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DBB Weekend Show – Week 9 [AUDIO]

| November 4th, 2016

ON THE WEEKEND SHOW!

  • Music from Guys & Dolls and Bob Dylan!
  • Jeff delivers an impassioned speech calling for the Bears to give Cutler a shot with this running game and defense.
  • DBB makes an appearance with Trent Condon in Des Moines, breaking down where the Bears stand through 8 games and where they’re headed.
  • Reverend Dave talks about a dream and God and I think some other stuff.
  • Three picks against the spread for Week 9! Detroit (+6.5), the Jets (+3.5) and Carolina (-3)

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  • SC Dave

    After his first game back, Jay has again become an anointed one.

    Firing Angelo a mistake? Imagine that will go over well here.

    • Scharfinator

      Don’t worry, Jay has figured out what he couldn’t for years. He’s going to be so good he will win us 5 superbowls by 2020!

      • Mormon Taco Ninja (GP)

        HOF baby!

      • CanadaBear

        Jay has a good game and Jeff whips it out and pounds it in public!

      • Cutler will get us to .500 that way we won’t have a shot of replacing him with a top QB, and so it goes…

        • Scharfinator

          YAY PERPETUAL MEDIOCRITY

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      • Mormon Taco Ninja (GP)

        blow me tootz

    • DaBearsBlog

      Would the Bears have fired Jerry Angelo if Caleb Hanie played serviceable football?

      • Scharfinator

        Probably? Regime change was coming. Angelo wasn’t bad, but he wasn’t great either. At the time, we were all (I believe Virginia as well) sick of the good but not great style of the Angelo/Lovie combo.

        • Irish Sweetness

          Dude, I know you didn’t just say Angelo wasn’t bad … I could have programmed a calculator to make better draft picks.

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            Angelo might have survived if he’d promoted Orton and told McDaniels to go pound sand.

          • Scharfinator

            Forte? Hester? His early picks were trash, but the later rounds had some gems.

      • SC Dave

        There is no way to know, Jeff.

        What we do know is that he presided over the hiring of a cluster of awful offensive coordinators and poor (at best) drafts.

      • MB30SD

        I certainly hope so, the man was a raving buffoon

      • Sauron’s right eyeball

        If you take away the Cutler trade, Angelo’s prolly still the Bears GM.

        • SC Dave

          Depends on whether the two firsts were more like Harris/Olsen or like Williams/Carimi/Benson

        • CanadaBear

          Not sure about that. Check out his draft picks.

          http://www.pro-football-reference.com/teams/chi/draft.htm

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            It’s all straw man anyhows. Angelo would have gone with a different draft strategy with Orton at QB.

          • CanadaBear

            True enough but Angelo’s drafts were pretty bad.

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            He wasn’t too bad until he drafted Chris Williams. After that? Not so good.

          • CanadaBear

            Two of his best picks were back to back (Peanut and Lambo) which followed two of his worst picks (Sex Cannon and Michael Haynes). Angelo in a nutshell.

          • AlbertInTucson

            Chris Williams.

            The guy who was KNOWN by everybody in the NFL to have an iffy back coming out of college.

            Everybody, of course, except the Bears.

      • Wasn’t it Angelo who wanted Caleb?

        It sure as hell wasn’t Martz who absolutely hated the guy.

    • BearDown100393

      Jay inspired the Cubs. It should have been noted today.

  • Mormon Taco Ninja (GP)

    CJ Spiller knows he’s a great player.

    Nobody else does, but he knows. Maybe some day he’ll show up and prove it. He’s certainly had his chance and hasn’t shown it yet.

    http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000733493/article/cj-spiller-i-know-im-a-great-player

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      Gil Brandt had him as a future hall of famer. Smh

  • Mormon Taco Ninja (GP)
    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      The dude deserved an ass beating for going to taco hell.

      • Mormon Taco Ninja (GP)

        Within a hour or so, the tacos themselves also beat up your colon.

        • Sactowns#1

          The customer was taken to the hospital but it was unrelated to the assault by the employee.

