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DBB Weekend Show – 10/14/16 [AUDIO]

| October 14th, 2016

On the sixth episode of the Weekend Show this season:

    • Jeff breaks down why Brian Hoyer has made this season watchable in Jay Cutler’s absence
    • Adam Jahns makes arguably his best appearance, breaking down Cutler/Hoyer, Cam Meredith’s emergence, Pernell McPhee, Kyle Fuller…etc. (One note on this: his words on Kevin White are not encouraging.)
    • Jeff describes this season as “fascinatingly terrible”.
    • Reverend discusses Missouri’s premier tourism destination.
    • Jeff, while physically breaking down, still manages to pick the Bears.
    • Elvis Costello tracks!

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  • MB30SD

    Konichiwa bitches

    Just win baby… or lose, I really don’t care at this point

  • Freddy G.P. Soft

    “if you can listen to this degenerate POS, you can listen to anything…”

    Not since the days of Morton Downey Jr. have you seen openings like this…

  • Scharfinator

    Why are we talking about like we want to cut Jeffrey so bad?

    Why don’t we WANT him? He’s GOOD. WTF?

    • SC Dave

      I want him on the team.

      • DaBearsBlog

        I haven’t heard a single person say they don’t want him. But questioning whether this front office wants him is fair at this point.

        • SC Dave

          I won’t argue that.

          I rhetorically asked in an earlier post whether or not the eschewing of Jeffery by Hoyer is at the directive of the staff/front office. After all, keeping his numbers low will reduce the offers from other teams enabling the Bears could to sign Alshon for less money.

          • Huge Bears Penis

            I don’t think keeping his numbers low will reduce offers. Everyone can see his talent, and he has no off field issues that we know of. The only thing that could hold back him raking in a pile of cash is injury concerns. NFL teams will pay money for play makers.

          • Irish Sweetness

            I think the reason he blanked AJ is much more straightforward – he doesn’t want to throw picks. It’s the only card he has left. He knows AJ is bracketed, so he seeks out the good receiver who isn’t doubled.

        • Sactowns#1

          That’s a bingo!

        • Sauron’s right eyeball

          They tagged him, doesn’t that mean they want to keep him? They wanted to kick the tire before handing over the megabucks.

        • BearDown100393

          #Slauson

        • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd BirdCagE = mc2(ButchDeadlift)

          Alshon is no iron man, but unlike Bmarsh, he’s not a headcase; unlike Bennett, he’s bought in; Unlike Forte, he’s not old.

          At SOME point, gotta reward homegrown talent, even if not “their guy” . They did so with Long, so hopefully they’ll do it with Alshon.

          Then again, they let Slauson walk, so who the fuck knows.

    • willbest

      Pace has an aversion to talent.

      • CanadaBear

        Not chosen by him.

        • willbest

          He signed Long, but polling probably showed there would be a riot if he let him go.

        • SC Dave

          This

  • SC Dave

    Regarding basing things on one play/throw (i.e. not seeing Alshon), Loggains said on the Da Site (CAPS mine):

    “When you have SEVEN PENALTIES INSIDE THE 40-yard LINE, it wasn’t one play that defined you. It’s those seven or eight plays in a game that you don’t know which one is going to be the difference. That was the last play we had. That was our last chance. That’s why it stings more. But Brian is not defined on that one play. He played 64 really good snaps of football.”

    To Jeff’s credit, at least he mentioned it – i.e. Howard and Paulsen penalties ruining touchdowns.

  • SC Dave
  • PaceBot 2000

    I’m stuck in traffic on the Dan Ryan Expressway here in Chicago and I look over to the next lane, a black lady dressed in a business suit looks over and mouthes the words white mother fucker to me.

    Lol. This is America now.

  • CanadaBear

    Adam made a great point that Fox never has developed a young QB. YIKES!

    • PaceBot 2000

      The best way to develop a Young quarterback is to provide a strong Supporting Cast of a team

      • CanadaBear

        0-2.

        • Freddy G.P. Soft

          Hello 2-14!!!

      • Sauron’s right eyeball

        Or maybe an OC that know’s what the hell he’s doing?

        • CanadaBear

          &/or a good QB coach.

          • willbest

            So what you are all saying is git gud

          • Irish Sweetness

            Can anyone name Joe Montana’s QB coach? Jim Kelly’s? Marino’s?

          • MB30SD

            bet they can

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            Bill Walsh, Marv Levy, Don Shula. Having hall of fame coaches slightly improve your chances at QB.

          • Huge Bears Penis

            Holmgren was one of Montana’s and Young’s QB coaches, and I think Marchibroda was Kelly’s, not sure on Marino’s

        • Huge Bears Penis

          or maybe just needs a good healthy breakfast of champions, Wheaties!

          sorry for the plug – hoping for some advertising money and a chance to be on the Wheaties box. Just imagine it at your grocery store, Wheaties boxes with Huge Bears Penis plastered on it.

          • MB30SD

            That would be awesome

      • Irish Sweetness

        I don’t see how that develops a QB. The best way to learn is from the best. Steve Young – McMahon and Montana were his benchmarks and studies.

        • PaceBot 2000

          Haha, McMahon and young were two of the greatest college qb’s ever. Both ended up on stacked rosters eventually.
          Jimmy had the greatest D ever and Young had the best of everything.

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      Neither did Lovie or Ditka for that matter. Maybe Shanny or Belicheat can make that claim but most QB’s sink or swim imo. Look at Warner, he learned to sling it in the Arena. I don’t see this as an issue.

      • CanadaBear

        If Lovie had he would have won a SB and if Ditka had they would have won multiple SB’s. I agree they have it or they don’t but they still have to be developed.

      • BerwynBomber

        Valid point, but with guys like Fox the question sometimes isn’t so much has he done it before but is he willing to do it at all? Or to put it another way: would he work to get the kid reps/playing time.

        Parcells, IIRC, took too long to insert Romo into DAL’s lineup when it was pretty obvious that Romo was the most talented QB on their roster. A bit like our Howard situation at RB this year. He only became a starter because Langford went down even though the average fan thought he looked like the better back in preseason.

        Lesson: some of the old salt HC’s can be stubborn as mules.

      • Irish Sweetness

        Ditka? He drafted Jim McMahon – he was pretty good. Lovie had Kyle Orton – started his rookie year. Coached Grossman in his second season on.

        • Sauron’s right eyeball

          U missed my point.

        • Sauron’s right eyeball

          Ditka had nothing to do with coaching McMahon up. MacMahon made it a point to do the opposite of what Ditka would tell him.

  • CanadaBear

    Robin Williams’ kids are auctioning off his bicycle collection (87 bikes). The proceeds go to charity. I wish he was shorter or I was taller. Some really nice bikes, unique bikes and a couple that might be a bargain.

    https://paddle8.com/auction/robin-williams/

    • MB30SD

      Def some nice rigs:

      https://paddle8.com/work/pinarello/124602-montello-tt/

      This is amazing. If I had an extra $5k to throw around: https://paddle8.com/work/derringer/124637-derringer/

      • CanadaBear

        I’ve got a friend that’s looking to sell a Cervelo TT bike. Whatever their biggest size is, it would be that one. My friend is over 6’6″. If you know anyone looking for one I can get more info. It’s had very little use and my friend is motivated. Not to mention the USD vs CDN is very favorable. I’m guessing the bike is less than 5 years old and it’s Ultegra.

