We are so desperate we are rushing Jones

  • Malice Halice

    Let’s stop this conversion.

  • Joecashflow

    Cornwashed . He deserved that

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    HUGE 3rd here

  • Malice Halice

    Bullshit

  • beninnorcal

    Corn Wash!!!

  • willbest

    That looked like opi

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      Sure did.

      Glenn grabbed him AFTER Jones pushed off

  • Freddy G.P. Soft

    Weak sauce

    • EnderWiggin

      very

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    We just gotta prevent the big play, and run the 4min O when we get the ball.

    • willbest

      Wonder if they just kick it rather than try the onside. Then again our kicker sucks

  • Malice Halice

    Y do the commentary sound pro Kitty?

  • BerwynBomber

    Ballgame, baby.

  • willbest

    Rookie CBs got this win

  • Freddy G.P. Soft

    An early Christmas for Hall

    • MB30SD

      for us!

  • Huge Bears Penis

    was that a Favreian duck? I thought those went extinct a couple years back.

  • PaceBot 2000

    Sealed and delivered.

  • Sauron’s right eyeball

    Booyah!!!

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    YESSSSSSSS

    Hey, LOIN TROLL.

    FAT LESBO

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      I like my trolls neutered and spayed.

  • BearDown100393

    13-3

  • Malice Halice

    Let’s go! So we DO have a savage unit. IT B DA DB’s! Bear down muhfucka

  • Joecashflow

    ROOKIES! 2 INTs!

    • Irish Sweetness

      Told yiz. Now start’em.

  • Irish Sweetness

    MAH BOY!!

    Can we just start Hall and Glenn already?

    • willbest

      We have been.

  • Freddy G.P. Soft

    Langford did not see a single snap

    • Huge Bears Penis

      aint he injured?

    • MB30SD

      he injured yo

      • MB30SD

        doing my best malice impression

        • Freddy G.P. Soft

          My bad

          • MB30SD

            sssright

    • willbest

      He is out

    • Irish Sweetness

      He’s typing up his resume for McDonalds.

      NTTAWWT.

    • Joecashflow

      He has a leg

  • beninnorcal

    Good game, guys. Look out, nfcn! We finally beat the lions.

    • Irish Sweetness

      Is that a good thing though?

      (ducks)

      • beninnorcal

        Mostly sarcastic, nice game by those Bears tho, they have a pulse.

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    Howard just REFUSES to go down.

    And stays in bounds.

    Dare I say, shades of Sweetness?…

    • Freddy G.P. Soft

      Careful

    • Irish Sweetness

      Now now …

      • Irish Sweetness

        He does the GSH proud, let’s say.

    • Huge Bears Penis

      yes in his first start he is the second coming of Sweetness

      • MB30SD

        HOFer!!!!

    • MB30SD

      stop that shit

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

        It’s our first win, I say what I want! (Cartmen voice)

    • willbest

      No you don’t dare

  • willbest

    And he stayed inbounds

  • Malice Halice

    Howard da man!

  • MB30SD

    howard @ 105

  • EnderWiggin

    How long until we get the gratuitous post from Blogfather reminding us how the rookies will ‘save’ our season…

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      I figured he was watching Golf since his Cutty ain’t playing

      • EnderWiggin

        lol

      • willbest

        He took Howard’s nut hit to switch channels

    • BearDown100393

      And how it all pertains to golf.

    • Freddy G.P. Soft

      At least it ain’t about fucking golf

    • Joecashflow

      And calling for Cutler.

      • EnderWiggin

        Now that Dowell has an O plan figured out, its the perfect time for the Cutty.

        • Joecashflow

          Holds the ball. Sucks the life out of the team. Not!

          • EnderWiggin

            Have you watched any Bear games this decade?

          • PaceBot 2000

            Jesus dude you don’t believe that.
            Even Bears Homer company shills were calling out the play calling.

          • willbest

            Didn’t see any 15 yard drop backs called today

        • PaceBot 2000

          It’s fucking dumb that we didn’t do this earlier
          Pissed away 3 games.

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            It’s ok. 13-3 is still possible?

          • EnderWiggin

            Eye think so.

        • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

          Hoyer has the magical ability to make OCs smarter too.

  • Joecashflow

    I forgot has this feels.,

  • Malice Halice

    Crazy how shit works. We had to lose Lameford and jack-jizz JUST to see Howard! “GET SCREENED COACH!”

    • Irish Sweetness

      We cut him, and Perry. Bad moves both.

      • Malice Halice

        True dat

  • BerwynBomber

    Except for Barth, this was a major ass-kicking in all facets.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Come on Jordan, us fantasy faithful need a TD!!

    • Irish Sweetness

      Ah, gash.

  • Freddy G.P. Soft

    They were coming

  • Joecashflow

    Howard got his 100 on the ground yet?

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      yup

    • BearDown100393

      111

      • Joecashflow

        Nice!!

    • EnderWiggin

      +23 though the air.

  • beninnorcal

    Big block in the back from the Lions, brutal.

    • Stan

      Oh yeaaa

  • Irish Sweetness

    Wow, we’ve got the Colts next week. Two in a row??

  • Malice Halice

    Let’s bask in the glory for a sec. We talking bout rookie Db’s against Jones Sr, golden tate, AND Anquan Boldin! N we shut they ass down!
    BEAR DOWN! Glad to watch bear fans stay till the end of game.
    But wtf ST

  • Freddy G.P. Soft

    ST hell

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    Jesus.

    Can we recover an onside?

    • Freddy G.P. Soft

      3 point game

    • MB30SD

      yesh. so bears

    • Irish Sweetness

      If we don’t … we’re going to OT. Stafford to Jones. Prater-time.

  • willbest

    ……..

  • Joecashflow

    Hahaha! We are still the Bears. A little levity.

  • Malice Halice

    I’m getting nervous! Plz catch da onside ball guys. PALEEZE!

  • beninnorcal

    Bunch of crap. Big block from behind right away from Detroit, totally unnoticed.

    • Stan

      Right in front of the play. Brutal no call

  • madscout12

    There were about 6 blocks in the back on that one

  • Huge Bears Penis

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Cubsnlinux

    Phewww..for a while I thought our #1 pick might be in jeopardy

  • Joecashflow

    Well the D didn’t allow a TD. Well done.

    • Malice Halice

      That is true

  • Freddy G.P. Soft

    Here is what is undisputed:

    The children of the corn live in Skip Baylees hairpiece

    • BearDown100393

      Rob Zombie’s Devil rejects

    • Irish Sweetness

      Ah GP …..

      MALACHAI !!!

  • EnderWiggin

    First time I’ve seen a coach ice an onsides.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Crafty Fox.

