• For your consideration….

    Let me christen thee, first post of the first game of the regular season!!!!!!!!!
    Rodgers, you sir are fucking dead.

    • GPLDAN

      Here’s hoping for the fantasy Matt Flynn handcuff play.

  • For your consideration….

    sorry to hijack:

    http://news.yahoo.com/mom-drove-kids-ocean-florida-had-low-blood-182844583.html

    Any attorney that can say this with a straight face is the Daniel Day Lewis of defense attorneys

    • MB30SD

      Oh fuuuuuck this… attempted murder of her babies. Evil. Give her the same treatment as sanduski as discussed on the last thread. And while we’re at it, throw in that human piece of refuse that killed his baby in his car… on purpose!

      Jesus fucking christ what the fuck is going on in this world?!?!?! The fucking apocalypse must be fucking neigh!?!?! MUST BE!!!!!! Eeeeeevil is among us!!!

      Trac!?!?!? Where is your savior (and good jewish boy) j-zues when we needs him? Help us J-Zues!!!

  • Trac

    I would absolutely love to see 1 maybe 2 GB starters with …ahem….season ending injuries tonight. Shhhhh.

    • For your consideration….

      we’re doing it and we’re doing it the old fashioned way. The dominance of GB over Chicago in recent football history is over. No more Angelo and shit OC’s to keep the odds in their favor.
      Last year it took the Bears having the worst defense in the history of the team, a non picked up sack fumble, an INT that went right through Conte’s chest and Conte fucking up the last play of the game for them to squeak by.
      IT’S OVER. Packers are done. DONE!

      • MB30SD

        This!

        (and god I fucking hate chris conte)

      • Trac

        Shhhhh

  • MB30SD

    John Malkovich clip of the night: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag-JBl9TKqw

    Oh, and packers fucking dead tonight. Have fun rodgers you fuckstick.

  • MB30SD

    here’s how fucking dumb I am… and how far my head is up my ass lately.

    I made a date on Monday for tonight, a first date, with a girl I’ve never met, in a town 25 minutes away from me… tonight. yes, tonight. And I’ve only seen 4 pictures of her.

    SMFH

    (Mmmmmm… pull of new vagina is strong, is it not. mmmmmmMM)

    • Shady

      indeed.

      • MB30SD

        that all said, she looks like a solid 8 in all of her pics, and she’s got a smokin bod… and what look to be fake big Cs. so you know, I did at least hedge my bets a bit.

    • Paul Stuart

      Sometimes making the trip armed and ready with an over night bag or equivalent works out, sometimes it doesn’t πŸ˜‰ Sometimes it’s bad if it does…

  • MB30SD

    All of you slack jawed fago… who are thinking about tech.

    I humbly present to you: http://www.samsungmobilepress.com/2014/09/03/Samsung-Introduces-the-Latest-in-its-Iconic-Note-Series—The-Galaxy-Note-4,-and-Showcases-Next-Generation-Display-with-Galaxy-Note-Edge-1

    The one thing you should buy above anything else. I am.

    • Shady

      Samsung. Ripoff artists.

      • MB30SD

        oh god… please tell me what bad experience you’ve had to sour you on the entire company and all of their ground-breaking, industry-leading, apple-smashing technology

        • Shady

          Fucking dry cleaners ruined my dress shirt.

          • MB30SD

            Hahahahaha… I think that’s (a) chinese (stereotype), not korean. Koreans own a huge % of sushi joints (right jokey?). My bro’s ex was korean so I learned a thing or two about the kulture. Awesome food btw (most of it)

            Btw… I imagine ground in human faeces and semen are pretty difficult to get out of a garment. Give ’em a break?

            Bbtw… racist!

          • Shady

            The shit and semen aren’t so difficult, it’s the blood and vomit that’s a bitch.

          • Paul Stuart

            Dried Blood;
            It took three guys to punch me into submission on a train platform many years ago. I’m not proud of it, but I was drunk and just kept taking the hits whilst pushing them all into a wall asking them if that’s all they had etc… (They started the fists, but I started it with an ill conceived drunken comment)

            Anyway, my eyebrow gash spilled a lot of blood onto my greasy rocker long-hair…and the next day I was convinced my blood should be harnessed and sold as hair tonic πŸ˜‰ brushed that shit out and it was salon fresh!

  • burntorangenavyblue

    Just caught up w/ reading Jeff’s tweets and I have to say one thing:

    Chris Conte does not deserve to flip the bird to us fans if he intercepts Bill’s QB and runs it back for a touchdown. Why? BECAUSE HE LOST IT FOR US LAST YEAR IN BLOWN COVERAGE THAT COSTED US A PLAYOFF SPOT!