      • Sactowns#1

        I only eat at places that serve food from a caulking gun.

    • CanadaBear

      If somebody is being an asshole and getting physical with people, he deserves an ass kicking. How can someone that old still go to Taco Hell? I went there a couple of times in my 30’s and had my system evacuated in about 5 minutes. Sheesh!

      • willbest

        Yeah, I have to buy their chicken or steak, which are expensive. Their ground “beef” does bad things. Probably been there twice in the last decade.

        • Sauron’s right eyeball

          Where do they get their steak from? France?

          • willbest

            No idea, but I suspect its at least from actual cows.

          • MB30SD

            one would hope

        • CanadaBear

          I haven’t been there in close to 30 years. Lots of fast food doesn’t agree with me.

    • MB30SD

      I want to see the tape. Sounds like this guy had it coming but the employee went a little overboard in metting out sweet sweet retribution

      • Mormon Taco Ninja (GP)

        Fuck with the Taco Ninja, get the belt. the Brown belt.

  • Mormon Taco Ninja (GP)

    Jeff and Da Bloggos:

    Contemplate this film, please. 2018.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1302006/

    Scorsese directs.

    Pacino as Hoffa. Pesci as a mobster. Deniro as the hitman looking back on killing Hoffa.

    Will it be 5 stars, or possibly 6?

    • Sactowns#1

      I say 2 stars. I just watched Heist, starring Deniro. Mucho terrible.

      • Mormon Taco Ninja (GP)

        Dude, it’s Scorsese. He could film himself taking a dump and it’s 3 stars.

    • CanadaBear

      The only reason I think it will be good is Scorcese. Deniro and Pesci have made too many shitty movies to get me to slap leather at the theater. Scorcese on the other hand is brilliant. To this day, Gone Fishin’ is one of the worst movies with a decent budget that I have ever seen (and only I saw about half of it).

    • BearDown100393

      Jack Nicholson already played Hoffa.

  • BearDown100393

    Turn on the tube if you have not yet done so. This parade is crazy.

  • Mormon Taco Ninja (GP)
  • Mormon Taco Ninja (GP)

    “There’s just no offense in this Cubs dugout. I don’t know how they won 103 games.” -Pete Rose, during Game 2.

    • Charlie Sheen said if he CLE would’ve let him throw out the first pitch, they would’ve won.

    • CanadaBear

      Apparently Pete is unable to read the back of anybody’s baseball card but his own.

      • Huge Bears Penis

        Pete is probably a little upset because he kept betting against them.

        • CanadaBear

          I have to admit that I’ve disliked that DB since I was a kid. He was always a gigantic asshole and it came back to bite him in the ass. If he was well liked I’m sure MLB would have found a way to welcome him back.

  • MB30SD
    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      Bullshit!

      The NFL is sucking because of unprofessional, dumber, lazier players in addition to new bogus rules prepared by lawyers.

    • willbest

      I think Sherman is got a bit of “grass is greener”. Its acceptable to pelt a person with a baseball if they excessively celebrate. Imagine football where retaliatory personal fouls were acceptable.

      The other issue the NFL has is that it bizarrely limits players from
      doing token recognition of say 9/11 or mental health awareness, yet
      will allow players to do things that piss off half its fans.

      The NFL is also the target of parasites because it is successful. Plenty of bad behavior by athletes in other sports but they aren’t big enough to draw out all the vultures. Hope Solo isn’t any worse than Ray Rice, for example.

      It reminds me of something Bill Gates said in the late 80’s or early 90’s along the lines of “We don’t care what the other Washington does”. Well that changed a lot when the FedGov realized Silicon Valley was a cash cow, and a way to expand the police state. Now every last one of them pays protection money or buys control of DC.

      The last issue is the rules have become so convoluted that I can’t explain them to my 7 year old, and the result is too many flags on the field. The progress of the NFL rulebook is agency regulation in action. They come up with a new rule to fix a problem and there is a new problem and a new rule and eventually there is so much crap that its impossible to do or monitor all of it. And the result even in benign form is unequal treatment.