        • MB30SD

          nice! love that bike, I’d buy it is it was a 54.

          none of my 6’6 friends (I have about 4 strangely) ride sadly.

          • CanadaBear

            Oh well. If you run into a tall drink of water that rides … Do you have a fave for Sunday’s World’s Championship Men’s Road Race? If the weather is brutal (super hot and windy) I’d love to see Boonen win (his only chance). If the weather isn’t much of a factor I’ll be rooting for Cav.

  • willbest

    I love the army of former Miss Whatevers coming out to defend Donald after he was attacked by other Miss Whatevers. But I feel that this sort of conflict needs to move past words and into the jello ring.

    • BearDown100393
      • MB30SD

        ma boy blue

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd BirdCagE = mc2(ButchDeadlift)

      Well, i said unless they come out of the woodwork, it’s likely Trumpf was just trying to make himself look like a stud like that sorry 8th grader w no game. However, they’re coming out of the woodwork and corroborated by none other than himself in some instances.

      • MB30SD

        grabbin’ pussies!

        • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd BirdCagE = mc2(ButchDeadlift)

          We’re doing it wrong!

          Five different Miss Teen USA pageant contestants told BuzzFeed
          that Trump, who owned the pageant (as well as Miss USA and Miss
          Universe) from 1996 until 2015, entered the contestants’ dressing room
          as the girls were changing. Victoria Hughes, the former Miss New Mexico
          Teen USA, said the youngest contestant at her 1997 pageant was 15 and
          she was the oldest at 19. Another contestant, former Miss Vermont Teen
          USA Mariah Billado, recalled Trump saying something along the lines of
          “Don’t worry, ladies, I’ve seen it all before” as girls hastened to
          cover up as he entered the room. Other former pageant contestants said
          they had no memory of seeing Trump in the dressing room and some
          contended that Trump would not have been able to enter. The allegations
          from the pageant contestants are corroborated at least in part by
          Trump’s own remarks during a 2005 interview with Howard Stern. “No men
          are anywhere, and I’m allowed to go in, because I’m the owner of the
          pageant and therefore I’m inspecting it,” Trump said. “You know, they’re
          standing there with no clothes. ‘Is everybody OK?’ And you see these
          incredible-looking women, and so I sort of get away with things like
          that.” Asked about the BuzzFeed report during a CNN interview on
          Wednesday, Trump campaign manager Kellyanne Conway said, “I can’t
          comment on what she’s saying because I’m not her and I wasn’t in the
          pageant or any other pageant,” complaining to anchor Brianna Keilar that
          “you want me to comment on something he said to Howard Stern in 15
          seconds, 10 years ago, and that somehow I am an expert on it.”

          Read more: http://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/full-list-women-accusing-trump-229736#ixzz4N4zr44wL

          Follow us: @politico on Twitter | Politico on Facebook

          • willbest

            Is there a blue dress with Trump’s DNA evidence on it?

            I would believe this if it happened in say 2013. 25 days before the election. Not so much. How hard would it be to hear Trump’s bravado and then make something up that fits it? Buzzfeed has/had a form you could sign up through if you had ever been groped by Trump.

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd BirdCagE = mc2(ButchDeadlift)

            Trump’s own remarks during a 2005 interview with Howard Stern. “No men
            are anywhere, and I’m allowed to go in, because I’m the owner of the
            pageant and therefore I’m inspecting it,” Trump said. “You know, they’re
            standing there with no clothes. ‘Is everybody OK?’ And you see these
            incredible-looking women, and so I sort of get away with things like
            that.”

          • willbest

            And if you were looking back in 2016 and you come across that story and you want to hurt Trump/help Hillary you just do what with it?

            Show me her journal entry from 2003/e-mail to friend, etc. Otherwise it is political bullshit.

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd BirdCagE = mc2(ButchDeadlift)

            So if there’s nothing wrong with it, why is he denying it?

            God knows I can’t fault a man for wanting to look at naked women, but the way he goes about doing it seems like Quagmire jerking off from the bushes outside the window.

            Seems kinda pathetic.

            Also, at the very least (no morality involved), it’s showing how dim-witted he is for not nipping these stories ahead of time.

            Of course the skeltons are going to come out nearing election

            If Hillary can utterly manipulate him like this, what can the other world leaders do to him?

            The next time Russia wants something good for us for our own sake will be the first.

            Putin is an old school KGB agent. No wonder he wants Trump.

            He recognizes a patsy when he sees one.

          • willbest

            1) Trump declined to do self-opposition research, much to the dismay of his campaign. So he isn’t so much as being manipulated as he is acting on the fly. In fact, if he manages to navigate himself through this to the presidency you might not like his methods, but they will have proven affective.

            2) Hillary is talking about armed conflict with Russia and challenging China. This is why Putin prefers Trump.

            3) And yes his Howard Stern comments smack as creepy, though I doubt he has had to do much masturbating behind the bushes.

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd BirdCagE = mc2(ButchDeadlift)

            1. I completely agree, and that is a HUGE problem. A president can’t just make decisions on the fly with limited info (as Trump has continually proved he’s ignorant of basic world politics).

            2. Russia is ALWAYS trying to weaken us and empower themselves. FACT. This is like Cheesy wanting Cutler to start for the Bears forever. I’m sure he has our best interest at heart.

            3. It’s just creepy, and reeks of some pathological need to “impress” – classic sign of narcissism, and ironically, low self esteem. He seems psychologically unhinged, and that’s without the pressure of the red button at 3am.

          • willbest

            And yet he is more emotionally stable, and competent than the
            alternative. And its really not even close. Wikileaks is damning as
            all hell on that front. Plus its not pneumonia. She campaigns 2 days a
            week.

            Sometimes what is best for your enemy is best for you. For example, Trump’s enemy in Syria is ISIS. Hillary’s enemy in Syria is Russia, Assad, ISIS (in that order).

            What does Trump victory condition look like? ISIS is defeated in Syria with help from Russia and Assad; Syria goes back to being a puppet state of Russia under Assad.

            What does Hillary victory condition look like? Total war in Syria, Russia/Assad/ISIS destroyed, US occupation of Syria indefinitely propping up some form of token government until we get bored or leave.

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            Aha……so now we know who’s behind the Transgender bathroom bebacle . Eye knew it!

        • Sauron’s right eyeball

          Make Amurica great again?

          • MB30SD

            ‘Murica!

    • MB30SD
  • BearDown100393

    “watchable season” vs “fascinatingly terrible” season
    12-4

  • willbest

    There was the story of ISIS using drones to deliver IEDs a few days ago, and now they are apparently being used to smuggle contraband into prison, and I am sure they are being used by the paparazzi too.