    I will be content, and only content, if I see Conte intercepts a pass from Aaron Rodgers, runs at Aaron Rodgers and levels him out, and runs it back for a TD, then he should just walk back to the side-line, no celebrating, and just be humble that he is still even able to play in the NFL……

    Go Seahawks! Packers Dead!

    • burntorangenavyblue

      Oh, and the Bills qb is EJ Manuel? I would expect someone to make a big play against him, so Conte doing so wouldn’t be a shock, hence, does not make me forget last year….

    • i dunno. watch the play again. it looks like he’s going out to cover the flat while bowman looks like he gets lost trying to cover cobb. someone on here said it best (i don’t recall who) when talking about the play. It went along the lines of “we don’t know who blew the coverage, but bowman is gone and conte is back.”

      also, if peppers makes the play he’s paid to make it doesn’t matter that cobb is open by 20 yards.

      watch it again (it hurts, i know, but it helps visualize all my points above): http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-cant-miss-plays/0ap2000000306047/WK-17-Can-t-Miss-Play-Rodgers-stuns-Soldier-Field

      • That was moi. The other possibility obviously was that it was conte’s fault. Either way, it was def on pep too

      • burntorangenavyblue

        Look, in that theory that Peppers makes that play, then the play is dead or changed, it still doesn’t account for the fact that Conte does not have the instincts to see what Rodgers was going to do. The vaunted Bears’ D is supposed to be about having that instinct to know where to go and what to do when it is there….Conte does not have that, and the play ended with Conte being the nearest guy to Cobb. That is what Conte is going to be known for, and he does not deserve to flip the bird back at fans because he may return a TD against EJ Manuel just because he is a “good” safety.

        • burntorangenavyblue

          That last play took advantage of the fact that the Bears defense was a mess, and definitely took advantage that there was no way that Conte would have been able to zero in on that to make the play, regardless of Peppers or whoever else screwed up. The word “safety” is that word for a reason…Conte does not provide that

      • MB30SD

        OMFG ev. I’ve JUST… disowned you. (right then)

        He ADMITTED he blew the coverage call and that he was still in zone while every other guy on D was in the correct (man) call. Cobb was his man. Bowman came off his correct guy the second he say conte fuck up and made a valiant effort to save conte’s massive fuck up.

        Jesus man!

        • oh. he admitted it? then i missed that and put the blame squarely on peppers. he should’ve known he had chris “mb’s man crush” conte back there.

          • MB30SD

            will you be happy when you give me that aneurysm you’re angling for?

          • He’s twirling his ‘stache while sipping micro-brew and smoking a pipe.

          • MB30SD

            bubbles in the pipe?

          • quite.

          • MB30SD

            mmmmm… yes.

          • that’s me to a T. except i prefer killian’s over any micro-brew around. but shhh. don’t tell. they’ll take my hipster card away.

          • Killians!? The Pabst Police is gonna hunt you down.

          • let them come. i stick with my ambers.

          • it’s your own fault. your button is so easy to push!

    • MB30SD

      don’t get me started

      • burntorangenavyblue

        Didn’t mean to rile you up man….just making a point back at Jeff that Conte does not deserve to flip us off b/c he made a big play, in the first game of the season, against a so so qb

  • Every time I see that play, I want to choke a bitch

  • Shady

    Speaking of Conte, I’ll be interested to watch how Ha-Ha performs tonight… And for the rest of his career for that matter.

    • I’m very curious how Pepp will do.
      I can’t imagine him running down Wilson. He can set the edge though, but did the Pack really spend all that $ for him to set the edge?

      • Trac

        I’m thinking the Ghost of Reggie White. Pepps gonna blow it up this year, watch.

        • bearsfantillend

          yep every 3rd game he is going to decide to play a little and blow it up.

  • Who’s that chick? She’s cute, and talented!

  • Shady

    TGFIB gentlemaings.

  • And in FF, Let the Games Commence!

  • Blue print to beat the Pack on D.

  • Shady

    The fudge are trying to play it cute with their muddle huddle hurry up bullsheite. Seattle is too fast on D for that garbage. If they want to win tonight (and I hope they don’t) GB needs to pound it with Lacy. All. Night.

    • johnnywad

      Until his wheels fall right off. Hopefully

    • Not to mention that SEA doesn’t shift personnel much. They tend to stay in their base package, so it’s not as if they’re getting caught shuffling in and out.

      Don’t you own Lacy in FF?

      • Shady

        Perhaps. But what I said is true, if you plan to win against Seattle at home, you’ve gotta pound the rock.

        • Yeah, I said as much too. Hope the puke do, cuz I’m going up against GPs Vadgers

          • MB30SD

            THIS is why I don’t play FF

          • Cormonster

            MB, that is 5 thumbs up. I don’t play for three reasons: the Lions, Vikings, and Packers. Too many conflicts of interest if my logical draft move is to pick a player or whatever from one those teams.

