• The Yes Guy

    No!

  • Swing Tackle of Destiny

    Fletcher Cox got nine figures from the Eagles. 103m over 6 years.

    • You’re about to get Jericho’d

      Dreams of Mo dashed once he hears about that contract

      • willbest

        We can afford it, but Pace seems to be the master of value with trevathan and nanny types. Royal too if he were healthy

        • You’re about to get Jericho’d

          for that kind of money you can buy to pro bowl safeties.

          • willbest

            Which is more likely to stop Erin, Floyd and nanny off the edge with mo collapsing the pocket or 2 pro bowl safeties taking away whatever TE they roll out this year and stuffing McLacy at the line?

          • MB30SD

            Blitz them both at once every other play until dead… rinse and repeat.

            I’ll buy that for a dollar!

          • You’re about to get Jericho’d

            Both. See my 2017 offseasom strategy

          • MB30SD

            Mmmmmmmm… proooo boooooowl saaaaftiiiiiieeessss!

    • MB30SD
      • Swing Tackle of Destiny

        THat shouldn’t be street legal. You run LeMans in that car

        • MB30SD

          Yeah, bad ass. Looks like a fucking transformer

          • MB30SD

            Speaking of jetpacks… come on maings!! Come play!

          • Swing Tackle of Destiny

            Play Overwatch! It has jetpacks, too.

            It also has:

            Magilla Gorilla
            Ninjas
            Dwarfs who build turrets
            Giant mechs
            Alien chicks
            British chicks
            Texans who see drones overhead (ok maybe not that)
            Football tackling
            Swiss architecture

          • Scharfinator

            Don’t forget an angel and amputee Austrailians.

          • MB30SD

            You had me at pommy tarts.

          • Bender McLugh

            I’ve heard Overwatch is really really good

          • Swing Tackle of Destiny

            it is a lot of fun.

            because it needs teamwork, you get thrown on a vox channel with your team – which can be your friends or just random online people – and you need to balance and work together to beat the other team. it takes aspects of rpg games and adds them into a shooter. You need a tank, a sniper, a bomb guy, support dudes and balanced play to win.

          • willbest

            I question how useful tank is most of the time. I played their open beta, I will pick it up thanksgiving when it’s sub $30. I got pretty decent at the Eskimo chick. Using that ice wall to separate enemy teammates so we could focus them down without taking damage. Mech girl and grenade guy were fun when you took out 4 opponents at once but sucked while setting that up.

            I was impressed with how well the coop worked. If somebody wasn’t doing heals and crowd control for your team it was pretty close to automatic defeat

          • Scharfinator

            I think tank is required against decent teams. You need the HP, ability to hold ground, and push. Rein’s shield is great, Zarya can wombo combo with her ult, and DVA can blow some shit up.

  • Swing Tackle of Destiny
    • MB30SD

      Jesus, at least that hack is coming up with new material. I’ve only read that exact same piece written about a million times.

      Yaaaaaawwwnnnnn!

  • Doc Nitty

    Been busy lately. what happened to Bryan Robinson?

    • Swing Tackle of Destiny

      Died in a Milwaukee motel room.

      Not sure if he was using horse or what

      • Doc Nitty

        Another Bear done in by Wisconsin. smh.

      • You’re about to get Jericho’d

        booze, poppers, weed and lube man. Checked in with another dude at 9am and was known to be a reg at that motel. He was found at 6pm and the other guy left around 4pm. that’s a long hard day.

  • Swing Tackle of Destiny

    Watergate 2?

    Russian hackers break into DNC HQ database, steal all the Trump FUD

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/russian-government-hackers-penetrated-dnc-stole-opposition-research-on-trump/2016/06/14/cf006cb4-316e-11e6-8ff7-7b6c1998b7a0_story.html

    I guess if you put a mustache on Putin, he sorta looks like G Gordon Liddy

  • FQD1911

    R.I.P.

    if any of the details are true, this sounds SUPER sketch…

    • Sactowns#1

      Fresno State. Speaking of which, is Fres still around?

      • MB30SD

        No

    • You’re about to get Jericho’d

      yeah man, i think he went to that motel alot and had a lot of drug and booze fueled man time. The old heart gave out. Damn, not the way you want to go out.

      • Or EXACTLY the way to go out.

        Sub a hot chick for dude, smoke em if u got em!

        • You’re about to get Jericho’d

          lol, if you sub a hot chick for the skinny male prostitute he was with it’s not EXACTLY the same. It’s a married man getting rocked on poppers and fucking Crown Royal??? and getting reamed out in a shitty Wisconsin motel. A step down from the glory of the gridiron and being a millionaire.