  • Speaking of weird dreams, had one last night.

    So apparently, I was Superman, and I was flying through the city, making the rounds, when I come across a local rat who always hears good info. So, I see Lois Lane run away from him. I quickly swoop down and ask what he told her. He looked terrified and didn’t want to tell me.

    Finally, after some shaking down, he coughs up, “Beware of yourself.”

    Somehow, this startled me too. Supes!

    So I keep flying around wondering what that means, when suddenly, there he is – another Superman walking around.

    Needless to say I was shocked, and the other Superman just as much.

    He looked exactly like me, except instead of red-blue he had like green-blue outfit.

    And the other Superman actually approached me, and began giving me the 3rd degree.

    Then I informed him – ‘you’re a clone. and not only that, but somehow they cloned you while I was high, so you can use your xray vision to confirm your system is probably full of weed naturally at all times. Hey, it’s not the worst thing, some ppl would pay good money for that’

    At which point he used his x-ray vision to confirm, and was totally crushed.

    He kinda stumbled away, looking at Lois from afar, knowing that she will never love Weed Superman.

    This began Weed Superman’s decent into evil, to which I knew we would eventually have to clash.

    “Beware of yourself”

    • MB30SD

      Wow, how fucking high were you last night?

    • Sactowns#1

      Watch out. Seeing yourself in a dream is a bad omen.

  • “Most important 9 games in Cutler’s career” – Jeff

    Except for that ONE game when he was riding a bicycle on the sideline.

  • “With the firing of Jerry Angelo, which I believe was a mistake” – Jeff

    Did I just hear right? Maybe Jeff is Weed Superman, cuz he must be HIGH AF to make a statement like that.

    • MB30SD

      Jesus fucking christ

  • “One of my lasting memories, profound memories of being a bears fan. I was genuinely excited.” – Jeff

    Me too. I remember getting ready for work, then I turned on ESPN and heard that, and I literally jumped in the air, did a fist pump, yelling “yeah!” I didn’t even want to go to work cuz I wanted more details.

    8 years later….

    Doooooon’t careeeee….

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      I didn’t like the deal from the onset.

  • “Upside of Floyd 15 sacks per year” – Jeff

    He’s looked good last two games. If the Bears had THAT Floyd and McPhee vs Colts/Jags, we would’ve won.

    Biggsy pointed out that we got sacks in those games, but didn’t get consistent pressure. One play we would sack, the other Luck/Bortles would have 5 mins to complete a pass against scrub CBs.

    Vs Vikes, we not only got sacks but many hurries. There was like one play where Bradford almost just sat down immediately and sacked himself cuz he was shellshocked.

    The most impressive play Floyd made IMO was not the strip/sack/TD (ok, maybe 2nd most impressive play) was last week when Floyd was rushing in full speed then recognized that it was a screen pass to his side. He then stopped dead in his track and began chasing down the screen from behind.

    Very impressive “awareness” and shows good instincts to match with athleticism going forward.

    • F–K Weed Superman (GP)

      don’t use that word.

      • I don’t know how you found Supes hitting a bong, but tip-o-the-hat

        The oddest part of that whole dream. I don’t even smoke weed.

        Maybe the dream was meant for Doc but go mixed up on its way to us mortals.

        • F–K Weed Superman (GP)

          I especially like that he’s using his heat ray vision in lieu of a lighter. So efficient.

          • Can a person become an arch villain perpetually high on weed?

            That’s a good metaphysical question.

          • F–K Weed Superman (GP)
          • Exactly. Spicolli Luther?

            Stoner Darkseid?

            Maybe Joker, but I picture him more of a coke/pcp guy.

          • F–K Weed Superman (GP)

            Well, taking the kids this weekend to see Dr. Strange. It has Pink Floyd in the soundtrack. trippy.

          • A girl I boink told me it was good. Said she normally doesn’t watch shit in 3D, but that it was pretty good in 3D.

