I have nothing to write about the Chicago Bears for the next forty-eight hours. Hopefully. Seriously, I’m getting bored writing incessantly about how much of a train wreck the Bears organization has been in 2014. Monday can’t come soon enough. So instead, the five best Christmas movies of all-time:

#5 THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL

#4 A CHRISTMAS STORY

#3 ELF

#2 NATIONAL LAMPOON’S CHRISTMAS VACATION

#1 BAD SANTA

Apologies to the Miracle on 34th Streets and It’s a Wonderful Lifes of the world but they’ve never done it for me. My family is also not one of those tight, wake up to Folgers brewing in the kitchen, hugs-a-lot groups. So my choices veer in a certain direction.