  • MB30SD

    play by play please

    • EnderWiggin

      kick went 6 yards.. then a bunch of Bears bobbled it before retaining the ball.

      • MB30SD

        thanks sir

  • Freddy G.P. Soft

    Man Meredith is a dumb mofo

    • MB30SD

      HOFer!!!

      • Freddy G.P. Soft

        Just not on ST

  • Joecashflow

    Jesus that was close!

  • willbest

    Lol Julio jones

    • EnderWiggin

      300+. Today!

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

        holy crap.

        That might be an FF record

    • Irish Sweetness

      Fantasy gold ….!

  • Malice Halice

    Yea we declawed dem kitties.

  • Freddy G.P. Soft

    GP out!

  • Irish Sweetness

    If the ball doesn’t go ten yards I thought it was a re-kick …

    • willbest

      Not if they commit a penalty

  • Stan

    Lets enjoy the bleeding stopped at home and a big Central win. Bear Down!!

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    VICTORY is spelled HOYER

    haha, just kidding.

    That was a very efficient game, save the SP teams fuck up.

    • Big Mike

      I swear it was the punters fault. Hate that guy

      • RenoBear

        He’s kicking TERRIBLE. He can never coffin corner, is slow, and NEVER comes up big when we need it…. Can’t believe that we kept him over Tress Way, draft status aside. Fuck P O’D

        • Big Mike

          That punt return at the end of the game was on him. Kick it way, kick it high. Make a big kick once in a while for fuck sake.

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  • chitownproud85

    bwahahahahaha. Bears win. With Hoyer. lawlz. lawwwwwwwwwwwlz

  • BearDown100393

    12 more wins to go

    • chitownproud85

      YEAP. 3-3 still stands motherfuckers

  • Malice Halice

    Damn a whole year tho. We’r no longer Owen!

  • beninnorcal

    Wow, the Lions are bad. Good that the Bears aren’t the celler-dwellers anymore.

  • willbest

    What the shit DeAndre Hopkins…

  • Irish Sweetness

    Before all the Tradewinds-fuelled enthusiasm begins …. the Lions have allowed an average QB rating of 120 this season. That leads the NFL. They are the worst in the league at challenging QBs, and we only just beat them by 3 points.

    That is all.

    • Huge Bears Penis

      stats smats…. 13-3!!!

    • MB30SD

      you suck dude

    • PaceBot 2000

      At least our OC called a competent game, Hoyer executed, Howard and the line shined in the run game, the D bent but didn’t break completely, a little lesbo luck and we roll into next week looking to go 2-3

      • chitownproud85

        BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!

    • BerwynBomber

      Somehow I doubt you would bother telling us that If Cutty led us to a win against them.

      • PaceBot 2000

        Down vote

        • BerwynBomber

          For Irish? I agree. We won. Why piss on the win?

  • BerwynBomber

    Game balls to Howard, Hoyer and the entire D.

    P.S. We’ll need a new kicker next year.

    • willbest

      Royal brought it today too.

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      We need a new kicker THIS yr.

    • chitownproud85

      “We have no chance in todays game with Brian Hoyer.” – Jeff

      Eager for your column, Jeff.

      • chitownproud85

        Mediocre looks good on you, Bears. You, too, Hoyer. Nice and mediocre.

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

        We already know how this will go.

        Jeff will say Birdcage suddenly became Einstein.
        Howard was 2nd coming of Sweetness.
        Buddy rose from the grave and coached the D.

        Oh, and some Hoyer guy just went along for the ride.

        • PaceBot 2000

          We won because we ran the rock for chunks, hit our weapons and 2ints from Stafford.

          • chitownproud85

            Yeap. We won because of the team we fielded, just like we would have lost because of the team we fielded. One guy doth not win nor doth he lose.

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

            I’m sure the 300 yds, and no turnovers by Hoyer had little to do with it.

      • Sauron’s right eyeball

        Jeff no longer knows which social network feed to select. He’s a full blown tweaker now. It’s turrible, just turrible to see.

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    wow. 53 points for Julio Jones in FF in our league. Trac must be celebrating in his bunker!

    • willbest

      37 for Matty Ice… too bad Hopkins fucked me.

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

        Ugh. Fucked me too.
        DId he get hurt or something?

        Jeesh.

        • willbest

          And I fucking knew it too. I was deciding 2 of 3 from Diggs, Hopkins, and Travis Benjamin. And my gut was telling me to bench Hopkins, but I my brain was like “Don’t be the dumbass that benches Hopkins. He is going to go off and make you look like a foo”

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

            That’s how I felt about Forte.

            Knew the matchup was tough, but can’t bench a workhorse.

            I should’ve.

  • Sauron’s right eyeball

    It’s a wrap. Something to build on. We did just beat a team that was 1-2 so let’s not lose perspective but damn we needed this one. Future LOOKS brighter.

    • chitownproud85

      Cheers

      • Sauron’s right eyeball

        Bully

  • Joecashflow

    Gentlemen, that was a complete fuckin game. Good night.

    • chitownproud85

      Cheers brother

  • MB30SD

    hey, anyone see that lions troll?

    • MB30SD

      “lions” troll

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      *loins

  • Huge Bears Penis

    What just happened? I don’t understand these feelings…. we won!!!

  • chitownproud85

    lawlz. *fist bump* Bears win Mike

  • PaceBot 2000

    I mean I’m not going to masturbate over 7pts in the first half but the play calling actually made sense.
    Little Timmy Johansen that won that “OC for a day” contest really came through.

    • chitownproud85

      We scored 17 when we started half the game at our own 40 yard line. Fuck birdcage, this offense is shitting the bed. How bout that run game, though? Fun to see it work wasnt it?

      • Big Mike

        Enjoy the win. Geez

        • chitownproud85

          You obviously havent read the rest of my comments post win lol. I’m enjoying every second, but fuck birdcage still. That was an enema that ended in victory!

          • BerwynBomber

            A back-up QB in his second start with the franchise. I had no problem with the play-calling. It was conservative and it was a low-scoring game.

            And technically we should have scored 20. Barth should have hit that other FG.

          • chitownproud85

            I’m good with this. The game felt a lot closer than the stats, and that is always scary. Winning is fucking good. Dont care how, lets do it again next week

          • Big Mike

            No i haven’t Scrolling reverse order. Glad you’re enjoying. I thought olplsy calling was solid. But execution (all those 5 yard penalties) gave us some tough form and distance when we had a nice rhythm. Not s big fan of the OC,but today he gets a good job from me. The 4th and 1 call however was stupid. Why wasn’t Howard out there

          • chitownproud85

            Message approved. +1. Good game, and good day. BEARS!