    • Irish Sweetness

      IEDs and drones. Holy fuck. I’m not big on banning shit, but people have to figure this thing out before we allow our airspace to disappear.

  • willbest

    Nanny practiced today!

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd BirdCagE = mc2(ButchDeadlift)

      He’s a practice squad pussy according to Waffle.

      Might as well re-sign Shea.

      • willbest

        Amusingly enough Waffle is not wrong. He isn’t on the active roster, the Bears now have 21 days to bring him on or send him to IR. So until he is activated he is on the practice squad. Which is pussy work.

        • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd BirdCagE = mc2(ButchDeadlift)

          And yet Cutler slinked away when this pussy shouted in his face.

          #cargoPants
          #LightEmUp

          • willbest

            I don’t understand you. Cutler is a bitch ass for deescalating. Trump is narcissist and dangerous for escalating.

          • MB30SD

            One’s a qb playing a game the other could have a button to thousands of nuclear weapons. You do the maths

          • willbest

            What about Trump’s past makes you think he will push that button? If Butch is right and all you need to do is blow smoke up his butt and give him a bunch of pretty women to grab, he is the least likely president to push the button.

          • MB30SD

            who fucking knows… THAT is the problem. You KNOW hill hill won’t

          • willbest

            How do you know that? Hill keeps talking like she needs to prove she’s got the ballz

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            Omg will. Do you realize how much energy you’re spending on these bozo’s? It’s insane.

          • willbest

            Not as much energy as I am spending on my scotch!

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            See, I think Trump is the publican take down candidate. He was a sucker punch from the get go.

          • MB30SD

            stop this

      • PaceBot 2000

        ahem…..Practice Squad Captain. Get it right.

        #TrainingTableCaptain.

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd BirdCagE = mc2(ButchDeadlift)

    “I want to enjoy the game, can’t root for Bears to lose” – Jeff

    Isn’t this the same speech he gave last year?

    If the Bears had lost like 4 more games, we could’ve dealt Cutty while his stock was high, drafted Wentz, and ENJOYED this season, and future seasons, a hell of a lot more.

    No one likes going to the dentist, but can’t keep putting it off perpetually.

    • willbest

      I don’t mind the Indy loss. Well 2-3 you can still do something with your season on. 1-4 not so much. But if they lose the way they lost in Indy I can live with that. Game was watchable (for the most part).

      • BerwynBomber

        The only game that was full-on ugly was DAL. PHI got ugly in the second half, but we were leading after the first.

  • Freddy G.P. Soft
    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd BirdCagE = mc2(ButchDeadlift)

      #PuddingPopped
      #PussiePopped

    • willbest

      Anything to distract from Hillary Clinton claiming that more food stamps will fix the American economy.

    • willbest

      On a side note, I am convinced BCBS of IL is in the tank for Trump, because I haven’t gotten my October surprise from them yet. (Their new plan and rate options after canceling this year’s plan for the 4th year in a row).

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      Hmm…Has Trump ever been to Manchuria?

    • Malice Halice

      There’s a funny key & peele sketch about rich white dudes partaking in the Sexual culture because it’s only right to do. So funny

  • willbest

    I don’t get the desire to destroy this Ken Bone guy. What the hell did he do wrong?

    • Freddy G.P. Soft

      Funny name
      Funny face
      Sad Sack

  • Freddy G.P. Soft
    • MB30SD

      Can he please please please kick another punter in the face?! I desperately want to see this again

    • willbest

      ahahaha

      “Between uniform violations and “sexually suggestive” touchdown
      celebrations, Brown has paid nearly $46,000 in fines through five weeks.”

      • willbest

        And Norman getting flagged for “bow and arrow”. That is the reason the NFL is losing viewers.

        • AlbertInTucson

          I don’t tune in for the juvenile celebrations. I’m not tuning out because they get flagged.

          • CanadaBear

            I don’t really care unless they go on forever or are particularly distasteful (the guy twerking a few weeks ago seemed unnecessary). Gotta admit Moss’ moon and butt wipe in Fudgieland still makes me smile.

  • Freddy G.P. Soft

    Willy B –

    De-boned. Loss of Bone. Boning over. No more Bone 4U.

    http://nymag.com/selectall/2016/10/how-ken-bones-reddit-ama-ruined-him-as-a-meme.html

  • BearDown100393
  • willbest

    I am pretty sure, I got this site from MB, but its a good one.

    http://allkman.tumblr.com/

    • MB30SD

      Are leg warmers the hottest thing on earth or is it just me

      • willbest

        I am a fan. Perhaps the wife needs a couple for Christmas.

        • MB30SD

          there you go!

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd BirdCagE = mc2(ButchDeadlift)

        new porn key word: leg warmers
        old porn key word: sixes

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  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd BirdCagE = mc2(ButchDeadlift)

    Here’s a key matchup.

    STOP Allen Robinson!

    That’s it. That’s all they have to do.

    It’s Billicheat 101. TAKE OUT THEIR #1 Weapon (Hilton, anyone?)

    Their run game is anemic. The other Allen can turn in a game, but so far I think he’s gotten 50Yds and not TDs.

    That’s it. You got ONE fucking guy again, Fangio. Don’t fuck it up.

    A turnover would be nice too, though that’s asking too much from Fandago.

    Bortles is a turnover machine. C’mon, man, no way our D can play both Luck and Bortles and NOT get ONE fucking turnover.

    • willbest

      Allen Hurns has proven to be an okay #2. He was a TD magnet last year.

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd Pica-lo (4Eva85ButchDeadlift)

        Yeah, he’s decent, but he’s not a game changer, and hasn’t been much of a weapon this season( he was dropped in our FF league). I would argue Meredith is probably better.

        We can handle 50-75yds and 1 TD.

        We CAN’T handle getting Hiltoned again (10 recs, 170,1TD)

        I hope Callahan is healthy. I would have him follow Allen Robinson everywhere, with S mixing in over the top.

        Their run game is mediocre, while our run D is pretty stout.

        Seems obvious to me, but Fangio will likely do the Lovie shit again.

      • That Guy

        Real down year for him this year. But I’m as surprised as anyone about that. The two Allens looks like a great WR combo last season.

  • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd Pica-lo (4Eva85ButchDeadlift)

    So, I looked up the disorder the Rev mentioned.

    It’s called Pica.

    I thought there was a German word for being a Bears fan, but the Rev found one in the subterranean psychology annals.

    So, in honor of that, and Brian Piccalo, got a new handle.

    And much like Piccalo, this season too has prematurely died of ass-cancer

  • willbest

    Raiders are going to Las Vegas

    • BerwynBomber

      Link (Raiders news)?

    • BearDown100393

      Mexico City Chargers

      • That Guy

        Maybe in another 20 years. In 20 years, we can have the Toronto Bills, the Mexico City Chargers, the London Jaguars and fresh off their back to back Superbowl wins? The Calgary Browns.

        • CanadaBear

          The oil industry better perk up by then or Calgary might not be a great choice.

          • Bender McLugh

            Vancouver?