          • Shady

            Corm, I’ll admit not every FF participant is rational. in fact, there are a lot of asshole d-bag FF players out there. But MOST rational people can understand the difference between fantasy and reality. When you live in reality, you ALWAYS root for your team and against your rivals no matter WHO is on your FF team.

            If I draft a fudger, queen or meow, I look at it like I’m hedging my bet. I’ll ALWAYS root for their teams to lose, but if that player happens to do well that week, at least I’ll share in the rewards.

          • GPLDAN

            Every fucking QB I ever draft goes to suckage, so I drafted Vadge to curse him.

            fucking worked too

          • You don’t HAVE to draft any players you don’t want.
            How many Kitties, Pukes and Queens are on my roster?
            Same as Lach’s IQ = 0

  • GPLDAN

    RIght now is MB on his date?

    AS they say in Star Wars, it’s a small exhaust vent right below the main vent. That’s where Luke’s torpedo went. NTTAWWT.

    • “it’s a small thermal exhaust port right below the main port.”

      but that’s ok.

    • MB30SD

      She’s 10 late. .. watching the game at the sports bad RIGHT next door to the restaurant Until She’s parking. Hee hee

  • johnnywad

    Pepp looks lost to me on this first drive

  • Pepp is feared so much, SEA is leaving a rookie RT one-on-one on him.

  • bwhaha FF vulture. Kuuuuuuhhhnn

  • For your consideration….

    Lol, wait, do you mean to tell me that Seattle doesn’t switch their corners?!?!? The bears, if they use half of a brain cell can have Sherman matched up on Holmes or Morgan all night and just put Alston and Marshall on the Same side. Packers doing that with Nelson so he’s covered by maxwell instead of Sherman.

  • Ha-Ha looked like a clown on that. Welcome to the NFL, Rook.
    Hopefully, he becomes Burnett part 2.

    • Shady

      Burnett knows how to tackle and Ha-Ha made a nice play on a bubble screen earlier in the 1st quarter. But yes…

  • Shady

    Pair of Packers down.

    • Trac

      Boom!

    • Two for one? Alright, I won’t wish that…bad mojo…

    • Shady

      Cliff Avril just threw Bulaga’s head right into Rodgers’ head quite posibly causing two concussions with one blow. Too add injury to injury, it looked like Bulaga went down holding his knee as well. Brutal sport.

  • I don’t get it. Sherman is covering Boykin while a LB gets Jordy Nelson?
    How is that a sound use of the self-proclaimed best corner in NFL? – Jeff Tweet

    This is why Peterson and Revis don’t think Sherman is the best CB cuz he only sticks to his side.

  • Big Mike

    Running right at Julius Peppers

    • I don’t know how a 6’7 270 guy can play LB. Even in his prime that would be a tall order.

      • bearsfantillend

        all i have been seeing is Pep getting pushed around.

      • NewBearInTown

        Last year he was much better in run support than pass rush. In his prime he could have played anywhere in the front 7, but at this stage of his career he might be better playing 3-4 DE.

        • That’s originally what I thought they were going to make him, but they paid him too much money for that.
          Maybe as the season goes on and his foot flares up, they’ll put him more and more as DE.

    • Shady

      Without Raji, the fudge have little to nothing at the point of attack. If Capers’ D continues to allow RBs to run free into the secondary, it’s going to be another long year for his D.

  • The reports of Lynch’s demise have been exaggerated.

  • Big Mike

    First down after first down for GB with check down passes

    • johnnywad

      The Fudge only have 131 yards in the first half. They’re a muffed punt and 45 yard PI away from having jack shit. Seahawks dominated that half.

  • Big Mike

    Rogers yells at rookie center he’s a leader. Cutler does it he’s a bully/asshole/bad teammate

    • Shady

      ++1

      • MB30SD

        Easy sparky

        • Shady

          How’s the date going? Is he cute?

          • MB30SD

            Hasn’t arrived yet… read down

          • Shady

            Wait, so you drove 30 mins to meet up with some dude you met online only to get stood up?

          • bearsfantillend

            not is all lost yet even if he’s stood up. i am sure he can hit a truck stop or rest area on the way home.

  • For your consideration….

    Guys I could see ow pep and Mathews could be dangerous to a traditional drop back passer. Bears better get rid of it fast. It’s just common sense

    • Shady

      Or have Long and Slauce destroy the soft underbelly off their D to allow Forte to run wild.

      • For your consideration….

        Max unger may have something to do with it. We have garza

        • Shady

          I know. But we still have Bushrod, Slauce, Long and Mills. And Olga.

          • For your consideration….