            Dr. Strange. That should be MBs nickname.

          • MB30SD

            Ohhh, catchy!

          • Should’ve told GP, IF his kids like 3D.

            I took this other girl and her daughter (like 7) out to watch Stars Wars in 3d, and the daughter took off the glasses 10 mins into the movie. Made her dizzy.

            Kids.

            I on the other hand, loved it!

          • MB30SD

            why you dating girls with kids… and meeting them?! You planning on marrying her and being the little girl’s new daddy?

            Asshole.

          • Huge Bears Penis
          • F–K Weed Superman (GP)

            I will say this: play now while the sun shines little squirrel.

            I took a look at a dating site, at my age. Brutal. I put my profile up, in 2 weeks, nothing. But I was honest, talked about my kids, and so forth. Deal killer. Just a deal killer. All I get is Asian bride offers.

            So I made up a fake profile on match. I figured they had image recognition software. I put down that I was a former stock trader now in early retirement and wanted to adventure travel with a hot lady. I actually put down that I like women with C cup or above. Sexist bullshit. No kids, kids were grown, empty nester. I had my own Piper airplane and liked fast cars. Said I wanted to hit Paris first, who was with me?. I used Clark Gable’s son’s pic:

            https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/a4/87/0e/a4870ec167b2675fde28272f2a26d23a.jpg

            I figured the celeb software might miss that. I had to shell out $30 via a paypal account to do a month. But it was my personal sociology test.

            45 responses. Day ONE.

            Test over.

            Women hit between 45-50 and that’s what they want, and that is all they are willing to accept. So, there ya go. Either be that guy or know how hard it is past 45.

          • willbest

            I think you are confusing “willing to accept” with “what they are desperate for” The profile you described would be neck deep in 25 year old poon.

          • F–K Weed Superman (GP)

            perhaps. Functionally, what is the difference?

          • willbest

            Motivation. On one of those dating sites it low energy to respond to a profile, so you only respond to the best. In real life, friend of a friend, another single parent at a PTA meeting, church group whatever, face to face is a different level of commitment.

            The other thing about those sites is, its a power trip to those women when guys show interest in them. I am 57 guys beautiful today! When they study social media “hits/likes” they find its affect on the brain is similar to sugar/cocaine, etc.

            So a woman logs in, she gets the high of 40 guys pinging her, and that is how she starts reviewing the “applications”

          • F–K Weed Superman (GP)

            I get that. So I did one month, it was brutal, and I won’t be back. Just wanted to see what it was like.

          • Agree with Will, surprisingly. (Albeit, I am an asshole to women, so maybe not so much).

            If I were to be brutally honest in a profile, I’d probably get barred from the site.

            “Likes. Getting backseat head while other girl watches from shotgun. Doesn’t like driving in traffic, so girl better have car to drive him around drunk. May or may not bang your big titted friend. Might call you at 3am when bored. Will spend more time on football blog than texting you.”

            See, but none of that matters once I’m IN PERSON.

            #closer

          • willbest

            heh. I am not an asshole to women. I just judge them based on their behavior primarily and their words are a secondary consideration because they so often do not square with reality. Of course in this day and age that makes you a raging misogynist.

          • GP, you post a pic of Bencio Del Torro + key words like “adventure” + “paris” + “stock broker” and that’s like poon catnip.

            That’s like a girls saying she’s “36-24-36” double D, oh, and she loves cooking and sports!

          • F–K Weed Superman (GP)

            it confirmed my overall view of the world and of people, in general, regardless of gender.

          • I think ppl are like that generally, but this world is FULL of muppets.

            Finding the right girl is a lot like finding the right franchise QB.

            It’s difficult, nerve wracking, exhausting, and at times, demoralizing, but they’re out there.

            Just gotta keep turning in your card, and one day you’ll hit.

            Just look at Doc now.

            Total dumps few months ago. Now, donkeypunching 20 yr old.