          • BearDown100393

            Still paying off Olympic debt until 3012.

          • Bender McLugh

            naw, they flush with all that tourist cash. No really.

          • CanadaBear

            Not sure if they can squeeze the tax payers for a new stadium. It would probably need to be an indoor stadium or else there will be a ton of home games played in the rain starting in mid October. Housing costs are insanely expensive these days. To be honest, I’ve never spent that much time in Vancouver (a week at most) and have no idea if a NFL franchise would go over. I know they love their BC Lions but that’s apples and oranges. There are a million things to do outside there so it might be like LA. Not to mention Seattle is very close.

          • willbest

            We will hit peak oil eventually.

        • Bender McLugh

          This

        • BearDown100393

          You left out Istanbul Packers.

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            Hahaha

          • MB30SD

            Aleppo packers!

            Too soon?

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd Pica-lo (4Eva85ButchDeadlift)

        Never happen cuz then the Chargers would have to pay for the wall when Trumpf becomes prez, and this is the same team that didn’t want to pay Bosa $5M

        • BearDown100393

          A wall might be cheaper than a stadium.

          • Johnnywad

            It’s a really long wall though.

    • That Guy

      If they asked me (and they didn’t), I think the best thing for the league is to have the Raiders go to Vegas. Vegas needs an NFL franchise and the Raiders have the right fan culture for a city like that. And Vegas police and corporations know a thing or two about taking debauchery and making it family friendly and hugely profitable.

      As to the Chargers? It feels like Silicon Valley should be big enough to support a football team apart from the Niners (who belong more to the San Fran crowd). But you could say the same about San Diego. Maybe California just isn’t a good football state and the Niners and Rams should split north and south and call it a day. The Chargers could go to St. Louis, which seemed like a good football town, but maybe the Chiefs are enough for that area. Or they could to San Antonio though. If Cali can support four football teams, Texas can for sure support three.

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd Pica-lo (4Eva85ButchDeadlift)

        I think Vegas and Raiders are made for each other.
        As for the chargers, still think Anaheim or some team in the O.C. would be perfect for them.

        I was surprised at how many ppl from the O.C. attended the chargers-bears preseason game in SD.

        They have a built-in fan base there, partially cuz they already hate the riff-raff raiders.

  • Punk Captain Unlike Killer Ray

    “the bitch was a six. At best. At BEST. Would I waste my time grabbing the snatch of a six? Fuck no! I might slap her, give her a little love slap across the face? But a full on snatch grab? Eight. Has to be a eight. Does she look like an eight? She wasn’t a eight on her best day. And I need a standing ten for a finger in the asshole. I will tell you that right now.”

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-mocks-women-who-accused-him-of-sexual-assault_us_58013346e4b0e8c198a812e1

    • willbest

      that quote does not come from the sourced article.

      • Punk Captain Unlike Killer Ray

        Are you accusing me of fabrication, counselor?

        • MB30SD

          it would seem so

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd Pica-lo (4Eva85ButchDeadlift)

        I have proof. It’s still on my cell when MB msged me that time he binged in TJ.

        Oh, Yonny is referring to Trumpf, nvm.

        • willbest

          I thought it was Drumpf what is this Trumpf

        • PaceBot 2000

          Lol, that’s GP.

    • BearDown100393

      Not his first choice? For what exactly?

  • Bender McLugh

    Eddie Jackson, S Alabama. One of some of you talked about this dude, he seems legit and I want him. Worth a first with a trade back?

  • BerwynBomber

    “DaBearsBlog @dabearsblog I had heard the Packers loved this Callahan kid at QB. Guess I heard wrong.”

    Heard that too. Was surprised to see that come across the wire.

  • MB30SD

    ruh roh!

    http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-campaign-reels-over-new-groping-allegations/ar-AAiXRu6?li=BBnb7Kz

    This thing is about to totally come off the fucking rails. Less than a month from the election… this is going to be a fucking roaring dumpsterfire of a shitshow (and wholly entertaining)

    • Punk Captain Unlike Killer Ray

      Look at Gloria Allred

      http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/58012f1dc52402e6018b46b4-2400/rtssazq.jpg

      She’s got some aging hussy to pimp. Shit she is an opportunist and puts on quite the show.

      • MB30SD

        my god merely looking at that woman makes me throw up in my mouth. She is a disgusting human being.

        She’s like the bastard mutation of trump, the reverend al sharpton, nancy pelosi, and don king. She is pure eeeeeeeviiiiiil

        • Punk Captain Unlike Killer Ray

          It’s like she’s saying “here’s the script honey. you just read that as I wrote it and we’ll make sure you get paid. mmm’kay?”

        • Huge Bears Penis

          Greatest eeeeviiiil bitch of all time! Future HOFer!

      • BearDown100393

        Do I have to?

    • willbest

      Did you see that Jill Stein said Trump is safer with nukes than Hillary?

      “On the issue of war and nuclear weapons, it is actually Hillary’s
      policies which are much scarier than Donald Trump who does not want to
      go to war with Russia. ”

      http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/10/12/jill_stein_hillary_clintons_declared_syria_policy_could_start_a_nuclear_war.html

      • MB30SD

        jesus will

      • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd Pica-lo (4Eva85ButchDeadlift)

        Will, the poster boy for “Et tu” Trumpf defense.

        (btw, Hill is a war hawk, and I agree with both Stein and Nadar on that.)

        • willbest

          This isn’t “Hillary too”. This is she is a hawk, and he isn’t. That is a real difference. Not a he is a womanizer, and she slandered women who attacked her political career. And on that front, I just won’t be held to a different standard is all. If its fair for one Presidential candidate, its fair for all of them.

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd Pica-lo (4Eva85ButchDeadlift)

            whenever dirt is dished out on Trumpf like oh say, walking in on naked 15 yr olds in pageants, you’re quick to point out Hillary’s ‘dirt’.

            That’s pretty standard et tu in spirit if not law.

            That’s like if someone calls a sister a whore, and then the person responds, yeah, well your brother’s a drunk.

            Same shit. Doesn’t mean the sister’s not a whore.

            Deflection is also acceptable .

          • willbest

            Well thats a function of my trying to start nothing that is nakedly political on this thread. And when I do its almost always the result of a Jeff tweet. But I have no problem jumping in the mud. I suppose I could just start the day posting about what awful shit wikileaks shows that Hillary and her cronies have done rather than waiting to piggyback onto the inevitable Trump’s harem update. Would it make you feel better if I called your brother a drunk before you call my sister a whore?

            Of course, Hawk vs. not Hawk is a real tangible policy difference between the two. We could debate the relative merits of a total war and long term occupation of Syria vs. just letting Russia go back to having it as their puppet state, but figuring out who is the more awful human being seems to be the course of the day. And that is perfectly valid, because I doubt any one of us is truly informed enough to know what is in the best interest of the US on any given issue, or how much the US has to sacrifice in order to do a group of people a humanitarian solid.