      • PaceBot 2000

        Run game and short quick passing game and rollout were a sight for sore eyes.

        • chitownproud85

          Was cool to see Bears RBs and WRs fighting for every last inch, and actually get them. Was obviously some attitude on the field today.

      • willbest

        Penalties killed drives. Our kicker sucks could have had 6 more if he didn’t.

        • chitownproud85

          I will give you that. If Connor Barf isnt an astronomical shit show, that game is a little smoother down the stretch.

          Giggidy.

          • Big Mike

            Robbie is still out there

          • MB30SD

            missing kicks and not making it to the endzone in his free time?

          • Big Mike

            I was trolling

          • MB30SD

            can’t tell these days

            (yes, that was an expression of disappointment in your recent negativity)

          • Big Mike

            I love the Bears. But the last couple of weeks, was just hard. Going into Dallas with Β½ the starting defense out, spilled all my kool-aid. Getting amped to see the JV play was tough. I watched every minute of all 4 games this season, but what I haven’t done is start getting juiced up about the next game right after the last game.

            Next, week maybe a different story. We got one. Now we can get two.

          • Big Mike

            I would imagine there’s a reason nobody has picked him up.

          • Huge Bears Penis

            and he should stay out there.

          • Big Mike

            Yeah I know. I was trolling

          • Big Mike

            No doubt.

    • MB30SD

      and of coooourse he was of Scandinavian decent.

  • willbest

    O-line looked good, what as your take?

    • Big Mike

      They were coming off the ball real well. I was most impressed with pass blocking. The 2 sacks were both on Hoyer. I heard his interview post game and he said he didn’t change the protection scheme on one sack and held the ball too long on the other. But even still he passed 35-40 times. Run blocking they’ve not done as poorly as is widely believed. TE/Backs missing assignments ends up making the O-line look bad. But the biggest improvement was by the LT. Leno. Most of Howards bigger runs were outside of Leno. Sitton/Whitehair/Long controlled the inside and allowed Howard to get some steam. Howard was a beast. Massie didn’t suck today.

  • Big Mike

    To all the regulars, damn that felt good. Who are the guys that we’re leading the Jordan Howard parade. Kudos to you

    • willbest

      Irish and SC Dave

      • Huge Bears Penis

        really SC Dave was? i thought he was still pining for Forte

        • PaceBot 2000

          He said he would be less pissed if Howard panned out.

        • willbest

          He does, but he was pulling for howard in the preseason

        • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

          Dave did say Howard would start sooner rather than later.

          He just still wanted Forte.

      • MB30SD

        no, dave only roots for matt forte.

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

        I liked him too, but didn’t think Fox would allow him to run cuz of his stupid decisions.

        Granted, it took an inj too finally make him see the light, but still.

        • Big Mike

          Wally Pipped

      • Big Mike

        Way to go boys

  • MB30SD

    on nfl.com and they list all the games down the home page… we’re not even on there!

    hahaha

    BTW, congrats for the win and getting off the lions schide today. good feeling. fuck the lions!

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    So glad we snapped that Lions losing streak.
    That was ridicules.

    And won a home game.

    That crowd was into. The liveliest I’ve seen ’em in some time. Esp on 3rd downs.

    Maybe they got trained before the game or something, like at gameshow studios when they prep the crowd.

    • chitownproud85

      this. actually felt like home field advantage at certain parts of the game. I suppose having something to cheer for helps though…

      • Bender McLugh

        Dare I say I saw some swagger in our D

  • willbest

    I will eat crow. I told some people they were being ridiculous in their Howard is our starter by game 4. They got lucky with injuries, but its clear he was going to be the starter by the end of the year either way.

    • BerwynBomber

      And I’ll eat crow on Hoyer. I thought he would suck. Dude played damn well.

      • MB30SD

        and I’ll eat crow o… fuuck that. and fuck you guys! I’m always right about errathing! bitches.

      • willbest

        He wasn’t asked to do anything, and he didn’t fuck up. That was the first game this year, they didn’t ask the QB to win the game for them.

        • BerwynBomber

          He was 28/36 for 302 with 2 TDs and no INTs. That’s mad efficient QB play even if it is an aberration.

          • PaceBot 2000

            OC called a smart game and used weapons and the run game kept the D honest. We ran more tightends routes , royal routes and Playaction rollout today than in the previous 3 games.

          • willbest

            And how many times was he in 3 & 10+

          • BerwynBomber

            SMH …

          • MB30SD

            soooooo?

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

            how many times cuz of oline penalties?

            Like on that 64 yard laser to Royal (in stride). That was 3rd and 12 after a holding penality when it was 2nd and short.

            Then he hits Royal and turns the game around.

            It’s MORE impressive that he has that stat line when it was 3rd and +10

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

        And I will just crow

        H-O-Y-E-R!

        28/36, 302yds, 77.8%, 2TDs, 120QB rating….ZERO TOs

        • MB30SD

          not even a really cute little stripsack? not one??!!

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

            Not even for nostalgia sake.

            Those stats are a lil bit more than “not fucking up”

            That’s as good as Wilson.

          • Huge Bears Penis

            but it’s the Lions, as Irish pointed out earlier, they lead the league in opponent QBR

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

            You think Cutler would’ve had that line?

            I don’t think so. But that’s just me.

            I fuck around. I don’t think Hoyer is the 2nd coming of Dan Marino, but in this O, he’s more than capable (more than perhaps even Cutler).

          • Huge Bears Penis

            not sure but we also did not have the playcalling in the previous games that we had today.

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

            Maybe we had a diff gameplan cuz Loggains thought Hoyer could handle it.

            It’s chicken or egg as Irish loves to say.

          • PaceBot 2000

            Fucking what???????????????????

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

            Yes, you see, in the NFL, OCs create different gameplans for specific QBs (see, Pats).

          • willbest

            He created a shit game plan for Hoyer last week.

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

            Maybe. But Hoyer still looked better last week than Cutler in the first 2 games.

            I don’t recall the last time Cutty completed 77% of his passes, threw for 300, got 2 TDs, and didn’t turn it over, and he’s played some pretty weak ass Ds too in his long tenure.

          • willbest

            We been over this. Hoyer shit it up until they were down 3 scores. JWood layed the wood on his stat line for 3 quarters. It was pathetic.

          • willbest

            Yeah Loggains called 15 yard drop backs cause he thought Cutler could handle the DEs and OLBs come screaming around the tackles and he knew Hoyer couldn’t so he didn’t call any of those.

          • PaceBot 2000

            Dumb post.

          • willbest

            Well Cutlers would have been more like 360 3 TDs and 1 INT against this team.