            12-4

    • johnnywad

      Pep looks really old and slow to me

  • For your consideration….

    Did peppers just get pulled for nick perry????

  • Shady

    You get the feeling if Rodgers is forced to drop back over and over, he’s going to end up taking some shots because of this O-line.

    • Shady

      And there it is.

  • burntorangenavyblue

    Both teams’ offense starting to look very sloppy and coaching decisions are questionable. GB going for it on 4th and 5 in Quest vs. Seattle defense, in 3rd quarter; bad O-line protection leading to the safety…Seattle running the ball on 3rd and long and getting no where

    • GPLDAN

      Seattle’s pass rush is just too much and the Pack OT is getting abused.

      • Big Mike

        Bulldog out bad news for them. 78 (backup ) overmatched

  • GPLDAN

    Man I wish we had gotten Michael Bennett.

  • burntorangenavyblue

    Harvin looking good….I wonder if he has figured out how to control that migraine problem he’s had in the past? Imagine what his stats would have been like without missing any game b/c of that

    • Shady

      He’s always looked good, problem is he can never stay healthy.

  • Trac

    The Fudge are getting owned on total yards of offense. Just like I said earlier today, I would not be surprised to see Detroit finish ahead of the Cheese.

    • Shady

      Hard to extrapolate much from this game if you’re the fudge, this is quite possibly the toughest game on the schedule for any team this year. Much could depend on the extent of the injury to Bulaga, but over the entirety of the season the pack should be fine offensively.

      • Trac

        Well lets not even bother playing the season then and crown their asses(Seattle). Smh.
        Oh and Greenbay got their asses kicked. Extrapolate that! Hee hee.

  • burntorangenavyblue

    Very smart for Wilson to tuck and slide like that….just added years to his life, RGIII, take note

  • Trac

    The Cheesey faithful will be hanging their heads for a week and a half. Hee hee.

  • Trac

    Pretty sure the pack need 3 TD’s to win this thing in reg.

  • Shady

    I have to admit, I take pleasure in watching the fudge get steamrolled and embarrassed by the defending champs on opening day in front of the nation.

    #schadenfreude

    • Let’s see if they concede defeat, or risk Vadgers behind that shaky line in some sort of symbolic gesture.

    • GPLDAN

      Hell I’ll accept Sigmund Freud.

      Julius – your daddy never loved you.

  • Big Mike

    I wouldn’t send Rodgers out there down 26 with 2 minutes to go

  • GPLDAN

    Wonder if Mully and Bowen still think the Pack wins it all.

    • I think it reflects their lack of belief in the Bears more than their faith in the Pack.

    • Shady

      Again, hard to make conclusions about a season based on one almost unwinnable game. The injury to Bulaga is absolutely the worst part if you’re a GB fan.

      • Trac

        Whats with the Green Bay apologist gig?

  • Really, the only defense that has a chance against the SEA O is…the Cover 2 with a very disruptive 4 ala Bears 06 or Panthers 13.

    • GPLDAN

      I hope Phillip Rivers breaks his balls on the opening drive, though.

      #FF_Illin’

    • Barb UMihai Mar

      I think it’s not about a disruptive 4, but an athletic great group of LB. The front 4 must excel is run D and setting the edges. Who giveed them problems ware the 49ers and the Cardinals last year.
      The Patriots beat the Seahawks as things stand. Seattle D is incredible, but it’s not what it was last year. Still great, but they lost huge contributors on the DLine.
      They saved depth by bringing in Kevin Williams. I beat the drum for 2 months with Kevin Williams. Bring him in, bring him in, bring him in. Damn it, Emery.

  • NewBearInTown

    Its one thing to not call timeouts when you’re down three touchdowns. But punting on 4th down at the end of the game? Lame…

  • GPLDAN

    That naked boot with the flip to the fullback. We need that play. We can’t execute that play.

    That play is a classic Bears play and our FB TE thingy, I don’t know.

    • Shady

      That jet sweep option scares the shit out of me for the Bears’ D. I feel like Manuel could run that with Spiller/Watkins/Jackson all day.

      • Bender McLugh

        the pursuit will be there for the Bears D on all of these types of plays. We do have some good speed let’s not forget.

  • Shady

    New somewhat random thread.

  • Cormonster

    Shady, you are the MVP of this thread. You made a lot of great points tonight.

    • Cormonster

      Green Bay is in a little trouble is they have to start Sherrod at RT for any extended period of time. He is terrible, and has been since the Packers drafted him right after Carimi.

    • Shady

      I agree. I was able to overcome the adversity of an early racism charge and brought the analysis late. But really, I just hope MB was able to get his worm wet tonight.

      • Cormonster

        I doubt he has yet, but maybe a little later. After all, it’s only 9:30 out there.

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