    • willbest

      Trump found a witness on that flight in who is calling Leeds story bullshit. Said she was flirting with him and trying too hard.

      http://nypost.com/2016/10/14/trump-camp-puts-forward-witness-to-refute-sex-assault-claim/

      I have gone long on Pop Secret

    • BearDown100393

      Sooner or later the HBO Blob is going to make an accusation.

      • PaceBot 2000

        Trump “visibly raped me”.

        No, he was staring at a train wreck.

        I woke up this morning and my neighbor asked me when I was getting my Gary Johnson sign. I told him when Gary finally passes Civics and Social Studies with crazy old Mr. Schofield. He’s the worst teacher!

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd Pica-lo (4Eva85ButchDeadlift)

      Did we really expect anything less from a buffoon reality tv star?

      Must hand it to Trumpf though, this is the greatest shtick since Andy Kaufmen pretended to be a prowrestler.

      And an added bonus is that he almost singlehandedly destroyed the credibility of the republican party.

      • willbest

        What credibility do which you speak?

        • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd Pica-lo (4Eva85ButchDeadlift)

          Well, it wasn’t that long ago that GW served two terms (thanks for voting for him assholes).

          So, they did have some credibility among the masses.

          Shit, even after all this Trumpf fiasco, he’ll still get at least 40% of the vote.

          Mostly from ppl like this

          http://venasnews.co.ke/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/america-woman-225×300.jpg

          • willbest

            You can find stupid voters on each side. And you can find them by the millions.

            I wasn’t alive but didn’t people know JFK was a playboy when he was elected? Is that when the democrat party lost its credibility? It was certainly in the news for Clinton when he ran. And for fucks sake, Trump’s “scandal” isn’t pretty tame as politician scandals go, even GOP scandals which tend to be marginally more mild. Keep in mind Pedophile Dennis Hastert was the GOP speaker of the House a decade ago

            So no Trump did not cost the GOP credibility as the less sexually debased party. Where they did lose their credibility, and it will be a fatal blow to the party, is in their attack of Trump they revealed how much they hate their own base. Wikileaks/rigging the primary shows the Dems do too, but at least they are still pretending in public. The GOP is now actively shitting on their own voters.

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd Pica-lo (4Eva85ButchDeadlift)

            JFK was in an era where slapping women around was permitted.
            I know you long for those days, but things have changed, Will!
            Can’t just go around grabbin’ pussies, dude! Maybe in Irish’s Thailand, but not in the U.S.

            Trumpf HAS caused them to lose what little credibility remained (IMO, GW was their death-knell) among major demos.

            – women
            – latinos
            – af am
            – muslims
            – youths
            – educated whites
            – centrist rep

            This latest scandal is just the cherry on top.

            And I actually don’t think the GOP is shitting on their own voters.

            I submit that the Teabaggers, Libertarians, and Birthers are not really republican. They’re splinter cells they helped create, but found out the hard way that you can’t ride a tiger.

            The traditional trinity of Reagan : Military-Christians-Fiscal Conservatives are not the part of Trump.

            The Republicans haven’t figured it out yet. They’re either in denial, or are trying to control the new factions, and failing miserably.

            That Regan or even GW party is dead.

          • willbest

            I suppose it doesn’t matter to you that these women are being discredited as fast as they can find them. One woman was begging for a job from Trump 6 months ago, for example.

            But at least I know why you don’t understand what is going on in the GOP right now. You think the NYT level analysis of the GOP is, is correct.

          • willbest

            Not on topic, and not really critical of Hillary. But it should serve as a warning about what is likely to happen with her as it happened with Obama.

            https://newrepublic.com/article/137798/important-wikileaks-revelation-isnt-hillary-clinton

            Personally, I believe the Warren Wing to be just as shitty as the Rubin wing. Warren talks a game but her entire life has been about doing the opposite. But at least trying a different sort of looting of the public to see if it is less malignant is worth a shot.

    • Johnnywad

      I submit that this guy,

      https://www.google.com/amp/detroitsportsnation.com/college-sports/amuller/watch-wmu-head-coach-p-j-fleck-is-the-big-man-on-campus-on-sportscenter/82449/amp

      would make a better President than either of our two candidates.

      I would also like for his receiver, Cory Davis, to become a Bear.

  • Punk Captain Unlike Killer Ray

    All Questionable:

    Outside linebacker Leonard Floyd (calf), running back Ka’Deem Carey (hamstring), receiver Alshon Jeffery (hamstring), receiver Eddie Royal (calf), tight end Zach Miller (ribs), guard Kyle Long (shoulder), tackle Bobby Massie (ankle), guard Josh Sitton (shoulder), inside linebacker Jerrell Freeman (wrist), outside linebacker Sam Acho (ribs), outside linebacker Willie Young (knee/elbow), cornerback Bryce Callahan (hamstring) and cornerback Tracy Porter (knee).

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd Pica-lo (4Eva85ButchDeadlift)

      Yeah, but thanks to the new rules, wth knows what ‘questionable’ means? There’s no more ‘probable’ tag. So now there’s like “questionable” wink/wink and “really questionable”

      Pats listed 12 players as questionable, and I think Brady is on it, and has been listed as such since 2006.

    • Malice Halice

      U gotta be kidding

    • BearDown100393

      Cutler’s thumb must’ve fallen off. DNP all 3 practices.

      • MB30SD

        Yeah, they have a special name for his injury, it’s kinda like a Tommy john…. it’s called a Brian hoyer

  • Joecashflow

    I’m confused. Is Alshon’s last name, Hamstring?

    • willbest

      I have said it before, I am convinced if he puts a bag of ice on his leg after practice they list him as questionable with a hamstring. I can only recall him being used primary as a decoy twice in the last 3 years.

    • MB30SD

      Well it certainly isn’t “touchdown”

      • Irish Sweetness

        Not paying him Larry Fitz money was a good move, but I’d be restructuring Cam’s contract right about yesterday.

        • willbest

          We offered him Fitz money (12.6 mil a year), he turned it down because he wanted Dez money (14 mil a year) and was going to make 14.5 million anyway. We should have paid Dez money, because somebody is going to hand him AJ Green money next year if he plays all 16 games.

          Even if he doesn’t have the stats he did from 2013/14, every GM in the league is going to see him being open like he was at the end of the Colts game.

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd Pica-lo (4Eva85ButchDeadlift)

            They’re also going to see him on the INJ report every week, and Meredith picking up the slack, and wonder.

            But, it only takes ONE stupid team to fuck up the market.

            Like that one idiot at the black jack table

          • willbest

            But he was on the injury report every week in 2013 and 2014 and 2015 too.

        • MB30SD

          Let’s see if he can have more than one good game…AND not fumble the game away on one if his catches before we start handing out blow jobs and contracts shall we

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  • BearDown100393
    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd Pica-lo (4Eva85ButchDeadlift)

      Sean McHugh, a Packers tight end, said Rodgers was a nice kid with, “California swag.” Which wasn’t the same as Mississippi or Green Bay swag. During that opening camp, then training camp two months later, Rodgers liked to brag about the 35 he scored on the Wonderlic, a test used by NFL teams to assess the aptitude of prospective employees. One day in a quarterbacks meeting he said, “Brett, what did you get on it?”