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    Wow. Bills shut out Pats.

    Gratz to Rex

    • willbest

      It helps when the 3rd string QB has a broken finger and the one in front of him can’t throw the ball. Should have played Edelman.

      • MB30SD

        I love edelman. would have loved to have seen that

    • BerwynBomber

      Pyrrhic victory for the Bills. I would want Rex gone.

  • MB30SD

    Ohhhh, now I get to watch Chargers v Saints!!!

    Yaaaaaaaay!

    • MB30SD

      and tiki barber is the commentator!!!

      • Huge Bears Penis

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! sorry. seriously that sucks.

        • MB30SD

          sigh.

      • chitownproud85

        fuck. that.

  • PaceBot 2000

    Joe buck starting to fill out that hairline. HD don’t lie.

    • MB30SD

      fuck joe buck. superdouche and tremendous bag of dicks

  • RenoBear

    I ❀️ Jordan Howard

    • MB30SD

      we all do reno

      • RenoBear

        I know. I was just 2hrs behind in the game watching in dvr. He turns 2yds into 4 and 0 into 2-3. Retardo coaching move of the day was pulling Howard and putting in Bell on 4th and 1 in the 2nd quarter. Wtf

        • madscout12

          That play call. Smh.

  • MB30SD

    brees is a machine

    • Huge Bears Penis

      he has to be. Saints D sucks

      • MB30SD

        yep. he lives in SD. see him all the time. he’s about my size… without the massive, sexy, panty-dropping guns of course

        • Huge Bears Penis

          yeah but he has that massive panty-dropping pay check.

          • MB30SD

            that is indeed true. too bad he’s married and doesn’t use it for that

          • Johnnywad

            Says who?

          • MB30SD

            Me

        • willbest

          Brees? or you mean Rivers. I thought Brees lives in New Orleans.

          • MB30SD

            they both live in SD in the off season will… as does rodgers, winston, and a ton of other guys.

            And I say what I mean, and mean what I say dude.

          • willbest

            Just seemed odd since Brees has school aged kids.

          • MB30SD

            don’t know what to tell you maings.

          • willbest

            You could say it was in June. Although I suppose they could just fly their kids private tutors around with them. He was very unimposing when I bumped into him at Purdue. I was sort of surprised he turned into a HoF given that he liked to throw interceptions then too. Of course, the Boilermaker D and the Saints D shared a level of ineptitude so I suppose he got a lot of training on handling that situation in college.

          • BerwynBomber

            Yeah, but he was asked to throw 65 passes a game at PUR. Even Rodgers would throw picks in an O like that. Plus, the surrounding talent sucked.

            I always joke that Brees had the greatest 4 INT game I have ever seen. Senior year. Beat a much better Ohio state team to win the Big Ten title. Had 6 TDs that day, including the game-winner. Was a helluva college game.

    • BerwynBomber

      Man, Brees should have gotten out of there when he could. Amazing that franchise won an SB.

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    Any word on White?

    Only worse thing than having one china doll, is rostering TWO at same position.

    • willbest

      Jeffery looked fine. 3 of 5 for 46 is a bit light for him, but then Royal was running amuck

  • BerwynBomber

    Howard looks like the real deal. Hoyer played as well as any back-up could. White continues to progress.

    Big question coming out of today is whether this will be our standard level of D moving forward because they really played well today. Coverage was mostly excellent. Tackling was outstanding. Pass rush even came alive in the second half.

    • willbest

      I am feeling White is going to be out 3 weeks with a high ankle sprain and gimped in the 4th week. In typical Bears fashion even when we win we gotta lose.

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    I guess the streaker was bashful or a Jane Goodal fan. Gorilla outfit streaker

    https://twitter.com/BradBiggs

  • CanadaBear

    How ’bout that? Gotta love getting a W. Glad the lesbo tossed a couple to the Beloved. Had to laugh at that Loins troll. The one day he picks to show up!

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      Hope he returns wk 14!

  • BerwynBomber

    Helluva game by Wilson (SEA) on one leg today.

    BMarsh in full-throated defense of Fitzy in the post-game. Good times!

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      That SEA D is just excellent year in year out.

      And they don’t do anything fancy. Just play the cover-3 mostly.

      It’s like the new Tampa 2. When you got studs on that side, can run anything I guess.

      • willbest

        Good players make schemes good. Don’t know what Carolina’s problem. Though it looks like its just Matt Ryan’s year

      • BerwynBomber

        Agreed. And Wilson’s crafty as fuck as a QB.

    • willbest

      He must have gotten 100 yards and TD on 8 catches then BMarsh either needs good personal stats or he needs to win.

  • willbest

    Oh Jesus JD… start Hoyer over Cutler? He has to be just trolling. You gain nothing from benching Cutler, even if you somehow think Hoyer is better. Unless you somehow think Hoyer is taking you to the playoffs.

    • madscout12

      JD hates Cutty. Always has.

      • willbest

        You can hate him all you want, but you destroy any trade value you might have by making him ride pine. Nobody is going to even part with a second rounder for a QB that can’t beat Hoyer.

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

        Who’s JD?

        Jimmy Johnson? Steve Young? Dilfer? Woodson?

        • madscout12

          4 letter bears beat reporter

        • BerwynBomber

          Jeff Dickerson. Local Bears beat guy. Doesn’t blow Cutty enough for the masses. Otherwise, he’s pretty forgettable.

          • PaceBot 2000

            He’s so fucking biased agaibst him that even Waddle gives him shit for it.

          • willbest

            I love me some waddle… Man I miss them in the mornings, I don’t get to listen to the radio much in the afternoons.

    • BerwynBomber

      I highly doubt the vast majority of coach’s give a flying fuck about increasing a guy’s trade value four games into a season. The vast majority are ruled by Herm Edward’s infamous line.

      My guess is it will be purely a football decision. My second guess is they will hand the ball back to Cutler. But it should be a nervous, touchy week here on Da Cutler Blog.

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      Can’t possibly sit Hoyer after this performance AND the win.

      At least wait for Hoyer to bomb a game (like all QBs do), then insert Cutty back in hope of propping up his trade value.

      The coaching staff can say Cutler’s thumb still needs some more healing, that they want to be on the safe side, or whatever other BS they want to use, but use Hoyer for at least 1 more week.

      • willbest

        If Cutler is your starting QB next week are you sharpening your pitchfork?

        • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

          Cutler won’t do horribly against that Colt’s D which is worse than ours.

          But he won’t post Hoyer lines like today.

        • madscout12

          I am if he isn’t healthy.

          • willbest

            Well sure. If he still can’t hold the football.