  • CanadaBear
  • CanadaBear

    Hey MB, check out this little front wheelie and slide around the corner in today’s race (Tour of Switzerland). Guy was going for the corner and Sagan slammed the door on him.

  • willbest

    Pretty sure they had no plan for this crisis Trac, the talking points are incoherent, and are merely being thrown out there to distract from the slow leak of facts proving how utterly incompetent the government is.

    • 1984

      Has anyone else heard that the U..S is moving forces to the Balkans? It’s being kept very hush hush. I’ve been searching for more news on this but can’t seem to find much on it.

      http://presstv.ir/Detail/2016/05/28/467850/Russia-US-NATO-Putin-missile-system-Poland-Romania

      • Swing Tackle of Destiny

        I’m gonna tell you a real truth, Trac. You won’t like it, because it will make you seem like a dupe – but it is 100% true – so hopefully you will accept it and see it for what it is.

        RT, Zerohedge, and a bunch of these “domestic” websites like presstv.ir (which is in Iran you know), are a type of website called agitprop.

        They pretend to be in the west, but their goals are to disenfranchise the middle and lower classes from the country. It’s a straight up destabilization program. Now, I know that makes me seem McCarthy like, but this is exactly what is going on. Zerohedge, which is the ultimate perma-bear site with all-gloom all the time is run by Daniel Ivandjiiski, the son of a known ex-KGB guy. Daniel was thrown out for insider trading by the SEC and now he sits there, propped up by offshore dollars, and runs the site.

        It’s kind of disgusting that you would have the balls to come here and post an Iranian agitprop website. Maybe you don’t know any better. Maybe you do. If you do, then:

        https://youtu.be/bbIlLmCID5g?t=308

        • MB30SD

          Uh oh, shit just gots real yo.

          Trac is a fucking islamic extremist plant!

          You fucking mole!!!! How could you?!?!

          Naw, I think this is just a case of one of jesus’ lost little lambs… and bad, unchecked sources. :_ (

          • 1984

            You’re being objective and fair but I don’t think it’s accurate to say the source was bunk just because its from Iran(which I did not know). The Iranians are the only country in the middle east that have not been invaded or fucked with yet.

            Check this out, you won’t hear this on any American News station. This new world order bullshit has to stop and Putin no pushover.

            http://www.cbsnews.com/news/orlando-nightclub-shooting-jeh-johnson-gun-control-is-now-a-matter-of-homeland-security/

          • “You must rise above the endless desire to dominate ” – Putin

            “Germany will not invade Russia” – Hitler.

            It’s a bit difficult to believe opportunistic despots when we know every word coming out of their mouths is to advance THEIR agenda.

            Not saying some of what Putin illustrates is not true, only that he’s spinning it so that HE can grab more power especially from the U.S.

          • 1984

            Have you actually studied the events leading up to WW2 and after. Every military and political move in context? Does “Sadam Hussein has weapons of mass destruction” ring a bell? Well it should. You aren’t representing the facts when you throw those examples on the wall GP.

          • Swing Tackle of Destiny

            I don’t think it’s accurate to say the source was bunk just because its from Iran

            SMH

          • Swing Tackle of Destiny

            The New World Order thing is a Bushism taken to mean that corporate elites, the Bilderburg crowd, would establish a ruling order using global banking – independent of any nation.

            That the rule of national hegemony would be superseded by corporate hegemony.

            We see this happening. We see it when asswipes like John Chambers try and hold the US government hostage about repatriating profits held offshore so they don’t have to pay taxes. He did that. He said in an interview that Cisco could bring several billion being held offshore back into the States if only the government wouldn’t tax it. It’s a US corporation. We see it with the LIBOR fixing.

            Anyhow, the US isn’t pursuing a new world order. That was a Bush speech talking about his coalition against Saddam.

            And really, Trac, following up an Iranian agitprop news story with video from RT? I just got through telling you what RT is.

            Here’s where this is through the looking glass: Me, the liberal, is telling you the winger Texan, to act like a fucking American. Don’t get all Pat Buchanan and start calling for isolationism. That is idiocy.

            If we don’t control things abroad and project power, then the Chinese will. The Russians only matter because of their arsenal, if this was based on GNP, we’d pay more attention to the Finns.

            I find it a sign of crazy bizarre that you are saying the Iranians are good guys and haven’t been fucked with and posting RT videos, and I am the one telling you to stop being a commie. We live in stupid times, where the lack of education across this country (due to systemic defunding) has created a nation of bread and circuses.