      “I have no idea,” he replied.

      “I do,” Rodgers said. “I looked it up. You got a 22.”

      Hahaha Vadgers is suuuuuuch a dooche, I almost find myself rooting for Pencil Dick in this article. ALMOST.

      • BerwynBomber

        That’s pretty funny.

  • willbest

    Anybody have any experience with Sling TV? And how fast your internet needs to be for it to be decent?

    • Huge Bears Penis

      all depends on what device you are watching on. if you are streaming to a mobile device it works best with 4-5 mbps – usually standard definition. if streaming to a TV around 10 mbps – High Definition.

    • Bender McLugh

      Interface was mediocre, as was the quality.

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd Pica-lo (4Eva85ButchDeadlift)

      I had it 2 yrs ago, and I would often have to watch the Bears games in less than 720 cuz it was so choppy, but at that time I had slower internet.

      I don’t know if they improved the hardware, or if it works better with faster internet, but I would def do a test drive if you can.

  • Irish Sweetness

    Trade deadline is Nov 1st.

    Are they moth-balling Cutty for potential sale?

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      Does anyone still use mothballs?

      My Grandmother had those things all over the place.

      • Irish Sweetness

        I’ve only heard about them. They were probably laced with cyanide, and they stopped production after all the deaths …over years and years … before lawyers and class actions.

      • MB30SD

        A lot of Asian cultures still use them. I swear I’ve walked by like 3 or 4 Chinese moms at my kid’s school and they all smelled strongly of mothballs. I found it really interesting and strange… and disgusting. Stuff reeks.

        • Sauron’s right eyeball

          Lol

          Scent of a woman?

          • MB30SD

            Yeah, scent of many Chinese women in my kids school it would seem. I ain’t judging, just hate the smell personally

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd Pica-lo (4Eva85ButchDeadlift)

      Whatever good tape he put on last year was quickly flushed down the toilet the first two games, so I doubt any team is gonna come a knocking.

      In the last final Cutty FU, the Bears will likely get shit for him.

      I don’t even think we’ll get a compensatory 3rd cuz we’re likely gonna use his cap space to extend Hoyer and sign some stud FAs.

      • Irish Sweetness

        You think Cleveland wouldn’t give a first for Cutty right now? Whitehurst was selling drugs on the street two weeks ago. Probably.

        • BerwynBomber

          Imagine for a moment you are running CLE. Would you give up a first for Cutler?

          • BearDown100393

            LeBron James runs Cleveland.

      • Sauron’s right eyeball

        If Bradford was good for 2 or 3 1sts, cutler will be good for a first if the right situation arises.

        • Irish Sweetness

          And the right situation is a bad situation for someone else. Cleveland would be fore-runners in the race, and they have two picks in the first (Eagles), and two in the second (Titans). Even if they only gave us two seconds, that’s sweet. We draft Kizer/DeShaun in the first, then we have three picks in the second round with which to draft two OTs and a DE.

          • willbest

            Cleveland doesn’t care. Honestly, if you are looking around the league right now. Washington is it. If they win 2 more games and then lose Cousins to a season ending injury they will be desperate for a Cutler the way Minny was for a Bradford. Plus they have the cap.

            The fins could manage it too but their season is over. You need to find a team that needs a QB to make the playoffs otherwise its next season.

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd Pica-lo (4Eva85ButchDeadlift)

            I agree about CLE . They’re obviously tanking. I mean, Cody Kessler? They’re even throwing Pryor back there.

            Skins I don’t see.

            Cutler isn’t $10M better than Cousins, and I’m sure they’ll factor that in.

            Also, as mediocre as Cousins has looked, Cutler looked WORSE, is older and more inj prone.

            And the Skins are gonna wanna pay MORE for that? Doubt it.

            Jets are a wildcard. I mean, they obviously were never sold on Fitzy, and throwing 6ints in one game didn’t change any minds.

            But can Cutler reunite with Bmarsh and FOrte again?

          • willbest

            1) You seem to be under the mistaken impression that Cutler makes more than Cousins who is being paid $19 million on the franchise tag.

            2) Cutler’s second half performance against the Texans had an injured thumb, in addition to the Eagles game. Plus the O-line was playing like shit. If he can demonstrate his thumb is healthy then his entire body of work is to be considered.

            3) The skins actually need to solve their QB situation next year too. Which is different than say some place like Oakland who would just be looking to rent Cutler for a half season if they lost their QB. This makes him the most value to that type of team.

            4) The Jets don’t have the cap to bring in Cutler if Fitz goes down even if they too need to solve their QB situation next year.

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd Pica-lo (4Eva85ButchDeadlift)

            1. He’s being paid that now, But I’m thinking future. If Cousins sucks and proves he’s more of a high-end backup ala Hoyer, then he’ll get Hoyer, not Cutty, $

            If Cousins doesn’t suck, the argument is moot. They’re keeping him, and they’re paying him.

            2. Always something with Cutler. So this only proves he’s inj prone, and yeah, might suck anyways.

            3. Skins are test driving Cousins. See #1. I don’t think they’re in win-now mode. Maybe their HC gets desperate and starts pushing in order to save his job, but the GM would have to be really stupid.

            4. They can always restructure. Teams can find ways to get guys under the cap, like the Broncos did this year. Mid-season is harder, but still possible.

            Plus no reason they can’t trade for Cutler after the season if that’s more fiscally advantageous.

            Long story short, doubt any team’s giving up a 1st for Cargo.

          • willbest

            Its always something with every QB. With Cousins it was an unwillingness to commit. And he is playing well enough that he will start somewhere making between Fitz and Oz money, which is incidentally where Cutler is.

            This is in the context of a mid-season trade. Nobody is going to hand you a first mid-season unless they are in win now.

            Almost every team that is sitting 1-2 games over .500 at the trade deadline is in win now mode

          • BerwynBomber

            I would be surprised if Pace could unload him before the deadline but we’ll see.

            WAS might be a good fit for Cutty in the off-season. Same with NYJ and maybe AZ.

          • BerwynBomber

            “2. Always something with Cutler”

            The excuses never end. IF we do get rid of him after this year, they will be missed the least.

          • BerwynBomber

            The injured thumb thing won’t sell anywhere but here to Cutty fans. Hell, Favre played with a broken thumb on his throwing hand and never missed a game.

            We like to give Cutty every excuse we can; in fact, we should have a collective Ph.D in it but around the rest of the league? It just looks like he shit the bed the first two games of the season. He is the guy who rode the bike the second half of the NFCC.

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            You don’t trade Cutler for anything less than a 1st. Period.

          • willbest

            It can be a bad first. The Eagles are looking at the 24th pick or lower for Bradford. Thats going to be a god damn steal if he stays healthy all season.

          • BerwynBomber

            Yeah, but it is a steal for PHI too. Who else would have given them what they got from MIN? In fact, who would have come within miles of that offer?