            #DocDonkeyPunch

          • Irish Sweetness

            Bill Hicks used to say why bother trying to find the right one … when a bunch of average ones will do the same job.

          • Here’s the thing. Most women don’t want to be your 2nd priority.

            You tell them, “My kids come first” and they just swipe left, or whatever.

            Only ones who are gonna “understand” are women with kids in your situation.

            And even then, they’ll still “prefer” men without kids.

            Why? Simple. Childless men have more $ for them and THEIR kids.

            They also don’t have to deal with babymamaDrama, or the emotional baggage that put on said dude.

            It’s Darwinian, really.

            The rest is just gravy.

            To older women, you got hair, aren’t entirely wrinkly, and are 5’8 +, that’s golden.

            Like that pic you showed. Think, Clooney, Pitt, Bencio Del Torro.

            You look like that older, you get leeway.

            You don’t, you better make $ and be funny and “sweet”.

            It’s kinda like my rich friend.

            He’s ugly. He admits it. He’s 5’6, dark, with a big nose.

            Think Carlton from Fresh Prince.

            You put his profile up, and he’ll get negative hits.

            BUT, he’s charismatic and clever (aint rich for nothing). Put a girl in front of him, he’ll make them smile. Make them feel like they’re his entire world, Slick Willy style.

            Then comes some drinks and casual drops about his his convertible S series or whatev he’s driving now, and, bam.

            He’s in.

            Dating Websites are for Mambos or Sugar Daddies.

            The rest I surmise will get looked over.

          • Irish Sweetness

            To millions of twenty-something Asians, you would be the boy-king Tutunkahmen, GP.

          • CanadaBear

            From everything I’ve read online dating is a minefield. If you’re just looking to get laid, woo-hoo. Otherwise, YIKES! Of course, I’m in my mid-60’s and 5’2″. If you aren’t in a hurry to hook up, find some like-minded women that share the same hobbies. They might not be Salma Hayek but you will at least be able to talk about something you both enjoy. I’m pretty sure you’re a good guy and a good dad, that will count for something with decent women. Of course, taking dating advice from a guy who’s been married almost his entire adult life (2 different women) probably isn’t all that wonderful.

          • MB30SD

            I’m taking mine to Trolls.

            Similar plotline I’m sure

          • Irish Sweetness

            Saw that. Dr. Strange was silly. Arrogant, unlikeable Doctor gets taken in by a ‘guru’ and picks everything up in five minutes after being completely obnoxious and not deserving of anyone’s help.

    • Irish Sweetness

      But is it impressive to do that against the worst line in the NFL? I say not.

  • Gas station attendant, “That’s a nice Ark you got there. Is that the 4509 BC model? 2 barrel, or 4 barrel? Was thinking about getting myself one of those, with the rain and all.”

  • willbest

    I am starting to think there was a typo in some Samsung board directive that resulted in exploding products company wide

    http://abcnews.go.com/US/samsung-cpsc-recalling-28-million-top-loading-washing/story?id=43291726

    • MB30SD

      so brutal… sigh.

      That said, I get my Google Pixel XL today… it’s probably already on my doorstep. hee hee

      • Huge Bears Penis

        probably stolen off your doorstep already. hee hee

    • Huge Bears Penis

      This is the beginning. The rise of the machines. these explosions are only distractions as the machines are putting in place the pieces to take over the world. We are all doomed.

  • Listening to a nice Satie mix.

    If you want to relax and enjoy the day.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Xm7s9eGxU&list=RDEMHU0eL4OXyYJFRHJUuKoOZg&index=1

  • MB30SD
  • MB30SD

    “DaBearsBlog @dabearsblog
    To me, the QB room next season should be Cutler, Hoyer and a draft pick from any round. That’s a deep, winning room.”

    poor poor Shaw. forgotten so soon

    • If it makes you feel better, my FF team “Shawshank Redemption” is #1!

      • Sauron’s right eyeball

        Like taking candy from a baby?

        • I might actually lose this week.

