8:00 PM
Over/under on incorrect team assessments from the broadcasting team.  7.5.

8:01
Hahaha.  Can you imagine going to a preseason game and whining about losing a player?  Denver, man, get over it. Your coach tried to get Matt Cassell behind Jay’s back.  (Nice job by Michaels bringing that up.)

8:03
“Shakespeare would never have written a play about a preseason football game.  But had he, this would have been the game.”
Ladies and gentlemen, I think we’ve all just heard the most inane comment ever made in the history of athletic broadcasting.

8:07
Head coaches shouldn’t be that young.  McDaniels is like 12.

FIRST DRIVE – DEFENSE
1. Great play on first down by Ogunleye.  Good push up front.
2. Tru McBride is not a starting cornerback.
3. Tommie Harris was not part of the Super Bowl run, Collinsworth.  He played 12 games that year.  He is given way more credit than he deserves. 
4. Orton stinks.

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM JEFF HUGHES:
Liveblogging is boring as shit.  I’ll be back at the end of the game.