  • BerwynBomber

    Horrible personal foul call on SF. Come on, refs. This ain’t soccer.

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    Paxton Lynch in.
    Trevor “Don’t call me Bridge” Siemian out (shoulder)

    • BerwynBomber

      Right or left shoulder?

      • MB30SD

        left

  • MB30SD

    hoyer currently #3 QB on the day

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      Yes, but only because Birdcage took that pill from “Limitless” which evolved him to an IQ of 789.

      • MB30SD

        cutty would have done the same then?

        • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

          Not even. Cutty would’ve thrown for 400 yds, 4Tds, and 3 running TDs on 98% completes.

          Just ask Jeff

          • MB30SD

            or yonny

    • BerwynBomber

      Let me guess, Ryan and Wilson?

      • MB30SD

        didn’t see 1 and 2, but behind Brian Hoyer….

        any guesses?

        • MB30SD

          #4 was none other than………

          former Super Bowl Champ and MVP…. Jose Flaccos

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

        has to be.

        Wilson didn’t do THAT much better than Hoyer either. Essentially, one more TDs but lower %.

        http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/14881/russell-wilson

        • BerwynBomber

          Played on Cutty’s MCL injury though. Plus, it was on the road against what is purported to be one of the best D-lines in the game.

          Love what your guy Hoyer did today, but I’m giving Wilson the higher degree of difficulty.

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

            Oh yeah, for sure Wilson should rank higher today.

            Didn’t think he would even last the game initially. True baller.

  • MB30SD

    so my buddy swears that romo is going to come back as the starter the second he can.

    If Dak keeps playing the way he has why in thee fuck would you do that? that makes zero sense to me.

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      Daq made a Vadgers-esque back shoulder throw in the endzone. Impressive.

      That being said, I agree with your bud.

      Think Romo is coming back.

      Just too much $ invested in him. At least this year.

      Next year, who knows?

      • MB30SD

        yeesh

        • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

          Would Daq be worth a 2nd?

          • MB30SD

            if he does what he’s done so far for the entire year?

            Hell yes

          • willbest

            For reference, Matt Cassel who was on a $14 million dollar franchise tag in 2009 was traded to the Chiefs and the Pats got the 34th pick (so a very high 2nd round pick). Dak with 3 years on a 4th round rookie deal, and not subject to the dark magic of Darth Hoodie… I don’t see anything less than a first if he puts together a full season.

            ed. Really if he puts off a full season what would be the justification for not giving up two firsts and a second like teams do for Wentz, RG3, etc.

          • MB30SD

            I still stand by the below.

          • willbest

            Well obviously you steal him if you have the option. I just can’t imagine why a team who’s #1 QB is banking on medical science advancement to allow him to walk past the age of 45 would be at all interested in trading a potential franchise QB.

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

            Yeah, but what would be his worth if Romo returns and he only puts like 7 games on tape?

            Is 7 games worth a high 1st (which ours will likely be)?

            I guess if POX thinks DAQ is better than whatever QB we can get in our slot, might be worth it.

            Esp if we draft like #5 or something and must turnover a ransom to move up and draft top QB

          • willbest

            Well if your man Hoyer plays and puts up 300 yards and 2 TDs every week then we are finishing 9-7 and not getting squat.

            If you aren’t offering a first, Cleveland is going to beat you. And the boys need him cause Romo isn’t going to survive past that kids rookie contract

          • willbest

            Really that is the way to look at it. What would you have to give the cowboys to replace the heir apparent of a brittle QB? Because if I were Jerry Jones, you would have to give me a pick where I am going to get something better than a quality backup QB.

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

            I guess I don’t know if it’s worth it till I see the next QB crop come May.

            If two top QBs are available to us, then I guess we go that route.

            But if we’re like at #5, and if Daq continues his efficient play, then might be worth our #1.

            Though that’s a huge gamble on like 7 games.

          • willbest

            Is it? As opposed to no games for Wentz and Goff, who both went for more than 1 first round pick.

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

            Yes, but Goff had way more college pedigree, and Wentz was more protypical (better passer).

            Also, look at the history of QBs who weren’t highly touted out of college with limited film (like Cassel or that guy who went to SEA). Just never seems to pan out.

            But, might all be academic. If it wasn’t for Romo’s contract, think he’d be starting whole season.

          • madscout12

            If daq keeps playing as he is, it will take a while lot more than a 1 to get him. Romo is done.

          • MB30SD

            so who are those?

            Watson aaaand?

          • Johnnywad

            Kizer

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

            Soze.

    • BerwynBomber

      Put Romo on IR for the season. Roll with Dak as your #1 with Butt Fumble as the back-up. Prescott’s their future.

      • MB30SD

        exactly

  • MB30SD

    jesus, lady gaga is turrible

    • willbest

      She still in the NFL shirt showing her stomach flab?

      • MB30SD

        yes, and turrible daisy dukes.

        She’s NOT hot. yuck.

        • willbest

          I wonder if its store policy to ask that because in the US we aren’t allowed to assume people have an IQ above room temperature.

        • EnderWiggin

          http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/video/lady-gaga-embracing-super-bowl-spotlight-fox-nfl-sunday-100216

          If that is flabby, I’m OK with it. I think she is way underrated in the ‘hot department’. Sure, she is no Aniston, but if you watch any of her interviews or videos, for that matter, she has a ‘Imgonnafuckyoulikeyou’veneverbeenfucked’ attitude.

          She’s hawt in my book.

          • MB30SD

            yes, that’s exactly the segment I’m talking about.

            she’s a 6… at best. and yes, that’s flab. not impressed.

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            And she’s got a rubber ducky that will eat oats out of your hand like a horse. It’s turrible.

          • willbest

            That is her bring it on look and she is a 6. You take her out for coffee….

          • MB30SD

            I don’t even do that. She ugly

      • Bender McLugh

        She frum there yo

    • BearDown100393

      #Beast

  • MB30SD
    • willbest

      I wonder if its store policy to ask that because in the US we aren’t allowed to assume people have an IQ above room temperature.

  • madscout12

    I know why we won. I put my boy in his bears onsie. Don’t worry, boys, that thing will be on him for the rest of the season. 13-3

    • Bender McLugh

      Good lookin out

    • willbest

      Hope you have better luck than I did on that front. It never worked for me.

    • AlbertInTucson

      “The Stafford Effect”?

  • madscout12

    Guess who’s 3-1. The rams after looking like abject dogshit week 1. Anything can happen, boys. How’s Fischer gonna screw this up?

  • PaceBot 2000

    why the NFL sucks.

    Rams defender breaks on a last second Cardinals pass and picks it off, gets one foot down then his toes of the second foot. Ruled incomplete and no INT because his heel of the second foot hit out of bounds after the front part of his foot had first struck in bounds.