          A lot of my guys are on byes, and the rest have shit matchups.
          505 is fully loaded and has great matchups.

          That usually spells loss.

          My RBs must rack up monster days.

          (Though I do have Zeke, Forte and Booker)

      • MB30SD

        Ffkrf

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    • willbest

      Cutler, Shaw, QB drafted after round 2
      Cutler, QB drafted after top 5 pick, Shaw
      top 2 draft pick, Foles/Glennon, Shaw

    • Irish Sweetness

      Why in the name of all that is good would we want Hoyer on the team? There is literally no upside whatsoever. Barkley’s younger.

      • MB30SD

        Dude, i know you’re a little…

        …you know what, you’re just trolling me. I’m not taking the bait you bastage!

  • Hey, MB, you have time to read these propositions?

    That’s why I put on some Satie. Holy fuck, reading this shit makes me want to strangle the nearest lawyer.

    • MB30SD

      Fuck that, i don’t vote. Worthless anyway

      • There’s a proposition that will force porn stars to wear condoms.

        That might ruin your experience on BareBackMountain.com

        (NTTAWWT)

        • willbest

          Wouldn’t they just film that in Arizona or something?

          • Exactly, which is why I’m voting against it.

            Being a porn star is like being a hooker or football player, you know the risks.

            Don’t like it, go work in a cubicle like the rest of the schmucks.

          • Huge Bears Penis

            cubicle porn is awesome, even better if it involves midgets.

        • MB30SD

          Shit!! Off to thr polls!!

    • AlbertInTucson

      Propositions, bond issues, overrides?

      I have taken to just voting “No” across the board.

      The money ends up going to some political hacks’ pockets.

  • Huge Bears Penis

    “DaBearsBlog @dabearsblog
    ESPN sports empire is crumbling. And they know it.”

    ESPN/Disney and Fox announced they will be streaming live sporting events on Hulu, unfortunately for the cord cutters out there they will have to buy a special package that amounts to an additional $30 buck a month.

    • Sactowns#1

      Oof! CBS tried to launch a streaming plan that was $10 a month and you still had to watch commercials. I don’t think these people know who their target market segment it.

  • Sactowns#1

    I just wanted to remind everyone that Chris Conte is still in the NFL and he’s still starting.

    • willbest

      Don’t you mean future HOFer Chris Conte?

    • Huge Bears Penis

      Conte is serviceable. Something even crazier is that J Webb is still in the NFL and started 3 games for Seattle this year.

      • willbest

        When he isn’t hurt.

      • Scharfinator

        WOW Jwebb nation must LOVE IT

      • AlbertInTucson

        Which helps explain Seattle’s plight at offensive line.

      • AlbertInTucson

        He faces his old mates next week.

    • Scharfinator

      Man, I bet MB wishes he still was in Chitown…. 😀

      • MB30SD

        jesus fucking christ?!?!? For WHO??? Browns? Jags?

        my god man.

  • willbest
    • Wow, after reading some of the comments, apparently some ppl still believe that Podesesta downed cum and breast jizz for satanic rituals.

      And even more believe that Hillary, and Jay Z (da fuq?) are also Satanists.

      Think they watched X-files one too many times.

      • willbest

        I don’t know. They have already been caught red handed
        1) lying to the FBI
        2) rigging the democrat primary
        3) Colluding with the media and super PACs
        4) moving TS information into an unsecured servers
        5) Pay to play
        6) tampering with criminal investigations

        That is the EXACT sort of behavior you would expect from Satanists!!!

        • I would argue he gives satanists a bad name.

          As a former Auschwitz survivor once remarked

          ‘Evil is banal’

          It doesn’t require sacrificing babies to goats, typically…

          • Here’s a good quote heading into the election.

            “The trouble with Eichmann [SS organizer of Holocaust] was precisely that so many were like him, and that the many were neither perverted nor sadistic, that they were, and still are, terribly and terrifyingly normal. From the viewpoint of our legal institutions and of our moral standards of judgment, this normality was much more terrifying than all the atrocities put together.”