          • BerwynBomber

            He’s a 34 year old average starter. Highly doubtful we can get a first for him.

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            We’ll have Yonny make someone an offer they can’t refuse?…..da da dah…

        • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd Pica-lo (4Eva85ButchDeadlift)

          A SB contending team’s QB would have to go down.

          The Vikes believed they were, and at the time, everyone laughed.

          No one’s laughing now.

          Can’t really predict it. Only one I can say maybe are the Cards who might not believe in Palmer anymore if esp if he keeps chucking INTs.

          Cutler might throw INTs, but at least he’s mobile and younger.

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            Even Jeff George was traded for a 1st and 3rd by the Colts to the Falcons.

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd Pica-lo (4Eva85ButchDeadlift)

            Given that Cutler is often compared to Jeff George, that might actually work against us as a cautionary tale.

            A team would have to be REALLY desperate to want Cutty for a 1st.

            Put it this way – if Cutler was on another team, would you want the Bears to give up a 1st for Cargo Cutty?

            I know I wouldn’t, even if Hoyer wasn’t around.

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            If Johnny Manziel was my QB? Ah..yeah..

          • willbest

            The way the Bears draft? I would give a first for Cutler in a heartbeat.

          • BerwynBomber

            Again, George was considerably younger than Cutler when the former was traded to ATL; in fact, he wasn’t much older than what Cutler was when DEN traded him here.

            Go back and see when MIN picked George up. Did OAK get anything in return or was he simply cut? That will be your true George/Cutler comp.

        • BerwynBomber

          That was a special circumstance of timing and desperation. Plus, Bradford is considerably younger.

          There may be potential takers out there but no way we’ll get anything near what PHI got.

      • willbest

        You don’t get comps for cut players. The contract has to expire naturally.

        • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd Pica-lo (4Eva85ButchDeadlift)

          Fuck. Makes sense.

          Yeah, realistically, I don’t think any team is going to want Cutty, not for anything more than like a 4rth/5th.

          Unless, inj scenario unfolds.

          • CanadaBear

            Nobody wants to pay that contract. The Bears will release him.

          • willbest

            Its not the contract that will be the issue. Its what they have to give up to get it. Fortunately, Pace has shown a willingness to give away players he no longer wants, so we should get something.

          • BerwynBomber

            But the contract will basically be only one year with options if I understood it correctly.

          • CanadaBear

            That’s correct. No guaranteed dough unless he’s on the roster … I just don’t see anyone wanting to pay him $16 mil next year.

          • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd Pica-lo (4Eva85ButchDeadlift)

            *Nobody wants to pay CUTLER that contract.

            Including the Bears.

            Teams are more than willing to throw at cash on unprovens like Oz.

      • PaceBot 2000

        What games did you fucking watch man give it a fucking break.

        We were getting one fucking yard a carry and dropping 5 steps while also getting drive killing penalties.

        God fucking damnit you are annoying.

        • MB30SD

          I can hear the schtukas warming up in the background.

          • PaceBot 2000

            naw, it’s all good.

  • willbest

    heh. Trump called for a drug test before the last presidential debate to see if Hillary is on any PEDs.

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      Nah, hook em both up to lie detectors with anal probes and when they give deceptive answers, zap their asses.

      Break a deal, face the wheel. Hee hee.

      • Huge Bears Penis

        I am a huge proponent of the use of electric shock. I personally think all kids should be required to wear shock collars to keep them in line.

        • Sauron’s right eyeball

          The first part yes. The second part no.

          • MB30SD

            He’s young Trac. The first time he holds his first child all that stuff will go out the door

          • Huge Bears Penis

            I’m 37, so not that young and don’t want kids.

          • MB30SD

            I thought you were 27ish. Fucking old man

        • BearDown100393

          and also Congress.

    • BearDown100393

      Snap the cue stick. Survivor joins Joker’s crew.

  • Huge Bears Penis

    we are an UNDERwhelming team
    some of us believe the team is UNDER-coached
    some fans still pine for UNDER-appreciated former players
    we all hope teams UNDER-estimate us for a couple wins.
    we have players UNDERweight(Floyd)
    none of us UNDERstand why certain players are still on the team
    some fans have already went UNDERground to avoid the humiliation
    we all see too many UNDERlying issues like penalties.
    Opposing teams never seem to UNDERexpose our weaknesses.
    With all the injuries, we appear to be UNDERmanned.
    Being a fan of this team is a hard UNDERtaking.

    None-the-less, we can all cheer up for there is always UNDERboob.
    http://thechive.com/2016/10/15/a-little-underboob-goes-a-long-way-54-photos/

    • MB30SD

      My name is MB30SD….. and I vehemently support this message!

    • http://t.co/MsJnMxjrmd Pica-lo (4Eva85ButchDeadlift)

      And on that note, the UNDERtaker is walking around in crutches.

      One of my alltime fav wrasslers

      • Bender McLugh

        Ultimate Warrior

    • BearDown100393

      The Bears will lose UNDER 5 games for the season.

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      Yo man..why you throwin the Bears UNDER the bus?

      • Huge Bears Penis

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  • BerwynBomber

    Clemson escapes yet again. Tough loss for NCState.

  • BearDown100393

    Unfollows the Bears. But hangs onto Lou Malnati’s Pizza, Weird Al, Jerry Angelo, Val Kilmer and Cookie Revolution.

    • willbest

      Whats wrong with Lou’s? Though I am favoring Gino’s of late. Pequods probably my favorite though I am nowhere near either of their locations.

      • Punk Captain Unlike Killer Ray

        Pequods is the best along with Piece.

        • PaceBot 2000

          Piece is fucking amazing.

          I vow to get back there this fall.

          • MB30SD

            Chicago pizza is not pizza. It’s a fucking meat pie.

            Abomination.

          • PaceBot 2000

            Hmm, we must educate you on the perils of overgeneralizing our pizza.
            PIECE is not deep dish.

          • MB30SD

            Next time I’m in town i expect a full course load sir…. as I eill show you what real Mexican food is when you come here

          • PaceBot 2000

            a quick jaunt to Juarez?

          • MB30SD

            Oh heeeeell no!! Unless you want your burrito with a side of kidnapping/beheading.

            Besides Juarez is a fuck ton from sd… you’re thinking Arizona. We could do rosarito or ensenada though

          • PaceBot 2000

            or maybe just stay in San Diego….where it’s nice and american.

          • BerwynBomber

            It is not even Chicago thin crust judging from their website. Looks like they serve NY style, which indeed, is real pizza.

          • willbest

            Its better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool, than to open it up and prove you are one.

          • Huge Bears Penis

            yet you keep talking….

          • willbest

            But I know how to speak bigly.

          • BerwynBomber

            Couldn’t agree more. And I live here.

            P.S. Piece looks like it is NY style. No wonder people like it. It is real pizza.

          • MB30SD

            Jeees, real pizza

      • Sauron’s right eyeball

        I quit eating pork and unfortunately, pizza without pepperoni or sausage really really sucks.