    Fucking NFL.

  • BuddhaJoe

    Way better play calling than the vanilla shit the last few games. Sadly, I guessed that the shit for brains would start saying to keep Hoyer’s dumb ass the starter, and it’s already happening. I’d say finally having a 100 yard rusher was the key to that game, Howard looked like the real deal.

    • madscout12

      2nd and 5 helps

      • BuddhaJoe

        Howard was definitely an improvement. I also liked the short passes and less predictable game plan where the run/pass wasn’t so obvious. That’s the game plan they should’ve used the first couple games, plus 1-2 more shots down the field.

        • madscout12

          I want a rb in the backfield always. I want 3 pass catching options always. We should be in looks where we can run or pass on just about every play.

          That 4th and 1 call to bell was a perfect example. I knew we were going to run and so did det. We aren’t good enough to road grade anyone yet.

  • willbest

    Apparently a man in a gorilla costume charged the field at the Bears game wearing an All lives matter shirt that said “drop the guns” on the back

    http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/video-fan-gorilla-suit-field-bears-lions-game-article-1.2814805

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      That seems INCREDIBLY racist and ridiculous simultaneously.

      The policy is to pan away from streakers, but now with all these social media outlets like Twitter, streakers have once again gained the upper hand.

      • willbest

        The “below the fold” is more troubling. Apparently, you can’t even hand out produce anymore without it being a felony.

    • BearDown100393

      Ship him to the Cincinnati Zoo.

    • AlbertInTucson

      Was it Emery or Angelo?

  • MB30SD

    just watched the san diego game. yikes!

    Erra fucking week. man those fan are fucking crushed.

    I may not have to wear that dress after all boys!

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      Chargers find new and creative ways…to lose.

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    My pre-season predictions so far coming to fruition.

    Caldwell looking like first coach fired. Almost had a “Crown their ass” moment today at the podium.

    Andrew Luck slowly morphing into Cutler

    Carr and Cousins looking sharp (Carr more than Cousins).

    Raiders taking that next step

    Bortles is proving a busta

    The one prediction I got dead wrong is Arizona. Holy, crap, what on earth is happening over there?

    And Palmer got concussed.

    • BearDown100393

      Half the NFL seems to be at 1-3 right now.

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

        I think there’s no more undefeated teams, which might be a record.

        Those douchebags 72dolphins can pop the champagne early

        (Wait, are Eagles last undefeated team? they’re on bye)

        • BearDown100393

          72 Dolphins – Each passing year closer to death.

        • willbest

          It would be fun if the Pats go 18-1

    • BerwynBomber

      Not a fan of Cousins — still seems like an overpriced young bridge guy to me — but would concede that the Grundens know something about QBing. ESPN Gruden turned Gannon into an MVP and Brad Johnson into an SB winner.

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

        I’ve watched a lot of him this season and last (mostly cuz my bud is a skins fan, and he records Bears games for me, so I watch Skins games with him).

        Cousins is VERY close. He started of slow last season too, then after the “you like that” game, was a top QB.

        I think he’ll be ok once they start running it more again, like they did last and this week.

        Will he be elite? Dunno. But I have much more optmism on him than say Bortles or Osweiler.

        • BerwynBomber

          I still haven’t given up on Bortles but he should be taking more of a step by now.
          Not sold on Osweiler either. Said it when they lost to the Pats, but his ceiling looking like middle-of-the-pack Cutty level and I don’t know if he’ll even get there.

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    I can never figure out if Andy Reid is a great coach.

    His teams (going back to Philly) are perennial contenders .

    But then I see him coach on game day, and wonder how that’s possible.

    • BearDown100393

      AKA “The Intimidator” when pulling up to a Golden Corral.

  • BearDown100393

    Pet peeve. Punts not caught. A bunch of players waiting to down the punt as close to the goal line as possible. At least fair catch the damn thing. If you do not at minimum fair catch a punt, throw a flag, 10 yards for delay of game.

    • willbest

      Or how about instead of the whole punt thing you can just elect to give possession 45 yards in front of the line of scrimmage.

      • BearDown100393

        Anything is better than this (growing?) trend of not bothering to attempt catching a punted football.

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      The PR rule is – if it sails over the 10, let it go.

      Maybe punters are just getting better and pinning it inside the 10?

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

        except us, naturally.

      • BerwynBomber

        But that was the unwritten PR rule when we were growing up but it seems to have changed. Now it seems like it’s the 5 and let it go. I see a ton of dudes FC between the 10 and 5.

      • BearDown100393

        Time to punt with the opposite foot.

  • SC Dave

    Not reading anything yet… still watching game. At half, biggest impression is how much better Howard is than those other schlubs.

    That, and stupid 5 yard penalties

    • willbest

      If I came into a 1300 comment thread I hadn’t read I would just not bother.

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      Your name came up with Howard.

      MB will surely mention Forte soon.

  • Johnnywad

    This all happened because I wasn’t able to watch the game today. I either watch and they lose, or don’t watch so they can win. God just doesn’t want me to be happy with my football.

    • BearDown100393

      Thanks for not watching.

    • AlbertInTucson

      I couldn’t watch today, either. Hmmm…

      • AlbertInTucson

        I DID catch parts of the game via Sirius/XM,including the part where the Bears decide to let it get very interesting again.

      • Johnnywad

        Is it us Al? Are we the reason? What do we do?

        • AlbertInTucson

          I don’t know. I WAS watching back in the 80s.

        • MB30SD

          You are both forbidden to watch any more!

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    GP, this must not be your year.

    -2 for Ware
    0 for Alex

    All you have to do is reach 120ish!

    • Freddy G.P. Soft

      It’s not my year. I could have told you that

      • MB30SD

        Yeah, but next year will be

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

        Well, you got the ULTIMATE of junk TDs with Smith lol

        I think that might’ve been enough to edge Shady, unless ODB just goes bezerk.

        • Irish Sweetness

          ODB will be lucky to get 10 FF points against the Queens.

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    I wonder how the Steelers decide to go for 2?

    • BearDown100393

      Tomlin forgot the game just begun.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Last time a Bears started a backup QB started won?

    I BELIEVE that would be the immortal, Todd Collins at Carolina 2010?

    He was awful

    6 of 16 with 4 INTs.

    Haney eventually relieved him but the Bears rushed for over 200 yard (Forte had 166)and the Defense held the Panthers to 2 FGs in a 23-6 win over an 0-5 Carolina squad.

    • BearDown100393

      Josh McCown

      • AlbertInTucson

        How soon I forget. And he WASN”T awful.