            Hannah Arendt

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            Yet western powers hired and provided comfort and aid to as many of them they could after the war. Also, Ford made the transmissions for Panzer tanks up until the end of the war. M1 Utlra mind control program and operation paper clip for 1000 please Alex.

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            Evil is live spelled backwards. Eat, drink and be merry. If you can.

          • MB30SD
          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            Please tell me you really don’t like that song. lol

          • MB30SD

            One of the only country songs i like. Did you listen to the words

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            Yes I get that. I’m not into country t’all

        • AlbertInTucson

          Or Nazis?

  • willbest

    Also, it looks like Rolling Stone magazine is about to get Gwakered over their rape hoax story.

    • AlbertInTucson

      They, like the NY Times “Jumped The Shark” decades ago.

      • AlbertInTucson

        No offense, Butch.

  • willbest

    Good Job Harvard… might I suggest just castrating all men that attend there.

    https://www.thecrimson.com/article/2016/11/4/soccer-suspended-scouting-report-harvard/

    Amusingly, Harvard’s current most recognizable attendee Mark Zuckerberg created a hot or not program of Harvard students as a predecessor to Facebook.

    • MB30SD

      “vulgar and explicit documents rating women on their perceived sexual appeal and physical appearance.”

      Wow.

    • Huge Bears Penis

      Oh the Horror!! College age men rating women. What is the world coming to? The only thing wrong that happened was they got caught putting it in writing. Every man and every women make assumptions and judge the opposite sex in a sexual nature every time they meet them or see a picture. It is not even human nature, it is a primal instinct. If they don’t, they are lying.

      • willbest

        But if they had published it, it would have been art.

    • “Last week, The Crimson reported
      that the 2012 men’s soccer team created a “scouting report” of that
      year’s women’s soccer recruits, rating them numerically and assigning
      each a hypothetical sexual position. University President Drew G. Faust
      instructed OGC, Harvard’s team of lawyers, to “review” the matter.”

      Bwhahah

      I would love to see that report!

      TMZ get on it!

      “Amanda. Call her mandy. 7. Looks like she’ll cringe at BJs and just lay there. Position. Missionary.”

  • Irish Sweetness

    Anyone going to Soldier Field tonight?

  • SC Dave
    • Huge Bears Penis

      that’s silly, everyone knows that the league should be adjusting to him.

      FUTURE HOFer!!!

  • willbest

    Wilson is debatable over Cutler? Have you lost your damn mind?

    Brady, Ben, Cam, Carr, Luck, Rodgers, Ryan, Brees, Wilson, Stafford, and Rivers are just flat out better than Cutler. Then I am taking Dak and Wentz, because their ceiling is higher than Cutlers. I am also taking Dalton who needs to follow Palmer’s lead and reinvent himself someplace other than Cincy. So Cutler is 15th on my list of who I want QBing the Bears

    • Wilson was superior to Cutler by his 2nd year.

      Other QBs who might also be preferable

      Matt Ryan (Younger, healthier)
      Mariota (Younger/ Upside)
      Winston (Younger/Upside)
      Cousins (Younger/Upside)
      Alex Smith (Less TO/healthier)
      Eli/Flacco (Playoff proven/Healthier)
      Goff(?)

      • willbest

        I said Ryan. Winston and Mariota’s ceiling appears to be Cutler. Might as well roll with experience. Goff can’t beat out Keesum. That is all I know about him. Eli’s in decline. Flacco is Cutler that did what we hoped Cutler would do. I wouldn’t mind him, but he is making like 6 mil a year more than cutler. Smith is Brian Hoyer on Hoyers best day. I would rather bet on Cutler putting 3-4 games in a row together than a QB that come back down two scores to a playoff team

        And I presume the question is as it relates to the 2016 or 2017 bears. If it was say who do you want for the next 3 years, it would be a slightly different list.

        • Smith is a bit underrated.

          He went toe to toe with Brees in a shootout in the playoffs when he was with the 9ers, and won.