        • willbest

          Did you also cut off your foreskin or start praying to the east 5 times a day?

          • MB30SD

            By god i hope he cut of his foreskin. Only fucking savages don’t!

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            No, I watched the video showing the friggin freakshow of worms and parasites in pork that don’t die when you cook it.

          • MB30SD

            Yikes!

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            Yeah man….it was disturbing.

          • willbest

            Lies by PETA. You are more likely to get taken out by produce than pork that has been cooked to 145.

          • Sauron’s right eyeball

            Sure will.

      • BearDown100393

        Lou’s is just fine. Bears are better.

  • PaceBot 2000

    Butch you have so thoroughly revised the actual history of the first 2 games that it is now comical.
    Go back and watch them please. You are out of control.

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      Butch is a re-revisionist.

  • willbest

    Did we do predictions?

    Bears 23
    Jags 20

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      Bears 30, Jags 13.

    • beninnorcal

      Bears 72
      Jags 0

  • PaceBot 2000

    Predictions:
    I will keep it to myself until a later date.

    I have score and performance predictions.

    • Sauron’s right eyeball

      3 TD passes by Hoyer, watch.

      • PaceBot 2000

        I want it to happen. It has to against the Jags. Or a nice mix of ground and air.
        We have to fucking win.

        The Jags are that bad.

        However it will be interesting to see if the same litmus test is applied. 3tds in the air means you’re taking chances. Taking chances means you could get picked. We will see how people respond to an INT.

        I imagine it will be shrugged off….

        • MB30SD

          Hoyer thr destroyer… an int… NEVAH!!!

          • PaceBot 2000

            if you never stick your neck out you never fall in love.

            Hoyer knows what happens when he sticks his neck out whether voluntary or involuntary.

          • MB30SD

            He gets a circumcision?

          • PaceBot 2000

            football speaking….yes.

  • MB30SD

    Sitting waiting for my rig to get cleaned at the gas station in Del Mar and in rolls 30 hells angels.

    Damn, bad group man… staying the fuck away from those criminals. Yeesh.

    #richwhitetownproblems

    • Huge Bears Penis
    • Huge Bears Penis

      I owned a dive bar a few years back and the local biker “gang” would show up on occasion. Normally they were alright never bothering other customers. One night a couple of newer members thought they were big shit because they were in the gang and acted like total assholes to customers and my employees. I tried to reason with them to get them to leave, I eventually cracked them both in the head with the sawed off pool cue I kept behind the bar. They talked shit the whole time me and 5 other guys drug them out of the bar about how they were going to come back with the rest and beat the crap out of me. Little did they know that I was somewhat “friends” with the leader and we had an arrangement that if any of his guys caused shit in my place the gang would handle it. The 2 guys came back a couple days later looking like they got the shit beat out of them, and apologized then proceeded to clean, they scrubbed the floors, the bathrooms, cleaned behind beer coolers, and even washed the ceiling. They showed up every Saturday morning for the next 2 month to cleaned everything. The leader would show up later after they cleaned and spot checked their work. Unfortunately when that show Sons of Anarchy started is when we started having more problems with the idiots.

      • Johnnywad

        It takes a village….

  • BearDown100393

    Bears 42
    Jags 6

    No contest. Defense puts points on the board as well.

    • MB30SD

      Oooooohhhh

    • Joecashflow

      Man that would be a huge statement, even against the Jags.

  • AlbertInTucson

    I don’t even PRETEND to know what to expect on any given Sunday. Or Thursday or Monday, for that matter.

  • BuddhaJoe

    Bears win this somehow. As much shit as I’ve given him Hoyer’s dink-and-dunk ball should be enough if they don’t blow it with penalties. Hopefully McPhee can play soon.

    Then Thursday comes the Reckoning.

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      • AlbertInTucson

        You can block those.

  • AlbertInTucson

    My prediction?

    Meredith gets injured.

    • Joecashflow

      For Christ’s sake, you have a WR in Cam who looked great in PS, you have Howard, who easily cranked out a hundred yds, looking powerful in PS and Fox doesn’t even give these guys a chance until injuries? We left some W’s on the field. Could have 2 more at least, if we focus on the run and have the right young players on the field. Dysfunctional coaching.

  • BerwynBomber

    My prediction: Hoyer will be criticized no matter what he does. Even if he throws for a couple of scores, 300 yards, and no picks.

    #CuttyLove

    • Huge Bears Penis

      Hoyer Sucks!

      • MB30SD

        HOFer!!!

    • Joecashflow

      Was it 7 offensive penalties in red zone, last game? Hoyer is fine.

    • PaceBot 2000

      Quite the opposite.

      • Huge Bears Penis

        got to agree, there are enough people that have their panties dripping wet just waiting to jump on Hoyer’s knob.

    • CanadaBear

      Can’t agree. There aren’t many Cutler fans left (other than Johnny).

  • BerwynBomber

    “DaBearsBlog @dabearsblog When people are trying to sell me on Kizer to the Bears in the spring, I’m gonna have a hard time getting the last 3.5 hours out of my head.”

    Don’t blame you. Never been sold on him. Nor the kid from MIA (whose name now escapes).
    Pace may trade down or take a kid in the second round. That would be fine by me.

    • AlbertInTucson

      Historically, The Bears Organization has coveted Domers.

      They HAVE had some special ones.

      Johnny Lujack. Promising career cut short by injury.

      George “Moose” Connor. HOF.

      Mike Hartenstine

      Dave Duerson.

      On the other hand…

      Chris Zorich was a reach, even in the 2nd round.

      John Huarte never translated to the NFL but at least they didn’t piss away a #1 to get him like they did for the immortal…

      Rick Mirer.

      • MB30SD

        Rick. Fucking. Mirer.

        Smfh

  • AlbertInTucson

    I don’claim to be .Cub fan but Joe Buck sure sounds like a Dodger fan to me.

    • CanadaBear

      I wasn’t sure if he was just trying to hype up the game but I thought the same thing.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Miguel Montero doing a fine Paul Konerko impression.

    • Bender McLugh

      Pinch hittin you know it

      • AlbertInTucson

        3rd pinch hit granny, ever, in the post season.

        • Bender McLugh

          Holy fuck

        • Bender McLugh

          #doinitright

  • AlbertInTucson

    Joe “Back to Back” Blanton.

    • AlbertInTucson

      Good night, Joe.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Ohio State: “Badgers? We don’ need no steenkin’ BADGERS!

  • Bender McLugh

    If you were a baseball fan, and you touched yourself, would you be Cub?
    I know I would.

  • AlbertInTucson

    Hoyer leads the NFL in completion percentage.

    The Jags are 1 & 17 in their last 18 road games.

    Why does that only make me think

    “Uh-oh”.

    • Bender McLugh

      Sigh. Sad but true

    • BerwynBomber

      Shows you how much I am out of it: I thought this was a roadie for us.

  • AlbertInTucson

    LOL, Hockey.

    Vancouver is trailing Calgary 1-0 on a goal that they scored into their own empty net during a delayed penalty call against Calgary.

    VERY creative!

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