        • BearDown100393

          McCown beat the Ravens with a passing rating almost 93%

          • AlbertInTucson

            He beat the Cowbums, too, on that frozen Monday night when Alshon was so brilliant.

          • BerwynBomber

            Valid point. But Hoyer is MUCH more proven as a starter than McCown was during his ’13 run.

            Mind, I have been a Hoyer skeptic but he has a fair # of NFL starts under his belt. Much larger sample size.

          • willbest

            He is 15-12 after today I believe.

          • AlbertInTucson

            I think today was actually #16.

          • AlbertInTucson

            For what it’s worth, Hoyer had 120 rating today

          • Irish Sweetness

            Exactly the figure the Lions have allowed QBs this year.

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

    Pretty sure AP was a porn star in a previous life

    • BearDown100393

      Diggler

  • AlbertInTucson

    “Hoyer is awful”.

    Hoyer: 28-26 for 302 with 2 TD and no INTs.

    Doesn’t SOUND awful….?

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      Cutlerites are claiming Birdcage became Walsh overnight.

      • SC Dave

        No doubt

      • willbest

        No, but there was a suspicious lack of predictability, and things that didn’t require Massie to do anything.

        • SC Dave

          And it starts already

          • willbest

            It was going on during the game. You honestly weren’t befuddled with where half those plays were 3 weeks ago?

          • PaceBot 2000

            Did you not love the play calling Dave? I thought it was miles ahead of the first 3 games.

            I mean the joique bell 4th and 1 was dumb as fuck but no one is perfect.

          • SC Dave

            It did seem better, yes. But it is ALWAYS about execution. Great calls go for naught when people drop balls, or QBs dont see the wide open man. Shit calls are awesome when a dude makes someone miss and turns 3 yards into 75, or a QB pulls one out of his ass and completes a pass that should not happen.

          • BerwynBomber

            That bait lasted all of a minute till it was gobbled up.

        • BerwynBomber

          Massie gave up a sack and had a false start in back-to-back plays. Still the same old Massie.

          • willbest

            Well you obviously need Massie to not move on every play. But how many 7 step drops were called?

          • BerwynBomber

            Look, everybody played and coached much better for Hoyer than Cutty.

            Does that make you feel better? Honestly …

      • BerwynBomber

        It will be an interesting week on here. The continued belittling of Hoyer’s performance will be high comedy. It’s sooooooooooooo transparent …

        • PaceBot 2000

          If you didn’t see a complete about face in the play calling you’re blind man.
          Rollout, bootlegs, quick hitters underneath it was like night and day.
          Pissed away the first 3 games to get to this point which will cone back to bite us in the ass.

          Tosses, early down passes for 5 to 6 yards, etc. It was really nice to see.

          • willbest

            Meaningful play action because our back was averaging 4.5 yards per carry.

          • PaceBot 2000

            Howard and the line did well.

          • AlbertInTucson

            A running threat.What a concept!

          • AlbertInTucson

            The Detroit radio guys were lamenting how much hay the Bears made on bootlegs today.

          • PaceBot 2000

            Hoyer and Cutler are pretty mobile and we have talented weapons. It would be lunacy not to move the pocket so guys can’t pin their ears back and tee off on massie and Leno.

          • AlbertInTucson

            I can’t tell you how many times I screamed “Bootleg”, in vain, at the TV over the years.

          • PaceBot 2000

            And not naked bootlegs that invite disaster. Just a simple bootleg with a little Playaction, I’m easy to please.

          • Irish Sweetness

            Had that got nothing to do with an ineffectual Langford?

        • Irish Sweetness

          Hold on. Reality check. 2 TDs and 300 yards against the worst pass defense in the NFL? What does Big Ben do in there against a Lions team? He’d rape them.

      • PaceBot 2000

        It’s annoying when people somehow insinuate that our franchise qb and leader of every single franchise record would not be able to hit Zach Miller uncovered in the end zone or Eddie royal on a crossing route where his guy fell down. It’s fucking annoying.
        Because he fucking does it all of the time.

        • willbest

          Well when his thumb works.

          • PaceBot 2000

            Yes, thumbs are important. (See Brissett, Jacoby)

          • AlbertInTucson

            Think the price on him went down a few rounds today?

            Bennett had 100+ yards receiving today.

        • SC Dave

          No, he doesn’t

          • PaceBot 2000

            WHAT?????? That’s it, I’m out

        • Irish Sweetness

          Hoyer beating the worst pass defense in the NFL gives Cutty haters the very temporary license to vent. Judge Hoyer on his career and the five teams he’s played for.

    • BerwynBomber

      Da Cutler Blog was conflicted today.

    • SC Dave

      Hoyer sees the field better than Cutler, that much is obvious.

      If the idiots can teach the WRs to go down the field past the first down marker, it would be better still.

      But, a win is a win is a win.

      Fuck yeah.

      • willbest

        His not doing anything until down 3 scores against Dallas says otherwise.

      • Irish Sweetness

        Cutler would have beat the Lions by 10-14 points.

        Hoyer is not playing the same sport as Cutler. He beat a bad team. Jordan Howard got nearly all the first downs.

    • AlbertInTucson

      I looked up “Awful”.

      They had a picture of Clausen.

    • Irish Sweetness

      Against a defense that offers up a league-high 120 QBR rating to the opposition, Al.

  • BearDown100393

    Patrick Reed?

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      assume he’s golf related, maybe Tiger’s ball washer.

      • BearDown100393

        Pet name for #BirdCage was my guess.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Guess who I sat in favor of Cam Newton today?

    Yup, Matty Ryan!

    • BerwynBomber

      Nice move. League MVP at the quarter pole.

    • AlbertInTucson

      Of course, I had won withcam for 3 weeks and just decided stay with a winning lineup.

      My kicker was Gostkowski instead of Haushka.

      I am sooo toast this week.

    • willbest

      He tore it up for me. Sadly, Hopkins did dick all and now I am heading into Monday’s game up 3, with the Vikings D bearing down on me. I need Eli Manning to light it up without getting sacked or picked off.

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

        I’m the highest scorer again, suprisingly after Hopkins/Forte debacle, and am up 21 points, but NB still has Diggs on Mon, so if he goes for like 100 and TD, I lose.

        Hope the Vikes just run the shite out of it!

        • AlbertInTucson

          Did I hear right, Hopkins didn’t even catch a pass?

          • willbest

            1 catch for 4 yards

          • AlbertInTucson

            Oh, well, at least he didn’t get shutout.

        • Sauron’s right eyeball

          It’s like takin candy from a baby.