          The difference is that Ole Walrus puts him on a tight leash in that KC O.

          Smith also runs well while being healthier than Cutler.

          Still, they might be a bit of a wash.

          I wonder what POX “window” is though.

          Going 1-6 to start makes me think their window is not next year like we might have assumed.

          If that’s the case, then is Cutler the best option 2 years from now?

          What if they’re thinking even longer term?

          Dunno.

          IF Cutler doesn’t turn into Bortles again this season, then our best (and perhaps only) option would be Cutler-Hoyer-DraftQB (Shaw)

          Speaking of which, Watson has looked really sharp today. However, like I said b4, his frame is too slight, and sure enough, it looks like he hurt his shoulder on a run already.

          • willbest

            They wouldn’t have paid Sitton or Young if they didn’t think 2017. The Cutler injury set them back, then again if Langford stayed healthy there would still be a ton of pressure on the passing game because Fox would have been too pigheaded to bring out Howard.

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      Cutler is to Jeff, as Apricot flavored Brandy is to a wino. When you’re out of options, anything will do.

    • Irish Sweetness

      Andrew Luck, Rivers and Matt Stafford are not better than Jay Cutler.

  • SC Dave

    You know for the past six years, I never had the audacity to hope that Hillary Clinton would NOT be the next POTUS. But I must confess, there is a glimmer now.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Thought it was BS that A & M was ranked in the 4 slot ahead of Washington in the first playoff rankings.

    A&M confirmed that today by losing today.

    That said, I don’t see a better team in college football than, sigh, Alabama.

    • MB30SD

      Go Blue Al, Go Blue!

    • madscout12

      The Bama team that just beat LSU by a whopping 10 points, and waited 3 quarters to score? That Bama team that has traveled to nowhere to play nobody? For fucks sake, when they get into the playoff they go to Georgia, and if they don’t get beat, they travel all the way to Tampa.

      They are just asking to be beat and are lucky they are propped up as #1 by inflated rankings due to the money that certain media institutions have in their conference.

      • MB30SD

        Michigan is winning it all this year. Jimmy’s Wrath strikes again. two years and in… that’s the formula.

      • AlbertInTucson

        They pass the “Eye Test” for me.
        It was AT LSU and LSU isn’t exactly chopped liver.
        Bama has played 4 or 5 ranked opponents.

  • Irish Sweetness

    111 years trying to beat the All-Blacks in Rugby and we finally do it in Soldier Field.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1a6gtYsw38

    • MB30SD

      Nice! well done lad.

      Fuuuuuck the A-Bs and fuuuuuuck their haka!

      …Take THAT trac!

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    • willbest

      She has an exceptionally large clit. Thats probably really hard to deal with.

      • MB30SD

        maybe…. never tried

  • Joecashflow

    Jeff, loved the impassioned story about hearing about the Cutler “thing”. Loved the radio thing. Even loved the bye week Reverend, especially when he asked, “What’s this got t ,do with the Bears?”. Well done, a blog classic much like “Bookends”, by S&G. Those of you that don’t know S&G, also don’t know Abe Gibron. Those of us that do remember Abe, would rather forget.

  • Joecashflow

    Jeff, watching Cutler last Monday obviously inspired you. It did all of us real fans out there. (There are many of us). That is why they play the game. I recall a great Bears team, 2006…the one that Denny Greene (RIP) said we knew who the Bears were….That team had a young D in their prime and a QB that in that AZ game, chucked 4 INTs and they still were 15-1 and went to the SB. When they played AZ they were first in scoring and first in D. The D was responsible for both of those stats. Hell, they were down 20-3 to AZ and the O never scored again, yet the Bears won. My point is, it takes a team effort to win. During Cutler’s 8 years here, the Bears have never had a decent D, running game , good WRs, and repeat coordinators. They do this year. The stars are aligned. Ask the Cubs. So, the Bears win out the last 8 games, make the playoffs! Even if Cutler just plays average. We win this thing now! 10-6, playoff bound!

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