          • 1984

            Stop being a commie? That’s laughable. Did you know that up until the U.S. entered world war 2 the U.S. news media was pro German? 53% of Americans were German immigrants at the time and even then the media was controlled by Jewish interests who were pro German after Hitler came to power. It wasn’t until the planned Diaspora was implemented by the Zionist’s that the press changed their tune. Start being an American? Sounds very similar to Hitler telling the brown shirts to start being good Germans. I don’t play the national propaganda game GP and please don’t start your re-education game on me, it’s laughable.

            The first law that the Reds passed after they came to power was to criminalize criticism of Jews or their government. Do you really want this country to go there? Do you really want to live in a world where the mind is chained up and free thought is a crime? This is what you are really saying GP. Cass Sunstein would love to criminalize independent thought that threatens the power base and THAT should alarm every free thinking American. No, I will not go quietly into the night my liberal friend.

            “We can readily imagine a series of possible responses. (1) Government
            might ban conspiracy theorizing. (2) Government might impose some kind
            of tax, financial or otherwise, on those who disseminate such theories.”

            Qoute -Cass Sunstein

            Is this your America GP? Well it’s not mine.

          • MB30SD

            You are a jihadist and/or communist plant, reveal yourself!!

          • 1984

            I’m neither my man. In a court of law you listen 2 both sides. The truth is sometimes in between and when people rush to judgements after only hearing one side, you get mass confusion.

          • MB30SD

            So somewhere between a jihadist and a communist…. I think that’s called capitalism.

          • 1984

            Hahaha. Take away fractional lending and and a fiat currency and you end up with a free market. That’s what I’m talking about.

        • 1984

          Ok GP, I get your threat and you know what, that’s on you. The truth is the truth. If you disagree or just don’t give a shit then that is your perogative. If I’m wrong, then so be it, but at least I have the balls to excercise free speech while we still have a semblance of it. God help this country when we no longer have that.

          Good day Sir.

          • Trac, do you believe the world is going to end soon?

            Serious question.

            Follow up question. If so, are you looking forward to it?

            #truthShallSetuFree

          • 1984

            Butch, NO. The FREE world is about to end soon if someone doesn’t get a handle on these assbags and I use the word “free” very loosely. Am I looking forward to it? That’s an insane question, of course not. I’m trying to warn people to wake up. Let me be clear, the rapture is religious bullshit designed to de-ball the population.
            Truth is subjective.

        • Sit yo $5 ass down before I make some change!

          And naturally, it ends on a Segal clip

      • Irish Sweetness

        I watch Al Jazeera, NATO are escalating buildup on Russian borders.

        • 1984

          Thank you Irish.

  • You’re about to get Jericho’d

    Instant Playoffs:
    Add Eugene Monroe and Big Mo.
    The 1 season turnaround.
    Then
    1. draft S/CB in round one 2017
    2. acquire a S/CB in Free Agency 2017
    3. draft TE in round 2 2017
    4. draft G/C in round 3 2017

    • Irish Sweetness

      No receivers?

  • You’re about to get Jericho’d
    • Huge Bear’s Penis

      nice headline. By damage I hope he means on the field, and not to his knee, or hammy, or ankle, or quad, or calf etc.

      • MB30SD

        You forgot thumb

        • Huge Bear’s Penis

          sorry. honestly I just hope he doesn’t get a yeast infection or pull his vagina.

          • MB30SD

            Pulling ones vagina is ALWAYS a big risk my man

          • Johnnywad

            But…..pushing vagina on the other hand. A different matter altogether.

          • MB30SD

            Mmmmm, yes…. quite.

          • Scharfinator

            It is if you hang out with me! BAZINGA

          • MB30SD

            I think that statement works… kind of

          • Scharfinator

            That’s what she said! BAZINGA!

    • I haven’t even clicked on it yet, but I’m putting a bet on 10 “ums” + “yeah know”…let’s see…

      • You’re about to get Jericho’d

        Prolly not

  • Swing Tackle of Destiny
    • Huge Bear’s Penis

      He is going to be the GREATEST OF ALL TIME!!!

    • MB30SD

      Works erra time!

  • AlbertInTucson

    $63 Million guaranteed for Fletcher Cox?

    Yeah, THAT will help Denver’s situation with Von Miller and the Jets’ with Mo Wilkerson.

    • Swing Tackle of Destiny

      I blame this on Nate Silver.

      He showed the coach who never punts is right to do so, and that a player who can routinely beat the opponent’s LT – even with a double team – is statistically the most valuable player on the field.

      • willbest

        Silver also said Trump had a 5% chance at being the GOP nominee

  • Darlenerdecker3

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