  • BearDown100393

    That is really creepy of the Steelers to embalm Dan Rooney and have his corpse sitting in the owner’s box staring at Heinz Field. Gross.

    • PaceBot 2000

      Huh?

      • BearDown100393

        The camera panned to Rooney in the box.

        • PaceBot 2000

          Haha, that caught me off guard. I wouldn’t put that past weird rich entitled old money families.

          • AlbertInTucson

            Nice prediction, BTW.

          • PaceBot 2000

            Thank you sir. The D played with aggression. The run game moved the chains. Hoyer executed the refreshing birdcage game plan and Stafford was very generous.

            It was football and a great Sunday.

          • AlbertInTucson

            Couple other guys had the score damn near right, too.

  • SC Dave

    We like to make bums look like Hester now.

    • AlbertInTucson

      That blatant block in the back to spring him helped a lot.

      • SC Dave

        I’ll watch it again. All i saw was Detroit rushing 10 men to block the punt, and running it back anyway.

        I miss Toub.

        • AlbertInTucson

          I just looked at the highlights on NFL.com. Prosinksi was zeroing in and was pushed in the back and that opened up the near side for the return. Naturally, Moose Johnston fails to mention it.

          • SC Dave

            Yeah, it was pretty flagrant. But, it’s the Bears, so that’s how it rolls.

          • willbest

            It took a free DPI for us to get our only first half points (though we should have had 6 more if our kicker was worth anything). The Lions got paid back.

          • BerwynBomber

            True but that was also a first or second down play and we were already inside their 30. In other words, I’m not sure we don’t get six regardless.

            But yeah, a phantom DPI call.

          • AlbertInTucson

            They owe US so many DPI calls I’ve lost count.

      • beninnorcal

        How did the refs miss that? It was basically the whole reason he ran free

        • AlbertInTucson

          My point, exacty.

  • AlbertInTucson

    I signed off on “27-13, Lions” yesterday BUT, I did mention the Bears could prevail if Matt Stafford got generous.

    Missing Megatron, just a little bit this evening are you, Matthew?

    We thank you, nonetheless.

  • SC Dave

    Freeman. Howard. Win.

    • MB30SD

      You spelled “Matt Forte” wrong dave

  • Jokey
    • willbest

      It must be year two.

      • Jokey

        oops that story was from August, sorry

    • AlbertInTucson

      Don’t worry. He was pouting pretty good in the locker room today, too.

  • BerwynBomber

    PIT might score 50 And R-berger might end up with one of those highest rating possible games.

  • BerwynBomber

    Here’s the thing about PIT though. R-berger will probably end up in Canton. Brown is an unbelievable weapon. Bell, when healthy, might be the best back in the game. And Tomlin seems like a solid HC.

    But they’re often Jeckyll and Hyde. One week they put up a performance like this. The next they’re losing to the Browns.

  • MB30SD

    first time I’ve seen 1400 in, what, 6 years now!? Big day on the blog today

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd PoohBahs (AKA ButchDeadlift)

      another Hoyer miracle!

      Happy Festivus for the rest of us!

      • MB30SD

        yep.

    • AlbertInTucson

      Starving bloggers in a feeding frenzy…?

  • AlbertInTucson

    The good news: Off the schnied.

    The bad news: It WAS just the Loins.

    • BerwynBomber

      Whom we hadn’t beaten in four years …

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd BirdCagE = mc2(ButchDeadlift)

      I think nearly EVERY one, including Vegas and Bears fans, inked this one for the Loins.

      Hitting a home run if it teed up feels good.

  • EnderWiggin

    Looks like Artoo and I decided to keep the FF league a slugfest.

    • EnderWiggin

      Who controls the Clark Grizwald team? (I should know this)

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd BirdCagE = mc2(ButchDeadlift)

      Haha.

      Artoo is getting squashed.

      I’m bringing back the underdog award and giving it to Griz (It’s Bears505).

      The heavyweight fight is me and NB.

      Jesus man. No rest for the weary.

      I have to score 170 every week or lose!

      Everyone wants to take down the champ

      • EnderWiggin

        I got Ryan’d sumptin fierce. Who has Julio?

        • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd BirdCagE = mc2(ButchDeadlift)

          Trac has Julio.

          50 berger! Yikes

          That’s why Artoo is going down. Well, that and Blount bubble inevitably bursting.

  • BerwynBomber

    John Kuhn had three TDs today? I didn’t know that guy was still in the league.

    • AlbertInTucson

      The Chargers know.

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    • Irish Sweetness

      No … THIS comment is a record-breaker …..

      • Joecashflow

        Thanks. Just blocked the bitch.

  • Irish Sweetness

    1400+ comments? This one is a record-breaker.

    Just watched the game again.

    1. Hoyer was not terrible yesterday. He was up against the worst pass defense in the entire NFL (averaging 120 QBR for opponents), but he was not terrible …. yesterday.

    2. Will Sutton was getting penetration and disrupting stuff. When Eddie gets back, maybe play him opposite Hicks.

    3. Our starting safeties and soon-to-be-starting corner pair of Hall & Glenn, have two years of NFL experience between them. That secondary is solid and will only get better. Porter needs to warm the bench.

    4. Howard showed we have a line capable of running the ball, but that the first three games we were hampered by the midget Langford. How many first downs did he have? 68 yards YAC!!! Committee is over and Fox has said they’ll ride him hard moving forward.

    5. Glenn made the greatest interception I’ve seen this year. He recognized a blown timing route before the QB released the ball. Ignores the receiver and moves straight into the spot where the ball is meant to go. Makes the interception. Baller.

    6. We’re in serious danger of beating the Colts. Unfortunately.

    • BerwynBomber

      QBR and PR are two different types of QB analyses. Hoyer’s PR was 120. His QBR was 89. Both those #s are exceptionally high. He played very well. Even if it was a one game aberration.

      I’d take Porter’s HOU INT over Glenn’s, even if Porter may soon become a back-up. Ripping the ball from DeAndre Hopkins is no easy thing.

      • Irish Sweetness

        No, the first three weeks, the Lions allowed on average QBR of 120 to each QB. If Hoyer’s QBR was 89 then he actually under-performed agaisnt the worst pass D in the NFL by 30.

        He’s a liability Porter is toast and cannot cover fast receivers now. It’s been like that for some time.

        • BerwynBomber

          There is no such thing as QBR of 120. The highest ever recorded is in the nineties. It tops out at 100.

          When you quote Hoyer’s # as 120 that is the more traditional PR #.

          • Irish Sweetness

            PR then, you know what I mean – the Lions are the worst at pass defense.

    • Joecashflow

      Howard had another 15 called back on meaningless holding call.

  • AlbertInTucson

    New tread.

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